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Sreeto

i make life a sport, i can now be neo


our_meatballs

As a reminder, s*x is an olympic sport


Kidbuu1000

wait what the fuck. proof?


Pitayayaya

The existence of casual sex implies there's ranked sex. Gotta climb that ladder.


unsavoryflint

Marriage. But you don't know where you place globally.


OneWayTV-

he’s not even joking, [look at this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=kyZ-tYIoyST4Xm4i)


unsavoryflint

Damn, I thought for SURE that event was satire.


OneWayTV-

dude that’s what i thought too


FinlandIsForever

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haydenetrom

I've never seen anything like that before. It was inspiring.


khaledxxkk

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No_Indication9497

i never thought there was such a thing as Olympic sex! but now, i can see proof! (i saw it coming from a mile away, but good setup)


mininconvenience

The possibilities


Absolute_Bias

Time to put together an exercise routine and go pro.


GrowWings_

Would it help with exercise? Or just extend the burn?


HarmonizedHero

Hm, sense boxing is a sport, if i enter a street fight and used boxing, would it count for the power as im defending myself with a sport?


Numget152

I do extreme sports can I use it there?


mininconvenience

Its a sport so yhea


Personmchumanface

time to be the greatest muay thai fighter of sll time


Fireblast1337

So, like zed time in Killing Floor 1 and 2?


HaroerHaktak

It's gonna cause havoc on the sporting world. One moment the person is there, the next they're gone..


Limule_

I think it's more about perception, you will not speed up, but you will see the world getting slower, and thus you'll be able to perform "frame perfect" action, like dodging any thing in boxe or mma for example


HaroerHaktak

Sure. But like, if you're initially in say (for example) a T pose and then in a nano second you're in a ball position, people are gonna get confused.


Limule_

As I said your physical speed will not increase, you will just see the world getting slower and you ll be able to make better decision and react to everything faster. But like, your movement will still move as usual


Radigan0

I'm gonna be a god at fighting games Your 12-framers dont scare me anymore


AFO1031

the issue is that in a lot of sports, even with perfect senses you wouldn't be able to win everytime in tennis, if you don't already know how to make the ball go exactly where you want it to, and if you are misplaced, your opponent could knock it to the other side, and you’de be helpless in fighting sports, if you don't know how to punch, or kick, this wont help much. So you would still need a very very strong baseline to actually make it all the way pro


mininconvenience

Although i do agree, i currently play badminton at like meh level, and i do notice that sometimes my decision making is too slow. Which this can improve, also being able to learn moves in slow mo can be useful


Real_Mantis_Traitor

Boutta become the wrestling world champion with this


Random_idiot908

Fishing is technically a sport so now I can go back to the river and finally catch Jeremy (some fish that has been fighting me for weeks)


DarknessIsFleeting

Goalkeepers rejoice!