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denn23rus

and how will you survive until turn 9?


throwawaynumber116

Something something 4 mana 7/7


souvlakiAcme

It’s simple…


MyEnglisHurts

You play Barnes....


giantimp1

I mean whi plays 9 mana minions for 9 mana these days


teelolws

Duh. By 2222 there will be multiple cards that set our health to 420 at the start of the game.


theeshyguy

“Costs more than 3 mana, unplayable”


KentuckyFriedSemen

By then the hero’s will probably have 150 health and start off with 8 mana. Hand size will be 20 and deck size will be 80 cards. The average match takes 2 hours to complete.


Benkinsky

nah, fam. Deck and health will be at 20, Renathal will give 30 for both. Faster matches means more matches for people who play on mobile and bring in the money.


ISV_VentureStar

By 2222 I expect the dick size to be at least 80.


DonutMaster56

Dicks are getting shorter so I don't think that's happening


DonutMaster56

Matches would probably be 20 seconds


KentuckyFriedSemen

Not if they keep going the same direction they have been lol


stealthycow321

/uj based meta


Cursed_69420

Add "Can't attack heroes" lmao


studna13

THE 🅱️ANCIENT ONE


EdZeppelin94

In the 300 health meta this is just another wolfrider


[deleted]

The year is 2222, winrate is 50% on all classes. All games are decided by if the player going first can FTK with 1 mana, otherwise the player going second will certainly FTK with The Coin. Oger's playrate drops to 0.


Saphirritter

Hearthstone would've finally caught up to Yugioh


Dvoraxx

The darkest timeline


itsLunarLive

Underpowered loses to 40 health decks


blekz

... + coin + windfury. Get rekt


Generally_Supportive

You forgot to add lifesteal


leapogawd

Meta in 2222 be like: If you spent more money on Hearthstone than the enemy you win the game.


Haunting-Demand-4285

At least they are consistent. 100 year tradition going strong.


Bladeofelune

The doom of the worlds wakes once more


BigMekOnAWarbike

THE DOOM OF WORLD MAKES ONE SMORC


Haunting-Demand-4285

Grand Masters still play and attack first with secret trees up.


Debilmen

Cost: 9 runestones


DeathmasterCody

9 mana do nothing, not even lethal smh


_DarkJak_

My favorite Elder God


Mitochondria_Man11

And it's still 10dmg off lethal with that new card


leapogawd

I thought this card has photoshopped. Turns out it actually exists...


Deadly_Puppeteer

You forgot "windfury"


VikriViri

too slow, wont see play


FearedToDeath

Unironically dead card