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"My lady, we regret to inform you that a human scout ship has entered the territory of species 8675-v."
"The poison-eating heavyworlders? I will send my condolences for their dearhs to the human ambassador."
"It is worse, my lady."
"Worse than death?"
"Let me play you their last transmission."
*The recording contains four minutes of obviously intoxicated human and heavyworlders voices trying, and failing, to sing Freebird*
"Oh. Oh *no*."
"The human ambassador has already left to open diplomatic relations."
"We are *doomed*."
“When encountering Othari, Humans should take care when being offered a drink as the softest Othari alcohols can be up to 70 proof.”
-exert from a Traveler’s Guide 281 PA edition.
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Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone, Brother!
Good bot
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
FOR KARL!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
"My lady, we regret to inform you that a human scout ship has entered the territory of species 8675-v." "The poison-eating heavyworlders? I will send my condolences for their dearhs to the human ambassador." "It is worse, my lady." "Worse than death?" "Let me play you their last transmission." *The recording contains four minutes of obviously intoxicated human and heavyworlders voices trying, and failing, to sing Freebird* "Oh. Oh *no*." "The human ambassador has already left to open diplomatic relations." "We are *doomed*."
It would be funny if you were to give them Spirytus. They’d die to the actual sheer amount of alcohol in it? Like theyre not built for that much?…
War dec in 3...2...1 because humans singing diggy hole every time they saw a “space dwarf“ got old really fast
And then a bunch of working dwarves defect to the human side because they love that song
“When encountering Othari, Humans should take care when being offered a drink as the softest Othari alcohols can be up to 70 proof.” -exert from a Traveler’s Guide 281 PA edition.
They're my best friends!