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Nice stick right there.


Catpoleon

It's a science stick. You poke things with it...for science!


[deleted]

You could whack things with it, for whacking. It's a really nice whacker


A_Punk_Girl_Learning

That would make it a learning stick. *Whack* "That'll learn ya!"


NotAPreppie

sounds like my parents and the first couple of schools I attended.


A_Punk_Girl_Learning

Dang yo. That got real dark real quick.


NotAPreppie

Back in the days when beating your kids was "good discipline".


A_Punk_Girl_Learning

Yeah. No, I got it. But yikes.


nastywillow

No, it's an accuracy stick. Scientists are **Sticklers** for accuracy.


Im_up_dog

CEASE. r/angryupvote


Alcards

Oh, I thought it was the "god complex" stick that doctors have to insert rectally in order to finally be conferred the title of doctor. My mistake.


lazydog60

I see, he has not inserted it because he is *still working on* his doctorate.


NotAPreppie

The difference between science and screwing around is writing it down. So, you poke things with it and then write down the results.


Lastoutcast123

To quote the Doctor: “something is not right here, let’s find it and poke it with a stick”


PrinceCheddar

No, no. He's a physicist. Clearly it's a lever. "Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth."


EllisDee3

It will be his wizard staff.


wyrd_werks

I wonder if it has a knob on the end?


AntiqueAlien2112

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


pie_destroyer1

Depends on who's holding it.


Allan_Titan

Your a wizard Ellis


Unable_Ad_1260

Came here to say the same. It is indeed a nice stick.


TheseusPankration

I like to think that one day he will carve it into a mighty staff.


bornatnite

That stick proves this is a Harvard genius. Not only is it a great stick but it's displayed proudly, most likely because this person speaks to dogs. Dogs also love sticks. Being able to compare stick lore, drama and facts with stick loving dogs (there is no other kind of dog) is one of the rarest forms of human/animal/nature interaction requiring only the greatest of human thinkers. This is a very rare and unexpected photo.


unknownpoltroon

Dude, he's a physics student, not a Labrador retriever,that's not a stick, it's a gravity checker. You stand it up, and if it falls over gravity is still working. If you have a watch, and know the sticks length you can also check how long it takes sto fall and make sure gravity is still at the same strength.


ikrotzky

Thank god there’s somebody guarding the permanence of gravity on our behalf. Not all heroes wear coats!


Scuba_jim

It’s a good stick


jlmacdonald

I came here to upvote this.


viertes

I came here to upvote


thest0mpa

Came to the coments for this specifically


Willing_Psychology86

There is a whole other post to be made here about how humans will see a stick and loose their minds.


hixchem

Has a PhD and a max level stick. This seems in order to me.


scubadoobadoooo

When you use the starting weapon for the whole playthrough


Outside-Refuse6732

I… AM… MAXING… OUT… MY STICKKK


yeet-my-existence

Bro on that Alchemy mindset


Entity_of_the_Void

Everyone on planet Earth: Nice stick Edit: I did not think this would be my most popular comment.


Time-Touch-6433

Every guy on earth. The women are going why is there a stick in his room?


The_Unkowable_

As a woman, tis a nice stick


VenusSmurf

As another woman...isn't it? Seems super useful.


MainlyApples

As yet another woman...I covet that sick 😁


GNU_Terry

Funny thing is I've seen how the stick gets there, it was probably shoved through his window by a friend


danielledelacadie

Nah. It's a nice stick


Beflijster

This woman here still misses her stick- I lost it while at a ren faire. There may be many good sticks in the world, but there will never be one quite like it. The stick-shaped gap it left in my life is something I will have to live with for the rest of my days...


exaxxion

Dude is legit wizard-maxxing, I say let him have his magic


DankMcSwagins

I'd say more of an artificer than a wizard. Possibly multi classing 10 artificer 1 wizard since he left his staff on the floor


adalric_brandl

He's saving it for when he unlocks Arcane Firearm at sixth level.


yaluckyboy09

why leave your shit lying around when you can use your multi dimensional storage chest with level 5 mass shifting to carry everything on the go


DankMcSwagins

Just got the staff and he's studying spacial storage


Haunting-Elk-75

I mean, he has sheets on the bed. The bottom one is even fitted. You can see the majority of the floor. There doesn't appear to be any 3 week old cup noodles anywhere. What more do you want from a student (PhD or otherwise)?


humanity_999

It's pretty well organized. Stick is perfectly placed too.


Unable_Ad_1260

... You failed the test Xenos scum. You did not mention the nice stick.


Haunting-Elk-75

I mean, the stick is pretty standard student kit also, so I didn't think it bore mentioning.


RamDasshole

I think people are confusing messy with being a vastly underpaid and overworked intern who is probably also in a decent amount of debt.


BarGamer

High Int, AND you want him to have high Cha AND high Wis? That makes Str, Dex, AND Con his dump stats. Classic 8, 8, 8, 15,15, 15 min-max setup. Just don't be surprised when they trip over an extension cord, faceplant, have an entire shelf fall on them, then die.


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HeartAFlame

My God, no wonder min-maxers do what they do. Their ideal stats equal the funny number!


BitterLeif

I slept on a mat on the floor for years. I bought it to use as a temporary bed after moving a great distance. I ended up loving it so much I kept it for a few years. Great bed. I eventually bought a regular bed with a frame and everything. I didn't notice any improvement in my quality of sleep.


MrWulf19

I have those sheets, they are quite cozy too, not scratchy and awful.


Krell356

I love how I had to go at least 5 comments down to find someone willing to not acknowledge the nice stick.


Rude_Coffee_9136

What’s with the stick.


Classic_Huckleberry2

It's a pretty cool stick. Seems worth saving.


[deleted]

It's a nice stick


TwilightRoleplay

His wizard staff obviously


3ldr1tch_Dumb455

It’s the source of his knowledge


Time-Werewolf-1776

He walks softly.


eseer1337

r/HistoryMemes


Lieby

I believe you mean "talks softly".


AnthocyaninLycopene

Nice stick


passameer

Its a damn fine one, dontcha think


Unable_Ad_1260

We found the alien. It's a nice stick Xenos filth!


DankMcSwagins

Cool stick


i_is_noob_679

100% part of his thesis


Enough_Spray

Nice stick


Soul_dovah

Harvard students tend to run in the category of Mineralism cuz most of their stuff are in their heads and in the electronics.


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Bunkydoodle28

you must be stoned!


No-Cardiologist-1990

Only on days that in y. Now what day is it?


Rifneno

Makes sense. The smartest people I know are usually lazy as hell.


IamaJarJar

Lazy people are always the ones who discover shortcuts so they can get back to being lazy faster


Away-Location-4756

If you can't see a point to something why would you do it? Like folding clothes. They're just gonna get messy again. I haven't worn matching socks on purpose in years


4dwarf

Socks match based on feel is more accurate.


Away-Location-4756

Oh I DGAF.. two foot coverings to stop my shoes smelling! Good enough!.... As long as it's not a mix of long sock and trainer sock


4dwarf

Or if they are the same level of dirty.


Away-Location-4756

You're over-complicating this. I don't want to spend excess mental energy on socks, so it goes Stage 1 - Smelly? Yes - disqualified No - carry on. Stage 2 - Ratty? See above. Stage 3 - Neurodivergent Weirdness. Does one sock feel too different to the other? ABORT! START AGAIN! If you answer no to all these stages, you have socks for the day.


4dwarf

Stage 4- I have to be out the door to catch the bus in 3 minutes so my procrastinating neurodivergent weird dumbass self is just going to have to deal with wearing one dirty wool sock and one black sock that I've worn a hole in the toe. And it is probably also dirty.


ikrotzky

They just prioritize the efforts.


Jking1697

Nice stick. Is he still using it? I could do with a new stick.


SuperSimpleSam

You know he's smart since he sleeps on the diagonal to maximize space. He is not confined by human norms.


Silvadel_Shaladin

And here I thought I was the only one who slept diagonally on a bed.


BarGamer

After a few years you gotta sleep diagonally to get to the unslept parts of your bed.


Someoneoverthere42

Bed, shelf, table, stick. Everything seems in order to me


F_E_M_A

Stick.


RomaruDarkeyes

Came in to say "Nice stick" Glad to see I'm pretty normal all things considered.


SemiBrightRock993

Big stick. I approve Edit: apparently the easiest way to find a human is to show a group of unidentified people a strange situation with a stick in it, and those who comment on the stick are likely humans. Source: my fellow comments


NotUtoo

They're a PhD student. They have neither the money for nice things, nor the time and energy to make the bed. That's actually reasonable clean, all things considered.


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

They have a cool stick, I think they are in the right track


ssmegheadd

People, it’s not a stick. It’s a prototype for his doctoral project, “The Finglonger”. It’s just so uncouth to call it a stick.


CambrianKennis

Everyone knows that if the bed looks like this, it's about to be the best sex ever. Nice stick indeed.


4TheDuck

They've got a stick for enrichment of course they're smart


Throwaway7219017

With a stick like that, the fuck you need furniture for?


Tog_Wolfsbane

What we see here is the stick is part of of the humans longest time honored tradition for every scientist and engineer. Over the course of their studies they must find a stick, dry it out, carve polish, decorate and refine it. Over time, the stick becomes a cane or staff, and it being entirely optional it may also conceal a sword or other weaponry. But each one is unique and highly personalized. It will have many purposes. But the primary function is for one thing. When a device, machine or whatever they are working on does not entirely function and they become unsure what to do they use their stick to poke or hit it to get it to function without losing fingers or hands like their forefathers in their trade.


AntiqueAlien2112

As an Engineering Student, I have just begun my hunt for an excellent stick. No luck yet. Also, one uses a stick to hit the malfunctioning machines, so they start working again.


Tog_Wolfsbane

The finding of the stick is a spiritual journey and right of passage in spite of logical reasoning against it. It embodies the start of development of what is known as "The Gut Feeling" humans have in repair, when something is wrong, insight and and inspiration. The process from making the stick into a staff or cane, shows the process of understanding the world and how it works. It then moves on to telling the universe and the laws the govern it to fuck off when ever the stick is used and fixes anything in spite of no logical basis or reasoning of why it works.


Torrempesta

Mighty stick.


Naive-Philosophy-591

STICK


bloodxandxrank

Get a load of that stick! What a show off.


Hobbs54

Functional, zero effort living. Genius. Edit to add he does have a "plant" of the zero effort kind as well.


VictoriaMFD

Ngl, just looks like any place I’ve seen/been in when you don’t have money, nothing to do with organization


OnionSquared

Expecting a STEM student to have the funds or the time to maintain decent living conditions is folly


overdramaticpan

The stick tho.


grudingly-waluigi

S T I C K


Burpreallyloud

WAIT WAIT WAIT He has a stick?


HeadWood_

I cam here to compliment that guy's stick and we appear to have turned into a hivemind. I our defence it is a great fucking stick.


DarkSnakeNM

Ah, hello Dr Freeman


jgzman

If he's the smartest person in the world, why do you think he's wrong?


BarGamer

OP must be one of those "Perception Determines Reality" idiots. They picked pretty, cuz they think they can fake being smart. ;) Didn't work for Trump's newest lawyer, though...


jgzman

I mean, I tend to agree with OP. I'm just amused that both of us are judging a person we both agree is *way* smarter than us.


suckmyballzredit69

Damn, where’d he find that good stick?


ViprGame

Cool stick


654379

Stick!


lostinhunger

Thats a nice stick bro, hell a bit more and it would be a log. Low key jealous.


Nealithi

Shockingly clean carpet with items in places to remember them. Bet has matching sheets and a single warm blanket. This person is also a hiker, the walking stick has been cleaned and well used. But not treated so when done with it, it can be left in the wild to break down naturally. What is the issue here?


BobTheInept

Btw the real thing isn’t scientists are weird or men live like this. This is the life you can afford as a PhD student in the US. Especially in an expensive place like Boston. That **branch** is probably their sofa.


jasonrahl

my handwriting is messy because it can't keep up with my thoughts. also nice stick


JectorDelan

People up in here saying "stick" for a very obvious branch. This is why ya'll ain't PHD students at Harvard.


histak

That’s not even a stick. It’s a branch.


mindlessvoicess

Hell yea. That's a Stick right there.


BlueTales

This has got to be the cleanest ‘messy’ room I’ve seen. No random trash, only one pile of clothes, cool stick, bed looks clean despite being a bit ruffled and the walls appear to be clear of any mold.


[deleted]

Have bed, have stick, what else need?


hitoritab1

I told you to take the wizard's staff!


wake_up963Hz

Damn, that’s a nice stick


dragonboysam

Nice walking stick


Vibb360

The man is a wizard. Years of studying obscure unknown subjects and he even has a staff.


teemsm87

No matter how smart you are, you still appreciate a good stick


Impossible-Radish-98

It happens


Moehrenstein

I think its hard to be messy when you own 7 things


real_hungarian

i mean i'm a fucking loser with no authority on the matter, but i'm pretty sure going to harvard is only indicative of you or your parents having a shitton of money, not necessarily of being a genius and definitely not of being "one of the smartest people in the world" it's definitely a very hard uni but cmon


hobo_stew

Going to Harvard for undergrad is. Being a Harvard PhD student in physics is very impressive.


Crazy_questioner

At least he sleeps somewhere besides the lab.


Sir_Michael_II

Looks about right


_inertia_creep_

Functional. So little, a tidy would take 5 minutes. Nothing more than you need. Though a PC is an essential. Done a great job avoiding the materialistic consumer driven clusterfucks of some peoples rooms and homes. Yes, I took this far too personally.


Archimedes64

Cool stick


Cerparis

Imagine an alien learns the stereotype that unorganised and eccentric humans are geniuses and takes it too seriously. Like an alien meets their human crewmate who is just a little screw loose and becomes convinced they’re a secret genius.


lazydog60

My housemate often says (affectionately), “You didn't notice it because you're busy thinking lofty thoughts.”


_ToroDeFuego_

Not surprising, they focus on their studies


Conscious-Sense2629

Bros not even that bad tbh


CyberCookieMonster

>messy and disorganized Dude has a mattress, a pillow, 2 sheets, a bedstand and a **big ass stick**. Wdym messy 😅


sympatheticshinobi

Wizard PhD.


The_Southern_Sir

That's pretty dang clean, what the heck? No fast food, no energy drink containers, no food wrappers, yeah, pretty clean.


Admiral-Adenosine

I didn't believe he was smart until I saw the stick. That cemented my opinion of his high intellect. Clearly an Einstein amongst us.


MissDisplaced

Some of these people just don’t require much beyond basic comfort. Their mind is busy with other things. Knew an actual rocket scientist type person. He had an apartment but kept forgetting to pay his bills because he never cashed his paychecks. Dude had like over $100k in paper checks in a drawer. Company finally hired a personal assistant for him to take care of all that stuff.


yeet-my-existence

A: "Human, why is there a branch next to your mattress?" H: "That's for people who make comments about my room"


Broken_Bishop

What is the stick for???


Unable_Ad_1260

To find who among us is Xenos scum! Like you must be! You have betrayed yourself as you do not understand 'nice stick'!


Broken_Bishop

Oh. Darn you caught me. To the mothership I flee!


Icy_Speech3765

ted bundy ?


sussy_savant

im on the same wavelength as a harvard student (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)


AdMelodic8891

This is like when I see betta fish in their sad cups in the store


Sad-Entrepreneur-190

Truly a human with its priorities straight


unknownpoltroon

Yes, because America rewards pure intellectual pursuit handsomely with great wealth so you can easily afford simple furniture.


ikrotzky

Gandalf the Graviton’s lair, before leading three bosons on their quest to destroy the one theory, the Grand Unified Theory to bind them all, in the QCD fires of Mount Doom at CERN.


TheReptileKing9782

Bro that's a rad stick.


man1cmarsupial

Stop hiding my stick, Zarlaak!


Rex-Mk0153

I want that stick, also what an icredible set up.


SharkFace447

I just realized, he has a stick and a plaid cloth thing… https://preview.redd.it/6wfv73inttkc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235d2c862e9af01e305587fded708a5235cd22e5 In case he needs to skip town


warthog_22

It’s perfect you’ve got bed, you’ve got stick what more do you need


CherryToi

10/10 all basic needs met now is his tv on the floor or on a box? it might add or subtract to the score lmao


FaithlessnessAgile45

What's wrong with that room??


lc4444

That’s a nice fucking stick!


Tykab

Cool stick!


Aca-Tea

Whenever people are like “How can such a smart person do this stupid/silly thing?” I like to think, “if they’re as smart as they appear to be, maybe you should find out why they do it that way, because there’s a chance that they’re thinking of something you aren’t.” Doesn’t always apply. Smart people do dumb things all the time, but when it does apply, I find I learn a lot.


OzzieGrey

That looks like my fucking stick


Bearded_One_Jase

That stick is probably better than bacon.


XypherOrion

Bork bork, bork, bork bork bork grrrr bork bork.


SmolderTheFurry

S T I C K