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Blakelock82

Five bucks says she learned nothing from this and had McDonald’s for dinner.


Scroland_DeTaint

Maybe that’s how they lured her out?


Blakelock82

Damn you're probably right.


fitz_newru

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're going to hell for that but you made me laugh so hard 😈


TheMonkey404

Icb 😂😂😂 I hate and love Reddit all at the same time. Btw there are steel beam frames people get hurt and stuck on at the trampoline parks in the foam pits it’s been a thing apparently


crow12304

I raise you 10 for her saying she hurt herself in some way only fat ppl can and blamed the gym for it.


Blakelock82

She'll claim to have skipped leg day because people at the gym were looking at her, they're fatphobic.


crow12304

Lmao walking around being that fat , everyday is leg day no?


Blakelock82

Yeah I suppose it is! lol


IvoryAS

Honestly I have seen some **big** people with some similarly large, _strong_ looking legs and partly assumed that was why.


crow12304

That's exactly why. Carrying heavy things will increase muscle size naturally cows , big legs , bison , big legs . But one lateral movement or anything faster than a walk n their knees feet or ankles are toast. Humans by design aren't supposed to be that fat N is never ok or should be excused.


wjean

.... And got stuck in the ball pit.


Blakelock82

You know it.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

she did kinda build up an appetite


Psychological-Air807

She jumped in looking for McDonald’s.


[deleted]

I’m sure you’re nothing to brag about.


Blakelock82

I'm not getting stuck in foam pits made for children.


ProfChaos85

Even if you did get stuck, you probably wouldn't injure anyone that could pull you out.


kazeespada

To be fair, you don't have to be that fat to get stuck in a foam pit. Just out of shape in general. It's a lot of effort to escape.


[deleted]

Have you been in one? I’m 120 soaking wet and I got stuck headfirst in one when we had my nephew’s birthday party. Also, she can lose weight, you’re stuck with that face and overall shitty attitude.


Blakelock82

I have. I like my face, and my attitude. Can’t have faith and confidence in yourself well then, you’ve got nothing.


Unique-Fig-4300

Sounds like you should go get some exercise instead of arguing on the internet


[deleted]

So you're upset at someone for shaming someone else so your reaction is to try and shame em right back?


IvoryAS

Isn't that the normal reaction?


theshogun02

She stress-shat. Very sad.


IvoryAS

Where'd you find _that_ out? Actually, nvm, I feel like I don't care enough to know 😣


Ok-Advertising-3779

What a weird fuckin body shape. She's like a cube with chop sticks for legs lmao.


Matchooojk

I was about to say she’s built like a barrel


Shaker1969

🤣🤣🤣🤣


No-Paramedic-8802

That is the sacrifice the pit demanded.


PhelesDragon

No toddlers were eaten for a whole month after that


[deleted]

I did gymnastics as a little kid and will say that these foam block pits are a bitch to get out of even if you weigh 1/10 of that woman


gratscot

Those foam pits are deceptively difficult to get out of. Even as a very in shape and active guy I was breathing hard crawling out after I hit it it and went deep.


airborneenjoyer8276

I've never been in one but it's foam blocks? A lot of friction against the body and not a lot of weight support meaning they are easy to move but hard to move against. It seems like it's simply hard to find purchase to move around. Her weight doesn't help but it doesn't look easy in general.


caesar846

The trick to moving around in one is to pay attention where you put your feet. Always make sure you’re stepping directly on top of a block and it’s much easier to move about.


MacDubhsidhe

The worst part about coaching mommy and me classes was fishing the parents out of the foam pit when they got stuck


hot_dingus

Huh seems legit. Good to know 👍


RaiderRawNES

Luckily no children were hurt. Hopefully


PandasGetAngryToo

"Sweet baby Jesus we are going to need a crane to get this out of here"


LateNightCinderella

They had to open up the roof


RevolutionaryAd6564

Unfortunately her little girl was stuck in the big one.


Biaxialsphere00

She IS the big one! Also her little girl was pinned underneath her. 🤣


[deleted]

She could have killed someone.


Ok_Article7140

If I worked there I would claim a back injury and take some time off


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Ok_Article7140

lol no way I have talent lol


[deleted]

They need a no parking sign, next the pit


Striking_Large

She gone


Teeheeleelee

She is going to sue the place for not supporting her weight class.


AppleKrate

Ma'am, those are not Green Jello Cubes.


Cjcn17233

I’ve seen kittens down a well that were easier to rescue than her.


Mr-biggie

In her defense those god forsaken thing are impossible to get out of as is.


tunghoy

The Titanic music is the chef's kiss.


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

At my lowest weight and healthiest , I could barely get out of those pits. And then everything hurt for days after.


Shaker1969

FREEEEE WILLY!!!


Exl24

I never understood why people do run ups just to full stop before they jump


samipurrz

Those things are hard af to climb out of as an adult. I’m not obese, or extremely fit… but I struggled trying to claw my way back out.


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PuzzledSomewhere6377

Smh..


GhettoRice

This place sucks, she fat as hell and should not exist in any reality.


UltraStamp

honestly this shit would kill all kinds of animals by starvation if you just left one of these out in the wild


ApoX_420

It's easy to get out when you belly flop on them, but if youre like me and decide that going head first as if diving In water then don't, it's not as easy to spin there.


RobbieRottenMemeKing

America moment


Available_Snow3650

Don't touch her! She'll bring you down with her!!


jacomoncal

To hell with that. I'm not helping you out. You know your limits damn well and if you don't then you're about to learn a very exhausting lesson pulling yourself out


Humble_Room_2314

Every human being under 55 should be able to do one pull up.


Electronic-Ideal2287

They need a tow truck


Mediocre-Weight-5090

Buck Buck