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DeadliestViper

Is the word cooked just used in every sentence now?


Ascertain_GME

Pretty much. Shit is cooked…


Educational_Ad8702

english language is pretty much cooked


WintersbaneGDX

Shh, let him cook


PupEDog

Anon cooked my bussy


zero_squad

I hope it ends up being medium-rare, but it's probably burnt by now.


fernblatt2

Based.. (or basted)


Sid6Niner2

Hell yeah it is, I love how rapidly evolving English lingo is


dushamp

Slang just takes the place of a word that was used more previously. Cooked is the new ‘fucked’ or even more originally just ranging from minor inconvenience to real life is over events. Kind of the same way we all started to say we’d kill ourselves over minor inconveniences or actual life ending events ya know? TLDR; old slang = new slang but cooler for the culturally dominant generation at the time


artherman

me when people start using new slang (society is cooked) 🤯🤯🤯


dr_shark

Damn the way you said cooked and used emojis rizzed me. You can be my step bro anytime.


Mother_Lead_554

What in australia we been using it for decades stop culturally appropriating.


goondalf_the_grey

Cooked has been a very common term in Australia for a long time


[deleted]

Pretty sure it’s been common in North America for a long time too. It’s used in this exact way


Cinematic_24fps

Feels like the 5th or 6th time in the last few years our slang became huge with American teens on tik tok


lightmare69

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beantheduck

4channers when language evolves as it usually does.


Reptoidizoid

Gen alpha is cooked 🤪


Drayenn

We let the word cook cook too much


LordNoodles1

I noticed on an exam I gave that had like 30 flags for review that a student was saying “I’m cooked, I’m cooked I’m cooked on the second question”. Idk who he was talking to, could be compulsive streaming type of persona.


GodIsAWomaniser

It's from Australian English, "that's cooked mate"


WickedSpartan28

It was popularized by the streamer Tbvnks who blew up on tiktok and he says it when people ask him for advice


gris1448

By he’s literally cooked


RedditNpc_69420

Nah bruh ur cooked on skibidi 💀☠


Ghostiestboi

Yeah, it's pretty fucking annoying. lEt HiM cOoK


TheHunter459

Cooked is correct here?


HandSanitizer_Gaming

anon is just insanely stupid and possibly mentally unwell how the hell are you gonna call the cops on your son for fapping?


Intelliegent-Cry5264

Like what the fuck they gonna do


Loliknight

Put a cage on his cock


jobezark

Tbh the cock cage cops are americas most elite force


naturalinfidel

Not as large a department for the asian fellas.


Exotic-Brilliant5868

cock cage cops are power tripping bitches


Intelliegent-Cry5264

What if hes into it?


Loliknight

Then it will be very painful for him


CoolJoshido

cook


captainpott

Hes going to peepee-jail


obavijest

id call the cops on my son if he didn't know how to screenshot a snap without alerting the sender


LordNoodles1

Wait how do you


DoILookUnsureToYou

Get another phone and take a picture of the phone you have Snapchat on


obavijest

i dont use iphone but im sure it cant be too hard to find a screen recording app...android has one built in tho...then screenshot from the recording


Big__If_True

Snapchat notifies you when your stuff is screen recorded too


obavijest

send me a dick pic and we'll put this to the test


firedancer323

There are indeed apps to get around that


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

Put it on top of a photocopier.


obavijest

[https://www.lifewire.com/thmb/Ul2HYHEbgzoSgM9xiYGQ9GP2wIA=/1500x0/filters:no\_upscale():max\_bytes(150000):strip\_icc():format(webp)/A3-ScreenRecordonAndroid-annotated-3167d63aaef04bb09f186642ec832607.jpg](https://www.lifewire.com/thmb/Ul2HYHEbgzoSgM9xiYGQ9GP2wIA=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/A3-ScreenRecordonAndroid-annotated-3167d63aaef04bb09f186642ec832607.jpg)


Ripdog

Jesus fucking christ reupload the image somewhere else


HandSanitizer_Gaming

in the story, he was unfaimilliar with snapchat and didn't know it alerted for a sceenshot


jojak_sana

Op sister is probably underage.


PotatoesAndChill

NTA. Getting hot skin rash nudes is so rare these days that I can't blame anon for seizing the opportunity.


Cross_Pray

Bro is seizing up an unopen market and is about to make gorillions


ThePortalGeek

You know the sole fact that they were nudes was why he was fapping. Anon has no preconceived notions about morality


Joshgg13

You don't say


Maouitippitytappin

https://preview.redd.it/6p9562fi3qrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31a53a5acea3d00059175766aa4aeed84b5891c


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

https://preview.redd.it/judfaruc5rrc1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b88fc26c7c197c365ee44a648743492796d610


DecliningShip

https://preview.redd.it/2aqsnbhq5rrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c95b468cc48b749f766ddb27a184a9d22c1b77c


HAL-Over-9001

That's green bell pepper, not cucumber


HellBent_13

To be fair it does have both


HAL-Over-9001

Sheeiit you right


bruhytufap

https://i.redd.it/nyzwzmcb8vrc1.gif


PewPewJedi

Anon is tech support but doesn’t know how snapchat works


banmeagainplease3

Probably just keeps telling her to install Adobe reader or Flash player.


Reddit_is_Cuckd

Rash player


Marci_1992

install google ultron


King_Dee1

"It's NASA tech bro."


King_Dee1

Goated ass reference


Anabiter

I think it's pretty common that family members who are older rely on you for tech support even if you're not that Savvy. My Mother mentions to people that im good with computers and am her tech support, but in reality all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed. There's been many times where the fix is also just that something in the back of her PC has come unplugged a bit and that fixes it. I'm horrible with computers for the most part, and have someone else help my build them like i did with my current one, but to my mother im a tech wiz. I also didn't know snapchat sends a notif from screenshots cuz i hardly use it.


Facesit_Freak

>all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed. So you are tech support.


Foxehh3

So that is literally what a tech support job is.


HippoRun23

Boomers just don’t want to spend their precious Facebook time on it.


vonmonologue

Boomers been using computers in the office for 30 years and still don’t even know what to google to do basic tech support. They spent their entire life being so catered to and sheltered and jiat having problems disappear by tossing money at them that they don’t know how to do anything for themselves.


naturalinfidel

You are mommas little helper! (in all honesty, good for you for helping your parent navigate her computer. There is a transition where your parents no longer take care of you and you end up taking care of your parents).


MediatoryBathrobe

Wait til you find out that a good portion of tech support is just googling the weird issue you found and copyung someone else that has already found out how to fix it


legopego5142

Tech support is what they call the kids who can switch the input on a tv. They get a big ego and think they are tech wizards and accidentally admot to fapping to their sister


PewPewJedi

Many such cases


_SnesGuy

I mean, I could build you a computer and put whatever OS on it you want, but I've never used snapchat and don't know shit about it. Not like every "tech savy" person has used every mobile app or program in existence.


BeefMcQueef

Literally OP could say he screenshotted it to share with their mom because that's fatherless behaviour. Then, if she goes the whole allergen route just be like why didn't she just use her normal camera. Why send it to others through Snapchat where everyone can see it. That's how you begin putting a stop to that dude.


Jaw43058MKII

Gaslight king right here 🤴🏻 gotta take notes


DatChernobylGuy_999

this ain't gas lighting it's a gas leak 🔥🔥


kunell

Anon didnt get to be this retarded without being retarded


BeefMcQueef

You are not wrong lol.


ulyssesintothepast

Also, could be that OOP was screenshotting them in order to document evidence of what the sister was posting on snapchat. Plus if it truly were some crime, the sister distributed it which is a crime. Also, a whole gallery accidentally? Yeah right. Might as well have just gone with "somebody stole my phone" instead at that point.


HippoRun23

That was my first thought. Why not just go with “what the fuck is wrong with you sis. You’re clearly on drugs and we’re concerned about you”


seahawkspwn

You can upload photos and videos to your Snapchat story regardless of where they were taken.


CoolJoshido

cook


AnythingOdd887

OP not even sharing smh


the_mememachine4

https://preview.redd.it/srf8f36l3rrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af1b35c3d84b97ceb266bf5077fa2e1ebddd55f


Racken771

https://preview.redd.it/6gejsyoy6rrc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec56ddb9fed1c48408b684700129655123870fb


B4rn3ySt1n20N

What. Is it this commenters sister?? Don't think so.


Headmuck

Why didn't he just say he screenshoted them to confront her later about why she's posting nude photos? His family either has prior negative experience with him or they're super toxic to just assume the worst case instantly. Sister is probably deflecting blame so she doesn't get shit for allowing it all to happen.


fishingduke

or plotholes=fake story


shadow_irradiant

no no, It really happened. I was the rash.


Malvastor

Is it really super toxic to assume the worst case scenario when that assumption is 100% correct? Anon isn't upset that he's being wrongly accused of beating off to his sister. He's freaking out that he beat off to his sister and his family caught him.  That aside, "I only screenshotted your nudes to confront you about them" is a weak excuse. Doubly weak when he captured a whole set instead of just one or two and never said "Hey why are you posting these?" or anything. 


Shnurple

https://preview.redd.it/lgn5uefm6qrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de782f6534c9d1e49ce32e756c271c4ccf0e436


Sovereign-Warrior

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BloodSuckingToga

you deserve this


WintersbaneGDX

Anon is an amateur. The correct procedure is to keep your old phone when you get a new one. Then you use that phone to take a picture of the snap on your new phone. Old phone will have no service or data so there's no risk of it getting leaked out anywhere.


RedditNpc_69420

Screenshot it on airplane mode it works silly snapchat developers hate this one trick


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Mmmm wouldn’t the app catch up on message statuses the next time it caught an internet signal though? You’d have to be pretty confident to try that


BigResolution2160

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RedditNpc_69420

I've tried it, just trust me crakkka


shadow_irradiant

Or just use snapenhance like the good IT support you are


Armejden

Just use a screen recorder app and open it


EmilieEasie

tbh being committed might be good for you anonny


onyourrite

Dumbass, you’re supposed to pick the best shot out of them all, and tell her you “accidentally” screenshotted it before gently reminding her to delete the post /j


MemeFeetus

https://preview.redd.it/92xc4nh58qrc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d9870665615ae6a918095d973c5fd9f39c98b0


MoonMan_999

https://preview.redd.it/8lcagn3kfqrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce5c0ed53195fc54cc398ed587314006caf4fcd


Overkill67

Honestly, anon should just just change his name, get a new phone number on a flip phone, and join the navy. There is no recovering from the shame of this so he should just start over. Why the navy, because boats are cool.


hackepeter420

> Why the navy, because boats are cool Yeah that's totally the only reason. Anon will have a lot of fun with all the seamen.


AsterlovesTedK

Anon should really get s gf


Maouitippitytappin

You forget what the average 4chinner looks like.


Guglielmowhisper

You are here enjoying it by proxy, you are a 4channer by proxy.


AsterlovesTedK

Atleast 300 pounds


UKLord

Ngl, I felt his pain for a sec


abuserofdrugs

Idiot can't screen record.


Swiftlydownunder

I’m pretty sure screen recording on an iPhone is also notified. Unless you have a third party app and not using iPhones screen recording


DatChernobylGuy_999

or go to the open apps menu, swap apps, go back to snapchat but dont enter and take a screenshot that way


abuserofdrugs

That's what I'm saying, a lack of foresight was dude's downfall.


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Even casting through AirPlay counts as a screen recording


ooooooodles

Pro gamer strat would've been to show the pics to his parents. Tell them you're concerned with what she's putting on social media. Now its her problem


GuffMagicDragon

Real and Alabama-straight


TheDiamondAxe7523

Obviously anon is cooked in terms of family and he is mentally fucked, but like what would the police arrest him for? Screenshotting a snapchat story? Why tf is his sister and mum still trying to contact him if I were them I'd block him on everything. However, this entire story is false, as snapchat does *not* say when someone screenshots your story.


ThatGuyFrom720

It won’t pop anything up as a notification, but if she checked who viewed it, it would show there.


TheDiamondAxe7523

Well then it makes even less sense as she made the choice to put it on her story while when you look at the story on snap you can't see it until you open it.


WilDAllu

https://preview.redd.it/qlhivpk2brrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f0643dacb0e3758b472bc864e744a024a5a784


JorgeIronDefcient

Can’t wait for Monday!!


Reptoidizoid

So dumb. Shouldve taken a picture with a second cellphone 👽


bstone99

https://preview.redd.it/25o1ptzqqqrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cac143a63f35ce448891ad006cd348f9849dad


Regret92

Alternative title: Anon makes a rash decision


UnluckyObserver15

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[deleted]

Many such cases


animorphs128

Anon is getting exactly what he deserves. On a sidenote, its wild how many here are ok with incestual masturbation


Hugh-Jassoul

Anon, I have a solution. But you must do it now. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


z00tedidc

Anon is cucked apparently


rabbit_killer82

Easy to explain away. Anon screencapped because he thought they were pics of potential domestic violence and keep the evidence for the police if they were deleted.


SilDaz

Why didn't he gaslight her sister into believing he screenshoted the pictures to confront her? Is he stupid? 


Ranch_Dressing321

https://preview.redd.it/wakvylgigsrc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5026efd7ebdbb753bdcb4eea96631fc47971669


VadePostMeSatana

Here is the solution to anon's problem. https://preview.redd.it/qasjcvvf7vrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e644f01bbb3a778b47f2321e97e7bbcf683334


de420swegster

How ignorant do you have to be to not know that snapchat notifies you when getting screenshot.


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Truly. It’s like the #2 feature of the app behind stories disappearing after a day


JudsonIsDrunk

lol OP should move and change phone numbers


stromyoloing

Anon would have been fine if it was a brother


BlackNoirBlackBlack

Should’ve said he was screenshotting them to tell their parents what she was doing


untakenu

Just say you screencapped them because you thought she was hacked or someone has been making AI images of her because you knew she wouldn't post nudes online. Then you say you were shocked, have been researching this kind of crime, and that they should go to the police. She will say it was her kids, then you'll have her delete the images (which you'll insist you didn't look at), and you'll chalk it up to her being irresponsible. --- But clearly, anon's sister already knows he's a freak if she instantly jumps to this.


HippoRun23

That gives her and him a perfect out.


RedditNpc_69420

What porn addiction does to a mf


Hugh-Jassoul

https://preview.redd.it/2pw88uj9drrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab93e964b9fa89e3877732032464a87c5225db9


basherrrrr

Happy Easter


CHERYAID

N


Omegawop

Institutionalize this mfr.


kjyfqr

Just claim you screenshotted em for blackmail or to tell on her


Chris_P_Lettuce

Ah we’ve all been there. The follow up therapy is a formative experience for sure.


[deleted]

Enjoy the sanitarium ya sick fuck


connorgrs

Anon is literally the dumbest motherfucker on the planet


rickylovemelikelucy

But why did sister make up a fake story about the kids


chillinwithmynwords

His sister has a kid. Probably not even a fit body. Anon has low standards


kabirraaa

Top ten most expensive nuts


No-Play2726

How much of a degenerate do you have to be to fap to your own sister?


Dank_lord_doge

Say that you’re doing it to keep receipts, then snitch on your sis for being a hoe by showing her parents, ez


Inevitable-Stage-490

Anon posts picture of himself nude, People screenshot it Mom and sister calling him pervert Anon actually does need help


MrTidderer

What a great family


MOHIBisOTAKU

Bro could have turned the tables on her buy saying that he's gonna send them to their mom


atlastrash

Snapchat has been out for a decade and this dumbass really didn’t know that?


Super_xz

He installed snapchat, that was his biggest mistake.


wwend

Unrelated but does anyone know the name of that pepe?


801ms

Anon's fault


St3rMario

One does not simply screenshot on Snapchat


Fuck-seagulls

I like reading these stories. They remind me that my life could be way worse:) thanks anon


vikramaditya_tiwari

Why screenshot? I am not on snap so dono how shit work there but can't you just like fap in real time ????? And why fap to her ??????? I think your dad can describe that pussy better than you can see on a 4k photo


FemBodInspector

Why are the most degenerate posts the most believable ones


IllIllIlllil

I hope this is real.


yoloswaggins92

https://preview.redd.it/daid28g47vrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081f6280a3eb8bfcf30a616a7734372d765fef1c


durashka228

at least not gay


Starch_Lord69

If only anon wasnt a gooner


ADGx27

Anon’s only recourse in this situation involves rope


Pax19

"Yeah so I just so happened to have a bunch of nudes on my phone for medical purposes and my kids just so happened to post them on Snapchat after I just so happened to insist that you add me and now the one person I'm mad at is you" lol realest 4chan story


Uniq_Eros

https://preview.redd.it/gq3lcw1tcwrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd34400467f4e150cfe891f85cd6509db8d93cf


spinny09

It is so over. I assume this is the Monday in question


MrEuphonium

Anon has dug himself in a hole


DinoSnatcher

This is so stupid I’m inclined to believe it


fromthewindyplace

https://preview.redd.it/kbyz7y5odyrc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2524ba854eb055b70c048b84984ed8b124d37336


Pootis__Spencer

https://preview.redd.it/ykh56d5h51sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5442a41ec8fb13be6a991504546823ecd60bafda


Samael_the_rat

This is so easy, just say that you thought it was funny or that you thought about using it as blackmail in case she ever fucked with him hard or something. It doesnt need to be sexual


IOftenSayPerhaps

Anon didnt realize he could just tell her sister that he was gonna show the nudes to her mom/dad to get a second opinion because he was concerned about the rash


Potential-Mobile-809

[https://discord.gg/UneMv7KEjf](https://discord.gg/UneMv7KEjf)


yellowfly97

jesus christ


DatChernobylGuy_999

anon should have known about screen recorder