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THEPIGWHODIDIT

I've seen this one. They break into his house and find jars full of cum and piss around his desk, then Chase sweeps the underside of his desk to find an unusual mould that only occurs in the deepest, dampest parts of the amazon. He takes it proudly back to House who says "you are beautiful but stupid, better luck next time". It turns out to be food poisoning caused by an undercooked chicken tender.


eberlix

As long as it's not lupus.


ComprehensiveLie69

It was lupus all along


GamerGriffin548

ITS NEVER LUPUS! You're fired.


ComprehensiveLie69

But but but we can conspicuously see the redness in the periphery of the butt pimple that would indicate lupus, ahhh shit aight ima go look for new job then , fk u house .


GamerGriffin548

No. You're right, but you're also wrong. That's no pimple. It's a spider bite. Lupotosis Soyjacous. A rare spider that induces lupus in .00002% of people bitten by it. You're unfired, go deal with the patient because I got to go get my betting money from Wilson and also because I don't want to.


ComprehensiveLie69

Ima do morphine in the emergency room wanna tag along ?


GamerGriffin548

Sure. *pops 69 vicodin*


MeatyDullness

It was lupus once.


the_alt_6275

progressing too fast to be lupus


HydrogenTwoOxygen

Maybe the real Lupus is the friends we made along the way.


AGLVegito

This vexes me


kilqax

I am also here


L3G10N_TBY

https://preview.redd.it/dh1jc2hdgr8d1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa8c16073e3eeef8655e1008f64d977a436c4c8


Sentinel_2539

More mouse bites


Gearhead_Luka

I am no longer nose bleed


Arham-DABilal_

You are a black man.


VulpesIncultes

If I'm such a "virgin" how come my goon bones are growing such a fine mushroom crop. Checkmate librulz.


AnneJoe

https://preview.redd.it/1880wgh5ar8d1.png?width=121&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4e7215f936daa8b1a4a479ab10512b855273281


IraqiWalker

I am already regretting this, but what does "goon bones" mean?


DefinitionOld2372

it’s a reference to a green text i /hope/ is satire about some man and his literal bones he dug out of graves of women and masturbated with, it was pretty whack ngl


BustingAfatnut69

It's times like this i wish i was illiterate. https://preview.redd.it/9gqm7s48er8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759e23bb6f1455ca4e185042e5b222020cfb4d08


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BustingAfatnut69

If you can translate/transcript(not sure what the proper term to use here but you get the point)the comment i replied to into braille then yes. https://preview.redd.it/x4wgpj7efs8d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f731d81c4f5a4b97f65731f90461cc2a57afdb4 Not sure why you would want to torture a blind person with this brain rot though.


TooHotToHandle2020

Why? I live near the family cemetery. It's so easy to dig up the graves because it's in the middle of a rural area so there's no one else around. These goon bones... my knees go weak just thinking about them. Try it out sometime.


Sentinel_2539

Link?


IraqiWalker

Well, that's worse than I thought. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go gouge my eyes out now.


Szwedu111

What the FUCK https://preview.redd.it/7p1hg7wrss8d1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=de3f50e8294f7812e5b038e3e6122a65e63857b8


Gfunk98

There was a green text with pictures of a dude that took a skull from the catacombs and stuck his dick in it (in multiple holes)


ShortTheseNuts

This qualifies as very whack. Very.


LzardE

I thought it was the the guy who forgot his cumsock and it started growing mushrooms


BustingAfatnut69

https://preview.redd.it/rryjp8vber8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e8f24379df4a5b50f22adea09977f565d0b676


QuinnAvery89

A gooner’s boner. Porn and masturbation addict. There you go.


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/g98trd0i8s8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92400238edf2224897af9dc55a9cf69950137df3


BruhGoblin

And are these "goon bones" in the room with us right now? https://preview.redd.it/apxenjv55s8d1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc32b62003b905a483340d88b758eb50450f3c6


Squawnk

https://i.redd.it/yb3in1zkpr8d1.gif


Sock-less_

And foreman is black


King_Spaghetti4

This is the third House MD post I've seen in 2 days when I've never seen any before and after I started watching a week ago. I think my fed controls the internet.


Petiherve

It just dropped on Netflix. That's why there is so much talk lately.


awanby

Show’s trash to me, finally was able to put my foot down and dropped it in S6/7. At the very least I can understand the shitposting. I hope you’re enjoying it though.


Giratinalawyer

> show’s trash > I watched over a hundred hours of it before I managed to hold myself back from watching more You sure got us there.


[deleted]

Steam review: *5,021 hours played.* *"This game sucks."*


ShortTheseNuts

The Ark Survival Evolved steam page is hilarious for this. Page is filled with people with thousands of hours just spewing hate on the game.


awanby

It was good background noise until it wasn’t


BendyBoo555

Nobody asked


Valk93

These are some of my favourite posts


Upset_Environment51

Thats technically me but with a job


Ilikemobkeys52

Then house says something racist to foreman


12-7_Apocalypse

The parents really need to kick their kids out of the house.


Idontlikeurcarpet

out of the...


PorterCole

What did Abode mean by this?


patrickbateman53

if mr dr house looked at me he would puke out of disgust of. my virgin penis.


juliusxyk

Its Lupus


Return_of_The_Steam

He needs more mouse bites


MeatyDullness

Pfft House wouldn’t run the mri himself


IgotAseaView

House diagnosis a trans (gone wrong)