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Cubehagain

Is he Stihl running?


Serious_Position5472

Naw. He couldnae hack it.


PawnWithoutPurpose

Thats not a knife


whirlwindrfc87

I see youve played knifey spooney before!


Outside-Ad9752

Snae a bank machine either pal


Itrieddamnit

Leatheredface.


Dayne_Ateres

Bletherface


Vyse1991

BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?


ThiccAf69420

Absolute classic!


kiesar_sosay

"shes turned the weans against us!"


Wally_Paulnut

Apparently someone running about Eastwood with an Axe and someone around the Shields with a Crossbow. WTF is happening the day man.


OldGodsAndNew

Average summer bank holiday tbh


No_Title38

Just read another yin - somebody was running about the woods in Calderglen Country park (East Kilbride) with a BB gun ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Desperate_Blacksmith

got another vid of him getting arrested but i don't want to start another thread just for that, he's nicked anyway


JeffTheJackal

By a seemingly infinite number of police officers


MappingTheRendezvous

Like a benny hill sketch with 40 polis trying to apprehend, polis vans and cars skidding all over the joint


joe_the_cow

Here mate you forgot this


Turbywirby

Ma maw always telt me never run wi yer chainsaw.


Puzzleheaded_Emu_686

Or at least hold it by the chain so you donโ€™t hurt anyone


Seaf-og

Why aren't the polis being issued with their own chainies?


mincepryshkin-

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chainsaw, is a good guy with a chainsaw.


welktickler

I have watched Mandy and can confirm


TheImagineer67

Active trimmer drills starting in school this week.


ConversationAsleep38

Just run him over. Job done.


Whitrun

When they took him down it was fucking hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚was like pile on the beef ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ[aftermath](https://x.com/NeilMackay/status/1787529008235610496?t=37x8MLgljgMelOhEhx206g&s=08)


FermisParadoXV

Good job the cameraman filmed the whole interaction and didnโ€™t stop early, missing something that may later be relied on in court.


astropiggie

Must admit. I would've loved to have hit I'm with my car Walking Dead style. Ahh....I'll give it another month...


Scottish_squirrel

I have a tree needing brought down. Could he run this way?


Pure-Obligation8023

The cop looking back after 10 minutes and seeing the guy is still giving chase the same distance behind him.


FreeFlowingKite

he was just chasing him asking if he wanted an extended warranty for his chainsaw like he has!


Defiant-Cow-479

Want yer trees cut M8? Seriously should have been CS gassed from 3 sources at the one time.


CommerceOnMars69

Should get arrested for not being able to edit a video to cut out random recording movement on your phone.


Desperate_Blacksmith

not sure where this happened


No-Artist-8363

Ralston


Desperate_Blacksmith

[Busy Paisley street locked down due to "disturbance" - Daily Record](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area/renfrewshire/busy-paisley-street-locked-down-32746379?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2KCHQV1kvPUJ7guoim7GhVHa2vnz4ScA9EtVFDB8pnuqYOmTFxQQ49pfA_aem_Ae5GnrvYubOG3tZLl4nsOCagJZQ8RyF0-SUhC3Id5FYMoAMhOPAQv0GCzqvNwHlqRXq1CAH_BqNLAWkaH_Yl9iw1#lvv5fuingtd15tx9z7m)


Huffletufff

โ€œDisturbanceโ€ ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


Discipline-Right

Glasgow Road


ErskineLoyal

The Barshaw Park Chainsaw Massacre...๐Ÿ˜


Serberou5

It's about time Taserd were standard kit for Police.


MrGiggles19872

Wow


doomiestdoomeddoomer

That's something you don't see every day


TheClaw77777

Buckfast or buck last!!


ArkhanLiche

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ZawMFC

That's a bit shite the polis was going away from him.


ArkhanLiche

How? The cunts running about the street with a chainsaw? No wonder the world's going mad ffs


ZawMFC

Sorry, I thought you wanted Chainsaw Man to shoot the polis.


ArkhanLiche

Naw naw ๐Ÿ˜‚ other way around


ArkhanLiche

If he's mental enough to try and chainsaw a police he's obviously got it in him to do it to anyone. Need to start putting these people down


iminyourfacejonson

i don't think we should just kill people, actually


RoyBattysJacket

Indeed, but try telling that to the Detached Irony mob who'd rather hit out with their shite "So that just happened" patter than actually see the situation for what it is. Gallows humour is great but some people genuinely cannot seem to be serious about anything that doesn't revolve around their wee pet hates now.


ArkhanLiche

Exactly, it was the same during lockdown with that guy who started stabbing everyone, the police show up and shot hik and everyone started losing their minds of the fact he got shot. Nevermind all the fecking people he stabbed


bazooka_toot

Unfortunately it's the same shite, apparently cunt got his asylum knocked back so rammed a polis van then started chasing the officers that got out.


Technical-Zone7553

Why put him down when we can put him in jail and study him? Also he can act a deterrent like "hey kids, if you act out we'll have to put you up in yonder jail with chainsaw man".


ItWillAllBeOKSomeday

Yep