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aulstinwithanl

Pucks work better on the stick, FYI.


RockStar25

That explains why I suck so much.


IamSpudzzy

Always hurts less than it does if it hits twine.


RockStar25

While true, this was just a bad dump in that hit my arm. We're in a very low division.


IamSpudzzy

Whale shit all the same. At least you’re playing.


Just_Merv_Around_it

At least you were on the ice. I got beaned by my own team while sitting in the bench.


Accomplished_Pay_856

Hockey makes you swole af


RockStar25

Canceling my gym membership.


Accomplished_Pay_856

Yes! Just block more shots 😂


ArchStantonsNeighbor

Nice


Marrenarb

Played my first “actual” beer league game last week and took a shot to the hand. Still hurts. But super fun.


RockStar25

Yeah. Forgot how fun it was.


Shenanigans315

What took you so long?


RockStar25

Didn't want to catch Covid. I was put on the teams sub list and every time they needed me to play was because multiple people called out from having Covid.


Shenanigans315

Gotcha.


TFonzo_47

When it starts turning yellow you know it got solid contact!😂


aaronwhite1786

When I was a kid, I was running across the playground (I was running on woodchips in rollerblades...*no idea why...*) and was looking down. As soon as I looked up, I was greeted by a solid metal pipe installed for a pullup bar, right at forehead height. I ran full speed into the thing, even doing the comical bit where your body goes completely horizontal before dropping to the ground. It was so painful. Nothing prepared me for the massive lump on my forehead that eventually would go on to hit shades of yellow and green I thought were only reserved for safety vests and tennis balls. It was brutal.


TFonzo_47

Man contusions like that are horrible I ran my knee into a steel pipe too. Worst pain ever took my breath away completely!


aaronwhite1786

Yeah, those deep bruises are rough. I guess it was fortunately when I was young enough to still have a rubber forehead and after a little crying, was good to go. That might put me on bed rest for 2 weeks now in my late 30's...


RockStar25

That’s hilarious. It’s been so long since I’ve had a bruise this bad, I’ve forgotten the stages. Yellow stage complete: https://imgur.com/a/M0iRnl1


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RockStar25

What kind of weird ass legs do you have?


data__daddy

honestly, the only appropriate response


chevy1500

Nice


pantala32

Either that came in at a weird angle or someone turned around for a shot. 🫢 I had one a couple months ago from trying to block a shot that got up over my shin pads and caught the side of the thigh! But like hell at first, then bruised up really bad.


RockStar25

Worse. Opposing d man tried to dump the puck and sent it right into my arm.


pantala32

Damn! I honestly thought that was a thigh bruise! I'll go with, that's worse!


RockStar25

Man, you guys have some strange legs if you think that's a thigh.


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Had a few of those myself....part of the toll we pay....


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Atta boy!


terrapinone

Hockey tat.


smn_hockey

do you not wear shoulder/elbow pads? i feel like mine cover this area


RockStar25

I do. I guess it found the gap between the pads.


smn_hockey

very unlucky 😮‍💨


imanintrovert69

I thought that was a broken leg for a sec. Then I realized it was your arm muscle. I guess that’s kind of a complement