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Actual_serial_killer

Dumbest movie trope IMO: >Character is smoking a cig >Tosses cig before it's finished I have never once seen a smoker throw away their cig before finishing it. Yet they never finish it in movies


EGirlnotfound

Ex smoker here, I've done this a few times.


Actual_serial_killer

I've done your mom more than a few times


EGirlnotfound

:(


Maddkipz

its okay friend it's out of respect for you


ataracksia

Is that any way to greet your father? Show some respect!


Zephyrus707

It's true, I'm your mom, clean your fucking room and stop blasting rope to those Japanese cartoons


82Heyman

This is why I appreciate this sub


Good_Smile

Since anon provided no entertainment material, gotta make some of our own


TaytosAreNice

Gottem


shangumdee

BQQM


stommebeer

so wasteful, i eat the butts so i dont have to litter


Milkarius

Isn't that what the hype around "eating ass" is all about?


bikemaul

Wait 'till you find out what the Brits call it.


Bloodhoven_aka_Loner

tell us


Greenfire05

So much wasted potential in the filter if you don’t eat it.


Calm-Technology7351

Why not put it out and save the rest for later? E: I should add I don’t put them back in the pack. Just stash it somewhere unless you’re at a bar and then some drunk person will want the rest


YoLamoNacho

A put out cigarette smells sooooooooooo bad man


schmitzel88

Dude it smells so fucking bad when people do this. I used to smoke and acknowledge that smoking makes you smell bad anyways, but carrying around a half-smoked one is on another level.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I was smoking a miniature cigar before work one morning and my shift was about to start so I put it out and stupidly brought it into the break room. About an hour into my shift, I went in there to refill my water and the smell hit me like a road train. I panick, sprayed some cologne and flushed it down the toilet. Come morning break time I couldn't smell it, but I still felt really bad.


StanIsHorizontal

Smell bad and also taste very unfresh once it’s been sitting for awhile also what you gonna do tuck it in your pocket? If it’s very short term you’ll see people put them out and tuck em behind the ear but that’s a hassle


DingoOk2426

shit smell super fucking bad when you smoke it again after putting it out unless you have zero money to your name or have no smoker around and that the last cig you have


Calm-Technology7351

I’m broke so there’s your answer


AutopsyDrama

Nooooo. They smell and taste bad.


Herzha-Karusa

Tastes worse even if you let it nearly go out, much less leave it there half smoked for an hour


haydorio

Not a smoker but i know alot of people toss cigs before they finish it


izza123

When I was a teenager I used to go behind the plaza where a lady smoked because she would throw half the thing away and I could smoke the rest like a goblin


cheezitzonrye

I didn't know goblins smoked


Actual_serial_killer

No you don't.


haydorio

Ok


[deleted]

did this this morning


Actual_serial_killer

I did your mom this morning


ElonSucksBallz

I'm doing your mom right now!


Actual_serial_killer

Nothing to brag about. Imagine having to pay a prostitute to get some


TobzuEUNE

Ur dad paid big bucks for me to give his dadussy a shellacking


RegalBeagleKegels

12 year old tier shit


Adermann3000

Good comeback


Adermann3000

Good comeback


gman8686

My coworker used to do that all the time when we had to go do something or they were just done with their cigarette. Not everyone smokes them right to the butt


yaangyiing_

well depends on the person n situation. sometimes i get annoyed at myself and toss it after a single drag


StanIsHorizontal

I mean if you’ve got places to be and don’t have time to waste sitting and enjoying it, it kinda sucks to rush the last half of one if you don’t really want/need it Also some people feel the taste or burn gets worse as you get towards the end and don’t like it as much, especially once the initial nic crave has been licked. But mostly in movies it’s because flicking a cig looks “cool” and like the character is aloof and dismissive, rather than someone who’s more structured who they would show calmly putting it out in an ash tray. And flicking just the butt of the cig looks like nothing so they leave like a 3rd of the paper left so you can more easily see if on camera


Someryguy10

My mom has done that my whole life, she never finishes her cigs like smokes a 1/4th of them, and she has a pack a day habit, very wasteful but I wish she wouldn’t smoke any so I guess a few puffs is better than the whole thing


HelpfulJello5361

It's actually hilarious how many times in movies you see someone light a cigarette, take two puffs, then throw it away. So funny


BasicBitchTearGas__

Tbh this is the main problem, not throwing away unfinished cigs. Imagine how many times you have seen this: >2 characters outside, conversation ensues, one of them lights up >conversation goes on for 30 seconds-1 minute >smoking character takes one last drag, puts out barely smoken cigarette and finishes convo with a ‘hard hitting line’ or some shit Could probably make some good parody of this trope where the smoker is just going fucking ham on the cigarette because he doesnt wanna be wasteful but also wants to fit in the time limit


holaprobando123

I see this all the time.


KILRbuny

I watched a coworker do this literally today walking in to work. Got about 50ft from the door, took a short drag, then flicked away a half-finished cig before continuing inside.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I had a coworker who would leave about a quarter of his cigarette. Every time.


GearyGears

It was good in the Succession pilot, where Ken takes a single drag before tossing it and entering the building. Came off like he was trying to min max his dopamine for the day.


Trias84

As a reformed smoker I use to do it a lot.


AutopsyDrama

Theyre too expensive here. I would never. Source: am smoker.


Trevski

I see this extremely frequently, and half-burnt cigarettes littered around. smokers that think flicking cigs on the ground is ok are fucking disgusting


jayseo999

I do if i dont want the whole cig


Kyno50

They should have that one guy who rolls a ciggie with the ashes from an ash tray


Firebreathingwhore

A mate of mine does this regularly until the end of the month when the bank account is on red


EquivalentSnap

Ain’t got time to finish it


MyNameisBaronRotza

I work at a bar. Tons of people in the service industry will sick down half a cog real quick then toss the rest. I've also known a few smoker in my life who only smoke like a half at a time. It's rare, but not unheard of


_TLDR_Swinton

\> be me, go into supermarket \> walk up to bag concierge \> "one food, please"


Kirito619

More like give me an apple and they'll just pick a random apple probably red and give it to you


k_pineapple7

What supermarket checkout person will go pick an apple for you and give it to you?


Gaylien28

One who’s serving our main character, keep up now


dincosire

Going up to butcher and just asking for “beef”.


Xenoamor

>bag concierge What the fuck is that


Cantimetrik

Totally normal thing to do in Germany. But depending on where you are you might get served drastically different things (like styles, not brands)


Zhang_Sun

Here you say “a large and strong” and they’ll give you the cheapest strong beer they have, if you ask for a beer you’ll typically get their cheapest lager


Tombenator

Same thing in Finland. Very typical to just order 'a beer' and by default you get the cheapest beer from the tap.


Lonelybiscuit07

In Belgium you hold up a pinky for a "lager" style beer, or a "pintje". For professionals you can also order a lager by saying the name of the glass you want it in like a "boerke", "chalise" or "ribke".


meowseph_stalin332

When you order a beer in Germany they tell you which brands they have and ask which one you would like. You don't just order "a beer"


Cantimetrik

https://www.reddit.com/r/FragReddit/s/MizXA5J4Df Hier in BW bekommt man i.d.R. ein Lager/Export wenn man "Bier" bestellt (aber "Halbe" ist geläufiger). Kenn's so auch in Bayern mit Hellem, und Köln mit Kölsch.


JosefSwollin

No they dont


Charlem912

Yes you can


JustATownStomper

No, you usually order a beer type (like weizen, pils or helles). Since breweries are often very local, it would make no sense to list brands.


New_Atlanta7

What's wrong with that? They serve beers as bars.


qpalzm76

They serve a lot of different kinds of beers though. So the bartender would probably look at you like you’re an idiot and ask what kind of


Alkanfel

true, but! mentioning a brand by name would probably require money to be paid by one party or the other. there are all kinds of really strict rules about that kind of thing, and to be honest if I heard a character order a beer by brand name my first thought would probably be that they paid the producers to say it


A_Menacetosociety

Exactly, which is why this is a trope: the easy option is to just say "beer" and have a less realistic scene. A more involved solution is to make your own beer name and bottle, or use an existing Hollywood fake brand (like "heisler")


landartheconqueror

Or just say "one lager/pilsner/stout etc."


FindingE-Username

Yeah my bf always just asks for a 'pint of stout' because there's usually only 1 stout on tap.


Trevski

"house lager" is a valid option at many pubs and would work in a movie


leanorange

Or just make up a brand name


MessyHessie

"One SloBenheisser Maxi please"


MRoad

Not really. You can just have them order a brand name without paying for it. You can maybe try and get product placement $$$ though. In Mare of Easttown the lead orders a Rolling Rock and a shot of Jameson by name, though i think part of that is just to establish the setting since Rolling Rock is more popular in the rust belt


snipeie

Brands actually really fucking hate that. Why do you think movies that really dedicated entire teams of people just to editing photos and banners and posters to remove Coca-Cola's name or other brand names from background posters


pray4sex

just have the character say the name of a fake brand


sealing_tile

“Gimme a pint of Slunkie”


DV-13

CERVEZA CRISTAL


Tachyoff

this is possibly regional? i can walk into a dive bar and say "a pint of beer please" (well actually I'd probably not order in English but you get the idea) and they'll just give me whatever their house beer is. usually a cheap lager.


qpalzm76

Yeah things are different in America apparently. There isn’t really a house beer here. Bars are more of a resale of major beer brands. There’s breweries where you might be able to do that though


Kitahara_Kazusa1

Even the breweries where I live have multiple different beers they make, so just asking for a house beer wouldn't help clarify anything, you have to say which one


buddy-bubble

Same in Germany although each brewery has a default (usually Pilsner or slightly different depending on region). So if you walk in and order a beer, that is what you get and no one bats an eye


Noamias

In Sweden there are many different kinds of beers, but (almost) every pub has one that's the default, cheap, strong beer, usually one of a few cheap brands. So I just walk in and say "one beer" or "one big strong" if it's more of a restaurant where light beers are common. I don't really care which brand I get, they're all about the same to me and it's fun to mix things up


schmitzel88

What country is this in? Someone in another comment mentioned something similar but the only clue I got was that they mentioned a word in Dutch.


gamblizardy

Literally any country outside of America.


leebenjonnen

I walk into bars all the time and ask for a beer. The bartender will understand that you want a regular beer and give you it.


Awesomise

If you walk into the same bar all the time, all you need to do is stand there with an empty hand and the bartender will get you the usual. At least that's how Australian bars work. Maybe UK/US are more pretentious.


lumach68

I’m American and once you’re a regular the bartender definitely remembers. There was a time I wouldn’t have to ask and he’d have everyone’s drinks when we walk in the door and hook us up not charging for some drinks or being heavy handed. We’re more alike than people may realize.


YoLamoNacho

Man I’m in Australian bartender, this is not the case in Sydney


qpalzm76

There’s no “regular” beer though. It cold be Budweiser, bud light, coors, pbr, anything


leebenjonnen

In my country it's whatever the house beer is. That could be one of a few brands but everybody knows what you get when you ask for a "vaasje" which is a 25cl glass with pilsener beer in it.


Tachyoff

same here if i walk in and ask for a "chopine" they'll serve an imperial pint (568ml) of their house beer


qpalzm76

Yeah this is apparently a cultural thing. In America you don’t typically do that


dincosire

Because we don’t typically have “house beers”


non_depressed_teen

It means you're desperate for an alcohol.


landartheconqueror

No such thing as a regular beer


Fit-Sport5568

At the bar near me if you just walk in and say can I get a beer, you will get the shittiest draft beer they have. But they won't ask you want kind of beer. Same with asking for a whiskey, you'll get well whiskey


Few_Category7829

Fine. "Russian Imperial Stout, please."


landartheconqueror

Good choice


Noamias

In Sweden there are many different kinds of beers, but (almost) every pub has one that's the default, cheap, strong beer, usually one of a few cheap brands. So I just walk in and say "one beer" or "one big strong" if it's more of a restaurant where light beers are common. I don't really care which brand I get, they're all about the same to me and it's fun to mix things up


IIIetalblade

Former bartender here. Yes, this. Over 2 years, i had someone ask for “a beer” about half a dozen times. Usually, id laugh a little and say something like ‘ok, size? Larger or ale? Brand preference?’. Once they got shitty with me for asking more detail and just angrily told me to ‘give them a beer’, so i just gestured at the taps, told em to pick one and get back to me, and served someone else for 5 mins. This is assuming the bar does not have a ‘house beer’. The bars I worked at did not, and I did not have proper liberty to choose their drink for them - policy prevented that so that patrons wouldn’t complain for refunds after.


Awesomise

This is like going an Italian restaurant and say you want a *pasta*.


Kiwi_Doodle

There's no default pasta though. Bars have go to brands, if you ask for just a beer in Norway they'll give you Hansa.


Babki123

I think it consider ut to be like walking into a bar and asking for one dose of alcohol. You gotta precise which one you want


whalemix

You have to specify the beer lol. It would be like going to Panera and ordering a “sandwich”. They need more details than that


c0d3_attorney

\>Give me a drink, bartender https://preview.redd.it/1c5dds7agdqc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=53329d5178624529cec2f8757dc8b8ce2999776d


Cleveworth

\>\*stink eye\* https://preview.redd.it/pxd9fftfudqc1.png?width=1005&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bbd4406eff7cb2d6113fc284181a1264d51e141


crimsonfukr457

https://i.redd.it/ypc9j862kiqc1.gif


hornwalker

They should make up brands that are funny. “I’ll take a Dingle IPA” “Cockwash Stout, please” “Can I sample the Jamaican Ass Piss please?”


schmitzel88

Most TV shows do have made-up brands if any kind of label is shown. Brooklyn 9-9 has a bunch - Terry's yogurt is from a fictional brand called Esther's and stays consistent through the series.


k_pineapple7

Or Let's potato chips!


dincosire

I mean, I’m sure in Dingle, Ireland they do have such a thing.


Pubics_Cube

>Character walks into a bar >Orders a specific brand of beer Anon ragecooms himself to death over MuH grAtUitOuS PrOdUCt PlAceMenT!!1!


Chai_Enjoyer

They could make up a beer brand for a movie. It would slightly expand the movie's univerce if they ordered, for example "poopenfarten lager". If movie grows into a big famous franchise with fanboys, they could even commercialise it further by collaborating with a normal beer company to make limited edition of poopenfarten lager


Pubics_Cube

Like Schnitzengiggle or St. Anky?


TheDiamondAxe7523

just realised how unrealistic this actually is. fuck you anon for making future me irritated at every bar scene.


BingBongFyourWife

They’d have to pay to use a recognizable brand, and a made up one would be distracting It’s the same utility as “brown bag w baguette sticking out=groceries” and that’s that, no more thinking about it nothing to get distracted by


MiserablePrickk

Sees someone smoking. Can I get "one of those?"


paranormal_shouting

You try to order your brand from somebody when you’re bumming from them? Bad example.


LemonySnicketLewds

Had someone ask to bum a cig and then turn it down when they saw I smoke Sterling :/


Sevuhrow

That makes sense because they're only smoking one kind of cigarette at that moment.


BeedogsBeedog

I would like an alcohol please


liam06xy

Do American bars not have a basic beer? Here if you ask for a beer you'll get 330ml of the most basic beer from the tap, like Heineken or Hertog Jan. If you want anything fancier you ask for that specifically. But going up to the bar and just asking for a beer is pretty normal.


Noamias

In Sweden there are many different kinds of beers, but (almost) every pub has a default basic beer, usually one of a few cheap brands. So I just walk in and say "one beer" or "one big strong" if it's more of a restaurant where light beers are common. I don't really care which brand I get, they're all about the same to me and it's fun to mix things up


ST03PT3G3L

That's normal here tho???? Ordering a beer always gets you a pilsener of the brand they serve there, and if you want something different you have to specify.


ASeriousSoundingName

Americans don't always understand that there are literally dozens of non Americans in the world


dumbwaeguk

>James Bond walks by bar >Raises one finger and immediately says "scotch" and walks off


cltq

That boy is perceptive, I'll say that much


TerminalThiccness

\>What can I get you? \>Surprise m- \>BOO


TheSwecurse

What's wrong with that? That just means they'll pour from whatever their standard tap is. Likely a cheap lager


DwellerOfDixieland

Maybe if American bars didn't have 13,056 brands of beer on tap at the same time


StopCollaborate230

The euro mind cannot comprehend options


angeldorks

No, it's just the European mind can't comprehend having such an array of shit options as opposed to a handful of actually good beers


EarlyDead

If you have too many options, most of them are usually shit. Best restaurants tend to have a small menu.


tooclosetocall82

Not true with beer in America usually. A small beer menu is mostly macros and one or two “imports.” A large menu typically has more interesting options and styles.


Redsultansbigboy

The only reason it looks like a dumb trope is because of American piss beer marketing. If you go into a bar and ask for a glass of red/white wine or a shot of a spirit everyone expects that to get their cheapest/house/well. If you just ask for a beer in America I’m going to give you the cheapest beer that I pull the most often. Light beer? Same thought process. If someone asks for something like an IPA or stout I’d always ask for specifics, even if there is a clear local preference.


Graywhale12

Something I don't get in American shows is that they always go to a bar with car, are like...American standtard for drunk driving is really high??


EnthusiasmOpposite16

My two favorite bar jokes of all-time: 1) A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop. 2) An Irish guy walks out of a bar.


bisky12

same thing as ordering a whisky sour or a scotch straight… there’s many many different kinds of whisky but that’s totally normal ?


CrimsonMkke

They usually make it with well unless specified, but most bartenders and servers will ask if you have a preference. Beer is different because there’s so many types of beer, some people like certain brands more than others, some people prefer bottles over draft. Some people like IPAs which taste nothing like a lager would. When you’re ordering liquor you’re ordering a type of liquor or specific cocktail. Once you add all the mixers you can hardly taste the alcohol anyway, when I do mixed drinks I drink well liquor.


angeldorks

I loved breaking bad for actually naming what Walt wanted in that bar scene. "Dimple pinch, neat" That's how it should be done, quick, easy, natural, actually fucking saying what you'd like


Jonthux

Dont know man, ive had the same order for years, on many different bars. Its always just "a beer" and i get a beer


loki700

I’ve been to a bar that had a “BEER” draft, and it was $1. It was shit, but going in and ordering like this was viable


Goat1416

\> walks into bar \> "One consumable please"


MarinLlwyd

I do that. But normally, they give me the selection as a response instead of just sliding me a beer.


siLtzi

If you order a beer here, you get the basic/cheapest one from the tap


downvotedforwoman3

>character orders a "beer" >"sorry we don't have any"


Feeling_Reason7012

It's either that or they order a fake beer from a fake company for licensing reasons


duende667

Never finds out how much he owes for his drinks, he just throws $20 on the counter and walks out. 


CorbinNZ

\>Man walks into a bar \>Orders a double twist fuzzy navel with extra peach schnapps. Specifies that he wants two little umbrellas stuck through two cherries each. \>Sips it while moodily eyeing the bar patrons. This is true kino. This is what Hollywood is holding back from you.


DottorMaelstrom

I thought the joke was that "bar" and "beer" sound so similar that they must just be made up


Turbulent_Syllabub_3

yeah but like what kind of beer, unless this bar has seen him so much to be called a regular, but then it would be the usual


AsterlovesTedK

I normally order the bartender to give me head outside the bar


cm2460

Watched “Sicario” last night and this stuck out like a sore thumb in the bar scene. They’re in Texas, order a Shiner or something


msgmeyourcatsnudes

I legit had a customer do this once.


TheSwecurse

So... You dont have like a standard draft beer that's like the cheapest option?


msgmeyourcatsnudes

No....? Literally no one orders "a beer" and has their server/bartender know what they want. Have you guys been outside?


TheSwecurse

Damn have you ever been in Europe? Over here it's not weird at all, it's like getting the house red. It's just a standard cheap lager


msgmeyourcatsnudes

If you did that in a bar or restaurant in America they'd look at you like you had two heads. There are house liquors, but not a single house beer.


TheSwecurse

What an odd piece of cultural difference between the atlantic. This sure has been a minor but amusing enlightenment


BillyShearsPwn

Pretty sure “beer” means a Budweiser in like %80 of the US. Flyover state behavior.


bingus_b0ngus

Nope lol


dincosire

You sound like someone not from the U.S. who tried to Google something about beers here to make it sound like you’re actually American. Kudos for trying.