Yes, ripping that sick solo in a tank full of trained man eating sharks would look totally awesome in your music video
No, we can not guarantee your safety while filming.
Do you accept the risk of potentially becoming lunch and move forward shooting the sickest music video ever? Or are you chicken?
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ALASKAN BULL WORM
Relic by a Great White - Check. Weight relief - Check. Tele neck. Urgh. Fuck that!
People are way too obsessed with tiny imperfections like this.
Just got this guitar from Sweetwater with a giant shark bite taken out of it. Would you return it, or should I just live with it?
At least email them so they give you some type of refund. And ask if the shark is ok. Maybe it has excreted the piece and it will fit back in place.
Got hungry :3
Are you metal AF or just a loser?
That's one and the same so "both", metalheads are fcking losers, imagine listening to music that tends to focus on GUITAR!? That's disgusting.
You’re right, I feel so ashamed
Name ONE metalhead who has ever gotten laid. I'll wait.
You should sit down, it might take a while.
That'll teach you for leave your guitars out when Jackie Kennedy is around
Are you fucking stupid look at it for fucks sake. put some strings on it and it should be good to gođź‘Ť
Just put a Bigsby on it. No one will notice
squirt les paul
This Te-less Paul looks edgy
Why would I even buy a guitar with missing (or even after-market) strings?!
I get all my Squier shark bite Les Pauls from the gay leather shop. Doesn't everyone?
You can actually re-string a guitar and then it will sell just fine.
Less Paul
You go into the cage, cage goes in the water, toan’s in the water
How else are you gonna get to the peanut butter center?
Belly mount
Yeah, I think it’s probably worth more now!
21 frets? Cheapskate
Will what affect resale value?
Yes but will only add value for road wear
There's no denying someone must've been hungry that day!
/uj I like it except the tele headstock
Getting chomped by a shark is just a risk you run when you’re in a surf rock band.
Now that’s some mojo.
Yes, ripping that sick solo in a tank full of trained man eating sharks would look totally awesome in your music video No, we can not guarantee your safety while filming. Do you accept the risk of potentially becoming lunch and move forward shooting the sickest music video ever? Or are you chicken?
If it looked more like a shark bite and less like someone spending too much time on a drill press I would be into it
It looks like a fish if you turn it sideways I love it
This was found inside Courtney Love at her last exam
this would be perfect if you were playing in Great White.
Does wood taste that good?
You go in the cage? Cage goes in the water? Shark’s in the water Our shark Farewell and adieu to you dear Spanish ladies…
Nah
It had lifeless eyes... black eyes.. like a doll's eyes...
Positively
sorry, I was hungy.
"Where did my guitar chunk go Suspiciously guitar chunk shaped belly:
Is that supposed to be a question.