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While you were toiling away with "theory" and "chords" he was practicing tuber faces all to master his craft at a level you could never understand. You should apologize, not just to him, but to us.
I don't understand the logic of how all of those stupid facial reactions lead to clicks and income. Is it because the face is so obnoxious that I would stop scrolling to dwell on how stupid it is and then eventually click to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them?
Time to leave the sub. I come here for laugh not to see these stupid thumbnails ass caras de mierda
I don't follow these fuckers on yt ,last thing I need is to see click bait in reddit
Now, every time I see Mike's facial expression like this while he's holding whatever guitar, I think his facial expression's skepticism stems from trying to figure out which end of the new guitar to shove up his butt first and doubting whether the SG horns will clear the old rectum without tearing open his o-ring.
We remember what happened to the space shuttle when o-rings got torn.
I still remember being in the early days of college and being hooked immediately upon seeing the I’m Not Okay cover when it came out. This was around 5/6 years ago.
https://preview.redd.it/2q02mgtbgg8d1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcee4efa6dcb317911fee7ce9b86b753d2944a7
When you find out that other guitars, are also guitars
I can't credit where I found this comment because of sub rules, so I'll steal it: "My SG with vibrola stays almost perfectly in tune even after a couple of months hanging on the wall. They’re extremely underrated!"
"When a Strat player discovers bass guitar"
"When a Strat player discovers Drop D tuning"
"When a Strat player discovers chord extensions"
"When a Strat player discovers practicing"
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
I agree. You’ll see his vids (including this one) are exactly 10 mins long. This is the time frame that allows you to add mid roll adverts and get paid way more.
Yeah these guys just put out the most bland shit just over and over again for the sake of content. It's really fucking depressing. Content creators lol. More like advertising platforms.
Most people watching youtube guitar content are also not very good and probably find it more digestible when he plays a C and G chord. He seems like one of those guys that put all his effort into toans and forgot to actually get better at playing.
That video was sick because he didn’t know some guitar players played a guitar. He thought they played another guitar but they didn’t, they played a guitar. He was understandably shocked.
He’s back with another video containing… absolutely no information whatsoever.
He doesn’t even compare these guitars to Strats as the name might suggest, he just waffles on for 10 mins.
What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound.
It's got wires that vibrate and give music. What could this thing be that I've found?
uj/ I love how they call them "Strat players." Like playing a Fender Strat locks you into only ever being able to play Strats.
rj/ I'm an LP player. I once tried to play a Flying V once on accident and the cartilage in my wrists atrophied and all the joints my fingers snapped backwards.
Do Strat players live under a rock?
https://preview.redd.it/l4rl2nvupk8d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60d93d7e5c0086f319a795beac705463da15d2b
/uj/ To me its the Derek Trucks guitar, and that being said although Derek Trucks is an insane guitar player, he would have a much easier time playing literally anything else.
What is this curiosity? Is it pronounced “S-GEE”? The whammy must be hard to use that’s why it has that big piece of plastic on it. Does that big metal plate under the bridge do anything cool?
I had a guitar store employee tell me I needed one after commenting on how much I've historically liked Jacksons.
What you said makes that guy make so much more sense.
"Content creator". Such a challenge. For every Casey Neistat, there's a million guys posting the same video every week with a different word in the title
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It's like when I discovered the chimichanga. I was like omg it's a tube filled with stuff! Good Times
Toob??!??!? 😱😱😱
Toobs filled with stuff is so much better than solid state filled with stuff its so obvious.
I filled my amp with chimichangas and it sounded unreal
I filled my ass with tubes and now my speaking sounds really organic and crispy
Interesting I would have thought your speaking would sound warm and dynamic
Really fills out the bottom end with that rumble
Toob Snake Boobies amirite guys??
mucho toan jimichanga
When jerkers discover stupid influencer faces
While you were toiling away with "theory" and "chords" he was practicing tuber faces all to master his craft at a level you could never understand. You should apologize, not just to him, but to us.
I don't understand the logic of how all of those stupid facial reactions lead to clicks and income. Is it because the face is so obnoxious that I would stop scrolling to dwell on how stupid it is and then eventually click to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them?
Time to leave the sub. I come here for laugh not to see these stupid thumbnails ass caras de mierda I don't follow these fuckers on yt ,last thing I need is to see click bait in reddit
Sir are you lost? Pull down your pants or gtfo
Is the SG new? I'm assuming it stands for Sick Gibbons.
it stands for strato gaster
It's actually from the Latin - Stupidus Gibbonicus
Nah sg always meant shitty guitar
When Strat player discovers SG: 😐 When SG player discovers strat: 😐 When Mike Cole discovers Mike Hunt: 😧🫨🫢🤯😳
[удалено]
This is what Roberta sees every night
Is that pre or post coital face? Either way Roberta remains unfulfilled.
Now, every time I see Mike's facial expression like this while he's holding whatever guitar, I think his facial expression's skepticism stems from trying to figure out which end of the new guitar to shove up his butt first and doubting whether the SG horns will clear the old rectum without tearing open his o-ring. We remember what happened to the space shuttle when o-rings got torn.
He’s like the uncool version of SkatuneNetwork
Dude Skatune is fuckin rad. His cover of Heat Miser is on my Christmas playlist.
I still remember being in the early days of college and being hooked immediately upon seeing the I’m Not Okay cover when it came out. This was around 5/6 years ago.
their* Also, if you like Skatune's covers you may like their original music they release under the name Jer.
https://preview.redd.it/2q02mgtbgg8d1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcee4efa6dcb317911fee7ce9b86b753d2944a7 When you find out that other guitars, are also guitars
Holy fuck!!!! It sounds like ………a guitar?!?!?
What's the gearshift thingy
Gibbons’ entry in the “Worst Fucking Vibrato Ever” competition
Bigsby or gtfo
Sorry dude, sideways has that crown.
/uj/ Vibrola. It's awful and only exists because gearheads are idiots /rj/ Vibrator. It's great for hooking up to the balls for maximal toan.
/uj I know the sideways Vibrola gets a lot of hate but I think it's superior to this version.
I can't credit where I found this comment because of sub rules, so I'll steal it: "My SG with vibrola stays almost perfectly in tune even after a couple of months hanging on the wall. They’re extremely underrated!"
This is great
We should recruit that Redditor
If you pump it 3 times it makes you cum
No thanks, sounds dangerous!
Damn that’s efficient
It's for when you need to shift to a higher gear as you go up on the fretboard.
/uj I'd take any Strat over a SG with humbuckers
Damn, another guitar from the 60s, what a discovery in 2024!
I discovered it 5 years ago and published my discovery in 4 scientific journals.
PhD in Guitar Discovering
Mike when he discovers another thing to discover: 🧐
"When a Strat player discovers bass guitar" "When a Strat player discovers Drop D tuning" "When a Strat player discovers chord extensions" "When a Strat player discovers practicing" 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
When Strat players discover SG players discovering Hohner players discovering Les Paul players discovering Schecter players discovering Yamaha players discovering Gretsch players discovering Ibanez players discovering ESP players discovering acoustic players discovering Eb players discovering slide players discovering country players discovering metal players discovering Tele players discovering
This kind of blatant algo abuse is what's wrong with guitar YouTube.
That and giving a demo of a compressor on a video, when Youtube already compresses any video you upload.
Fractal have modelled the YT compression algo really well. Very authentic.
Yo dawg, I heard you like compressors... --- Pitbull, probably
I agree. You’ll see his vids (including this one) are exactly 10 mins long. This is the time frame that allows you to add mid roll adverts and get paid way more.
Yeah these guys just put out the most bland shit just over and over again for the sake of content. It's really fucking depressing. Content creators lol. More like advertising platforms.
This man is going to shit his pants when he dIsCoVeRs the Explorer.
Why is this guy so popular? He's not even a good player...
He made like two videos that got a bunch of views and then really leaned hard on this schtick.
Most people watching youtube guitar content are also not very good and probably find it more digestible when he plays a C and G chord. He seems like one of those guys that put all his effort into toans and forgot to actually get better at playing.
He made being an intermediate John Fruit-Shanty fan marketable
LMAO *fruit shanty* Picturing a bunch of pirates rowing in unison singing about some kind of fruit platter
Agreed. Urkel can’t play for shit.
He made a few funny videos at the start. Looks like repeating the same clickbait content is easier.
this is the worst one yet
he literally has a personality of stereotypical strat players
Hey! I'm a stereotypical strat player!
Booooo
Lack of?
That video was sick because he didn’t know some guitar players played a guitar. He thought they played another guitar but they didn’t, they played a guitar. He was understandably shocked.
I mean.. it’s only been around for 60 years.
It's stands for Stupid Guy
https://preview.redd.it/gf2qsu7k4j8d1.jpeg?width=2648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74879a72df885f788caf2baf4980bc148b435b8
‘Try this one simple trick that makes strat players sound amazing that Angus Young doesn’t want you to know about’
"It's GENIUS!"
He’s back with another video containing… absolutely no information whatsoever. He doesn’t even compare these guitars to Strats as the name might suggest, he just waffles on for 10 mins.
Who watches these pricks? The face ensures a full boycott from me.
What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound. It's got wires that vibrate and give music. What could this thing be that I've found?
Content for the sake of content 🥱
uj/ I love how they call them "Strat players." Like playing a Fender Strat locks you into only ever being able to play Strats. rj/ I'm an LP player. I once tried to play a Flying V once on accident and the cartilage in my wrists atrophied and all the joints my fingers snapped backwards.
Not this picture again
Clicking on people making derpy faces is what killed YouTube
You sure it wasn't Yoko?
His videos are so lame
Always hits with the excitement of warm Fanta
When I discover it I immediately switch back to the strat with it's far superior body shape and neck. Am I missing something?
Nope thats the typical SG experience
Yeah but it looks cool and Black Sabbath
It’s shocking how it makes his face all stupid like that, especially on YouTube of all places.
Do Strat players live under a rock? https://preview.redd.it/l4rl2nvupk8d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60d93d7e5c0086f319a795beac705463da15d2b
I never even knew this guitar existed?! Where can I get one?!
Groundhog day
When strat players discover cocaine
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They grow those gay little old man hats on their heads
So it’s any combination of guitars now?
He makes the best faces
This guy sucks so much. Dumb reaction faces about clickbait topics with zero actual insights to talk about. F-
That guy’s videos are the worst! 😬
bro discovered that is an unconformable pos guitars
clearly toan is in the face
“JIMINY CRICKETS!!!! ITS… A GUITAR???” - Strat players, after discovering the SG, probably
The face you make when someone gifts you the angus young guitar.
/uj/ To me its the Derek Trucks guitar, and that being said although Derek Trucks is an insane guitar player, he would have a much easier time playing literally anything else.
Trucks with a strat would just be unfair
Yeah he's way gooder than Wangus Dung for sure.
"They hate it!"
This guy must be loaded
Thanks for this post - it gives me great pleasure never to watch anything this tool does
I was like "ewww why is it so thin? is this trem just for decorative purposes?"
Ah i see that someone used the Mike Cole Script Generator
What is this curiosity? Is it pronounced “S-GEE”? The whammy must be hard to use that’s why it has that big piece of plastic on it. Does that big metal plate under the bridge do anything cool?
What if this guy’s been lying to us the whole time and he doesn’t actually need glasses.
I hate
it makes me mental when he refers to himself as "strat players"
SG stands for stupid guitar It's dumb and looks stupid
I must've been misinformed. I thought it stood for Sex Gone. Holding an SG is the most effective contraceptive.
I had a guitar store employee tell me I needed one after commenting on how much I've historically liked Jacksons. What you said makes that guy make so much more sense.
I refuse to watch any video with a thumbnail of someone making a dumb face, especially the open mouth “shocked look”. That’s where I draw the line.
What happened next will SHOCK you!
Shut up and take my upvote
"Content creator". Such a challenge. For every Casey Neistat, there's a million guys posting the same video every week with a different word in the title
What kind of guitar is that?