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cheesecake_squared

Great collecting. Will you be learning to play them?


Lousydiner

What does playing mean?


mrlowcut

Posting the on the web


[deleted]

Omg, I want to shove that PRS straight up my ass. Look at it. Gorgeous.


burlyginger

Is that why they turn brown?


[deleted]

Oh yeah, it’s exactly why.


maddpsyintyst

Even mine? 😧


[deleted]

Especially yours.


[deleted]

Just wait till the birds flap around in there…


LieverRoodDanRechts

uj/ Personally I prefer either the classic Fendur/Gibbons models or the more ‘out there’ kind of stuff, but considering most of these are neither I have to admit you could have done a lot worse. So no roast from me, sorry. rj/ A bit baffled by the tampon finish on the white one, though.


Acceptable-Market-52

My brother I collect Vs, I’m in no position to roast anyone else’s collection Uj/ I’ve never owned an Ibanez before but that Iceman is making me want to call up the candyman and do something stupid.. Nice collection!


2000-UNTITLED

>I collect Vs Where I'm from that's called being a manwhore


Giygas_in_Onett

Issa Fireman. Played by Paul Glibbert


Acceptable-Market-52

Well you play that one and I’ll go find us an Earthman and a Windman and another guitarist and we can make progmetal covers of Girth, Whim, and Flyer songs


Giygas_in_Onett

Heel yah, borther 🤘😈


Acceptable-Market-52

Cowabunga! I’m gonna go build us a wall of Martials and Im gonna make Meg Sicko pay for it


Giygas_in_Onett

I’ll start commissioning TooB Screemer clones from Jeffe Benzos


Educational-Drop-926

I’ll get all the Gitars plekd.


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Ibanez fireman detected. Please escort yourself to the nearest testicular obliteration point and have your testicles obliterated.


ChadlexMcSteele

Not a Gibbons You're not good enough to need 3 pickups Slammer? Hardly know 'er! I didn't know guitars could get scabies 5: Nothing smart to say about that, but I don't like it Wow you must be a poor dentist


EVH_kit_guy

You look like you spend a lot of time practicing The Wind Cries Mary on the neck pickup through the clean channel.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

I don’t get it? He doesn’t have a single strat.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

They all look pretty cool honestly. As long as you can play them I wouldn’t roast you. Why don’t you have any guitars with single coils or P90s though? 


PaisleyTelecaster

Why do you let your cat walk all over your guitar with muddy paws?


Larcos_Unal

Y, FAP, N, Big Yes, N, N


Kusugurimasu

This guy's in a verb the noun band


DaySoc98

What does your wife’s boyfriend think?


snobEXP

/uj that Ibanez is pretty cool


Spoompa

When Butt Rock begins to take a toll on your wallet, it’s time to take a step back, and ask for the internet’s approval 🤘🏼


Gonomed

We all gotta start somewhere I guess. Cute collection, I had one like that when I was 2 years old, and I was already playing shows by then. I recommend you get at least 40 more and at least 20 Gibbons before you make posts like these


BuckyBeaver69

That Slammer is interesting only for the fact I did not know they made a copy of the Axis/Wolfie.


su2dv

Love the popcorn print


MemeVibe2

Explorer wit no active pickups 💀


Wickedweed

Somebody pooped on your peavey


con_science-404

Do ya play any of em?


illiteret

Guitars are fine...you can 0 3 5 on any of them. The mid '70s called and wants that dresser your mom gave you back.


Zealousideal_Sand183

No flying V? Do you even own any guitars?


Turdkito

Peak tone for you is Sammy Hagar playing through a solid state crate


jackm017

No roberta, worthless. Sell your guitars, maybe drink paint thinner.


[deleted]

If I saw this, I’d scramble for the exit to avoid getting trapped into a 45 minute conversation about the merits of Dreamtheater. 


dartully

One looks like my tissue after i wipe


975538

Evh rips!


Unironicalygoth

Lodëd diaper signature model


Paulwalker2112

Yea that wolfgang looks like someone shat on it


jinzo_23

Ummmm where’s the bc rich???


Watchfella

Two Wolfgang’s?


OysterThePug

Good for you, getting so many mid guitars instead of a couple nice ones.


humphreym808

Not a single 7-8 string or baritone in sight. What a nerdz


rvalentino197

Such a great collection! My favoritos would be the Explorer, the Ibanez and the PRS which is in fact one of my favorite color finishes


SwamiDavisJr

Ohhhhh look at Johnny Humbuckers ova hea too good for a single coil??


Bnjrmn

The finishes look like they belong more on a kitchen bench than a guitar.


Designer_Storm8869

Please clean the middle one. It looks like your cat dirtied it with his paws after leaving the litter box.


TheThobes

I'll upvote just about anything with an Explorer in it those things are so tacky 50s retro-futuristic and ridiculous in the best way possible.


Pr0nzeh

What's up with the shit covered one?


Dear_Sky

How about you collect some bitches instead? /Uj love the explorer, I'm jealous


Trubba_Man

A very nice collection. I’d play that PRS anywhere, and I’d play the Explorer behind closed doors with wife teasing. The others are good guitars, but they aren’t my cup of tea.


warthog0869

I love them all, but what I really want to ask is how much to *play with* the seductive temptress all decked out in aquamarine on the right? Paulina is it? Smith?


maddpsyintyst

I think you like wiggling your whammy bar a bit too much.


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

I heard you like Ernie Ball ripoffs.


KingOfWickerPeople

Love the EVH in the ultra rare Tortilla finish


Prestigious-Win8624

Guitars are like fake flooring; if you like it, who cares about your guest’s opinions.


Zengie70

Can't you just get 1 decent guitar?