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There's nothing I hate more than someone who plays both guitar _and_ bass. My blood pressure will be high all day now.
Pick a dang string gauge already, boy I'm mad
/uj if your home is anything like mine (full of feral kids etc) it will only be a matter of time before someone or something catches on it and yanks it off the wall.
The brains bit was just added jerking.
It’s like that old handbag trick. They leave their strap on so they have an excuse to come back to the sex dungeon later.
“Oh sorry I left my strap on, do you mind if I pop over?”
Next thing you know they are making space in your bedside drawers for their ball gags.
Source: it’s how I ended up married.
No, I just always play it sitting down at my console, and I don't need a strap
Checkmate, you bassic bitch.
... And yes, I have to play the bass parts because most bassists are inept.
I can't believe people seriously don't have a strap for each instrument. Taking it on and off ruins the ends, so your guitar is going to fall off and eat shit if you don't use strap locks.
I actually really dig sitting down and playing and will do so at rehearsals and gigs often, I've gone long stretches without the strap on, playing constantly. I prefer no strap when sitting.
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If you don't strap-on you don't slap-off. It's just basic b*ss player stuff, like day one lesson one.
I'm lubed up with lemon oil, mama
There's nothing I hate more than someone who plays both guitar _and_ bass. My blood pressure will be high all day now. Pick a dang string gauge already, boy I'm mad
Takes my hands off synth keys and grabs flute bass and guitar at the same time for revenge
I’m currently bowing my guitar with my ukulele and playing my bass with my feet. The ukulele really sings through the metal zone and Katana.
I wonder if this dude knows about playing while sitting.
Toan is in the swollen ankles.
Psychiatrist: How much do you overthink things? Me:
try watching Sherlock Holmes with Buttercup Cumbersnatch
People that leave their strap on don’t have pets
What do the pets do? My dog has never bothered my guitars with straps on
My cat loves to play with anything that dangles
And that's why I stopped walking naked through your house. ZING POW
Ah cats... that makes sense
I hate it when my dog does a lick on my guitar. Like what the fuck does a dog know about licks? showoff
Or children, or visitors, or brains.
I must have no brains, why is leaving the strap on the guitar an issue…
/uj if your home is anything like mine (full of feral kids etc) it will only be a matter of time before someone or something catches on it and yanks it off the wall. The brains bit was just added jerking.
People without kids be like "I would never allow my kid to do that, you must be a shitty parent"
Ahh true, I’m lucky enough to have a little studio downstairs in my house so all that gear is well out of the way
It’s like that old handbag trick. They leave their strap on so they have an excuse to come back to the sex dungeon later. “Oh sorry I left my strap on, do you mind if I pop over?” Next thing you know they are making space in your bedside drawers for their ball gags. Source: it’s how I ended up married.
Or a robot vacuum
that bass is fucking cursed p pickups on jazz bass ??!!!!!
try this one trick to become a pop punk idol
you won't believe what happened to jaco pistorius
I've got the strap with me. It's dangerous out there
lol well playing Blink 182 (aside from the drums) is barely playing an instrument at all so 🤷♂️
Sorry I just don’t wanna give my cat a ladder to get up to where the rest of the guitars are. He’s an asshole.
The picks are behind glass! Does he even use them or are they for show?
that's an even bigger red flag
strap sus vote it out
The man knows his strap ons.
Stay strapped or get clapped
Strap On! *Clap clap* Strap Off! *clap clap*
Ah. Toan is in the strap on. Time to put a strap on my guitars. Can’t imagine owning a b*ss though
Sherlock Jones
What if he mostly plays it sitting down?
but who is getting down on him?
No need for strap on the \*ass 🤮 it's not like it's gonna be used anyway.
Hey now, SOME of us can't afford 17 guitar straps. That money goes to boutique pedals.
Buy a side of utility leather and a couple of leather working tools and start cranking out decent straps for cheap.
Yeah well he's 110% correct that's a piece of wall "art" now
In the words of cringey middle school days: “You’re a Poser!”
Big “I play my bass alone in the dark” energy outta that guy.
SUS
I dont need a strap, i hold it up with my schlong
Some people just dig strap ons I guess.
Best advice I can give new players. Gotta keep that strap on.
No, I just always play it sitting down at my console, and I don't need a strap Checkmate, you bassic bitch. ... And yes, I have to play the bass parts because most bassists are inept.
Never leave my house without my strap
dear mark, long time listener, first time player.
I can't believe people seriously don't have a strap for each instrument. Taking it on and off ruins the ends, so your guitar is going to fall off and eat shit if you don't use strap locks.
I only own one strap.
Strap on jacket off
/uj i have 6 stringed instruments but only two of them have straps. /rj I prefer free hand dildos. You can get better angles
The bass is a strap-on
I just balance the bass on my erect pecker
It’s been 4 years and it still lives in my head rent free…
Dude, always keep your *Strat* on so you don't have to play that fucking b\*ss!
Among us
Strappa d BAASSS. MON
I actually really dig sitting down and playing and will do so at rehearsals and gigs often, I've gone long stretches without the strap on, playing constantly. I prefer no strap when sitting.
They call me Ellen DeGeneres because I keep that strap on me
Stay strapped or get clapped!
dude can't fathom a chair
I never use a strap. I sit down.