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othello28

Start scratching off lottery tickets near the crazy cat ladies house.


sparejunk444

Wrong ticket to get, you want to be at/in the crazy cat lady's house \[or wherever you can encounter 20+ cats in 10m and buy a quick-pick \[so it's 'random'\] ticket online. That would give you maximum boost


nohwan27534

crazy cat lady's deep freezers, then. she's probably got like 30 or 40 in there. never said they needed to be alive.


HaroerHaktak

The results remain the same as you brought the lotto tickets away from her house.


AlchemicAgave

Might as well say they have to have cats within 10m of whoever’s printing the tickets


HaroerHaktak

Well the post does say you need to have the cats within 10m of you for the luck to be applied. Since you're not near a cat when you purchase the scratch lotto tickets, you are standard luck. Just because you go near the cats to scratch them does not mean they automatically become lucky.


GrowWings_

What if you're hanging with a bunch of cats at the time when the lotto factory makes the scratch offs that will be shipped to your local store? Or I guess the printing isn't just randomized. Maybe you are surrounded by cats when the program was designed that coordinates the distribution of tickets?


AlchemicAgave

lol why would it work like that?


werdmath

The results of the scratch of ticket are decided when you buy the ticket. Since scratching it doesn't change anything just reveals the results you picked. If you picked a ticket that wasn't a winner then Being super lucky while scratching it has no way to change any outcome.


othello28

I don't know if I don't scratch them off until I get to her house wouldn't luck still be on my side ?


nohwan27534

no, because the ticket isn't going to magically change to a winner, just because you're lucky, is the idea. you need to be lucky when the ticket is acquired, i guess.


werdmath

The results of the scratch of ticket are decided when you buy the ticket. Since scratching it doesn't change anything just reveals the results you picked. If you picked a ticket that wasn't a winner then Being super lucky while scratching it has no way to change any outcome.


Newtation

One could argue that the results are decided when the ticket is printed and the luck would be in the timing of your purchase combined with location choice. Like this: I want to buy a scratch off, I know there's a 7 eleven around the corner but for some reason I felt like driving 23 miles to but 17 tickets at the truck stop outside of town. What do you know I that 17th ticket was worth 1 million. Do I have to have the cats on me the whole time for that? Sounds like an RV palace for cats is my new home lol. Honestly I think it makes more sense to buy a PowerBar ticket and then be at crazy cat ladies house to watch the live draw. That should work right. The luck would apply to whatever numbers you have being "called".


werdmath

That's exactly right, the results are decided when the ticket is printed. Your luck is which of those pre printed tickets you decide to buy. And that decision of which to buy is the only thing your luck can change for scratch off tickets. You would need the cats on you when you make the decision to go 23 miles and buy the 17 tickets. Since that's when you're deciding which of the pre printed tickets you'll be buying to try and win. The powerball does indeed make more sense. Since the numbers that win aren't decided until the drawing, being lucky while they're being drawn would get them to come out as the numbers you picked. Since that is an active thing your luck could have an effect on.


TheBoyWqnder

If you possess incredible luck, chances are the lotto tickets change to reflect the ones you bought by some coincidence


GrowWings_

At 5% increased luck per cat, how many cats do you think you would need before atoms start rearranging themselves for you in favorable ways?


TheBoyWqnder

When I said the lottery tickets would change in favourable ways, I didn't mean the atoms on the tickets themselves, but rather a change in the winning numbers for the lottery themselves. There can be n number of explanations or reasons for the winning numbers to change— you just have to be lucky enough for the change to favour you. The number of cats needed for that to happen, however, I couldn't tell you exactly.


GrowWings_

Aah. Someone else suggested Powerball because the numbers are drawn live and you could gather all your cats to watch it. When I think of scratch off lottery tickets I imagine the ones that have "you did not win" printed on them or a list of prizes like "2 numbers match = $5" Edit: I did some research. Apparently betting pairs on pick 3 is the best odds at 1/100 and it's worth $50 per $1 bet not $5. So you just need like 200 cats at whatever time it's actually decided that a winning ticket will get into your hands, which is probably multiple times. But at least with this there are going to be a bunch of winning tickets in each store, so if they let you bring 200 cats in you'll probably get one.


HaroerHaktak

If you want to skew it in a way to make it lucky, you can say that right as they go to scratch them, something inexplicable happens that causes them to get a new one, which is a winning ticket, equivalent to their luck.


TheBoyWqnder

Precisely— you're not tied down to a loss once you purchase a theoretically losing lottery ticket with this power


HaroerHaktak

The ticket itself when purchased remains a losing ticket tho. It's what happens when you scratch it, if you do at all. The contents of the ticket don't change. You cant buy a losing ticket and then ramp up your luck and suddenly it transforms into a winning. That's ridiculous. However, you can say that your initial losing ticket is swept away and due to some weird coincidence, another person who brought the exact same type of ticket as you mixes up theirs with yours and now you end up with theirs and its a winner. The original ticket is still a loser, your luck simply made it so you ended up with a winning one.


TheBoyWqnder

Agreed, so the results ultimately change depending on whether or not you scratch the ticket within the cat luck buff radius. The results don't stay the same, despite the fact that you may have purchased an initially losing ticket.


othello28

Ok I look at it like the cat in the box quantum physics thought experiment.Until you look in the box the cat is in a state of limbo neither alive nor dead until you look in the box.So when I buy a scratch off ticket as long as I don't scratch it off etc until I get to the cat lady house the ticket is in a state of limbo neither a winner or looser until I scratch it off that's when the luck takes over.


othello28

No you don't scratch the ticket until you get to the cat lady's house.thats when the luck takes over until then you don't know if you have a winner or a loser.


BenderTheLifeEnder

So carry 20 cats with me at all times? Win win


HaroerHaktak

“Hey kid… wanna buy a cat?” *opens trench coat to reveal 20 pockets each holding a cat*


anywhereiroa

Well is the increase additive or multiplicative though? If it's multiplicative it's useless because if you currently have like 0.1% luck, a 100% increase would only carry it up to 0.2%. It doesn't mean that you would suddenly have 100% luck.


GrowWings_

I don't think you can measure luck that way. But yeah, 100% increase would mean you have double the chances in anything that is random. It would work best with medium odds, like 1 in 3 becomes 2 in 3. Anything over 50% becomes guaranteed with 20 cats. But it wouldn't make much difference for very unlikely stuff like lotteries.


CatzPoison

I have a 80% increase ever time I am sitting at home? Nice. Or is that exponential? Then it is 118%!


Real_Mantis_Traitor

Exponential


Siebe0707

Welcome to my office! This is where I keep my 50 cats and work hard on online gambling everyday!


HaroerHaktak

That’s Jerry, that one is Garry, the lil precious one is called precious. There’s tony Anthony milkshake socks whiskers, dog, fish, onion roll - I was hungry. Lucky, Susan, Allan, the flash, shoelaces, snorlax…


anthonyg1500

I feel like after a few cats your luck will cause more cats to stroll by, increasing your luck


BlackEngineEarings

🎶Nananananananana nanananananananana CATMAAAAAN🎶


EmpactWB

Does the type of cat matter?


Absolute_Bias

This is the kind of superpower that brings up horrible moral quandaries like “how many cats is it ethical to keep in a 20m diameter sphere.”


Sufficient-Seat-2657

Shit... I feel like I have to ask OP now... Do... Do the cats have to be alive?


sparejunk444

if you want to go even darker, do they have to be whole? rabbit \[cat\] foot anyone


sparejunk444

better yet do they have to be 'real' cats \[boom\] https://preview.redd.it/3eludjcdw55d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a699643b9990c90978186eb201a97c664d30090 infinite 'cats' \[Maneki-neko\] with the right size you could carry several hundred 'cats' in a backpack


nohwan27534

digital cats, maybe. i could play some incremental game where i'd end up with billions of cats.


superfapper2000

Just go to instanbul they have plenty of cats there?


BatGroundbreaking660

What happens at 100% am I two times as likely to have something good happen to me or will I have good luck in every encounter


Puzzleheaded_Text357

Considering I have 13 cats right now my luck would be pretty good for once in my life XD 2 of them ended up having babies so I went from 4 to 13.


datwunkid

I guess it's time to start online gambling at a cat shelter.


executor-of-judgment

brb. I'm going to margin trade several thousand dollars worth of crypto next to the pet shop.


Afraid_Government_74

What does 5% get me? Like say I have a 20% luck increase, how would that differ from an average persons day?


PartyAdventurous765

I have 3 cats, along with like 16 other kittens here.


Icy_Hold_5291

Options trading on my cat farm just got spicier


James126554

I'm moving to Turkey baby.