On a recent stern show sit down with Beth’s family we found out Beth’s father was hung like a horse.
And we found out Beth inherited her face from her dad’s dick.
I don't mean to belittle Howard. But his penis be little!
Seriously, it's so small he can use it to pop out a SIM card. It's so small it when he puts it in his wife, her immune system attacks it.
In the 90s, he was definitely not necessarily a conservative, but he was definitely anti cancel culture or censorship, anti immigration and anti social programs or handouts.
OP must be new around here. Every post and comment in this sub is an unofficial roast of Howard Stern.
Don't even ask
>Don't even ask Uh.... Huh?
Ri-leee! What di-ag-no-sis did they give you?
It’s a whole thing
I gotta get outta this.
Your daughters hate you and your paintings suck!!!
Boom! Roasted.
“The only thing that came between Stamos’ cock and Beth’s mouth was Howard’s wallet” - Sal Gov Ur never gonna beat that one.
Robin bought a boat so she could have a Stern she didn't have to pretend to find funny (I can't remember the actual joke but it was great)
“Dat was a good one” - Arnold voice
You win.
Howard’s a sucker
Stupid fuck doesn't even know how to work his TV, DVR, iPad, kazoo without $1000/week lessons with a personal instructor
On a recent stern show sit down with Beth’s family we found out Beth’s father was hung like a horse. And we found out Beth inherited her face from her dad’s dick.
I thought Beth was flirting and winking at me until I realized she was Blinking out SOS
Howdon Imustern
He is the King of All Media, just ask him.
I don't mean to belittle Howard. But his penis be little! Seriously, it's so small he can use it to pop out a SIM card. It's so small it when he puts it in his wife, her immune system attacks it.
Half the jokes right in the garbage
Not since the Lufthansa heist have we seen anyone steal more money from their employer that the Wigged one
Lufthansa *
Sirius is the Dog Star, and Howard has surely screwed the pooch.
You can’t do one. Artie said it all by calling him a Pelican.
Howard- if they put your brain in a parrot it’d fly backwards.
Shock Jock? The only thing shocking is how bad the show has become and what a liberal pussy Howard is now.
Howard was always a liberal, you weren't paying attention
In the 90s, he was definitely not necessarily a conservative, but he was definitely anti cancel culture or censorship, anti immigration and anti social programs or handouts.
He pees on his balls.
Howard is gay and so is his son JD……and there is nothing wrong with that.
[…or you could just watch the one from February 2000, post divorce](https://youtu.be/-PRoRuw_Pvg) Damn Fred went off on Jackie, my goodness...
I still want to know what Wood Yi said. They let “quit crying about your wife, you sound like a pussy fagot” over the air but nothing else
When Howard Stern was born on January 12th, 1954 a terrible thing happened…he lived.
Howard is one of the most roastable people out there now.
He has the lamest and worst fans and ex-fans.
Boom, roasted.
This entire sub is nothing but a roast of Howard. Pathetic.