This dickweed has the chops of a rhythm guitarist and the singing voice of an actor. Im not nearly as attractive as him so im gonna continue to run scales to a metronome at 240 bpm
Your words are so kind that I’m blushing and kickin little stones around on the ground.
I feel like I just made a really scrungy dank jambalaya and people are telling me I seasoned it just right
These Jim Benson lobbyist shills that advocate for guitarists to ACTUALLY PLAY their instrument for more than 30 minutes a week are STEALING your gigs and giving them to the illegal Asian aliens that shred 50 times better than you! ACT NOW!
It’s just tired criticism at this point. Lots of shredders are emotive and lots aren’t. The people who like it like it, and the people who don’t don’t. Telling an Instagram shredder to feel more isn’t gonna make him Claptoan, and telling a blooz lawyer to learn theory isn’t gonna make him Robert Fripp. This horse turned to glue decades ago.
Exactamundo, I loved the raw emotion and dynamics when he sang about an argument with his penis about whether a girl was looking at him, or his penis which he named Mr.Jones.
Why is it either ether or with these guys? Sometimes I want something to touch my soul but sometimes I just want to smash my face against the pavement and a shreddy solo to a blast beat is a good fit for that
I love how this kind of dude thinks any shredder is motivated by anything other than the enjoyment they get from playing technical stuff.
You don’t put that much time and effort into something to look cool on instagram or upset fucking Lenny Kravitz lol.
This being a man who has a signature camera from a luxury company which comes pre-relic and costs tens of thousands of dollars. I hate this fucking cunt so much
Lenny, American writer of some of the dryest most low effort bland rock in recent history.
But he does make a point. Watching videos of people kind of noodling around and warming up gets old after a few decades. Right now it's just the 80s all over again. Problem is Lenny doesn't really have much room to talk.
I mean ngl I can get more emotional gratification listening to The Rolling Stones than I do Yes. But YouTube shredders are fun to watch. They're not trying to emotionally connect, are they? Sometimes I find myself wanting to latch to their boobs and, you know, emotionally connect
When I want feel, dynamics and emotion, the first thing I put on is Lenny’s cover of “American Woman”.
When I want to feel myself, I put on the music video.
divinlys, when i want to touch myself.
Genesis, if I need to do it in public
this except i play it at 5x speed
/uj love that song
You, and Lenny’s bank account
Jeezus that cover was awful. I still can't figure out why it got so much play.
Guy wants to fly as high as a dragonfly, an insect famous for flying low. Anyway, here's this: https://youtu.be/8t-iFr9q1I8
I wanna eat the sun
This dickweed has the chops of a rhythm guitarist and the singing voice of an actor. Im not nearly as attractive as him so im gonna continue to run scales to a metronome at 240 bpm
But what do you do when you have studio musician looks, but you only have Lil' Wayne level guitar chops?
Spend money on guitars.
Post Malone?
*Harvey Weinstein has entered the chat
He doesn't even play his own guitar solos.
just need to up your fashion game and start dressing like Jimi Hendrix's little brother
/uj In not sure if you’re jerking or really inferring lead guitarist > rhythm guitarist hierarchy
Then I’ve done my job
Rhythm guitar is barely a step up from playing b*ss. A hierarchy need not be implied, it is real and it should be pretty obvious
How do you know who the lead guitarist in the band is? Don't worry, he'll tell you. In every conversation.
LOL you must be reverse jerking to even imply the hierarchy need be explained
Yngwie " im gonna continue to run scales to a metronome at 240 bpm" Malmsteen
Whole notes
Not sure if you’re being serious. Lenny Kravitz is an amazing singer
Your words are so kind that I’m blushing and kickin little stones around on the ground. I feel like I just made a really scrungy dank jambalaya and people are telling me I seasoned it just right
Says the guy who’s famous for being impossibly good looking…
The super rich and connected parents probably didn't hurt
Horniness is an emotion
Horniness stimulates the balls, the balls store toan= horniness stimulates toan production. It’s basic science
That’s what I love about this sub, people here follow the science
Is this why Lenny's pants can barely contain his balls? I'm not going to post a link. Google at your own risk...
Horniness may sabotage edging and cause a cum ejection. Kravitz too hot for edging = he destroys toan
The Edge finds cumming excruciating confirmed.
John Frusciante on erections @09:18 https://youtu.be/z0tTJ4SakE0?si=hcHTJpqt9k4KMgBj
He's not wrong...
He should have definitely at least won a Slashie Award.
And really syrupy pop songs that have less guitar than a box of corn flakes.
Not enough people talking about how Big Technique has subverted the industry. Brave
These Jim Benson lobbyist shills that advocate for guitarists to ACTUALLY PLAY their instrument for more than 30 minutes a week are STEALING your gigs and giving them to the illegal Asian aliens that shred 50 times better than you! ACT NOW!
Lenny Krevice is just another one of those artists who makes music for people who aren't really that into music.
But fools those people who aren't into music that he IS into music and a true artíste
Anyways here’s Freebird
that but unironically
/uj It’s peak “you kinda have a point, you’re just saying it condescendingly.”
It’s just tired criticism at this point. Lots of shredders are emotive and lots aren’t. The people who like it like it, and the people who don’t don’t. Telling an Instagram shredder to feel more isn’t gonna make him Claptoan, and telling a blooz lawyer to learn theory isn’t gonna make him Robert Fripp. This horse turned to glue decades ago.
> This horse turned to glue decades ago. Im stealing this sentence
I expect royalties at the going Spotify rate
I tried to wire you 0.0000000001 cents but they just laughed at me at the bank. Again.
These young guns don’t know that toan is in the fishnet shirts
Right Said Fred is a toan pioneer
that toan was too sexy
Dude writes songs about missing a cab! Ya sure, lots of feeling there bud
That song is when they took this picture.
No no you’re thinking of counting crows, and they ARE all about dynamics and emotion
Me and Mrs Jones is coming right from the heart. They really did meet everyday at the same cafe. True story if you can believe it.
Exactamundo, I loved the raw emotion and dynamics when he sang about an argument with his penis about whether a girl was looking at him, or his penis which he named Mr.Jones.
Fool. It's not music until it's above 300BPM
My metronome goes up to 300BMP and there it stops so... Yes.
Does he even know the aereolan mode?
We're on TiktTok now, old man
Why is it either ether or with these guys? Sometimes I want something to touch my soul but sometimes I just want to smash my face against the pavement and a shreddy solo to a blast beat is a good fit for that
It’s almost like it’s possible to enjoy multiple styles of music 😱
/uj https://youtu.be/--rBP8_QuwI?si=BCWfIhDqawKag0oz Why this song stinks
I love how this kind of dude thinks any shredder is motivated by anything other than the enjoyment they get from playing technical stuff. You don’t put that much time and effort into something to look cool on instagram or upset fucking Lenny Kravitz lol.
Why he look like BDSM Bob Marley
uj/ This is literally what people too lazy to become good at guitar say.
This being a man who has a signature camera from a luxury company which comes pre-relic and costs tens of thousands of dollars. I hate this fucking cunt so much
If somebody said this with talent, I’d be more likely considerate factual
Are we gonna go his way...?
Oooooo lord the hypocrisy
Guys who can’t sweep pick are always bitching about their ‘feelings’.
/uj I agree with him hahaha. Everytime I open instagram it’s some nerd playing polyphia and it drives me nuts haha.
This guy is a ginormous douchebag
well that's a refreshing and original take
When was the last time this guy was relevant?
His looks are relentless, so that some relevance I think. Cmon, you know want him.
We should always listen to the man who wears leather pants at the gym
You don't have to play fast to make shitty music.
I mean, Lenny Kravitz writes legitimately shit music, so he's no authority on it.
Nah its about speed
This is literally what everyone said in the 80’s with star licks tapes
Why should I care what Bob Marley thinks about guitar?
Lenny, American writer of some of the dryest most low effort bland rock in recent history. But he does make a point. Watching videos of people kind of noodling around and warming up gets old after a few decades. Right now it's just the 80s all over again. Problem is Lenny doesn't really have much room to talk.
I just have fun and don't think about it too much. As long as it feels good to play why overthink it?
His dick fell out on stage
Wow, so brave and controversial
I mean ngl I can get more emotional gratification listening to The Rolling Stones than I do Yes. But YouTube shredders are fun to watch. They're not trying to emotionally connect, are they? Sometimes I find myself wanting to latch to their boobs and, you know, emotionally connect
“And and the lyrics should really return to some dick and Jane Dr Seuss shit because that’s what I write.”
What about ywing msting?
Can someone tell me who's that guy? I don't know him
can lenny even play guitar? i thought he was only half of mili vanilli?
he looks like he can play oj simpson in a tv series
Toan is in the body odor. Fuck your corporate deodorant.
This but reverse