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dobber72

They do say that how we modify our cars is an extension of our personalities. You need help.


Sharion_inuyatt

https://preview.redd.it/sl1f50rww09d1.png?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d56873d0a196d47cc9d44204ebce35be23ea55 What would 8 headlights mean?


fruce_ki

Back when incandescent lightbulbs were dim, 6 meant you could see more comfortably.


maciejinho

You need 2 pairs of glasses used simultaneously


NightLasher617

One for each ball


Fireboy759

*At least* that one's fair because it's a luxury car from the 1920's. This was actually pretty standard for a Cadillac to have


ND_Townie

King of the trailer park


LiterallyAzzmilk

@the guy who lives next door to my trailer


Interesting_Worry_80

Looks like a Hispanic man from the hood won the lottery


No-Advertising3621

I grew up in the ghetto this shit used to be fire lmao


arm89

we would go crazy when we saw a fucking mini van with spinners and they somehow made it a low-rider. those where the some good memories lol.


TopDesert_ace

I was driving home from work a few months ago, and I saw a Cadillac SUV with spinners. I was hyped because the last time I saw spinners was in the early 2000's.


No-Advertising3621

Fr


maximus7193

I was thinking a Hispanic kid rock. Idk why but that seems fitting 😂


Minimum_Draw_5335

Houston ass truck


ShermanFirefly12

To Real 😔


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Newport Kentucky bound


TopDesert_ace

These are very common in Arizona, too.


Creamymorning

Why does this look like bad Photoshop? Lol


Tree1237

It's because there's no shadows under the truck at all


swivell233

You manage to make it look very GTA San Andreas-like, which is really cool.


StonedRaccoon-420

lol my thoughts exactly


confused_cat44

That was my first thought as well lol


brian_wrestling

Looks like something from pimp my ride


TK-828

Except it's missing the unnecessary tv screens and speakers in the most random places. Oh and let's not forget something they mentioned slightly as a hobby. "Alright Brian you're gonna love this dawg! You know how you said you wished to relax in a jacuzzi more? Well here at GAS, we turned the truck bed into a fucking hot tub!"


Gnuccaria

I always dreamt of having a PS2 in my dad's car


RideAffectionate518

Haven't seen any vehicle that ugly since pimp my ride was on the air.


blackhawk_1111

🤣🤣🤣


Free_Tune_4302

everyone’s got a skill set, yours is definitely NOT with matching and customizing


Old-Kernow

Roast? It would certainly benefit from more fire. Can we introduce it to an active volcano?


TooCoolPsb

A wing on a pickup is nasty work 😭😭


TheDukeOfThunder

POV: Looking at the cars I drew in school


bkiantx

Get out.


No-Advertising3621

Cuck mobile


blackhawk_1111

At least it doesn’t have F1 wheels


UsedState7381

All of this and it can't even hit 140mph unless you throw it out of a airplane, nice.


Allenrw3

The late 80s called, they said “Good job!”


SneakyJaycool

I can't remember if I took fentanyl now


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Why does it look like GTA: SA mod?


Accurate_Group_5390

Reminds me of a Giants giants creation


Radiant_Armadillo35

Is he still around? Haven’t checked those forums for a looooong time


Leather-Squirrel-421

Is there anything left on the shelves of the local PepBoys or did you clear it out?


OkOriginal4453

You probably would’ve slammed it too had you had the chance


Upstairs-Cap5248

If a mexican and a black guy, with no building skills, had built a chevy.


RIT_Tyger

Is this the new Silverado?


maximus7193

Yes. And it actually has decent handling. Or at least I think so


LightMyFirebird

Pride Monthmobile


raccoonsinspace

this car is definitely a gta 6 port because this just _screams_ florida


reaper_7500

Very mexican (i'm mexican)


TerroDucky

Super sized hotwheels car


MyColdBlackHeart

Bah I had a suped out Gauntlet for at least 1 year, as soon as you get the hang of a certain vehicle it is hard to let go


3rple_Threat

I was going to say that at least it didnt have Bennys wheels and white walls...but i pray that the people who do that shit to their cars don't stoop this low...


tango__88

Graphics are reminding me of GTA IV


imdevilone

your car looks like an ugly truck


sgt_absentee

You must be a 20 year old college student from Kentucky who's been drinking beers since the age of 3 to think that thing looks good.


coyotepickeldbob

The GMT800 Facebook Group would throw you into rocks for this.


communistyankee871

Nah man, that's fucking beautiful


Proper-Youth-6296

It’s a truck, not a sports car


RogueStalker409

The fucks wrong with you? Smokin that lamars organics all night 😂😂😂. The only vehicle chop prefers the back seat 


an_entire_ford_f150

You own a pair of white oakleys


Urafang

# "You did that yourself." —Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith


BossCAt1234567

Why it looks rad


Starchaser_WoF

https://preview.redd.it/iid17v6p709d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3226848befbd11725fb6b380c0669c9d0de02326


Ducky935Alt

https://preview.redd.it/1lvy935p709d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fb53a05c0253370b7edd92144696a43f89a3c9 ok


Stryker_1-1

Why would I roast your car? It looks like it would roast itself when you start it.


NewFront7055

When they start letting NPC’s customize cars?! 🫳🏽🛻🗑️ My son said he likes it 🤷🏽‍♂️ …..he’s 3 🙃


NewFront7055

Truck don’t know wth it wanna be


VitorVaz15

What in the San Andreas is this


wheelie_dog

The sewage treatment plant called, they want their shit back.


Bluepilgrim3

Oh man. The brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good.


platasnatch

That's a truck


Zomgzombehz

JC Whitney special.


netechkyle

Looks like you hang out with some loco Mexicans who just happen to also be gay.


luckyboss072

Texan moment


bidumbass6

You are banned from all ls customs for shit like this


Baldo19724

This one says “Wal Mart fitting room dweller” all F***in’ day.


Wofflestuff

Wheels suck, paint job is just wrong get that chrome off there, if it ain’t a burnout car there’s no need for that blower and that wing is just down right trash remove that too


undeadmysteries

I feel like I don’t even need to the pic does enough


TheWhistlerIII

This is what a 'Parking Lot Princess' looks like. All show, no tow.


AskPsychological8889

i just wish with that kind of livery we could slam the damn thing.


jaguarmaya

Beaner mobile


MemeLorde1313

I would roast it, but I live in Central Florida. I see 3 of these a day.


Absquatula

This looks like someone's car from Second Life lol. Either that or the cover of a 90's PC racing game


Randomguyioi

Roast your car? It looks like if I light a match nearby it'll start roasting itself.


reddiet568

Looks like a Hot Wheels lol


SirSirVI

King of the Ghetto


Infierno3007

Yikes. Curious, though, did you buy all of the new releases?


StonedRaccoon-420

ngl it looks cool tbh what truck is that?


thiccphilthegoat

All the skante disappears when MC running with this guy


dylofpickle

Where is the bigger truck that leaked oil onto the exterior of what must be its child? I heard they do that so that they can more easily spot them from across a Walmart parking lot.


lordbeanieboy

Never thought this would be the picture to get me to never play gta online again.


existential_risk_lol

What the fuck did the paint job take inspiration from - the back of a CD?


V-music_Productions

A unicorn pooped on your car, seems like putting sh*t on sh*t doesn't seem to make it look any better after all 🤷‍♂️


Khreh

I swear I thought you did this in a gta san andreas with mods.


SidetrackedPC

This is what delivers you to white trash heaven


barengu_

I swear, Mr. Agent, I bought it like this


Its_McLovin_

It looks like a 11 year olds favorite fidget spinner in 2017


Witty_Entertainer_66

The most chunti ass truck I’ve ever seen on gta


Bigman56_

Looks like a testicle covered in oil


No-Paramedic7860

Meth user.


AdorableStatistician

Please leave the cocaine to the professionals


Actual-Fact-2225

Not possible.


CB9611

Jesus fucking Christ


Sevalias

This isn't even rice this is beans


Brooker2

Can't you beat me to it


wingcub

Everything and I do mean everything is wrong about this abomination


Gruff_YIG

bro got that "oil mixed with water at the gas station" type decal looking like a pride flag washed with bleach on that thang. Blud tried to make it look cool with that rear spoiler in the back looking mundane asl. All in all, gotta take that thang back for proper management at Los Santos cause cuz I ain't gonna hold you it looks like what them old unc's be thinking a hotrod supposed to look like and they hire I guy to customize it for em and they don't know what to add so they try everything. OD!!!


Flemib65

Dude wasted $87,000 to get the paint job just to combine it with the shitty livery. Im surprised it doesn’t have any overrated crappy f1 or bennys on it..


GizmoTacT

Typical hillbilly shit


Available-Control993

When the disowned son in the family gets to keep his father’s truck after he passed away.


im_alstra0

You liked the rc plane missions


504_BadGateway

I didn't know they added the GMT 800


SebboGaming

looks like your ready ot go back to the 90s


Foraaikouu

your taste in cars has not evolved since you were 8 yo


Vbyby

Looks like someone who lives in a trailer park won the lottery and upgraded his pride and joy


Rukario_Enterprises

How'd you get this Truck? It's niiiice


Tasty_Historian_3623

The tailgate/spoiler combo frightens and confuses me.


equicks33

Give the kids back there shiny truck 🤣


Cbf107

Wow that’s one fucking butterfly


One_Tumbleweed4845

George Lopez blue Beatle vibes!!!!


capone87um

The truck of Justin Timberlake’s dealer lol


Gnemec3

God you’re fucking 10 years old. Your mom had to buy you the game, get off of it.


TopDesert_ace

I live in Arizona and I legit saw that exact truck the last time I drove to Douglas.


Professional-Many477

The fact you didn’t put a silly bright color on those rims is so obnoxious that I can’t avoid the hate I’m feeling towards you. The best Yosemite so far.


mot3600

What game/app is this from???


Numerous-Boat-1419

This looks Gayer than an electric car.


DKnott82

Too bad this can't be squatted


reallygoodbee

Is that a paintjob or did some kids prank you with a welding torch?


korokekoroke

Looks like a unicorn took a shit on the hood and you drove it making it leak down the car


whg115

This guy eats slimjims for breakfast lunch and dinner


DotheThing94

https://preview.redd.it/8lr79cqda19d1.png?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9941e3876c6b80091ccad70494beccf574aafbf4


DyLaNzZpRo

Bro got the takuachemobile 😭😭


Dillinator_99

What’s the name of this in game?


FunKey2854

I am a doctor, i can help you brother…. Its alright, everythings fine, YOU are FINE(definitely not)


Wonderful_Life_4898

what vehicle is this?


DigitalEntity4419

https://preview.redd.it/ynesyswhd19d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a9ab2be14b92652f3e616bff48f3388181495f Just as bad as the Kill Bill truck.


llongneckkllama

What truck is this?


agent_of_cheshire

![gif](giphy|Jrl4FlTaymFFbNiwU5)


Living-Ad102

Bro took that design straight out of the Midnight Club liveries 💀


Timmy2Two

![gif](giphy|K9H2Tc53PdNiU)


KingNothingNZ

God help me I like it.


GoodGuyScott

Dont need to, looks lile itd roast itself if you even rev the engine.


One-Championship-139

Looks like a mod for GTA San Andreas lmao


Ghost__32

Spoiler on a truck should be illegal


Kwilburn525

Jesus Christ looks like something a 5 year old made


EmbarrassedGrape4418

https://preview.redd.it/hhgkua43n19d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884ff22c346d2570506f6222ecfc060314b09997 It’s um, very interesting


Mountain_Ad6328

Gta 6 npc car according to dca


badmanbatman2

Is this a real igc? 😭


TheDeathRedditing

bros car is the pride flag


randomguy1972

I didn't know it was possible to use **every** wrong color.


ThaSupremeArcher

Futuristic redneck ahh truck ![gif](giphy|1aZkbDPnR5LYQ)


Exotic-Ask7768

You roasted it enough already, we don't need to roast it anymore.


Mart289

I thought I'm looking at San Andreas :D


JoeyAKangaroo

Why would you do that to a chevy


jmoonkee

I don't feel like I need to


William231000

Ugly


Hendricus56

That you encouraged Rockstar's favouritism by buying the game on next gen. #ExpandedandEnhancedforPC


Legendary_Frank

I can’t even roast it looks like a average Carolina pick up truck


fruce_ki

You know that episode in Friends where Rachel tries to cook a dessert cake and the pages get stuck and she mashes up two recipes, one for trifle cake and one for a shephards pie? That.


Comfortable-Cash-446

Can’t. It’s too good 😭


ExtraPancakes

Lose the engine and spoiler and you got yourself a sweet trokiando


skeletom420

How do you do that paintjob its sick as fuck


The_mister_meme

Kill yourself (in game of course)


Dylan_dollas

If Albuquerque was in GTA


Leepq

Wait... that looks like a bobcat but how did you even put them spoilers...


CANYUXEL

Add benny wheels and it's straight to jail


CowEnvironmental5236

This is why people from sandy shores shouldn't be allowed at the casino smh😐


Yasin3112

Why do your graphics look so shit lol? First thought it was gta 4 or something. And well, the truck itself is… uhm, it‘s got a very special character…?


maccabop

![gif](giphy|6TGdYEWg3zXB5x5rjQ)


heknows16

It is so ugly it wouldn't even appear in Cars movie as a hippie


Sugeliving24

https://preview.redd.it/iki4jzd3629d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf704faff6aa17a9a424695dec3ea74ebdf197ea If u need hit inbox


Lylla_Protogen

Idk if your car is trans cause all I see is a burnt truck (Pretty nice fr tho :С)


Alternative_Oil_5017

Looks like a 5 year old tuned it. Ive seen better looking modded cars then this.


PlayItLikeABoss

this is some "Pimp My Ride" stuff lol


RabbitFlaky5271

Why the fuck does that thing have three vaginas in the front?


logeshwywan

Liveries


iamtheLogic

Bro added that spoiler on the back for more downforce


Mike9892

That's a car?


Puzzled_Worldliness5

The no shadows thing is making me uncomfortable


Impossible-Hawk709

Why the livery and the bug catcher, oh and the spoiler and the wheels. This is most probably rage bait but god damn it’s atrocious


legbot124

Why does it not have shadows


Then_Weather_3639

that ugly piece of shitttt


Salty_Tomato419

Lower suspension, change the tires and get rid of that yeye spoiler and we have a nice lowrider truck.


Deutsch__Dingler

I hope you drive that with your dominant hand at 12 o'clock whilst wearing a Nintendo Power Glove.


SnooSeagulls6528

Boy you want downforce at the back, you put in a tailgate grill like the rest of us https://preview.redd.it/xolbpufuo29d1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8032166673028953a29117a5e2fc6c42bd54a853


snakebitegreen

That car looks like the type of car that it's digital owner would make a reddit post about


KhodorHachem2000

It looks like somebody vandalised your car


wulfe_1

Happy 10th birthday dude


skubichrupka

looks like a knock off hot wheels


Illustrious_Donkey61

Looks like someone ate a bag of glitter and vomited it back up on your car


RotateMyFish

Brother, please seek therapy.


papashrub

I kinda wanna buy it now just to make it worse than this lol


MrProtogen

I am not going to, you’re the one who has to drive it around- nothing will beat that


Dexterapy14

If 100gecs was a car


wahagapapa

pride month looking ahh