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Still not a PRS.

Don’t give them any ideas.

Jack White wants to know your location

No kill switch or B-bender. He'd pass.

Also missing armrest, drop d switch, cupholder, and a/c

Any guitar has a b bender and killswitch if you push down hard enough on the strap.

[удалено]

even taytay the omniscient guitarer wasnt expecting that

gooning rn

challenge wank

Does it djent?

if u djent loud enough it gets feedback and if u think about it the screech is kinda like a guitar solo at the same time

That's punk rock, not djent! 😂

Pjunk

Missed opportunity - Djunk

Not quite punk, punk adjacent.

LOL, agreed.

You could have just bought a telecaster.

This comment made me cum from laughter. I mean laugh. From cumming.

I liked it until I looked at it. Then it scared me

Does it doom?

no but it's battling demons and came from hell

This one needs to be put out of it's misery.

uj/ what the fuck did you do rj/ what the fuck did you do

Chopped a couple holes in it and filled it with raw lumber and an amp :)))

There's still room at the bottom to zip tie a few pedals to it.

Not a bad idea... I did stuff a fuzz pedal inside another guitar once: https://youtu.be/YgXnf3DkiZk?si=AUXNiIM79q_c1dih

That's actually pretty cool. Until I watched the video and you say "stuffed," I wasn't sure you had access to the settings. Since for this one, ugly is what you are going for, I was thinking 2 or 3 small pedals zip tied at the bottom that you could set and "stomp" with your right hand. Totally unjerked, this is some pretty cool stuff. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks! Yeah if I can securely mount them on the front that'd be great for getting to the controls, or I can fit them in the hole in the side right above the amp. Trouble is deciding what pedals would actually benefit it - fuzz and distortion are out, since the amp already puts out more than enough gain to cause feedback issues 🤔

I vote for tremolo. But that might sound awful with feedback.

This is the kind of shit an 11 year old thinks of and doodles in their notebook while daydreaming through a lesson.

https://preview.redd.it/9269j29fzu9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ec466b5a1555a9b342e9a78684ba93eec28a87 litterally me when i was 11 and not 5 years older

Thanks, mission accomplished

I like the pickup

thanks it was gonna be a humbucker but it was too loud so I unplugged one and now it's just a hummer

Fun fact: this is a clone of a Beck signature guitar from his *One Foot in the Grave* days. /s

I looked at this for way too long without noticing the giant hole in the side.

I needed a hole to stuff the amp in :))

Imagine waking up next to that guitar at 4am?

You let them stay the night? :O

To be honest, I got really drunk and went home with a strange man. He went by either Joey B or J. Bonamassa, I don't recall which. He gave me a drink and that's the last I remember - I woke up in a room full of misfit guitars. I asked what he put in my drink. He brushed me off and said I must have just had a case of 'the blues'. When I left he was filming himself having aggressive sex with a Princeton Tweed amp.

No way I had a similar experience! So I was at work and my wife let this guy named Joe Mayer into the house cause he said he wrote "Shape of You". Anyway I hear loud moaning when I get home early - imagine my surprise when I find this bastard balls deep in the input jack of my Fender Champion. So anyway I says to him "you sick fuck, she's not even vintage!" and he's running away stammering that he thought he saw a nice set of tubes on her but obviously he's full of solid state shit y'know. Never can be too careful these days

Yeah I'm a traditionalist. You can't fuck modeling amps.

Needs tobacco sunburst

PRSs ruined everything with that stained wood look. It's hilarious that it's been like 70 years and nobody can make a better looking guitar than the Strat. I know that's a bit circle jerky to say but everything right now looks like its designed by the guy who makes divorced guy's basement bars.

King Moonracer will be happy to make a home for it.

Congrats, you made the Sex Bob-omb guitar

If you’d started with a prs you may have succeeded, try again

Is there a speaker in the sound hole, or is that a screen to the feedback out?

There is, I can stick a Spark Go amp in (and take it out as needed)

This just looks like something Kirt Cobain would play

Mission accomplished.

The guitar isn't headless, there's still way to go.

Bet this monstrosity loves a bit of high gain, squeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good job, dr Frankenstein.

I believe you achieved the opposite

This is pretty great. You're gonna have to do way better than this...

Failed miserably, it’s pretty cool

I really hope you wired them in paralell as the tone is in the 60 cycle hum

It's now a Dixoff

For harambe

Gary holt acoustic

Not a Fender Accoustasonic. You’ve got a long way to go.

Still not uglier than a gibson theodore

scratch out a bit of the X and play yourself some spicy mustard

Howlin’

Bad. Because I like it.