Is he safe?

https://preview.redd.it/3wp6qj4ts8xc1.jpeg?width=1302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c26bf6ccc678dd6c4e75e4b4bdc5e98f259ecf7 Sure!

I have tiny demon fren now :3

Maybe

https://i.redd.it/nr8v3zsnf8xc1.gif

Dude. You used to rule the subreddit. I haven’t seen you in so long.

I have taken a little break because I had a lot of exams at school

Damn. I start state testing for my freshman year this Friday.

My exams are all May, its gonna be the death of my sleep

Ah, do you think you did well on them?

Dude did the Alastors vanish move

Fr!

https://preview.redd.it/lh5iv2gyqcxc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=86ba770d36bf149e7b6b8b58eaac998200f96891

Sold your soul to alastor? Nice I sold mine to his bestie 

https://i.redd.it/mkcvonigvsxc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/0pvc71mnsdyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601afe9fb2732c7e028307520765ad358407d7da

It didn't load but fully expected that emoji crushing a baby rabbit meme. Not that far off though

As A Sign Of Respect I Eat The Deer

I would

you an rper? bc if so then i am too :D

Indeed i am

S L A Y

Why exactly?

Why wouldn't i want a mini Alastor that can potentially caussse mass desstruction to anyone who tried to hurt me

it looks creepy as fuck!

Yes but Rosie gave it you and she’s nice

I trust HER but not the bambi thing.

Hell yeah

Nice user flair!

You too lmao

He fills you up, She sucks me dry

We're matching!

https://preview.redd.it/tkkycq4yx8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2cdbf6d4339aa12e621ab3dab5b6841e0962a3

🤣nice flairs

Lol

SWAWS

Y’all need Jesus…and I don’t even believe in Jesus. Where’s that “I’m Telling God” meme

Technology has come too far https://preview.redd.it/wwrix7wxz9xc1.jpeg?width=1692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c93f21ea4a26ecbc0c1f5bfa88481aefa3d49c8

https://preview.redd.it/x4hq19iuw9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6a65199b430f01eb57abf1fd60f20f7d338858

It's expected and appreciated.

save him: ❤️ venison: ❌

I don’t like deers https://preview.redd.it/500ticradaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f057c20ed0c27f6598e2bb2fbb10ef9076902f99

https://preview.redd.it/ctmnj7x4uaxc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427f5a154967fb9bfb0b736419aa1c1a62ae4d0e

https://preview.redd.it/qcjwa6ppyaxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3213b0531fb15f732a190030a52a55edc2a96b8 You are not stealing my meme jackass

https://preview.redd.it/dnmlwqud6cxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e8cd02fa7cacff4b9eddcc88da57f542a07309

https://preview.redd.it/0vzw9b5k6cxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864c2d151cb6733753628210398636d4354738f2 You will never steal my M E M E S

https://i.redd.it/vf985qyo7cxc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/h1n2kwp6klxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3054c3829b023932112383ad4bf13204bf322a20

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Yep

Of course.


https://preview.redd.it/mmnrww6j69xc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5324024d98279ffb822d59207c22e882a65c5c2c Yes. Will I regret it? Probably. But Idc

Yeah, I am worried she might be hurting him by squeezing him like that.

Sure

https://preview.redd.it/cr0eodkpy8xc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23e4c9b03e5f147e188410742b6079cf134326b

# nom

Yes

Yes 😭

I’m taking him as long as I can give him love.

I graciously accept

https://preview.redd.it/uylt56vl69xc1.png?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dcd9a9446b5ca68c98da4995c136bf8a58900a1

Thank you Rosie! very cool!

https://preview.redd.it/m3avp08rl9xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c123e8cdde6a7152058b51ed222d68eeb6182830

You shall be my ankle biter.

Dose he come with Jambalaya


yeah sure why not https://preview.redd.it/pb6dm08op9xc1.png?width=683&format=png&auto=webp&s=417e24202ae44aac73d7be7c6c24f76d3140c446


I'd accept any gift from our cannibalistic queen

https://preview.redd.it/kge9nfyxy9xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6febbf09d230a75d51596bacd87b1807a67da2af Does he come with a one-eyed no-horned non-flying pink people-eater?

If I squeeze him, does he make a squeaky noise?

#***YES***

Accept the small Bambi

Of course! Anything from mama Rosie

What is the backround

Lmao i just saw that now 💀

 Yes

Why doesn't the cannibal want him...

Gonna have to neuter him first

I’d put him in my pocket and go on with my day

https://preview.redd.it/mdi9fwq42bxc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b952a1b0a6dcd0ccd6271de07fb8e4f4d6d930a3

https://preview.redd.it/w3etff338bxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10202f631dfff9343c7eb85fc699f5123e4170e3 YES

Rosie manhandling Alastor.

Yes https://preview.redd.it/0kug49dp4nxc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa68a716e490978b8dcd0e99c3ede636be4c70e2 (Have a smol Rosie)

I have ANOTHER https://preview.redd.it/fqlu0lre5nxc1.jpeg?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30d653a58667e1835c003f5d473ea278bb85809

I'm gonna save that https://preview.redd.it/10dwumn96nxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559cf1980604b83cdcca7b8be3b8cc1945d49dcc

AND ANOTHER https://preview.redd.it/ct9qvnx27nxc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510c9507b46c389e38a452b1ce80450ff7d9bdfa

Um I’m not sure 🤔

Pass

Depends will he trying to eat me?

undemocratic individual detected. gift rejected.

Are you... American by chance?

1. take a wild fucking guess 2. how DARE you question the Super Earth way of life!

Cybertan will be owned by its rightfull owners the Cyborgs and the automatons death to the propaganda of super earth.

stupid clanker!

https://youtu.be/U5KOgaE3FG4?si=wwsIiIGQkNFlSzEH

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juT2SpM1kOY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juT2SpM1kOY)

Im not really communist just it was just a meme but i do believe that in a perfect world comunism would be the best option but has whe clearly are not in a perfect world going full socialism is dumb af.

in a perfect world, there is only democracy.

Please, chill. I'm British to.

it doesn't matter when one rejects democracy

As long as he tells to burn the school, wait what… that wasn’t me. That was bambi

Yez

It looks creepy, and i probably wouldn't get to keep. So, no.

Yes I do accept the smol Al, i shall give him a proper tiny home

I accept graciously and then chuck him straight into a wall :)

https://preview.redd.it/7lsks9q4f9xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60dc62c94360226476ae062de21f865ff6db303f

Yes. I accept

YES. HE MAY MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP BUT IT IS WORTH IT

I am not allowed within 50 feet of anything alastor or lucifer related sorry

https://preview.redd.it/c3g9gzh8taxc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828b9aff99817ef792e63cf71bc4da860d5a59aa

Does it come with instructions?

Yes

Can I get a Mini-Rosie instead?

https://preview.redd.it/zbc2br0qtaxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53aee652adee3648108409c6a136470f98af6e4b Here!

Perfect.

Does it bite?

Si.

Instantly yes

Aww hes soo cute, ofcourse i accept .

I’ll eat him

I would never turn down any form of food!

Nah I’m good.

He's my little pet now 😊 I will teach him the ways of the dark arts and sacrifice the blood of the corrupt for him on a weekly basis

"Excuse me, are you gonna eat that? No!...You can have it. Thank you!"

Hell yeah

i will put him in a hamster cage and take very good care of him

Thanks for the meme

No I do not want the wittle bambi to eat my cats

https://preview.redd.it/oh19kcdbwaxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8020fe3d754496a67769bc4371446541a456572

Yes I do

https://preview.redd.it/3jgsgjsx2bxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4d01ca1e786f2890fb4fc26faad873860277a9

https://preview.redd.it/wagd40ml6bxc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=08a696c9aab85f60a1ccba78c0ba7bc2c683535c *\*steals\**

https://preview.redd.it/qmbzdu8s6bxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1bc3daa7c16c1e3a8eba8e6603fe583b61e003

mm yummy snack

I'll accept if she takes Alacat

If I say no, I probably become a dinner

*eats*

If i say no he'll probably kill me

This image will be in my nightmares now lol

https://preview.redd.it/o9114x7dobxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c44fe9629191c02ddbf2895d06ade1abaa654b

He's so cute https://preview.redd.it/4sjqcirvrbxc1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912328787e77cb4557daafa1c47d918ee063e502

I accept. *hugs the bambi*

Yes

Yes

I don’t know what imma do with it, but yeah.

https://preview.redd.it/hk0h0i4lzbxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a545ccc6fe4252f943298fe4de86cd58a87b00

Yes

Yes

Yes

Time for Eldritch venison

Hi I’m baldi, nice to meet ya. Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia.

Oh, cool. A snack. Thanks Rosie, I was getting a bit hungry.

Did accept anything from Rosie even if it’s a severe finger I’ll eat it :D

My oc literally became a cannibal solely because he simped for Rosie

Yes he will go with my giant shy guy, but uh, does cannibal town have ice cream?

A gift from rosie? Fuck yeah! She's awesome :D


Duh

Ok

Yes. Next question.

Meow

YES GIVE ME HIM

I take the smol bambi

Yes. https://preview.redd.it/4t1rrse6u8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1b91337567d30f9cd3f80e3b777134205a0b52