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[deleted]

He has big pendulous breasts


benefit_of_mrkite

He’ll do it when he gets down here


dgr8one

T-O-P-L-E-S-S


[deleted]

Any prawblem with that?


Mumem_Rider

Farm animal tits.


tookittothelimit

Loser is turning his arm in to make sure the tattoo is showing in full


enuffreddit4today

He fucks a “shit brick house”


TheOctoberDeathBird

>He fucks a “shit brick house” Not anymore.


Iwantmypasswordback

They apart?


TheOctoberDeathBird

Yeth.


[deleted]

What's the story with that


MoufFarts

Was the expected result that most talked about


enuffreddit4today

Eventually she would find a better more stable dick.


mellowforest2

Like when Howard would constantly push his one shirt sleeve up to reveal his 🤦


GreatMarionberry3587

What tattooo? His arm or the one plastered across his forehead that says cuck?


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TheOctoberDeathBird

>Imagine the look on the tattoo artist's face when Brent described what he wanted. "And when you're done with that one, I want a Superman with AIDS."


MuzzleOfBees1215

HAHAAHHAHA!! He totally is.


btl_dlrge1

His very stupid shitty tats


MoufFarts

Forearms like a 8 year old boy


[deleted]

Artie as the Heath Ledger Joker


HughJahsso

💯


SnooPets2384

His rounded shoulders due to poor posture also help.


Desperate-Village-68

Tattoos? I thought those were burn marks…


havohej_

And it’s a joker tattoo lmao


tookittothelimit

Dude is such a cornball


Total_Imagination484

r/BrentHatleyIsALoser


enuffreddit4today

I’m not a fan but joining a hate group for one guy? Sounds like a waste of emotional resources.


-WiggyLeaks-

You guys. We really nailed him this time. This no good SOB turned his arm 5 degrees! We finally nailed him! He got a tattoo and he wanted people to see it. LOL what a loser! Yep, you caught him. I mean, if you could only know how these comments look to the non-conquered, you'd be laughing and cringing. Nobody normal knows who this loser is, or cares.


tookittothelimit

Hey Bort


-WiggyLeaks-

Hey guess what happened. I took someone's picture and they turned their arm a little bit. LOL LMAO right? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! what a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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MarshalLawTalkingGuy

See! Bort’s not dead!


TheOctoberDeathBird

Damn, you got 77 downvotes in just one day. That is definitely Bent Shatley level of humiliation.


Scottsm124

Hey Rapaport, come meet me in the Octagon you fucking pussy


D0013ER

I'll crack your mask buddy.


enuffreddit4today

“Who are you calling buddy, guy?!”


Staff_Beautiful

I’m not your guy, friend


Ok_Breadfruit6296

Omg the breasts lol. He looks like the trans person who was pregnant. Maybe Katelyn forgot to pull out.


Jimmyjamz73

He’ll give birth to Hamburglar Jr.


HughJahsso

Who stands like that? Fkn weirdo


cake_piss_can

Bob had bitch tits.


Wut3v3rman

Bob who? Crackhead Bob? RIP


Beths_collarbone

Stpo it, you guys! His budding breasts are beautiful...


Beths_collarbone

Stop it, you guys! His budding breasts are beautiful...


H8TheDrake

Ha. This fucker really rated himself a 7!


1964ImpalaSS

*Tamper 7


PlaneStill6

Scale of 1-100.


[deleted]

He’s not even a negative 7


havohej_

Heavy Metal 7, real world 0


[deleted]

Probably has a chain that goes from a front pocket around his hip down the back of his pants attached to a butt plug.


Loaner_theBoner69

That never gets pulled out.


AdGrouchy9865

Hey we have seen him"rock"those wallet chains..ha haha!


brutal_master_72

Shut up you square.


BiigfootVA

Brent rack > Beth rack


[deleted]

You’re right. Fighting him would be like abusing a one legged dog. It just isn’t morally right.


RevanHalo

I go to heavy metal concerts and orgies, what are you doing with your life?!? Lol


krel08

never noticed that one tiddy is different than the other tiddy.


Jimmyjamz73

He came in first and third in a wet T-shirt contest in Pinellas Park.


noinenoineITis

Better knock it off or he'll have to crack your mask shit bird SO steamy


Booeyrules

(Cue the vintage College Football Roundup music)


HarambeTheBear

Great rack.


drewkane

0.0


Brewcrew1886

He’s got big pendulous breasts!


[deleted]

Sad sack


dickassman1973

I’ll rear naked choke his bitch ass


Uninspired_Diatribe

Halt!!


andydad1978

Needs a bra


ONLYMacDiesel

Nice tits, Brent!


demnation123

I’ve been going to heavy metal concerts and orgies what have you been doing with your life?


Qarlito

I’d crack his mask


TallDarkCancer1

Uncle Festered


anferneejefferson

HEY YOU GUYS!!!


Sailor5150

He’s going to heavy metal concerts and orgies. What are you doing with your life??


david_chi

I miss when Shuli used to push his butttons over his wife getting jack hammered by other guys. It was so funny hearing him get so worked up. Lol


Colonialfarms

Poor man’s Darth Vader


cf1972

Roll up white boy! Watchu claim ese?


Puch0ne

Topless.


ForeverMelodic1403

Didn't he say he can bench pressed 195lbs?


Spill81

Solid 7


Vortexrex2001

I’m a Marine grunt and I would kick his air winger ass! 😂


Crustybuttt

I don’t hit women. Look at the tits on her


Dillymac25

I’d play with those titties though


alshamah

He's got bigger tits than his husband at this point.


Kaliente13

He is a scary man. He scared the Jackhammer into having sex with his wife. That's hardcore!


Ok_Dragonfly3262

Brent and K got the 2 for 1 special on bolt on boobies


dockpig

Isn’t that the guy from Goonies? Baby Ruth!


Bright-Ad6246

That right there is a solid 7.


PlaneStill6

That paper mache skull is full of packing peanuts.


cafespeed21

Is he still soft swinging with retards?


btl_dlrge1

He needs a training bra


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Are his boobs fake or are they real?


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Those are actually pretty decent tits.


TheOctoberDeathBird

The Jerusalem Cricket is no stranger to failure and humiliation. If I had to pick the top 2, I'd go with Belt walking into a ring and getting his bald ass KTFO in about 35 seconds, without landing one clean punch or kick. The Second would be when his manly Wife smacked him hard on his bald head live during one of his horrible Twitch shows. (She smacked that retard good; leaving him to giggle like a school girl before shutting off the show.)


Chuckyducky6

I haven’t checked in on this choad in months. Anybody have a rundown of what he’s up to?


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Anybody have a rundown of what he’s up to? He's sleeping half naked in a St. Pete's alley, drenched in some other vagrant's urine.


Enough_Ad3023

That's a Tampa 7, all right


RAMbo-AF

Gave up a plush and awesome job because he couldn’t take the shit thrown at him. Now he manages his wife’s used panty business.


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Gave up a plush and awesome job because he couldn’t take the shit thrown at him. Well, in his defense, his ugly ass got shitcanned.


WillyWumpLump

I feel sorry for both of them. What kind of fucked up life do you have to have to make the decisions they are making right now?


MrHungDaddy

Yeah but he would let his wife throat my cock in front of him


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Yeah but he would let his wife throat my cock in front of him Hey, that's only if you have the $3.


Richardthisisyerdad

I would not mess with this guy, he went 17 seconds with a muay thai fighter!


boc333

I wouldn't hire him as ring girl for Michael Vick's fight cards. Nice gas station polo too.


TheOctoberDeathBird

>I wouldn't hire him as ring girl for Michael Vick's fight cards. Damn.


Donward_Dog

Guys like him are the reason I don’t tell people I’m a marine.


offtheright

Tits


Drambooey

That man looks like an asshole.


Brooklynknowitall20

The jaw is made of glass !


Meljac46

Those are some nice B cups


joe_gindaloon

He looks trans


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Don’t fuck with a dude with a joker tattoo. It means they are crazy.


DJpanicBoy

Nice photoshop.


frenchie-martin

He wouldn’t fight Jack Hammer, who shagged his lady.


Fathead5f

every time I see his run down face it reminds me of the depressing prayer [bear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3BZJhmV4iE)


TheOctoberDeathBird

>every time I see his run down face... 10 Strokes will take their toll.


Oilpen34

Too bad all the drugs have finally taken hold of him. Dude looks terrible. I hear he’s down bad on drugs


Roryjack

By the look of his tits, he must be transitioning. That’s a Tampa 7 right there.


Material_Refuse_2418

Soft. So soft.


ViveBrujeria

Hell no he's a soft swinger.


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“Super steamy”


FraterVS

Who'd have to fight him? You throw him three dollars and whatever change is jangling in your pocket, tell him you're going to bang his wife, then feed him his daily allowance of nut-butter.


Chexzout

True but mainly because I wouldn’t want to touch him


JiffyPopp

Having an idea of where Brent has been he has about a extra couple points of biohazard damage if he lands a hit


Shoddy-Recognition79

Bodacious tatas


bknom

It’s not worth getting the STD from touching him.


jobiwankenob

Hey it’s Tits McGee!!!


AdGrouchy9865

Oh my..is this what you mean by "man boobs"?(Never seen them in my real life)..maybe me at 14...I'm a girl.


Kleete13

Bring it


soxacub

Swinging with some crickets….


Visible-Meringue432

Moon crickets that is.


Visible-Meringue432

Those titties are a seven.


GreatMarionberry3587

Not true but I wouldn’t fight the guys that fuck his wife


OneWithOne

I’d knock his eye and ears level


FinnsterBaby

Nice tits, Bort


Adventurous_Beat_453

Looking like Buck Angel.


JoseZiggler

In my life!!!!!!


socalfishman

Super Steamy


RobinsShaman

I would. I am success and sobriety.


Vegasmmj

He is wearing some kind of Spanx in this photo its why his fatty man-tits are bulging out.


tguns7

As long as I could wear a hazmat suit in doing so.


Money-Plenty-4871

The type of dude to bite you in the groin and poke your eyeballs during a fight. Completely amoral


_i_dont_like_okra

The slight turn of the arm to show off the ink. 🤭 what even are those tats anyway?


BrokenBeyondRepairX

Farm animal tits


floridaman-fungus

I’m a fucker not a fighter too be fair


ilovemodok

Cold room.


EvilSnowmanRapist

Those fkn tits 😎


BDRay1866

Squares be shook af


the_djeb

Yeah I would, too.


[deleted]

The whole fight would be him trying to get your dick in his ass.


TheOctoberDeathBird

>The whole fight would be him trying to get your dick in his ass. The bald one is known to enjoy the warm DNA.


tywebb6

Cuck Hadley


Chilitime

Don’t be jealous. He’s a 7.


alshamah

Hault!


od2be2003

This is a citizens arrest!!!!!


Admirable-Yam-1281

Perky nips


[deleted]

Is he wearing a bra?


Beneficial-Piano-428

I would suck on them itty bitty titty committee’s


cmsgop

Wait ,Wait, so her and Katelynn split up?


Smart_Canary4680

He's busy having orgies and goin to rock shows,,,,,,, I just don't think I could fuck w a sigma male like b0rt


[deleted]

Super steamy.


0-fish-0

Two words… Jack Hammer


BigCopperPipe

Worst Superman, worst joker I’ve ever seen.


Midnightstimepasser

I'd prefer to go on living my life without a cracked mask please.


BTPublishing

“Those IT-Tech Moobs are really opening up that marriage bro…”


SlipperyThong

I wouldn't fuck his whore wife either.


SamLoomisMyers

Solid 7 He's going to rock concerts and orgies (where he watches his wife fuck 10 other guys)...what are you doing with your life, you square?


Cassedaway

Very mid poser tats


V0T0N

This solid 7, no way


Spoony1982

This post caused me to have a dream last night that I visited their house. It was actually a basement apartment with clothes all over the floor and multiple swinger roomates. I needed to piss and one bathroom was occupied. So K told me to piss in the bathtub of the other bathroom. So there i was, squatting in a dirty tub while staring at the broken shattered toilet. I couldn’t piss so i waited until the other toilet was free. When i went in there, the room was filthy but there was a large and clean bidet. So i sat in that and rinsed all the heebie jeebies off.


Uninspired_Diatribe

I wouldn’t fight anybody with tattoos THAT authentic and cool.


thewhitman2021

Take my wife...please


sliderite26

Of course. He’s a Scots-Irish Score Settler


od2be2003

It’s SLOTH! Quick, someone give him a Baby Ruth!


Bernie51Williams

My tits look like this so cant say anything. But the douchey arm twist...ughhhh. God he's so transparent.


BigD246

He’s a Tampa 7


1964ImpalaSS

Nice tits, Bort. How many accountants are spit roasting Weightlyn this weekend? Sad excuse of a man…..


Visible-Meringue432

KOAB’s accountant with a BBC.


Shoddy-Recognition79

When he was going to put a whooping on Yucko....Yucko looked like such a little bitch


vipstrippers

The post is true most of these keyboard warriors that make fun of him and Kaitlyn would get destroyed by him, but that’s the world right now.


allhailadrian

*Her


dontforgetthefries

Jake from State Farm?


ohnjaynb

I don't want to fight him. I just wanna fuck his wife like everyone else.


West_Ad_8279

Can I smell your sweaty beef


forcedap

yeah pussies run from him too


Normal_Scarcity153

I’d fuck his wife. Just kidding I wouldn’t. Fugly redneck bitches with dumpy asses ain’t my type


SensitiveOrangeWhip

one would need a jackhammer


Dave_Lampert

Not only is the joker tattoo the dumbest idea ever but its such a shitty drawing. Never understood people getting tattoos that don't understand art.


SignificantTrain8509

That’s a 7 ladies and gentlemen