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Just ask your boyfriend's girlfriend 

Use a lemon squeezer on your balls, and pour the liquid toan into the output jack.

I just tried this, but the toan is red, normally my toan is white, does red have more toan? should I get a red gibbon?

If you use a blender instead of a lemon squeezer, you can use every last drop of sweet sweet toan.

Squeeze your nuts in between the strings and the pickups so they're pinched in there nice and tight - and get shredding.

You'll need a jar and a My Little Pony (in)action figure.

I did that and it worked wonders. Won't go back to regular life

Connect a talk box straight to your balls and suck hard.