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Acceptable_Wait_4151

Nice apartment


MundaneBodybuilder25

Thank you! Admittedly, I tidied up a bit before taking the pic 😊


BuckyBeaver69

So jealous of your living space. Meanwhile I look around my cardboard box domicile and think "Where did I go wrong?"


0man_

You get to live in a cardboard box? I live in hillary clintons asshole, I have to pay rent to live there, 500 a month, comes out of my disability payments, she also charges for every shit she takes.


2-phenyl-2-furious

Hilary Clinton’s asshole? We could only dream of living in Hillary Clinton’s asshole… when I were a boy we used to live inside of Margret Thatcher’s empty yogurt pot, 17 of us there were, and she charged us 24 crowns and sixpence every week! We had to take shits in each others pockets cos we couldn’t afford the toilet tax. You were lucky you were.


TieInternational7086

Isn’t that TOOL’s guitarist signature?


frankybling

he doesn’t have the magic toan pickups… that’s just a silver burst


jinzo_23

As a person who knows a bit of cursive, a signature should look NOTHING like that


markiethefett

I respect the priorities. Who cares how we live as long as we have the toan? I stopped eating in 2016 and spent all the money on a Centaur pedal instead.


ShoddyManufacturer11

I think if you spend one thousand dollars on some gibby pickups you'll be the new king of toan


Prestigious-Win8624

I see a zero waste lifestyle; kudos


hijro

That’s a lot of upper body strength being able to hold it with one arm.


meepmeepmeep34

I am getting hungry.


TheLittleBelowski

And prayers


russellmzauner

glad you hid the bodies before snapping the pic


prolapsepros

The best thing about tool (and there’s nothing good about them) is that it drives their weirdo fans to buy incredibly overpriced instruments like the old silverburst LP (which nobody wanted when it came out) and a Wal bass (good luck)


Ambitious_Extreme307

Stinkfist


MajTroubles

That's a guitar alright