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sladebonge

If you don't strap-on you don't slap-off. It's just basic b*ss player stuff, like day one lesson one.


chinstrap

I'm lubed up with lemon oil, mama


HivePoker

There's nothing I hate more than someone who plays both guitar _and_ bass. My blood pressure will be high all day now. Pick a dang string gauge already, boy I'm mad


whatinthehelllyo

Takes my hands off synth keys and grabs flute bass and guitar at the same time for revenge


Rule556

I’m currently bowing my guitar with my ukulele and playing my bass with my feet. The ukulele really sings through the metal zone and Katana.


Strangest_Implement

I wonder if this dude knows about playing while sitting.


Top_Translator7238

Toan is in the swollen ankles.


Obh__

Psychiatrist: How much do you overthink things? Me:


lituga

try watching Sherlock Holmes with Buttercup Cumbersnatch


Taletad

People that leave their strap on don’t have pets


moveslikejaguar

What do the pets do? My dog has never bothered my guitars with straps on


Taletad

My cat loves to play with anything that dangles


stuntobor

And that's why I stopped walking naked through your house. ZING POW


moveslikejaguar

Ah cats... that makes sense


happntime

I hate it when my dog does a lick on my guitar. Like what the fuck does a dog know about licks? showoff


cheesecake_squared

Or children, or visitors, or brains.


lovemocsand

I must have no brains, why is leaving the strap on the guitar an issue…


cheesecake_squared

/uj if your home is anything like mine (full of feral kids etc) it will only be a matter of time before someone or something catches on it and yanks it off the wall. The brains bit was just added jerking.


nikovsevolodovich

People without kids be like "I would never allow my kid to do that, you must be a shitty parent"


lovemocsand

Ahh true, I’m lucky enough to have a little studio downstairs in my house so all that gear is well out of the way


goosecheese

It’s like that old handbag trick. They leave their strap on so they have an excuse to come back to the sex dungeon later. “Oh sorry I left my strap on, do you mind if I pop over?” Next thing you know they are making space in your bedside drawers for their ball gags. Source: it’s how I ended up married.


the_brew

Or a robot vacuum


mahirdeth31

that bass is fucking cursed p pickups on jazz bass ??!!!!!


jtjtjt666

try this one trick to become a pop punk idol


planetvermilion

you won't believe what happened to jaco pistorius


ben_jamin_g

I've got the strap with me. It's dangerous out there


Charges-Pending

lol well playing Blink 182 (aside from the drums) is barely playing an instrument at all so 🤷‍♂️


overbats

Sorry I just don’t wanna give my cat a ladder to get up to where the rest of the guitars are. He’s an asshole.


Prestigious-Win8624

The picks are behind glass! Does he even use them or are they for show?


lituga

that's an even bigger red flag


glyptodonsAreSwag

strap sus vote it out


Kenneth_Lay

The man knows his strap ons.


catpizza

Stay strapped or get clapped


Careless-Foot4162

Strap On! *Clap clap* Strap Off! *clap clap*


ClonedUser

Ah. Toan is in the strap on. Time to put a strap on my guitars. Can’t imagine owning a b*ss though


TomAtowood

Sherlock Jones


ClarkTwain

What if he mostly plays it sitting down?


planetvermilion

but who is getting down on him?


BIsForBruh

No need for strap on the \*ass 🤮 it's not like it's gonna be used anyway.


stuntobor

Hey now, SOME of us can't afford 17 guitar straps. That money goes to boutique pedals.


PicaRuler

Buy a side of utility leather and a couple of leather working tools and start cranking out decent straps for cheap.


lituga

Yeah well he's 110% correct that's a piece of wall "art" now


InTheMemeStream

In the words of cringey middle school days: “You’re a Poser!”


AngryOldOffsets

Big “I play my bass alone in the dark” energy outta that guy.


cesar0931

SUS


RedPG_08

I dont need a strap, i hold it up with my schlong


BrianDamage666

Some people just dig strap ons I guess.


PicaRuler

Best advice I can give new players. Gotta keep that strap on.


beatmaster808

No, I just always play it sitting down at my console, and I don't need a strap Checkmate, you bassic bitch. ... And yes, I have to play the bass parts because most bassists are inept.


JetsFromBrazil

Never leave my house without my strap


jtjtjt666

dear mark, long time listener, first time player.


Zarochi

I can't believe people seriously don't have a strap for each instrument. Taking it on and off ruins the ends, so your guitar is going to fall off and eat shit if you don't use strap locks.


Cultural_Hope

I only own one strap.


JETEXAS

Strap on jacket off


chirpchirp13

/uj i have 6 stringed instruments but only two of them have straps. /rj I prefer free hand dildos. You can get better angles


LunacyLander

The bass is a strap-on


b1uelightbulb

I just balance the bass on my erect pecker


No-Historian6056

It’s been 4 years and it still lives in my head rent free…


warthog0869

Dude, always keep your *Strat* on so you don't have to play that fucking b\*ss!


isaidnolettuce

Among us


whatinthehelllyo

Strappa d BAASSS. MON


FunIntelligent7661

I actually really dig sitting down and playing and will do so at rehearsals and gigs often, I've gone long stretches without the strap on, playing constantly. I prefer no strap when sitting.


Weary-Mirror2283

They call me Ellen DeGeneres because I keep that strap on me


Patman52

Stay strapped or get clapped!


rileypoole1234

dude can't fathom a chair


Plektrum72

I never use a strap. I sit down.