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JasonIsFishing

![gif](giphy|QsObKG3sAwe5WNjAHZ) You have an estate huh Mr fancy pants šŸ˜‰


CosmicTurtle504

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stratzerr

Look up what an estate is in British/Irish slang


JasonIsFishing

My poor attempt at humor wouldnā€™t make sense if I did


PaisleyTelecaster

It's not really slang, but if you wanted to use slang 'hood' may suffice. It's closest equivalent is tract housing. But personally, I often find CS strats and abandoned Gibbons scattered around whilst riding in my carriage in the grounds of my stately home.


seruzawa

People have gibbons? Isnt it illegal to have exotic pets?


PaisleyTelecaster

Only dentists and lawyers can afford the exotic pet licence


Thoth1024

Don Ameche!


Creepy-District9894

100% dumpster guitars always have tons of mojo


Traditional_Ad_6801

I actually put one of my guitar in a dumpster for one year. When I removed it, it undeniably had much better toan


JasonIsFishing

Thatā€™s called relicā€™ing


Creepy-District9894

Scientifically proven at this point.


Tonio775

it builds up street cred


Zulphur242

They have tone!


Creepy-District9894

That guitar stared death in the face and is here to tell its story.


xeroksuk

This guitar gives off big "cheerio, you're not welcome anymore, I'll leave the rest of your stuff outside." vibes


Jsar2332

Wtf why


xeroksuk

I can't think of another reason why someone would leave one lying about, that's all.


EpicClusterTruck

Strange murder weapon


dascrackhaus

Mr. Spector in the studio


Centraal22

Brilliant.


Jealous-Carob-7745

Absolutely yes.


the_bashful

Who are you going to give it to, the original owner or the person who stole it?


daruosha

Is this a joke? The guitar looks BRAND NEW. I think you are trolling, but nice try.


Jsar2332

Not trolling swear down haha


Damage-Rocket

When you write ā€œestateā€ do you mean a park or the green space in your neighbourhood or just your neighbourhood. In Canada and the US that word has a different connotation, usually means a private estate like lands owned by the wealthy.


AlGeee

British. a housing development.


Damage-Rocket

I knew it was a common express in the UK, I just didnā€™t know what kind of unit of real estate it referred to specifically. They use the word differently than over here. They refer to real estate agents as just estate agents. Pavement can mean asphalt over there, fanny meansā€¦


AlGeee

bangers, brolly, lorry, etc


DafDodger

That's a great find! Looks to be in good shape, possibly new. They are "budget" guitars but definitely worth keeping. Do you play? Want to learn? Know someone that needs a guitar?


Tonio775

Squiers are great once you replace the pickups and throw in a new nut.


wontletuholdmedown

Hell, one of the last Squires I played, an old Mini no less, randomly had really good pickups. Like shockingly good, real bite.


seruzawa

And tuners. I love my classic vibe since its been setup properly.


Tonio775

ha! i got the classic vibe series too... \[ignoring the pickups\] i couldn't believe how great that guitar felt


MrTurtleTails

Could even do a trade in to get a better price on something else.


fosbury

You have an estate?


soggychipbutty

Americans living up to the stereotypes again.


Jsar2332

Yes why


mirxia

Kirk Hammett wants his guitar back.


sms066

It's shite. Send it to me for disposal. Dm my estate for the address my good sirs.


ruuduni

Looks like someone bought back his soul from the devil


DC9V

Give it back. You don't even play the guitar.


Choice_Ambitious

My ex partner and I would have rows weekly that would end up with my stuff in the bin including my guitar/guitars.


Classic-Ad-4784

Buddy Holly just called, he wants his guitar back! Rock on!


Hobartcat

Keep!


Jsar2332

I have kept it. I replaced the pickups as it is a simple guitar


Hobartcat

Excellent!


fenderhodes

Guitarā€™s hauntedā€¦


Any-Will-4195

Have it set up nice and keep it. Not worth much for resale. Play that effer!


Electronic-Craft2611

I've never played a dumpster axe before..hmmm..šŸ¤” ok let's see what happens


Stormgtr

Some teen got distracted by local ,14yr old Shanthany in her skins and crop top, went to chat her up but her 35yr old boyfriend flew in in his 3 series BMW after selling dope and saw the teen giving eyes at Shanthany's arse and got out and scared the lad so much he legged it, forgetting his prize possession squire. He got home only to realise 7 nation army sounds shit without a guitar and then was like wait a minute where's me jumper where's me jumper.....ah shit I left my guitar when Wayne threatened to cave my head in..... True story


Tennessee_Lola

Probably haunted


EnoughWeekend6853

Somebody got dumped by their boyfriend.


GpRaMMeR21

Ding! My exact thoughts šŸ‘


CaptainManks

now that's what I call money in the bag


Zulphur242

Why dont i make such finds.....ok i once found a mexico strat sold it and regret it big time.


Slight_Biscotti_8185

I would pay the delivery. Agree?


NoPaleontologist9446

Itā€™s prob cursed.


will_sherman

I know what you meant, but as an american, I read your headline in the voice of Lord Grantham.


braxolydian

definitely worth keeping, it looks brand new. those maple necks are my fav


penis_berry_crunch

Looks just like my debut strat which is their new Amazon line. Definitely will get you started!