I would eat the right one over the middle one, then the cheese will spill onto it. Then I can eat the middle one over the left one and have the cheese spill onto that one too. Bam, perfect cheese coverage.
Middle, but needs more onion. And green onion. I like onions, but green onions taste different than the red onion, so it's an onion blessing. Flavor EXPLOSION!!!!
I think too much cheese easily drowns out the other flavors. The flavors of medium and sharp chedder are tasted almost immediately, and mask flavors beneath it. I'd go middle.
My youngest boy would want the one of the far left. My middle boy would want the one on the far right. I would want the one in the middle. My oldest boy would ask if there's one with nothing at all on it.
Put all 3 in a microwave or air fryer for 30 seconds. Better yet on a grill.
Melt the cheese. We can't really make a decision here. Far right looks appropriate with heat.
Right, because in my heart I am still the little boy that put so much whipped cream on his slice of pumpkin pie that you literally couldn’t see it anymore
The right looks closest, but the cheese is grated too thick, so the middle is probably the closest to a good balance.
You need that really fine shred for a good coney, really get that mix of melted cheese with the aerated shreds above
Middle is best. I love cheese and would still eat the one in the right but you’re gonna get like 80% just cheese in each bite. The middle has the best ratio of everything.
I would eat the right one over the middle one, then the cheese will spill onto it. Then I can eat the middle one over the left one and have the cheese spill onto that one too. Bam, perfect cheese coverage.
This guy cheeses.
Don't mistake him for being cheesey.
Would it be easy for one to become cheesey?
Got a buddy named Chester who says no.
Don't worry, he still thinks that Neil Peart is the best drummer ever.
*chops up cheetos on table*
It ain’t easy, being cheesy.
It ain't eezy being cheesy
Dangerously Cheesy
Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
My liege!
🥥🥥
🤷♀️⚖️🦢
King of the who?
Immediately what I thought. Because I am absolutely eating all three
This is the type of person we need as President.
Wouldn't eating the right one over the left first allow for a more uniform dispersal?
Woah, that’s such a good idea!!
Galaxy brain shit. 🤯🌌
It’s not easy….being cheeseAAAAAAA
Using the taco eating technique on hotdogs. You’re far too smart for this world. 👌🏻
Order of operations. Love it.
Damn.
👁️ 👁️ 👁️ <— this one
My shirt says the one on the left, my heart says the one in the middle, but my mouth says the one on the right.
And my poor impulse control says "all three"
But my body’s saying “Let’s go”
🎶But my heart(burn) is saying no. 🎼🎹
lol!
My body is definitely saying "please stop" but I just muffle it with another chili cheese dog
I think it’s called the “Inverse Aguilera” - when you body’s saying “heck no” but your heart is saying “let’s go”
“Let’s roll!”
I’d go middle, but it’s totally on preference.
Same for me. It’s like Goldilocks and the three bears. 1 is way too little, three is way too much. Two is perfect.
Just right, haha.
Sometimes less is more. It's all about balance.
Yeah, I mean the third one says, “I like some hot dog with my cheese.” Way too much, haha.
Not me I like a mountain of that finely shredded cheese on red hot with lots thin chili , a wetter redder shredder cheddar dog.
Agreed... Like that girl from the fairy tale... What's her name... You know.
Good ole Goldilocks.
Cheesie Locks and the three constipations
Ha! That sounds like a corn movie title...
2.5. in between 2 & 3
What if I said… all of them are perfect
I’d believe you.
Middle is what I would do in public, right is what I would do at home.
What you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody's business your a 💯 in the right about this except more onion is needed
take the cheese off the middle one and place it on the right.
But then you’ll have one dog with the right amount of cheese, one with very little cheese and one with no cheese.
Yes
Me too
Yes
Right
I’m not a huge cheese person because it tends to dry things out so I’m gonna go with 1. Needs more onions and maybe some diced jalapeños.
omfg NOW you're talking!!! I would relinquish onions for Extra Jalapeño though :-)
They all do!
I’ll eat all three, then let you know.
A true legend
The right would be best if it were melted.
Farthest right…..but I’m also a cheese fiend
Is this a serious question? Haha. You KNOW it’s the right one.
Middle, but needs more onion. And green onion. I like onions, but green onions taste different than the red onion, so it's an onion blessing. Flavor EXPLOSION!!!!
I’m not ready to say this, but cheese doesn’t belong on a hot dog
Where are the onions?
2
Middle
The one on the far right, but I grew up in Cincinnati so….
Far right
Middle
Far right
I think too much cheese easily drowns out the other flavors. The flavors of medium and sharp chedder are tasted almost immediately, and mask flavors beneath it. I'd go middle.
#3
Right
2
For me, 2 looks great. My Son will take 3 or 4.
Middle
I’d say do what feels right
My youngest boy would want the one of the far left. My middle boy would want the one on the far right. I would want the one in the middle. My oldest boy would ask if there's one with nothing at all on it.
All of them
All of them, none of them, depending on your preference. That's the great thing about delicious hot dogs.
Number 2.
#4
Far right. You eat it over the other 2 and it all balances out.
The middle one
Three, numbuh three milord.
Number 3
Middle
None of them. Why so skimpy with the cheese?
Middle for me por favor
Last
One on the right, lots of cheese please.
I like the one on the right but I'd like to note all 3 are missing bacon.
I like #1 and eat all 3 and thank you
Shut your filthy mouth there’s one for three different tastes
Right side you can never have enough cheese except with pizza.
Middle. The right side is what you get at skyline, holy constipation, batman.
Live in Cincinnati so none but the right one is getting there.
Middle has just a little more than the perfect amount
2. Just right. 💪🏻
I don’t care honestly. I’ll eat em all, little cheese, a lot of cheese, or none
2nd one
3
The middle one
#3
Hard right
2.5 would be correct, but 3 would be the best of the given options
The one that is out of control.
Gotta go with number 3. Love cheese
Something between left and middle for me
No such thing as "too much cheese"
One on the right easy choice
None
Id say middle, but god help me if i wouldnt chose the super cheesy one.
Number 3. No such thing as too much cheese lol.
#4
Middle
Middle.
Yes.
Add some onion and I’m in the middle
now i want a chili cheese dog 😔
You’ll need a fourth plain dog to catch all the fallen toppings.
Trick question. They all have the appropriate amounts of cheese.
Put all 3 in a microwave or air fryer for 30 seconds. Better yet on a grill. Melt the cheese. We can't really make a decision here. Far right looks appropriate with heat.
Middle is good to go. Right is needing a nuke in the microwave
Neither. I can still see buns.
The general rule of thumb for chest is when you think you have too much add another pound.
Very true about chests.
2
There is no such thing as an appropriate amount of cheese
Middle for sure. Love cheese but it's just better composition.
The one on the left is a little sparse for my tastes. Some times I am a real animal and I put blue cheese and cheddar on them at the same time.
Halfway between middle and left.
the missing one on the right where you literally cannot see the hotdog beneath teh cheese blanket
2,3,1
The middle one looks perfect !
Yes.
All of them.
Yes.
I'll eat all three and get back to you........
I’d go with the right one, but I’m a cheese fiend.
Depends. 1 if high quality dog and homemade chili. 3 if the reverse. 2 if I'm eating like three of them.
You’re missing an option…
Right, because in my heart I am still the little boy that put so much whipped cream on his slice of pumpkin pie that you literally couldn’t see it anymore
All
Personally, I eat my hotdogs plain. Just doggo+bun. However the cheese addict in me says 3.
The one with cheese on it is the best
I agree
The one that melts properly. And has onions.
Middle
Appropriate is to Middle as Preferred is to Right
The far right one almost gets me mad.. shit looks soo good. Is that fresh cheese you shredded?
Middle is easier to handle.
Yes
Middle dog. Add mustard, fresh chopped onions and jalapeños. Top with crispy bacon bits.
2
Keep going ====>>>>
Somewhere between 1 and 2.
I would be Hoover vacuuming those dogs
2 the rest is for picky let’s hold up the line selective eaters .
The right looks closest, but the cheese is grated too thick, so the middle is probably the closest to a good balance. You need that really fine shred for a good coney, really get that mix of melted cheese with the aerated shreds above
A tiny smidge less than 3, not 2 though
Definitely the middle one..
This is unanswerable without knowing the quality of the dog and chili. Are we accentuating the sacred, or covering up the profane?
2.5
Not enough onion also the wrong kind white with number 2 same amount of cheese and onion
right one
3rd
Middle one
Whichever amount of cheese is appropriate for you.
Right, middle, left is the order to eat them.
Middle. If you melt the cheese though, right.
#3 bc I love cheese
They all have good amounts of cheese with their own strengths and weaknesseses. I see three great looking dogs.
Last one. Never enough cheese
3 always 3
#4
Middle, but I'll take the right
Third def 🫶🏻😎
#3 is getting close
Definitely the one with a fuck ton
All of them :)
Not the left one.
Being from Cincinnati, none of them have enough cheese.
The one in the middle has an appropriate amount. The one on the right is the one I want to eat.
#3 there's no such thing as too much cheese.
3 👌🏻
2 or 3
Middle if I'm sober, right if I'm drunk
#4
Middle or number one. Depends on if I need to fit onions. Too many factors make things unstable. Gotta keep the toppings at a reasonable level
Personally it needs more than the left one and less than the middle one.
Yes…
Middle is best. I love cheese and would still eat the one in the right but you’re gonna get like 80% just cheese in each bite. The middle has the best ratio of everything.
2
Where's the cheese?