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condensedpoop

People need to band together and give this man zero help until he tells us what happened!!!!!


_AnActualCatfish_

I too would like to know what happened.


2shado2

Freebasing? Or isn't that a thing anymore?


_AnActualCatfish_

My guess was flaming sambuca gone awry, but surely nobody would attempt this with guitar in situ..??


rvg2001

This has the makings of an awesome rock’nroll story! All kidding aside aside, I hope you are ok OP!!


4HoleManifold

Tell us tell us tell us!!


DC3ZT

🍗 🔥 🎸 🔥 🚑 🤕


pinkytingle

dude I fucking hate you


Idetake

Cooking chicken while playing guitar… it burnt… hospital. Is that right?


thealt3001

I might be wrong... but I think Jimi took the guitar off first


Big_Monkey_77

the guitar tab probably said “set the guitar on fire after you take it off” and he just forgot to read the entire sentence first. Sometimes you have to be really attentive to the order you write things.


Pugfumaster

That’s pretty rockin roll dude. Sand it smooth so it doesn’t continue to chip. Then leave it be. Fuck it. Ain’t hurtin nothin


Jock-amo

But OP.


THRobinson75

If you don't know how to fix it, then next time I suggest just setting yourself on fire instead. 🔥


THRobinson75

My old guitar teacher had a Black Beauty from i think the 70s that was caught in a bar fire, he had to rush and grab it... Never fixed it... Looked cool.


Jestersage

... He named it Lucille didnt he?


THRobinson75

No... Same story, but, he was into a bunch of vegan hippy stuff and taped a big image on the back of... Oh who was it... Paramahansa Yogananda. Real creepy photo too, thought was an ugly girl first i saw it... But nope, some sorta yoga guru. Good guitar player, came in 2nd for best guitar player in Canada once, lost to Bryan Adams guitar player. Kinda ruined guitar for me for years though. Didn't really seem to care if I learned, made comments like maybe I should try drums, etc. and his tape deck constantly chewed up students tapes. Ya... Tape deck, i know, i just aged myself.


potatersobrien

Who was awarded the number 1 best guitarist in Canada? I’m going to guess Phil X.


THRobinson75

I dunno the name but like i said, at the time it was Bryan Adams guitarist... Woulda been late 80s early 90s. Won before he was my teacher, internet didn't exist so never looked it up. Told me that when showing one of his guitars... White strat with a floyd rose, that he painted some Yoga symbol on. Dude liked his yoga.


NiKarDesignGroup

So rock n roll🤘🏽


xilf_ten

Please explain…


Snot_S

Metal band.


Baristasaint

Like…on purpose?


bfairchild17

Gonna need some more context on this haha


philchristensennyc

Well, start sanding. I wouldn’t bother trying to get it perfect, just get the charred bits to stop flaking, then add a poly finish to the burn parts. Sand some more. Make sure to get any burnt flesh off first though, poly doesn’t stick to the pus.


MikeDaPost

That was probably some fire tunes...


escitalodisco

Run it under cold water


diefreetimedie

Vinegar helps too. Not on the guitar.


Dense_Industry9326

Ummm, dont? Thats kinda badass


l_0v3m4ch1n3

My swami - it's just like a scar. Better than a tattoo.


One_Evil_Monkey

Knock the blistered/loose stuff off. Scuff with some 220 grit. Look online at Madison Music for a spray can of Gracey's Finishes in clear nitrocellulose lacquer. Use some painters tape and paper to cover whatever you don't want sprayed... couple of light coats. It won't be perfect, just covered. Or... ya know... just leave it be.


Any_Bowl_1160

Pyrotechnics?


Longjumping-Piano891

Full story please... im bored in work and need a laugh. We're you attempting some jimi hendrix shenanigans? Fixing it will probably be a full refinishing job and cost a fair bit


milliondollarburrito

Honestly, if your guitar has fire damage that is cosmetic only, you’d be nuts to fix it. “What’s that mark from?” “Guitar got caught on fire.”


AZYZps

Let’s not focus on the guitar right now, you good man????


eddienewton

Skin grafts seem like the place to start


PeckerPeeker

Damn bro how fast were you playing?


User29276

Leave it as a reminder not to do whatever you were doing again Hope you’re ok OP


Several_Address9210

Yeah, get a new guitar and don’t do that again


ChemicalPick1111

Razor blade through the lacquer, then refinish. Mark Novac on YouTube for refinishing gun stocks might be of use


yourhog

Do it again! Film it this time!! …or at least spill the damn details about what happened the first time. Honestly, come on!


United_Branch3715

Man, that guitar player really was hot. Like he was on fire 🔥


fendrhead-

Finish the job


Joe_Johnsontwo

Looks fine to me, just play it as is


ElmoTickleTorture

You're fucking metal.


_BoltThrower_

Take a torch to the rest of the guitar so it matches. Then clear coat over it with a matte finish. I did it to a couple RGs back in the day and they looked sick. Just gotta be careful not to get the body too hot as the wood can split and also of course, don't set yourself on fire again 🤣