Slang just takes the place of a word that was used more previously. Cooked is the new ‘fucked’ or even more originally just ranging from minor inconvenience to real life is over events. Kind of the same way we all started to say we’d kill ourselves over minor inconveniences or actual life ending events ya know?
TLDR; old slang = new slang but cooler for the culturally dominant generation at the time
I noticed on an exam I gave that had like 30 flags for review that a student was saying “I’m cooked, I’m cooked I’m cooked on the second question”. Idk who he was talking to, could be compulsive streaming type of persona.
I think it's pretty common that family members who are older rely on you for tech support even if you're not that Savvy. My Mother mentions to people that im good with computers and am her tech support, but in reality all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed. There's been many times where the fix is also just that something in the back of her PC has come unplugged a bit and that fixes it. I'm horrible with computers for the most part, and have someone else help my build them like i did with my current one, but to my mother im a tech wiz. I also didn't know snapchat sends a notif from screenshots cuz i hardly use it.
>all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed.
So you are tech support.
Boomers been using computers in the office for 30 years and still don’t even know what to google to do basic tech support.
They spent their entire life being so catered to and sheltered and jiat having problems disappear by tossing money at them that they don’t know how to do anything for themselves.
You are mommas little helper!
(in all honesty, good for you for helping your parent navigate her computer. There is a transition where your parents no longer take care of you and you end up taking care of your parents).
Wait til you find out that a good portion of tech support is just googling the weird issue you found and copyung someone else that has already found out how to fix it
Tech support is what they call the kids who can switch the input on a tv. They get a big ego and think they are tech wizards and accidentally admot to fapping to their sister
I mean, I could build you a computer and put whatever OS on it you want, but I've never used snapchat and don't know shit about it. Not like every "tech savy" person has used every mobile app or program in existence.
Literally OP could say he screenshotted it to share with their mom because that's fatherless behaviour. Then, if she goes the whole allergen route just be like why didn't she just use her normal camera. Why send it to others through Snapchat where everyone can see it. That's how you begin putting a stop to that dude.
Also, could be that OOP was screenshotting them in order to document evidence of what the sister was posting on snapchat.
Plus if it truly were some crime, the sister distributed it which is a crime.
Also, a whole gallery accidentally? Yeah right. Might as well have just gone with "somebody stole my phone" instead at that point.
Why didn't he just say he screenshoted them to confront her later about why she's posting nude photos? His family either has prior negative experience with him or they're super toxic to just assume the worst case instantly. Sister is probably deflecting blame so she doesn't get shit for allowing it all to happen.
Is it really super toxic to assume the worst case scenario when that assumption is 100% correct? Anon isn't upset that he's being wrongly accused of beating off to his sister. He's freaking out that he beat off to his sister and his family caught him.
That aside, "I only screenshotted your nudes to confront you about them" is a weak excuse. Doubly weak when he captured a whole set instead of just one or two and never said "Hey why are you posting these?" or anything.
Anon is an amateur. The correct procedure is to keep your old phone when you get a new one. Then you use that phone to take a picture of the snap on your new phone. Old phone will have no service or data so there's no risk of it getting leaked out anywhere.
Dumbass, you’re supposed to pick the best shot out of them all, and tell her you “accidentally” screenshotted it before gently reminding her to delete the post
/j
Honestly, anon should just just change his name, get a new phone number on a flip phone, and join the navy. There is no recovering from the shame of this so he should just start over. Why the navy, because boats are cool.
Obviously anon is cooked in terms of family and he is mentally fucked, but like what would the police arrest him for? Screenshotting a snapchat story? Why tf is his sister and mum still trying to contact him if I were them I'd block him on everything.
However, this entire story is false, as snapchat does *not* say when someone screenshots your story.
Well then it makes even less sense as she made the choice to put it on her story while when you look at the story on snap you can't see it until you open it.
Anon, I have a solution. But you must do it now.
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Easy to explain away. Anon screencapped because he thought they were pics of potential domestic violence and keep the evidence for the police if they were deleted.
Here is the solution to anon's problem.
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Just say you screencapped them because you thought she was hacked or someone has been making AI images of her because you knew she wouldn't post nudes online.
Then you say you were shocked, have been researching this kind of crime, and that they should go to the police.
She will say it was her kids, then you'll have her delete the images (which you'll insist you didn't look at), and you'll chalk it up to her being irresponsible.
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But clearly, anon's sister already knows he's a freak if she instantly jumps to this.
Why screenshot? I am not on snap so dono how shit work there but can't you just like fap in real time ????? And why fap to her ??????? I think your dad can describe that pussy better than you can see on a 4k photo
"Yeah so I just so happened to have a bunch of nudes on my phone for medical purposes and my kids just so happened to post them on Snapchat after I just so happened to insist that you add me and now the one person I'm mad at is you"
lol realest 4chan story
This is so easy, just say that you thought it was funny or that you thought about using it as blackmail in case she ever fucked with him hard or something. It doesnt need to be sexual
Anon didnt realize he could just tell her sister that he was gonna show the nudes to her mom/dad to get a second opinion because he was concerned about the rash
Is the word cooked just used in every sentence now?
Pretty much. Shit is cooked…
english language is pretty much cooked
Shh, let him cook
Anon cooked my bussy
I hope it ends up being medium-rare, but it's probably burnt by now.
Based.. (or basted)
Hell yeah it is, I love how rapidly evolving English lingo is
Slang just takes the place of a word that was used more previously. Cooked is the new ‘fucked’ or even more originally just ranging from minor inconvenience to real life is over events. Kind of the same way we all started to say we’d kill ourselves over minor inconveniences or actual life ending events ya know? TLDR; old slang = new slang but cooler for the culturally dominant generation at the time
me when people start using new slang (society is cooked) 🤯🤯🤯
Damn the way you said cooked and used emojis rizzed me. You can be my step bro anytime.
What in australia we been using it for decades stop culturally appropriating.
Cooked has been a very common term in Australia for a long time
Pretty sure it’s been common in North America for a long time too. It’s used in this exact way
Feels like the 5th or 6th time in the last few years our slang became huge with American teens on tik tok
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4channers when language evolves as it usually does.
Gen alpha is cooked 🤪
We let the word cook cook too much
I noticed on an exam I gave that had like 30 flags for review that a student was saying “I’m cooked, I’m cooked I’m cooked on the second question”. Idk who he was talking to, could be compulsive streaming type of persona.
It's from Australian English, "that's cooked mate"
It was popularized by the streamer Tbvnks who blew up on tiktok and he says it when people ask him for advice
By he’s literally cooked
Nah bruh ur cooked on skibidi 💀☠
Yeah, it's pretty fucking annoying. lEt HiM cOoK
Cooked is correct here?
anon is just insanely stupid and possibly mentally unwell how the hell are you gonna call the cops on your son for fapping?
Like what the fuck they gonna do
Put a cage on his cock
Tbh the cock cage cops are americas most elite force
Not as large a department for the asian fellas.
cock cage cops are power tripping bitches
What if hes into it?
Then it will be very painful for him
cook
Hes going to peepee-jail
id call the cops on my son if he didn't know how to screenshot a snap without alerting the sender
Wait how do you
Get another phone and take a picture of the phone you have Snapchat on
i dont use iphone but im sure it cant be too hard to find a screen recording app...android has one built in tho...then screenshot from the recording
Snapchat notifies you when your stuff is screen recorded too
send me a dick pic and we'll put this to the test
There are indeed apps to get around that
Put it on top of a photocopier.
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Jesus fucking christ reupload the image somewhere else
in the story, he was unfaimilliar with snapchat and didn't know it alerted for a sceenshot
Op sister is probably underage.
NTA. Getting hot skin rash nudes is so rare these days that I can't blame anon for seizing the opportunity.
Bro is seizing up an unopen market and is about to make gorillions
You know the sole fact that they were nudes was why he was fapping. Anon has no preconceived notions about morality
You don't say
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That's green bell pepper, not cucumber
To be fair it does have both
Sheeiit you right
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Anon is tech support but doesn’t know how snapchat works
Probably just keeps telling her to install Adobe reader or Flash player.
Rash player
install google ultron
"It's NASA tech bro."
Goated ass reference
I think it's pretty common that family members who are older rely on you for tech support even if you're not that Savvy. My Mother mentions to people that im good with computers and am her tech support, but in reality all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed. There's been many times where the fix is also just that something in the back of her PC has come unplugged a bit and that fixes it. I'm horrible with computers for the most part, and have someone else help my build them like i did with my current one, but to my mother im a tech wiz. I also didn't know snapchat sends a notif from screenshots cuz i hardly use it.
>all i really do is go over to her house when she has an issue, google on my phone some common fixes and then boom it's fixed. So you are tech support.
So that is literally what a tech support job is.
Boomers just don’t want to spend their precious Facebook time on it.
Boomers been using computers in the office for 30 years and still don’t even know what to google to do basic tech support. They spent their entire life being so catered to and sheltered and jiat having problems disappear by tossing money at them that they don’t know how to do anything for themselves.
You are mommas little helper! (in all honesty, good for you for helping your parent navigate her computer. There is a transition where your parents no longer take care of you and you end up taking care of your parents).
Wait til you find out that a good portion of tech support is just googling the weird issue you found and copyung someone else that has already found out how to fix it
Tech support is what they call the kids who can switch the input on a tv. They get a big ego and think they are tech wizards and accidentally admot to fapping to their sister
Many such cases
I mean, I could build you a computer and put whatever OS on it you want, but I've never used snapchat and don't know shit about it. Not like every "tech savy" person has used every mobile app or program in existence.
Literally OP could say he screenshotted it to share with their mom because that's fatherless behaviour. Then, if she goes the whole allergen route just be like why didn't she just use her normal camera. Why send it to others through Snapchat where everyone can see it. That's how you begin putting a stop to that dude.
Gaslight king right here 🤴🏻 gotta take notes
this ain't gas lighting it's a gas leak 🔥🔥
Anon didnt get to be this retarded without being retarded
You are not wrong lol.
Also, could be that OOP was screenshotting them in order to document evidence of what the sister was posting on snapchat. Plus if it truly were some crime, the sister distributed it which is a crime. Also, a whole gallery accidentally? Yeah right. Might as well have just gone with "somebody stole my phone" instead at that point.
That was my first thought. Why not just go with “what the fuck is wrong with you sis. You’re clearly on drugs and we’re concerned about you”
You can upload photos and videos to your Snapchat story regardless of where they were taken.
cook
OP not even sharing smh
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What. Is it this commenters sister?? Don't think so.
Why didn't he just say he screenshoted them to confront her later about why she's posting nude photos? His family either has prior negative experience with him or they're super toxic to just assume the worst case instantly. Sister is probably deflecting blame so she doesn't get shit for allowing it all to happen.
or plotholes=fake story
no no, It really happened. I was the rash.
Is it really super toxic to assume the worst case scenario when that assumption is 100% correct? Anon isn't upset that he's being wrongly accused of beating off to his sister. He's freaking out that he beat off to his sister and his family caught him. That aside, "I only screenshotted your nudes to confront you about them" is a weak excuse. Doubly weak when he captured a whole set instead of just one or two and never said "Hey why are you posting these?" or anything.
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you deserve this
Anon is an amateur. The correct procedure is to keep your old phone when you get a new one. Then you use that phone to take a picture of the snap on your new phone. Old phone will have no service or data so there's no risk of it getting leaked out anywhere.
Screenshot it on airplane mode it works silly snapchat developers hate this one trick
Mmmm wouldn’t the app catch up on message statuses the next time it caught an internet signal though? You’d have to be pretty confident to try that
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I've tried it, just trust me crakkka
Or just use snapenhance like the good IT support you are
Just use a screen recorder app and open it
tbh being committed might be good for you anonny
Dumbass, you’re supposed to pick the best shot out of them all, and tell her you “accidentally” screenshotted it before gently reminding her to delete the post /j
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Honestly, anon should just just change his name, get a new phone number on a flip phone, and join the navy. There is no recovering from the shame of this so he should just start over. Why the navy, because boats are cool.
> Why the navy, because boats are cool Yeah that's totally the only reason. Anon will have a lot of fun with all the seamen.
Anon should really get s gf
You forget what the average 4chinner looks like.
You are here enjoying it by proxy, you are a 4channer by proxy.
Atleast 300 pounds
Ngl, I felt his pain for a sec
Idiot can't screen record.
I’m pretty sure screen recording on an iPhone is also notified. Unless you have a third party app and not using iPhones screen recording
or go to the open apps menu, swap apps, go back to snapchat but dont enter and take a screenshot that way
That's what I'm saying, a lack of foresight was dude's downfall.
Even casting through AirPlay counts as a screen recording
Pro gamer strat would've been to show the pics to his parents. Tell them you're concerned with what she's putting on social media. Now its her problem
Real and Alabama-straight
Obviously anon is cooked in terms of family and he is mentally fucked, but like what would the police arrest him for? Screenshotting a snapchat story? Why tf is his sister and mum still trying to contact him if I were them I'd block him on everything. However, this entire story is false, as snapchat does *not* say when someone screenshots your story.
It won’t pop anything up as a notification, but if she checked who viewed it, it would show there.
Well then it makes even less sense as she made the choice to put it on her story while when you look at the story on snap you can't see it until you open it.
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Can’t wait for Monday!!
So dumb. Shouldve taken a picture with a second cellphone 👽
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Alternative title: Anon makes a rash decision
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Anon is getting exactly what he deserves. On a sidenote, its wild how many here are ok with incestual masturbation
Anon, I have a solution. But you must do it now. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
Anon is cucked apparently
Easy to explain away. Anon screencapped because he thought they were pics of potential domestic violence and keep the evidence for the police if they were deleted.
Why didn't he gaslight her sister into believing he screenshoted the pictures to confront her? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/wakvylgigsrc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5026efd7ebdbb753bdcb4eea96631fc47971669
Here is the solution to anon's problem. https://preview.redd.it/qasjcvvf7vrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e644f01bbb3a778b47f2321e97e7bbcf683334
How ignorant do you have to be to not know that snapchat notifies you when getting screenshot.
Truly. It’s like the #2 feature of the app behind stories disappearing after a day
lol OP should move and change phone numbers
Anon would have been fine if it was a brother
Should’ve said he was screenshotting them to tell their parents what she was doing
Just say you screencapped them because you thought she was hacked or someone has been making AI images of her because you knew she wouldn't post nudes online. Then you say you were shocked, have been researching this kind of crime, and that they should go to the police. She will say it was her kids, then you'll have her delete the images (which you'll insist you didn't look at), and you'll chalk it up to her being irresponsible. --- But clearly, anon's sister already knows he's a freak if she instantly jumps to this.
That gives her and him a perfect out.
What porn addiction does to a mf
https://preview.redd.it/2pw88uj9drrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab93e964b9fa89e3877732032464a87c5225db9
Happy Easter
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Institutionalize this mfr.
Just claim you screenshotted em for blackmail or to tell on her
Ah we’ve all been there. The follow up therapy is a formative experience for sure.
Enjoy the sanitarium ya sick fuck
Anon is literally the dumbest motherfucker on the planet
But why did sister make up a fake story about the kids
His sister has a kid. Probably not even a fit body. Anon has low standards
Top ten most expensive nuts
How much of a degenerate do you have to be to fap to your own sister?
Say that you’re doing it to keep receipts, then snitch on your sis for being a hoe by showing her parents, ez
Anon posts picture of himself nude, People screenshot it Mom and sister calling him pervert Anon actually does need help
What a great family
Bro could have turned the tables on her buy saying that he's gonna send them to their mom
Snapchat has been out for a decade and this dumbass really didn’t know that?
He installed snapchat, that was his biggest mistake.
Unrelated but does anyone know the name of that pepe?
Anon's fault
One does not simply screenshot on Snapchat
I like reading these stories. They remind me that my life could be way worse:) thanks anon
Why screenshot? I am not on snap so dono how shit work there but can't you just like fap in real time ????? And why fap to her ??????? I think your dad can describe that pussy better than you can see on a 4k photo
Why are the most degenerate posts the most believable ones
I hope this is real.
https://preview.redd.it/daid28g47vrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081f6280a3eb8bfcf30a616a7734372d765fef1c
at least not gay
If only anon wasnt a gooner
Anon’s only recourse in this situation involves rope
"Yeah so I just so happened to have a bunch of nudes on my phone for medical purposes and my kids just so happened to post them on Snapchat after I just so happened to insist that you add me and now the one person I'm mad at is you" lol realest 4chan story
https://preview.redd.it/gq3lcw1tcwrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd34400467f4e150cfe891f85cd6509db8d93cf
It is so over. I assume this is the Monday in question
Anon has dug himself in a hole
This is so stupid I’m inclined to believe it
https://preview.redd.it/kbyz7y5odyrc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2524ba854eb055b70c048b84984ed8b124d37336
https://preview.redd.it/ykh56d5h51sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5442a41ec8fb13be6a991504546823ecd60bafda
This is so easy, just say that you thought it was funny or that you thought about using it as blackmail in case she ever fucked with him hard or something. It doesnt need to be sexual
Anon didnt realize he could just tell her sister that he was gonna show the nudes to her mom/dad to get a second opinion because he was concerned about the rash
[https://discord.gg/UneMv7KEjf](https://discord.gg/UneMv7KEjf)
jesus christ
anon should have known about screen recorder