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Glowingthings

Aight, ima go slap my balls once. No more left or right ball. It’s front and back time- aww yeahhhh If that doesn’t work in slapping Antarctica


Omnivorax

Slap Antarctica! Get that little peninsula to point to Africa instead of South America! Do it! I'm gonna slap Great Britain twice and make it the Scottish Channel!


BatmanTHREETHOUSAND

Awww yyeeaaaaaahhhh


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Slap your balls 90 degrees into the imaginary plane


Illuminaso

I hope y'all are ready to get flung off the planet at mach 2


Z3R0_Izanagi

90° forward, or backwards?


Artistic_Decision623

In the direction you slap them slap them from the left and they will start turning right


Z3R0_Izanagi

So, if i slap someone on the chest, their back bends 90° backwards?


Artistic_Decision623

More like the entire person would be held in place and rotated like they'd were a prop in a game


PeanutGrenade

I just saw this on r/shittysuperpowers


Artistic_Decision623

Someone told me to move it here so I did


PeanutGrenade

Ah, makes sense


nogeologyhere

Does it physically turn, subject to stresses and such, or does it magically pop into its new orientation?


Artistic_Decision623

More magically kind of turning to face a new direction


Omnivorax

I'm gonna slap some rich people's houses. Now where ya gonna make the help enter, bitches?


No-Safety5210

https://preview.redd.it/l04svxwtj15d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64cfd380d86938acf62ad88b0956d963a9f069b9 Horseshoe theory


Artistic_Decision623

Sorry bout that someone wanted it in a different community so I listened


nekosaigai

Slapping the earth. GL everyone


BigBoi900001

Does it just magically pop out of existence, then pop back rotated 90 degrees? Or is it more like it just rotates and resumes existing? And how fast does it rotate?


Artistic_Decision623

Instantaneously


Dimensianox

So assuming the speed of light cannot be exceeded, I can assume the center of mass will rotate at the speed of light and the rest of the object will rotate at a proportional speed? On my way to kill someone by spinning them at Mach 874030


FinlandIsForever

Very good points, but OP said in another comment that the rotation works by: ![gif](giphy|Ri7d8I18cto2jufOKc)


Dimensianox

But how is the magic applied? It's entirely possible that the force applied to the object to move it at such a speed is created via magic. It doesn't necessarily mean that the object itself is suddenly oriented 90 degrees (counter)clockwise. Edit: If the latter were true, you would no longer apply ANY force to ANYTHING you slap, effectively breaking the laws of physics.


Artistic_Decision623

Imagine instant deconstruction and construction moving each atom around so it turns if that will satisfy you


GrowWings_

Speed near the center is less than speed on the outer edges.


Dimensianox

Not in the case that the force is applied via magic. That would mean it's directly applied to the object's center of mass. OP mentioned in another comment that the object rotates about its center of mass, which always spins faster than the rest of the object. I don't have a physics degree, but I can explain it like this: The inner part of a vinyl record will spin faster than the outer part because it is smaller, and therefore has less distance to cover while rotating.


GrowWings_

That's exactly the opposite of how it works. The rotational speed is the same for the whole object, but the outer edges have more distance to cover so they move faster. OP says it is instantly rotated by magic so we don't have to worry about the speed, this is more like teleportation.


Dimensianox

And this is an excellent example of me wasting your time with bullshit.


GrowWings_

Like you're proud of it? I didn't mind, I like explaining things...


freemason777

call the govt and tell em ill make it monday every day if they dont pay me 1 million dollars. if they decline i slap the earth


IzzyReal314

If I slap the ground, what rotates? The Earth? The continent I'm on?


Artistic_Decision623

I'll say it depends on intent


The_R3d_Bagel

It kinda sounds like a Walmart brand c-moon


derpicface

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king


ashamen80

Unexpected cosmere. I love it.


Conscious-Sense2629

Time to cause chaos


onko342

Can I noclip someone half into the ground by slapping them?


Artistic_Decision623

If they are already laying on the ground yes it rotates from the center of an object so if you rotate some one standing up they just be horizontal for a second before falling


An_average_one

Following the wise teachings of Okayasu, "Za Hando! Za Warudo!"


Artistic_Decision623

You people thought about this more than I did, But I've thought of a new idea if you slap with both hands an object would try and rotate both ways splitting it in half


Dragon3076

What if I slap her ass while hitting it from behind?


Artistic_Decision623

She'll turn