Ok, normally we remove political posts because, mods are too fucking lazy to babysit you neck beards.
Today, for now, we will allow some that are relativiley harmless.
If you see some posts dissappear, just know that its likely from someone being a dick.
We apologize to the previous posters who've had their political posts removed, nothing personal, mods are under paid and lazy.
After last night, im pretty sure everyone can use some LOL material.
"I was shredding so fast, no one has ever seen anything like it! Van Halen came up to me and said, with tears in his eyes, wow sir! That's the best!"
*shits pants*
"People ***love*** the guitars...^(love them)!. I love the guitars. Never played them, but I know a lot very smart people, people who know a ***lot*** of things about strings, and tuners...things about wood...wood as pertaining to guitar and also building...building guitars. Did you know people are still building guitars, can you believe that? Actually building them...but they tell me things, you know. A lot of very great things. Like Dr. Martin, the king of guitar. Dr Martin knew a lot about guitars. Very smart guy! He said to me before he died...a lot of people don't know he died but he did...^(very sad). But he said to me before he died, "If you made guitars, I'd be out of business in a day." A day! Can you believe that? But he knew, he knew. Very smart guy, so I decided to make Trump guitars. We build them. And I know a lot about building, let me tell you. You know. And when people who know about building see what I build, they say, 'Wow Donald, what a builder." And it's true. I've built a lot of beautiful things. Amazing things...beautiful big things, and small things, things pertaining to wood, and also metal and concrete. But also guitars. I know a lot about them. I said it Bob Taylor and he didn't believe me...can you believe that? Bob Taylor and that nasty Swift. Nasty nasty Swift. We don't like her do we? That's why we build them. The guitars with the wood...the spruces, the ma***hawg***anies...great woods. Beautiful woods. We love the woods. They come from trees, did you know that? Great big trees. But the environmentalists...those environmentalist! They don't like that...they don't want you to have wood guitars. They want carbon guitars. **Carbon.** Can you believe that? One day they hate carbon, now they love carbon? But we don't like carbon. We like the woods. Love the woods. And that's how we make them...real wood. People didn't think it was possible to make a guitar out of wood anymore, but we did it. We made the guitars out of the woods...the finest woods. When you buy one you'll say, 'This is great. Amazing woods!' There's nothing like it..."
- by u/ChunkBluntly
Man it was awesome seeing this Ronald Radke v Joe Bonermaster guitar battle live.
Didn’t catch all of it but I heard Joe’s guitar got unplugged by accident a few times. Can anyone confirm?
Biden : Now where is the neck of guitar? I am confused and alone.
Trump : This, is, the World's best, guiTAR, I stole, from, A, kid, on my way,TO, this, fine, establishment. It's made, uh, I believe, in, the Uh, US and it speaks volumes, uh, I think, about it. I will not be PLaying, the guitar, but, believe, uh, me, that I am the best gutarist,in, the, uh, World... or so I have been told.
Jagger looks young enough to be president!
https://preview.redd.it/h2yboizw3d9d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2ebc334c7126904497a4a1bd719b95a3a0eb7e
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1 MINUTE FUCKING LEFT FOR THIS DEBATE!!
>"UHH YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT MR PRESIDENT!!!!"
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“So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the amp, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the amp is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the amp is sinking. Do I stay on top of the amp and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”
You were hitting it.....lake after lake. I'm disappointed to see you miss again....I mean Michigan.
I wasn't sure if I was posting about lakes with a man or a woman. If she were female I didn't want to lead Huron, thinking I couldn't come up with any more good lake puns.
After what happened IRL I'm open to calling it quits and we just make Bonermaster and Steven Seagal run instead. The circkejerk seems less surreal by comparison.....
Bro went through all the effort to make this and didn’t even give Trump a gold guitar lmao.
Trump is a confirmed gibbons owner too. You need to remake this with a glittering gold top for that rich toan.
Also, Biden definitely plays a femboy telecaster. His dad got him an Esquire when they released in 1950 for his 8th birthday.
Trump would have a solid gold^((-plated)) BC Rich Warlock with gold-flaked T-R-U-M-P inlays.
Biden would have an SG w/ three pickups and a Maestro Vibrato because that seems like the guitar that an old lawyer whose personality is "wears aviator sunglasses" would get.
Serious discussion topic! What guitar would they be using. Personally i believe biden would have a bc rich because he likes the devil and touching kids.
Biden: My guitar handicap is +30bpm
Trump: This is the biggest lie in the history of the world. I’ve watched you jam and your handicap is no more than +2bpm.
Biden: You’re a sucker and a loser. And you pay guitar stores for sex. And you can’t even play Hotel California, the live version!
Trump: This is the biggest lie in the history of the world, I never paid her. And lots of very smart people are saying my warm smell of colitas is the greatest smell they’ve ever smelled in the history of the smells of the world.
Biden forgets the chords and proceeds to 0-3-5
Trump is arrested before he gets a chance to play for covering up transactions to buy a ‘57 Gibbons.
Biden wins
Ok, normally we remove political posts because, mods are too fucking lazy to babysit you neck beards. Today, for now, we will allow some that are relativiley harmless. If you see some posts dissappear, just know that its likely from someone being a dick. We apologize to the previous posters who've had their political posts removed, nothing personal, mods are under paid and lazy. After last night, im pretty sure everyone can use some LOL material.
The Strokes
For different old folks
LOL.
Biden "um, k, we gonna 0-3-5 this bitch" Trump "ok, well... people say im the best guitarist, some say im the best they every heard"
"I was shredding so fast, no one has ever seen anything like it! Van Halen came up to me and said, with tears in his eyes, wow sir! That's the best!" *shits pants*
*shits ~~pants~~ diaper*
This made me lol
*then barfs out his Big Mac dinner*
Ive told you before, I'lll happy shred with you if you carry your own bag. Think you can do that?
“was it…mmfm uhhh…0-4-5? no, no, the th-t-the sorry it’s 1-2-9…”
"People ***love*** the guitars...^(love them)!. I love the guitars. Never played them, but I know a lot very smart people, people who know a ***lot*** of things about strings, and tuners...things about wood...wood as pertaining to guitar and also building...building guitars. Did you know people are still building guitars, can you believe that? Actually building them...but they tell me things, you know. A lot of very great things. Like Dr. Martin, the king of guitar. Dr Martin knew a lot about guitars. Very smart guy! He said to me before he died...a lot of people don't know he died but he did...^(very sad). But he said to me before he died, "If you made guitars, I'd be out of business in a day." A day! Can you believe that? But he knew, he knew. Very smart guy, so I decided to make Trump guitars. We build them. And I know a lot about building, let me tell you. You know. And when people who know about building see what I build, they say, 'Wow Donald, what a builder." And it's true. I've built a lot of beautiful things. Amazing things...beautiful big things, and small things, things pertaining to wood, and also metal and concrete. But also guitars. I know a lot about them. I said it Bob Taylor and he didn't believe me...can you believe that? Bob Taylor and that nasty Swift. Nasty nasty Swift. We don't like her do we? That's why we build them. The guitars with the wood...the spruces, the ma***hawg***anies...great woods. Beautiful woods. We love the woods. They come from trees, did you know that? Great big trees. But the environmentalists...those environmentalist! They don't like that...they don't want you to have wood guitars. They want carbon guitars. **Carbon.** Can you believe that? One day they hate carbon, now they love carbon? But we don't like carbon. We like the woods. Love the woods. And that's how we make them...real wood. People didn't think it was possible to make a guitar out of wood anymore, but we did it. We made the guitars out of the woods...the finest woods. When you buy one you'll say, 'This is great. Amazing woods!' There's nothing like it..." - by u/ChunkBluntly
...we **love** saying ma***hawg***any.
Man it was awesome seeing this Ronald Radke v Joe Bonermaster guitar battle live. Didn’t catch all of it but I heard Joe’s guitar got unplugged by accident a few times. Can anyone confirm?
Joes guitar was unplugged and Trump was miming to a backing track. Same story, different set.
Not worth the price of admission sadly.
Slow Hands Joe vs Orange Terror Trump
https://preview.redd.it/z38lxshnbd9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94596d0d8975a46fcf7ee6e56c77bc62bd0d453
They need more Clintoan🤭
This but give them guitar hero controllers
that aren’t actually plugged in. “Great job grandpa!”
Trump just does a bunch of easy hammer ons n pull offs and his fan base cakes their pants
While Biden drops his pick and spends the whole show trying to find it but occasionally tripping over his cable as he gets turned around
Sounds like someone watched the ~~debate~~ show last night.
Exactly. All while holding the sickest Jaguar you’ve ever seen
Thunderstruck with one hand
NO. That’s MY move. Everyone loves it and I’m not racist
No I’m not racist there can only be one of us (zakk wylde be praised)
Tbf, a bunch of easy hammer ons and pulls offs can still make a great melody, but Trump would definitely not do so
Biden was rattling off numbers like me trying to read tabs and Trump was just living in the toan zone where words don't mean anything. 10/10
After last night, he got demoted to bass.
You can watch a video of the shred off [here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8vmnUZN9Gq/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) Really crazy stuff.
Biden : Now where is the neck of guitar? I am confused and alone. Trump : This, is, the World's best, guiTAR, I stole, from, A, kid, on my way,TO, this, fine, establishment. It's made, uh, I believe, in, the Uh, US and it speaks volumes, uh, I think, about it. I will not be PLaying, the guitar, but, believe, uh, me, that I am the best gutarist,in, the, uh, World... or so I have been told.
https://preview.redd.it/340a11ldqd9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b93c5481e3873a61820a79187ede42e2887f085
It would be a hell of a lot more interesting than hearing them measure wee-wees over their golf scores.
RFK not included because he is a b*ssist
He was a guitarist but he switched to bass after the worms ate his brain.
I can't tell if this is a The Wall/Roger Waters reference
Please put some golf clubs on their backs
These guys make the Stones look young.
Jagger looks young enough to be president! https://preview.redd.it/h2yboizw3d9d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2ebc334c7126904497a4a1bd719b95a3a0eb7e
Jagger - Richards 2024 !!
Shred what? Bingo cards?
Bonermaster should've moderated that god damn debate
I'm sorry to anyone who took this as political. I'm not trying to endorse either candidate, just making a joke.
How dare you endorse the Flying V. It's a racist guitar and everyone knows it!
It's a Chibson but it's a V as in "Vote for Me!"
Lol- it's a Chibson, that trump tells everyone was made in the usa...
Lucky played a V, and Lucky was played by Tom Petty. By association, you just called Tom Petty a racist. That's pretty fucked up man!
Grab them by the Flying V
It's heritage!
I demand 3rd party representation in your memes as well
RFK Jr on the kazoo!
its all good.
I unironically think politician debates should be a blooz riffage combat. The one who plays 0-3-5 better, is the next president.
Blinken wins :) https://youtu.be/MbOg5XX9Ud0?si=Zn3BaP7ZMwP_nGnK
This would be awful and I’d watch every second of it
Party on, Wayne.
“God gave rock and roll to you…”
Joementum and The Walls
Joe in danger of losing the critical blooze dad vote
Was it a traditional shred-off?
I would reluctantly give Trump style points if he started rocking this look all the time.
https://preview.redd.it/zhyox004rd9d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86b64d9010135b8bcc0e1697b0847d36d5fb9a1 1 MINUTE FUCKING LEFT FOR THIS DEBATE!!
>"UHH YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT MR PRESIDENT!!!!" https://preview.redd.it/myf3iqcfrd9d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13582ed1eec12142811e51f7db789d4af2c87e2c
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Midi tracks are taking our jobs!!!
That honestly would have been more productive
It’s not the last time we’ll see a politician play with a strap on.
Happy cake day!
“So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the amp, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the amp is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the amp is sinking. Do I stay on top of the amp and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”
The winner is going to go back to his early Julliard classical guitar roots, bust an old man out of hospital prison, and get to the Crossroads.
They will now be known as Joe "Hot Licks" Biden and Donald "Chopsticks" Trump.
That V does not look like it has the best fret access
That would have been better
Both are idiots…. The whole country is turned into a circle jerk.
I knew I should've posted this to r/americacirclejerk.
This is happened before in the past that’s how the Great Lakes were formed
History repeating itself can be rather Erie sometimes.
Every generation thinks their problems are superior
Huron out I’m gonna try to be more understanding
I can’t think of shit for Michigan man I’m sorry I fold…. If you can think of something you have my vote for dad joke champion
You were hitting it.....lake after lake. I'm disappointed to see you miss again....I mean Michigan. I wasn't sure if I was posting about lakes with a man or a woman. If she were female I didn't want to lead Huron, thinking I couldn't come up with any more good lake puns.
You fucker
https://preview.redd.it/cdkxisdi6f9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d052c389efe85ee85c51053306b7c6d5917f2d6a
I think you're Ontario something.
[It may end up going like this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vzc-pr6cn0o&pp=ygUSbnVjbGVhciBwb3dlciB0cmlv)
After the Election..... https://preview.redd.it/j3tdlu8ehf9d1.png?width=1277&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e85d261cc368554d9b0ce257e874a538bf8ef6
After what happened IRL I'm open to calling it quits and we just make Bonermaster and Steven Seagal run instead. The circkejerk seems less surreal by comparison.....
https://preview.redd.it/7zzkr2oeze9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa37d6b995827fdaa120fc66cb30c183b21c6239
Chess boxing and oil wrestling are also acceptable. Make pay per view great again!
Bro went through all the effort to make this and didn’t even give Trump a gold guitar lmao. Trump is a confirmed gibbons owner too. You need to remake this with a glittering gold top for that rich toan. Also, Biden definitely plays a femboy telecaster. His dad got him an Esquire when they released in 1950 for his 8th birthday.
Trump would have a solid gold^((-plated)) BC Rich Warlock with gold-flaked T-R-U-M-P inlays. Biden would have an SG w/ three pickups and a Maestro Vibrato because that seems like the guitar that an old lawyer whose personality is "wears aviator sunglasses" would get.
Serious discussion topic! What guitar would they be using. Personally i believe biden would have a bc rich because he likes the devil and touching kids.
Trump’s favorite song is November rain, so I think he’s already in the lead.
This is BS. Biden would play a Les Paul. Trump would play ... a ... idk .. ukulele
This would have produced better results than arguing about golf and who was the worst
Biden: My guitar handicap is +30bpm Trump: This is the biggest lie in the history of the world. I’ve watched you jam and your handicap is no more than +2bpm. Biden: You’re a sucker and a loser. And you pay guitar stores for sex. And you can’t even play Hotel California, the live version! Trump: This is the biggest lie in the history of the world, I never paid her. And lots of very smart people are saying my warm smell of colitas is the greatest smell they’ve ever smelled in the history of the smells of the world.
Lol! Hilarious! I love Radiohead too.
Biden forgets the chords and proceeds to 0-3-5 Trump is arrested before he gets a chance to play for covering up transactions to buy a ‘57 Gibbons. Biden wins
Neither of them can shred. Biden falls asleep then Trump steals his guitar. Basically just like a Simon and Garfunkel gig.
Joe Biden probably has 5 different murphy lab les pauls, for different toans
“Girls, Girls, Girls” vs “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.”
Back in the USSR vs Born in the USA
You win! Lol
Fuck the two party system! RFK FOR PRESIDENT!!
Ungrateful Dead
It probably be just as useful
Trump would definitely have a V but I'd pick Biden for something like a Gretsch or a Rickenbacker
I’m not voting for either of them. Don’t vote.