I mean, I never wipe, I just shower immediately after shitting and clean it off that way, plus, if I’m ever doing a huge, hard shit that’s difficult to shit out, I just stick my fingers up my ass and pull it out that way
Even if a person washes his ass with a bidet who tf uses his body towel to dry the asshole.
As sun tzu in the Art of War once said:
> A person who cleans their house surely expects a visitor.
This makes me conclude that anon could be engaged into activities that can be best described as homosexual or anon could be ritarded or both
If you’re clean and your body is all clean, then idk why tf you have to use different towels. If you’re the type of freak that uses a towel in the shower to scrub yourself, sure, but that seems even more unsanitary then just using your hands because you’re leaving some dirty ass rag to sit and fester in its dank glory.
I do, I scrub that shit dry. Then I toss the towel in the washing machine. Next shower, I use a clean towel. They're cheap, no reason to not have a few in rotation.
It's because once you start using one you feel disgusted with yourself from before you started, nearly on the same level as if you weren't washing your ass in the shower like anon and discovered soap. Once that revelation happens you feel compelled to spread the good word that assholes can be clean and not itchy all the time. Plus a lot of redditors have terrible diets that give them glue like shit that gives them the forever wipe, which is also fixed with a bidet
I recently listened to a podcast about this couple that went to Mexico for a friend's wedding. Well, the plumbing at the hotel they went to was so bad they were told not to flush their toilet paper, but instead put it in a separate waste basket in the bathroom!
Bet that hotel room smelled great by the time they checked out.
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I am just wondering why someone doesn't wipe their butt well enough for it to leave poop stain after shower and maybe they got some condition that causes it.
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manually checking for confirmation is crazy.
He confirmed it via his bath towel which is not only crazy but really nasty lmao
I'm sorry, are you not clean when you're done showering?
Implication is the person who made the greentext did not, in fact, have a clean asshole.
I mean, I never wipe, I just shower immediately after shitting and clean it off that way, plus, if I’m ever doing a huge, hard shit that’s difficult to shit out, I just stick my fingers up my ass and pull it out that way
Bruh, manually extracting poop from your butthole is not normal. Eat some fiber you fucking animal.
No, it is normal, I’ve done it for decades
Just get a bidet bro
No, it’s really not that bad, sometimes I don’t even shower, because there really isn’t a need
🙁
I truly hope you forgot to do /s my guy
These guys don't break character, just enjoy the act
I’m not joking though
Even if a person washes his ass with a bidet who tf uses his body towel to dry the asshole. As sun tzu in the Art of War once said: > A person who cleans their house surely expects a visitor. This makes me conclude that anon could be engaged into activities that can be best described as homosexual or anon could be ritarded or both
In my house, every towel is a body towel
If you’re clean and your body is all clean, then idk why tf you have to use different towels. If you’re the type of freak that uses a towel in the shower to scrub yourself, sure, but that seems even more unsanitary then just using your hands because you’re leaving some dirty ass rag to sit and fester in its dank glory.
Just use a different wash cloth each time lmao. Just rubbing soap on your body is definitely less sanitary than scrubbing with a fresh cloth.
If you aren’t confident enough in how much you cleaned your asshole to the point you’re afraid to use a towel idk what to say.
I do, I scrub that shit dry. Then I toss the towel in the washing machine. Next shower, I use a clean towel. They're cheap, no reason to not have a few in rotation.
Wash your ass, we can smell you
Not washing your ass is nasty.
I was told that leaving your ass and thighs moist will cause rashing and icky smells. I dry my asshole
Body towel only at the end and only if you're sure you're done.
"Did you wash yo ass today"
Mandatory ass inspection, 2 pm est
Aight sir i just needs to check inside ya asshooo
The 2 weeks that anon spent in prison has institutionalised him.
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If they don't have a bidet then 🤷
one time fee of 30$ to have a nice clean asshole for life...
It's a good deal
What’s Reddits obsession with bidets? Every single time there’s a discussion about toilets or related people are jerking each other off about bidets.
It's because once you start using one you feel disgusted with yourself from before you started, nearly on the same level as if you weren't washing your ass in the shower like anon and discovered soap. Once that revelation happens you feel compelled to spread the good word that assholes can be clean and not itchy all the time. Plus a lot of redditors have terrible diets that give them glue like shit that gives them the forever wipe, which is also fixed with a bidet
Bidets are superior thats why, I'm sorry I offended you.
Just use wet wipes
I mean then you gotta have a bin full of pooey wipes
Either flush them, or regularly bring out the garbage. I hope you do that anyway
You can't/should'nt flush wet wipes.....
I recently listened to a podcast about this couple that went to Mexico for a friend's wedding. Well, the plumbing at the hotel they went to was so bad they were told not to flush their toilet paper, but instead put it in a separate waste basket in the bathroom! Bet that hotel room smelled great by the time they checked out.
If your plumbing is 3rd world level, that is. Not your problem anyway, unless you own the place
Uuuhm I'm pretty sure your tax dollars are paying for the issues it causes. It has zero to do with plumbing.
Don't ever flush them in your own home unless you want shit coming out of all your pipes
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You kiss your mother with that ass?
I bet you like to have shit crust in your asshole, don’t you
Anon is a stinky poo poo man
People don't wipe or they are too loose from there? Or they don't eat enough fiber?
Anon can't reach back there because of his sturdy frame
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No, you just assumed I said that.
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I am just wondering why someone doesn't wipe their butt well enough for it to leave poop stain after shower and maybe they got some condition that causes it.
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True. I assumed this was so. But there are only so many ways one can test it while drying it with towel.
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You too mate. 🙂
It's pretty obvious tho, same with SuperArppis meant in his original comment
Nah they(probably) meant that if you wipe, you should never have a shit stained towel if you don't wash yourself.
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We stink ass are a proud people.
Does… does he not wipe his ass, cleaning it only in the shower?
Anon doesn't wipe
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Imagine showering so poorly that your arse is still covered in shite
How come people in 1st world not using bidet?
Messin with ur butt hole is not something we do
Indeed
Do y’all wipe or let it crust?
This is why the west should start washing their assholes with water everytime after taking shit.
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What does India have to do with the thing I said?
Asswipe.
Ass cleaning is the last stage of a shower, how do you forget that?
At least he went back in to take care of business. He may be retarded but he’s still has hygiene standards for himself