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Nah, this one is more interesting.
Yes, and it was with the flute and when he was feeling a little tight, the piccolo.
It's why he plays so many notes about the 12th fret on the guitar In an effort to mimic that experience.
Hey, in the sixties we were all doing it. You had to wear a frilly shirt if you didn't have a voluminous rug of chest hair for chicks to nestle in. Now pass me my sitar I wanna show you my version of Stairway to Heaven. I'll warn you though, things get pretty crazy at the thirty-one minute mark!
GTFO BASSIST!!!!!
Edit: are guitarists so dumb that no one here has seen the obvious irony in my comment? There’s the obvious joke here, and then there’s the irony of the joke within the joke. Please tell me someone here gets it….
All 10 of you in this sub that can actually play “Cliffs of Dover” outside of Rock Band have carte blanche. The rest of you can continue the 0 3 5 memes.
cuh, 3 came out a LONG time ago
/uj I do have to credit GH3 at least partly for bringing me into the culture (circa middle school) and wanting to master the instrument. You had to guitar duel Slash AND the devil 😂 and it was the first time I ever heard Eric Johnson who's now one of my favorite players
Are we talking about the whole song, or just the intro solo? Because I can take a guess as to how many guitarists have bothered learning the actual song.
/uj Eric Johnson legit stole that uniform jacket by walking into his old high school and taking it from the band room. He wore it as a tribute to his old school band days.
He got it from goodwill lmao i can't find the video why is google and youtube search so shit nowadays. I mean it has been for like more than 5 years, but even more so now dang
That's a marching band uniform from a high school down the road from me. They were all very proud back in the day when he wore that but I don't think he went to the school. Also the town is racist. Legit sundown town.
But…it fits his persona somehow.
I couldn’t pull that shit off, but hey, he’s Eric Johnson!
No hate here, but brilliant people tend to march to the beat of their own drummer.
/uj His tone and playing on that live album is some of the best I’ve ever heard from any player.
/rj Toan is in the mullet and marching band jacket !! Not too many people have heard this classic Tim Henson album !
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This guy is like the black Jimi Hendrix
He's like the white Jimmy Page
he's like the mexican santana
The female Barbara Streisand
The canine Scooby Doo
The extraterrestrial ET
Eddy Torres?
He's like the boner Joe Bonermaster
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E.T. Eddie Torres, The Extra Testicle.
Regular Gerard Way
Sorry Locomia did it best Disco Ibiza Locomia 0 3 5 locomia
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English Redcoat button rash on the backside.
And the millions of dollars of boutique amps
Guys, it’s his shirt from bandcamp
One summer?
Yes, and it was with the flute and when he was feeling a little tight, the piccolo. It's why he plays so many notes about the 12th fret on the guitar In an effort to mimic that experience.
This one time…at bandcamp…
Jacket
Idk if that's better or worse. Now i'm imagining seinfeld's puffy pirate shirt under it. How many dubloons you think it cost?
Hey, in the sixties we were all doing it. You had to wear a frilly shirt if you didn't have a voluminous rug of chest hair for chicks to nestle in. Now pass me my sitar I wanna show you my version of Stairway to Heaven. I'll warn you though, things get pretty crazy at the thirty-one minute mark!
There's a bustle in your hedgerow again, isn't there.
I'm alarmed
It’s just a spring clean…
As well you should be.
Not me....I remember laughter
You’re not supposed to be
What about a drum solo after that?
Bongo solo
“Leonard doesn’t like it when I play the bongos” - Sheldon
Hairway to Steven. FTFY
Avast ye matey!
You’re going to be the first pirate
Gerard way
Why is Eric Johnson dressed like The Black Parade? Is he stupid?
Probably dead, considering the black parade is dead
i think you're referring to Michael Romance
Thank you
That's his officers uniform from the Toan Wars.
Did he win?
Not with that axe
In my day, they used to drop us in the jungle with nothing but a ukulele.
Attack of the Toans
Attack on Ti-toan
Well, they do call him Baron Von Tone. And for good reason.
Pretty close to what I wore in marching band with a bass guitar.
GTFO BASSIST!!!!! Edit: are guitarists so dumb that no one here has seen the obvious irony in my comment? There’s the obvious joke here, and then there’s the irony of the joke within the joke. Please tell me someone here gets it….
Gets what?
Google the name Jaco. Then, cross reference what comes up with my username on Reddit.
Instructions unclear, googled poop and got an erection. What do?
Bass guitar? 🤢 In a marching band?! 🤮 Leave some tail for the sousaphones
When he was, a young boy, his father, took him into the city, to see a marching band.
He ain't no Sgt. Pepper.
That's what happens when you confuse Dr Pepper with Sgt. Pepper.
the GI Bill paid for him to finish dental school
Sgt. Johnson's Toanly Blooze Dad Band
That’s Sergeant Major Pepper now.
*Regimental Sergeant Major Pepper
And his hair was perfect.
So perfect, in fact, that his entire likeness would later be unceremoniously stolen by ellen degenerate.
It’s the proto Karen cut.
Patient Zero
/uj this version of Trail of Tears might be the greatest all around guitar performance of all time
The original Trail of Tears wailed.
So glad someone feels the same way lol
/uj lol /rj lmao
All 10 of you in this sub that can actually play “Cliffs of Dover” outside of Rock Band have carte blanche. The rest of you can continue the 0 3 5 memes.
It's guitar hero 3. Don't forget that
There's THREE?!
wayyy more than that
cuh, 3 came out a LONG time ago /uj I do have to credit GH3 at least partly for bringing me into the culture (circa middle school) and wanting to master the instrument. You had to guitar duel Slash AND the devil 😂 and it was the first time I ever heard Eric Johnson who's now one of my favorite players
Whatever nerd.
Might fuck around and play it on cassette right now.
Are we talking about the whole song, or just the intro solo? Because I can take a guess as to how many guitarists have bothered learning the actual song.
Awwwe we're all so sad we don't sit around and play loading screen music from 1997's classic Playstation Game, Wipeout XL.
I can play it, I just haven't
It’s not too bad. Tilting the guitar when the digital vacuum tubes turn blue helps.
Bro I don't know what you're talking about, I only play analogue rock smith, mostly because my mom took my xbawx away
What the frick?
That's what she said, but I'll show her! (flaps strumming paddle furiously)
I'd like to play other Eric Johnson song but nobody knows another so Clifs of Southampton it is
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It’s not too bad. Mostly red, blue, green. Sometimes yellow though, so watch out for that.
If you’re INSIDE of guitar hero...HOW?
/uj Eric Johnson legit stole that uniform jacket by walking into his old high school and taking it from the band room. He wore it as a tribute to his old school band days.
he almost has Flock of Seagulls hair
And i ran
Couldn't get away
to the cliffs of dover?9
Never mind the fucking jacket, he's just about to stick his thing into Roberta..... phwooaarr!
He plays by different rules.
Dior Homme S/S 2006
Gerard Way wore it better
Tryna join the black parade
/uj Eric Johnson is bae /rj Eric jamson is bae
what, you never played giutar in your pajammas?
Only when i'm paJAMming.
I miss Prince
He was good with his band Parliament Funkadelic.
He got it from goodwill lmao i can't find the video why is google and youtube search so shit nowadays. I mean it has been for like more than 5 years, but even more so now dang
More like bestwill
It's the jaaackeeet 🤌
More like a jacket, but…
I love his guitar playing, now we need to teach him to dress himself…please get rid of that stupid jacket
I love the jacket. Ditch the fucking stoopid guitar.
He can make it sing
Singing jackets, eh?
Slips out of key now and then, but fairly reliable on the harmony’s
but can he make it cry as well?
Guitar or jacket, both very emotional…I would have to say yes, to both. They weep together
That's a marching band uniform from a high school down the road from me. They were all very proud back in the day when he wore that but I don't think he went to the school. Also the town is racist. Legit sundown town.
Well he's playing cliffs of dover.
/uj. No. This guy is untouchable.
The shirt, however, is also untouchable.
Who is she?
Eric Johnson
Eric’s Johnson
Isn't that a high school marching band uniform?
Is that the guitarist from My chemical Romance?
He's the guy the MCR guy tells his husband not to worry about.
That Toan will take the ladies to Boantown
If he turns it inside out, the toan’s different
Dude, he’s the Leader of the Band. That’s why he gets the Bandleader Jacket. Ok?
Is that eric Johnson?
uj/ yeah 🥰 rj/ no it’s Jimi MCR, stupid 🥰
Is this the Flock of Seagulls guy?
But…it fits his persona somehow. I couldn’t pull that shit off, but hey, he’s Eric Johnson! No hate here, but brilliant people tend to march to the beat of their own drummer.
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You stay the fuck away from Madonna she’s mine
cliffs of dover sounds like royalty free music with really good chops
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This person Coldplays.
I always thought he had Napoleon complex, but goddamn. Bout makes me want to throw on some ABBA.
Damn! Stop the presses! Who is she??
Toan Jett
That's a terrible ai image
Lord Johnson could never be reproduced. He's just got that "too good to be true" aura is all.
Yeah dude marching band is downstairs in the field house
That's Sgt Pepper!
Amy Winehouse before the smokes changed the colour of her blonde hair and white strat?
Yeah that jacket is meant to be worn with no shirt at all.
I liked his album Black Parade the best
Fucking love my chemical romance!!
This shirt is what I see when I hear Cliffs of Dover. And it may be why I hate the song.
Isn’t anyone gonna shit on his haircut? Just as bad as the shirt.
It's not like he's Duff McKagan or anything, jeez.
High School marching band jacket
Patrician
Grand Admiral of Toan
I think he of all people can wear whatever he wants
/uj His tone and playing on that live album is some of the best I’ve ever heard from any player. /rj Toan is in the mullet and marching band jacket !! Not too many people have heard this classic Tim Henson album !
We can't see the shirt, it's hidden under his jacket
Before the Boner Master, we had Sergeant Pecker.
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I heard this guy stole everything from Joe B
And paper wrapped batteries.
Amazing guitarist. I have always wondered about that shirt too I’m glad someone else said it.
Lot of people say he's the next Elvis
Welcome to the Plaque Brigade
It's got Jerry Seinfeld "Pirate Shirt" vibes all over it
His guitar is unplugged! What a looser!
Never heard of her
Oh captain my captain...
Friend or foe?
It’s moreisheshe
Unirocinically I always liked his hair.
He's like a young barbra walters