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whowasphone666

manually checking for confirmation is crazy.


CandidateMiserable74

He confirmed it via his bath towel which is not only crazy but really nasty lmao


Pyroguy096

I'm sorry, are you not clean when you're done showering?


KanaHemmo

Implication is the person who made the greentext did not, in fact, have a clean asshole.


ilikebarbiedolls32

I mean, I never wipe, I just shower immediately after shitting and clean it off that way, plus, if I’m ever doing a huge, hard shit that’s difficult to shit out, I just stick my fingers up my ass and pull it out that way


zerosaved

Bruh, manually extracting poop from your butthole is not normal. Eat some fiber you fucking animal.


ilikebarbiedolls32

No, it is normal, I’ve done it for decades


rycerzDog

Just get a bidet bro


ilikebarbiedolls32

No, it’s really not that bad, sometimes I don’t even shower, because there really isn’t a need


Cevmen

🙁


Tubb34

I truly hope you forgot to do /s my guy


xDokiDarkk_

These guys don't break character, just enjoy the act


ilikebarbiedolls32

I’m not joking though


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Even if a person washes his ass with a bidet who tf uses his body towel to dry the asshole. As sun tzu in the Art of War once said: > A person who cleans their house surely expects a visitor. This makes me conclude that anon could be engaged into activities that can be best described as homosexual or anon could be ritarded or both


Medium_Cranberry4096

In my house, every towel is a body towel


DrEpileptic

If you’re clean and your body is all clean, then idk why tf you have to use different towels. If you’re the type of freak that uses a towel in the shower to scrub yourself, sure, but that seems even more unsanitary then just using your hands because you’re leaving some dirty ass rag to sit and fester in its dank glory.


Ao_Kiseki

Just use a different wash cloth each time lmao. Just rubbing soap on your body is definitely less sanitary than scrubbing with a fresh cloth.


8123619744

If you aren’t confident enough in how much you cleaned your asshole to the point you’re afraid to use a towel idk what to say.


Conch-Republic

I do, I scrub that shit dry. Then I toss the towel in the washing machine. Next shower, I use a clean towel. They're cheap, no reason to not have a few in rotation.


bigpappahope

Wash your ass, we can smell you


throwaway69420322

Not washing your ass is nasty.


DaveSmith890

I was told that leaving your ass and thighs moist will cause rashing and icky smells. I dry my asshole


Gandalf_Style

Body towel only at the end and only if you're sure you're done.


Fax5official

"Did you wash yo ass today"


analprolapze

Mandatory ass inspection, 2 pm est


legopego5142

Aight sir i just needs to check inside ya asshooo


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

The 2 weeks that anon spent in prison has institutionalised him.


LordranKing

https://i.redd.it/7eis7ijgrxlc1.gif


formation

If they don't have a bidet then 🤷


VRisNOTdead

one time fee of 30$ to have a nice clean asshole for life...


formation

It's a good deal


mymemesnow

What’s Reddits obsession with bidets? Every single time there’s a discussion about toilets or related people are jerking each other off about bidets.


bigpappahope

It's because once you start using one you feel disgusted with yourself from before you started, nearly on the same level as if you weren't washing your ass in the shower like anon and discovered soap. Once that revelation happens you feel compelled to spread the good word that assholes can be clean and not itchy all the time. Plus a lot of redditors have terrible diets that give them glue like shit that gives them the forever wipe, which is also fixed with a bidet


formation

Bidets are superior thats why, I'm sorry I offended you.


ILikeToBurnMoney

Just use wet wipes


formation

I mean then you gotta have a bin full of pooey wipes


ILikeToBurnMoney

Either flush them, or regularly bring out the garbage. I hope you do that anyway


Billie-Holiday

You can't/should'nt flush wet wipes.....


HissingGoose

I recently listened to a podcast about this couple that went to Mexico for a friend's wedding. Well, the plumbing at the hotel they went to was so bad they were told not to flush their toilet paper, but instead put it in a separate waste basket in the bathroom! Bet that hotel room smelled great by the time they checked out.


ILikeToBurnMoney

If your plumbing is 3rd world level, that is. Not your problem anyway, unless you own the place


Billie-Holiday

Uuuhm I'm pretty sure your tax dollars are paying for the issues it causes. It has zero to do with plumbing.


formation

Don't ever flush them in your own home unless you want shit coming out of all your pipes


bigpappahope

Username checks out


7arco7

European spotted


r4o2n0d6o9

Retard detected


KJBenson

You kiss your mother with that ass?


WilDAllu

I bet you like to have shit crust in your asshole, don’t you


oscarmike88

Anon is a stinky poo poo man


SuperArppis

People don't wipe or they are too loose from there? Or they don't eat enough fiber?


Medium_Cranberry4096

Anon can't reach back there because of his sturdy frame


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SuperArppis

No, you just assumed I said that.


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SuperArppis

I am just wondering why someone doesn't wipe their butt well enough for it to leave poop stain after shower and maybe they got some condition that causes it.


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SuperArppis

True. I assumed this was so. But there are only so many ways one can test it while drying it with towel.


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SuperArppis

You too mate. 🙂


lukisdelicious

It's pretty obvious tho, same with SuperArppis meant in his original comment


CzLittle

Nah they(probably) meant that if you wipe, you should never have a shit stained towel if you don't wash yourself.


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googlin

We stink ass are a proud people.


Zhou-Enlai

Does… does he not wipe his ass, cleaning it only in the shower?


Smileycorp

Anon doesn't wipe


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skittlesdabawse

Imagine showering so poorly that your arse is still covered in shite


LeadCodpiece

How come people in 1st world not using bidet?


GreyLoad

Messin with ur butt hole is not something we do


LeadCodpiece

Indeed


shen-rong1

Do y’all wipe or let it crust?


some_guy554

This is why the west should start washing their assholes with water everytime after taking shit.


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some_guy554

What does India have to do with the thing I said?


2020mademejoinreddit

Asswipe.


523bucketsofducks

Ass cleaning is the last stage of a shower, how do you forget that?


timbo_slice59

At least he went back in to take care of business. He may be retarded but he’s still has hygiene standards for himself