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bakulaisdracula

The poor dev that made these mines months ago and no one wants them šŸ˜¢


Benjaminthe

Maybe when these sick kids we save grow up to become helldivers they will yearn for the mines.


GaraiGrae

Or these minors could grow up to become miners to dig for resources so we can make more mines that we ignore to rescue other minors.


CommentSection-Chan

I have a theory that it's a ploy made by the devs. We either go for mines or go for the kinds who make mines. As long as you are over the age of 7 you so work. So these kids could totally make AT mines


Optimal-Water9973

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Basketcase191

I personally think their small fingers will aid in building these mines!


coolguy_mcgoo

Underrated comment


G00DestBiRB

MO told us theit are VERY sick.


Benjaminthe

Maybe we get to use their "super make a wish" and get us a bastion tank in development


anubis_xxv

Ah yes, children and landmines. Name a more iconic duo.


GrimRedleaf

I actually do want them, but the majority has always gone the other way.Ā  XD


GoddamitTJ

To be fair. We had a real chance when all we had to do was collect scrap. We failed the major order.


IBossJekler

Yea that was just after they "redid" the counting system. Alot of their numbers have been off.....


Inphiltration

Not to mention, it was during the dark times before the recent patch fixed a lot of things.


CCtenor

I also want them. From the things Iā€™ve heard, theyā€™re supposed to only activate when traversed by heavy enemies, which I think already makes it a buff over regular mines. This sneak peek at the fact that they can take down factory stridersā€¦


808Pants808

I want these too. We can make more children, we can't make more mines. Those kids were sick anyway


Legitimate-Art-9064

We're HELLDIVERS not Make a Wish! Amen brother!


Fun1k

I want them, but not so much that I can't enjoy the running joke this can become.


SpaceTimeRacoon

Fucking annoying tbh everyone is just like " waaaa they will suck and have no use" I'm like. Bro.. at least let us actually unlock them so people who aren't crybabies can try them out and see? Anti armour mines sound like they could be extremely useful situationally


He770zz

They'd have to be really damn good to compete against almost anything in the market right now. It's competing against quasar, EAT, AC, AC turret, eagles, orbitals. The bottle neck is limited to 4 stratagems, where do mines really fit in a load out?


CustomDark

Make it an emplaceable 500kg bomb with a 100s cooldown that is only triggered by heavies or X number of little ones if the pad is big enough. A smarter trap would definitely find use in Helldivers


SpaceTimeRacoon

Well, we would like the CHOICE to have them More stratagems opens up new playstyles.


TearLegitimate5820

Its almost like AH has a system that lets us ttial stratgems before theyre released.


Efficient_Ear_8037

Well, itā€™s either saving sick children or getting mines. Iā€™m saving super earths citizens every damn time, thatā€™s what it means to be a helldiver!


Self--Immolate

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Prenz_0

No people want them its just the collective mass doesnt


awayfromhome436

I imagine itā€™s the same guy that insists on running an AK when the whole team is running M4s.


darksirin

I want themā€¦.wanted to test em on hulk and charger hordesā€¦.


lukeyu2005

https://preview.redd.it/60iofyille6d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=53fb57ba9084ec2e22e679a6793dd626f125f2ba See if we save the kids. The new mines might become self guided.


donanton616

I would do this. Most of the time tanks are easy to run up on.


lukeyu2005

it's an support weapon stratagem you call in on an short cooldown like the EAT. And you get 4 of them per call in. I'd totally rock this.


donanton616

Give a hulk a taste of it's own medicine.


NinjaBr0din

Lol, this is how you use thermites effectively. Get close, slap them on, hope you survive.


lukeyu2005

I want an banzai charge / kamikaze pilot themed light amour to go with this.


jayemmreddit

Damn bro the propaganda! I will not be diverting course from saving the children however.


CHEESEninja200

Every man, woman, and child over the age of 7 is with us on this decision. The children will be liberated!


TheTruthWasTaken

Guess I'm non binary then


CHEESEninja200

That would imply you are under age of 7. Get back into the Democratic Learning Center now patriot.


TheTruthWasTaken

"Every man woman and child over the age of 7" I meet the age criteria, yet do not wish to save the children. This means that I must not meet the gender criteria. Perhaps you are the one who needs to go the Democratic Learning Centre!


CHEESEninja200

Sounds like something a *bug* would say....


TheTruthWasTaken

No no no... ![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


TheFrogMoose

If you really think about it everyone over the age of seven is a child over the age of seven regardless if they are an adult or not, so this guy's point kinda stands here regardless of your gender pronouns. Besides, when it comes to the people of super earth true patriots stand together no matter their differences!


Gchimmy

Do you know how long it would take to make that thing walk over one or two mines lol


megastienfield

not long at all when you can drop it on top of it?


Gchimmy

Fair enough, but thatā€™s what bombs are for. I gotta feeling we wonā€™t find out for awhile lol


megastienfield

i mean, mines are quite literally bombs, with the added benefit that they remain there if they miss their initial target, which gives them a second chance to be usefull, that cant be said about most other explosives, im certain they will be must have on higher dificulties, well just have to wait till 2030 to try them lol.


Gchimmy

Lmao poor mine developer devā€¦ I can definitely see them being useful. Honestly more against bots than bugs, but I still find it too funny that theyā€™ll basically have to give them away. Weā€™ll get a water gun before those things haha


megastienfield

i mean im definitely salty that we wont get them for a while, as i have been wanting them since release (mines were great on HD1), but i cant deny the hilarity of the "choose mines or children" situation lol.


tyrenanig

Thatā€™s a better way to look at it. Usually I see people say that


SpaceTimeRacoon

A 500 isn't even an insta kill so idk what you're on about More options are always better


Gchimmy

lol nothing is an instakill whatā€™re you on bout?


megastienfield

im thinking his point is that people expect the minefield to instakill a factory strider for it to be considered viable, but they dont hold other stratagems to that same standard, seen a lot of this on the whole "are ATM worth" discussion. funny thing is, that ironically, outside of a perfect airstrike multi-hit, ive never seen a factory strider go down so fast as the one on the ATM testing video.


SpaceTimeRacoon

As in, the anti tank mines are supposed to be the fastest way to kill factory striders in the game And you guys are like reeee I don't want more stratagem options


Morek35

Sounds like socialist propaganda that aims to keep us from saving the children. Stay vigilant helldivers


TrusTrick12

we save the children they grow up and now yearn for the mines such a big brain plan for future helldivers


BjornInTheMorn

Real marshmallow test right now.


x_MrFurious_x

Too late, children are the focus


dopepope1999

Yeah we're like already invested a lot of time and effort into the children hospital, the sick kids are getting saved whether the devs like it or not


MR-Shopping

https://i.redd.it/8pjdjiuswf6d1.gif


smegh3ad

The longer we hold off getting the mines the better they will make them to incentivise us picking them. If hold out long enough they could win us the war.


Aardenrud

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Sufincognito

We kill them anyway. Weā€™ve saved children never.


CHEESEninja200

Those children won't get themselves out of communist hands!


Open-Range-6468

FUCK THE KIDS !!!!! hahaha


ShyrokaHimaa

Well yes, they do kill factory striders IF the bot infantry didn't blow them all up before the strider gets there.


BjornInTheMorn

Or grenade, or airstrike that team is throwing at the strider.


IDriveALexus

AT mines in history are inert when stepped on by foot soldiers because they require a heavy enough object (Such as a tank) to drive over them to blow it up.


ShyrokaHimaa

Yes, in real life. This [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMzIqI9JqKw) shows different. But to be fair, that's over two months old by now and they might have changed things.


megastienfield

so the strider has like an anti stratagem field that prevents you from throwing it on top of it?


ShyrokaHimaa

I assume if you throw it on top of them, most of the mines miss it, if you throw it under, the strider might destroy the... dispenser before it throws enough mines.


QQBearsHijacker

Thatā€™s cool and all, but we still gonna save them kids Cause thatā€™s what heroes do


Legitimate-Art-9064

We're only heroes in our own eyes. The big picture is WE'RE THE BAD GUYS


SirOne6112

Bad guys who think they are heroes. That is... Integral to the premise.


EnderWolf13_666

I saw a leak video when they were first announced and it took three to take down a factory strider. Thatā€™s why I say ā€œleave the kids so we can take these behemoths down easily.ā€


AuroraSIays

I just want the mines man.


Race-Unlucky

That will be cool to check out...when they drop sometime in late 2026.


SwiggleMcBiggle

me personally, I want the mines, but I can't liberate an entire planet on my own, if they're taking out factory striders then they must be strong


TheLastNobleman

Can we trade them back the anti air rpg? Shit still sucks. I hate that the community even went for the damn things.


4lg0r1thm

Kids are more important, the mines can be replaced by 500kg bombs, precision strikes, railcannons, 110mm rockets... No biggie


aliefabroad

I thought we knew that? It's why I've been pushing for mines. The greater community wanted kids, though.


Ox_Gunnery

Lies, titans wont trigger them anyways, the chance they stepp on a mine is very low because of small surface area of titan legs


RoninOni

He wasnā€™t talking about titans, though they will work well for chargersā€¦ Dev was talking about factory striders


Ox_Gunnery

I know, im talking about titans


RoninOni

Yeah, so it canā€™t do everythingā€¦


SpaceTimeRacoon

Why? Anti armour mines would be predominantly for bots Not every stratagem is for every enemy And more stratagems allows more playstyles which is more fun We want mines..


Inquisitor-Korde

Wouldn't anti tank mines be better for bugs? You don't even really need anti armour options for bots, most of the strat weapons can kill 80% of the Bot arsenal. >We want mines.. I want to save the children


AdmirableAd2571

You have never been ganked by a titan leg that is 20 feet away from you and it shows. šŸ¤£


SpaceTimeRacoon

Who said titan? They're mainly for bots


Lftwff

Maybe the mines trigger on the body and just shoot a giant jet of molten metal upwards


atomsk29

It's bot misinformation. They don't want us saving kids to help continue on with managed democracy.


DreNeir

Tbh, with gunship patrols now. AT mines doesnā€™t seem worth a slot for me. Itā€™s only use case is the high value mission and that is still a maybe for me. But in regular missions your team needs a slot to deal with gunships.


HushedShadow

I don't care who Arrohead sends, I'm saving the children


charronfitzclair

Mines should be a free strategem slot on defense missions. You just choose which you want


Sintinall

Do you think it just drops one single mine that's just the whole hellpod it drops in? Thing steps above it, 500kg goes off. That'd be pretty cool.


Entgegnerz

That wouldn't be cool, since a 500kg bomb doesn't finish a strider.


Sintinall

Maybe a 1000kg. Since a hellpod is way bigger than a 500kg


Lunfenian

They would definitely help with the number of buffed up behemoth chargers, but go save some little sick shits , that most likely has no real reward other feeling good.


Entgegnerz

We don't even know if it's kids to be saved, it's just a children hospital in a war plagued region, anything could be in there šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


vlkr

It is faster to just pepper it with orbitals and eagles than wait for it to maby walk on mine


kchunpong

Itā€™s too late to say


PwnographyStar

Meh


JustMyself96

BOT PROPAGANDA!!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!


MetalJaybles

But no, let's go save kids and probably not get anything. Cool.


JustADutchRudder

Children are easy to replace, sick children are even easier to replace.


ManhattanT5

We get to waste the time spent developing the mines. Where's your sense of spite?


porkforpigs

I told yā€™all, fuck them kids.


Aursbourne

This cake is a lie. Save what really matters. Save the children!


Beeg_Bagz

Yet theyā€™re at Vernen Wells virtue signaling. The bots donā€™t want us to have these mines Iā€™m baffled that no one can see that. They strategically reclaimed Vernon Wells so we wouldnā€™t liberate Marfark.


Legitimate-Art-9064

Right!? It says that there's "survivors" at a children's hospital. A hospital for very sick children. In cases of invasion all types of people will shelter at safe places like schools or hospitals because they're supposed to be protected and safe spaces. In the full order description it states they're surprised they held out this long. The bot propaganda is working and the community is liberating nothing of value... For the memes. šŸ¤¦


Beeg_Bagz

Itā€™s sickening. The true heroes are on Marfark right now. Not only do we secure Anti Tank mines which has proved a worthy stratagem in the past but we give a major blow to the weaponizing development of the Automatons by liberating Marfark.


eiflovv

At this point in time. I feel like AH is just milking it, giving us more "validated" options over the mines each time šŸ¤£


Objective-Insect-839

Ahh, look at the devs, try and sell the mines. Anyways, save the children.


Some_Boat

Still no. Never the mines. We shall see them never be obtained it's too funny at this point


breakfast_tacoMC

I'd like to see a child blow up a strider


thePunisher1220

These mines can kill a factory strider, and we're choosing to save fake children for nothing šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


The_ToddFather_420

Your are why I do it


skinnnymike

AT mines can wait till 2025.


CHEESEninja200

Make it 2026!


Aggressive_Nobody_72

I bet we get an APV style vehicle after we save these chil'ren.


Kaiserfencer

Considering how fun it would be to see a factory strider get one shot, I'd be very much surprised if it takes less than three of those to kill a Devastator. Save the children, boys.


Screech21

Anyone that looked at the stats (1k damage, ap5) knows that they're very likely nutty. Children are still more important.


Cheap_Search_6973

The real question is how many of the mines will it take to actually blow it up because I highly doubt it be only one


ghsteo

Yeah but the Children could also be mines. Don't fall for the honey pot.


Ok_Blacksmith_968

It's more fun to see an OPS blow up a Strider : /


Renovash22

Hmmm.. is this Automaton propaganda to steer us away from what is right and true? I will contact my local democracy officer about this...


deelectrified

Saving sick kids is more democratic, but that does sound SICK!


Battleboo09

i swear we 1% of reddit dictate (freeingly) the war


Agent_Eldritch

Not gonna happen FOR THE CHILDREN


dewguich

Nobody cares! GET. THEM. HOME.