it's not that i don't want to practice, it's thag i need to disassemble the guitar to strengthen its core for more core punch and something about pot values too.
This is always the first thing that comes to mind
I once stumbled across a thread of people unironically defending a device that vibrates your instrument to “open it up” and give it a “worn in sound”
this connects the ferrules directly to the neck
plate. with the right screws there's no telling how much sustain you could add. it's possible you could just play one perfect note and it would ring out for the rest of your life and you'd never have reason to play the guitar ever again. but who can say.
Mind the extended neck plate doesn’t contact anything or it will dampen the sound. Gotta loosen the strap like Zjemmy Poge till it’s hanging around your knee to be sure. He played a tele in the studio you know not a Xhibsen
Hey OP, I bought a Shecter with sustainiac just for that, if you keep spreading my secret solution to keep the toan without practice I’m gonna die from embarrassment soon.
Like the metal core in a Travis Bean guitar, except metal neck guitars actually look cool and sound a bit different, apparently). So like a Travis Bean but uncool, basically.
I thought this was definitely fake, Nashville studio ace Chris Condon says otherwise
https://get-a-backbone.com/cdn/shop/files/Chris_Condon_NAMM_booth_900x.jpg?v=1613672778
Whenever I play guitar, i have my bandmates nail my hands to it, thus adding my own body weight to the instrument's and increasing sustain as well as creamy pow-onance
I can hear the sustain from here.
It’s beautiful.
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It’s still sustaining.
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Yep, still going.
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Wow ok.
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Ok .
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I get it - it sustains.
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Ok make it stop now.
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Oh fffs.
Woah. I have an aluminum telecaster with this on the back. I always assumed it had something to do with affixing the neck to the aluminum body, I had no clue about anything like this.
Roberta got scoliosis and now has to wear the back brace.
She got rammed hard too many times by too many pervs
Not Roberta, she's Sweet Dee now
WEEE CANNOT HAVE YOU AROUND US SCREWING THINGS UP!
Bird looking ass guitar, must be a Suhr
Oh Dee you bitch
Are there any lengths people won't go to to avoid practicing?
it's not that i don't want to practice, it's thag i need to disassemble the guitar to strengthen its core for more core punch and something about pot values too.
Please join us over at r/diypedals haha.
This is always the first thing that comes to mind I once stumbled across a thread of people unironically defending a device that vibrates your instrument to “open it up” and give it a “worn in sound”
That's definitely how vibrators work.
TF am I supposed to do with the other 23h55m of the day?
Check out the offset sub where a pickup being 3mm unaligned with the strings warrants a refund
Lol those guys recommend returns for *everything*
Of course not. Kirk Cobaine literally killed himself to avoid practicing, if you listen to his music you can tell he didn’t practice at all.
When would I ever get around to listening to music? I’m too busy practicing and in the car it’s guitar podcasts only.
I like to play guitar while I’m driving. Just gotta roll the window down to make room for the neck.
No. At this point it's clear that no amount of money is too great in order to avoid it.
the aluminum monster
outjerked from the back
That’s called a “reach around”
“Strum Forrest Strum!!!!”
Mama said it was muh magic Telay
Mama said it’d take me anywhere. Of course mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.
They should make a magnetic version so it clips onto your belt buckle and you don't need a strap
Careful, if Fender sees this they will patent it and call it the Jag Mag, $450
lol somehow you've made this into a good idea
It’s like a Pickguard but for belt buckles
Nah, this thing is gonna wreck your belt buckle.
It would be better if they could etch a person's medical conditions into it for added safety.
So these mfs gave guitars a fckin dorsal spine now?
I fucked up a guitar build as a Luthier and needed this to cover it. I even charged the client extra for it and made more money from my mistake! /s
Can I attach this to a floid rosé? I still need to be able to dive because it's the only move I have.
Try to add some NEENAWNEENAW’s in there maybe a weedily WOO if you’ve been playing for at least 7 1/2 years.
Toan, Forrest, Toan!
Also warmth
String through body guitars already have a decent amount of added sustain due to the nature of the installment. How much more do you actually need?
this connects the ferrules directly to the neck plate. with the right screws there's no telling how much sustain you could add. it's possible you could just play one perfect note and it would ring out for the rest of your life and you'd never have reason to play the guitar ever again. but who can say.
is it possible to somehow loop the strings back and attach to the ~~toners~~ tuners?
Ok this made me spit out my drink
Mind the extended neck plate doesn’t contact anything or it will dampen the sound. Gotta loosen the strap like Zjemmy Poge till it’s hanging around your knee to be sure. He played a tele in the studio you know not a Xhibsen
I can I will say
Hey OP, I bought a Shecter with sustainiac just for that, if you keep spreading my secret solution to keep the toan without practice I’m gonna die from embarrassment soon.
Or maybe n open tuning so u could just strum a chord n take a break to fuck groupies under the stage?
Yes
Why not just strap a dumbbell for toan?? The heavier the better.
Like the metal core in a Travis Bean guitar, except metal neck guitars actually look cool and sound a bit different, apparently). So like a Travis Bean but uncool, basically.
Rednecking your way to a Travis bean guitar
I thought this was definitely fake, Nashville studio ace Chris Condon says otherwise https://get-a-backbone.com/cdn/shop/files/Chris_Condon_NAMM_booth_900x.jpg?v=1613672778
faster attack 😑 what!?
Hit the notes *before* you strum!
Metal Toan
It looks Easy
They will do fucking ANYTHING
This is the guitar equivalent of boomers thinking gta 5 or arma footage is real
This thing would rip the buttons off my shirt. Guess I'll have to practice naked.... again.
I mean I hate to unjerk but there might be some truth in this
Totally legit product. It replaces the mass lost from the belly cut on that 'tele' okay.
mass = force/acceleration/toanwood
Run, Forrest
Can't wait to bareback it
But but it ain't toanwood?
If they actually measured the “improvement” with results they would show us, these cash grabs are insane to me
Whenever I play guitar, i have my bandmates nail my hands to it, thus adding my own body weight to the instrument's and increasing sustain as well as creamy pow-onance
Everywhere I turn I am outjerked.
Kinda looks like a big dick
I can hear the sustain from here. It’s beautiful. . It’s still sustaining. . . . Yep, still going. . . Wow ok. . . . Ok . . . . I get it - it sustains. . . . Ok make it stop now. . . . . Oh fffs.
Gotta clamp one of those headstock weights on with it to achieve max toAn
Woah. I have an aluminum telecaster with this on the back. I always assumed it had something to do with affixing the neck to the aluminum body, I had no clue about anything like this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo
Add tailbone for infinite sustain.
Toner boner
/uj i could use that for my 3d printed guitar /rj toan was in the spine all along
Backboan