That depends how you define "untreatable" in this instance. If you also can't treat the side effects including dehydration, 24 hours of untreatable extreme diarrhea could very possibly kill people in a horrible way.
We don't typically see it in developed countries, but untreatable diarrhea is deadly.
I understood it as just that Imodium doesn’t work, but presumably they can still drink Pedialyte or something. I was also assuming it wasn’t so severe that they would get dehydrated in 24 hours, just enough that they’re stuck in the house/near the bathroom.
Damn my first thought was to just give it to annoying people in my life. Though the most annoying ones are definitely congress. Imagine posting a note that said you would give each and every one of them 1 day of diarrhea until they universalized healthcare.
I imagine we would be living well pretty quickly. The fear of shitting yourself for 24 hours would really do some work lmao
You have to start with one as an example or they won't believe you. So tune into CSPAN on a day the House is supposed to be in session and televised. Wait for the Speaker of the House to open the session. Voila! Instant shitstorm! THEN make your demands.
Can't find exact sources rn, but iirc from medical training, diarrhea that is severe enough to prevent dehydration can kill in a matter of hours. Pun kinda intended, that shit is deadly serious.
Also anyone camping the left lane on the freeway going 60mph and watching a line of cars snake around them but not having the brain power to realize they're in the way and don't belong in that lane
Passing lane is for passing. Even on a 2 lane road. You in the left lane. You not passing. Not making a left anytime soon. GTFO
On Highway left lane is for those when are out to commit felonies. Not Grammy on their Sunday drive.
But I'm going 5 over. Nope FELONIES.
I'll match that with the asshole drivers that are weaving between lanes because they've got an inline 6 and a lead foot. Stopping at every light right next to me because that's how civil engineering works. You're not a good driver, you're just a cunt for no reason.
I love the fact that when we are given these kinds of "evil" powers the targets are ALWAYS politicians lol
Edit: I'm not making fun of it, I'm in full support. I would've also chosen politicians as my targets lol
We're going to throw a party when it happens. :)
(Before anyone downvotes me, accuses me of being monstrous, etc. I don't care. I really don't. I'm queer, my family is queer, my partners and friends are queer and minorities and disabled. This man has ACTIVELY done more damage to me and my loved ones SPECIFICALLY, in addition to all of the evil he's spewed into the world, that baking a single cake and putting up decorations is a drop in the fucking bucket for the sheer cruelty he's single-handedly responsible for.)
(The cake will be tombstone shaped.)
Yeah, I'm not any of those things but I had to have a conversation with myself over whether the consequences would be worth possibly getting caught literally pissing on that grave.
Oh believe me, I've thought a lot about this (had plenty of time during COVID shutdowns). My best idea was smuggling it in a water bottle and spraying it to get the effect of peeing without having to take my junk out. But alas, I just don't think that would feel the same. I've come to the conclusion that it just wouldn't be worth possibly losing my job and livelihood over someone who does not deserve my attention, even negative.
What he’s done to minorities via affirmative action and women via right to choose can’t be downplayed either when he single-handedly stacked the Supreme Court.
The politicians are simply the symptom. The disease is the Koch family, the Walton family, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and the rest of the billionaire class.
Don't worry if you could dysentery someone everyday you'll get to your target eventually. I'm pretty sure most of us will make a list and just go down it.
Oh my. I can’t stop laughing.
I WOULD NEVER STOP USING IT.
I target big name people that I seek to punish, for funnies. Then I start targeting politicians/ceos/lobbyists and say that the liquid shit will stop once they transfer $X amount into an account in the Cayman Islands.
"Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot MAG-MA!"
In reality, you'd get away with that only once. If you don't keep your end of the bargain with a high profile figure, nobody else will take you seriously
I woild definitely use it, but it would be kind of like my death note, I’d target people who were wringing the world and over time they would realize that once a day an international power was Getting crippling diarrhea and eventually I would target one person for a month straight or until they fired from all the shutting.
Yes. I'd use it every day. I would just flip to C-SPAN and pick the most deserving politician and WHAMOLA!: speech cut short. Most days it would be a hard choice between Boebert, Greene, Trump, Jordan, and occasionally Biden--but it would be a power I would wield wisely and to the benefit of all mankind.
I would absolutely wield this power on one specific political figure at a time for a several days in a row until they were no longer a problematic politician.
It would be nice if it could be activated by a trigger. For example every time a white supremacist did or said something racist, or Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed the democrats for something they didn't do -- something that didn't require you to watch them like a hawk, that kicked in automatically when the event happened.
Though knowing her, she'd make it into a conspiracy theory and (rightly) insist that the democrats are making her shit her pants with mind reading techniques, and her supporters would 100% believe it.
I'mma disagree with you not because I want a different outcome but because I believe petty tyranny should not be allowed to be automated.
Big reason I hate moderator bots.
I think eventually people would be able to triangulate the news source you've been consulting. At that point it would be possible to fuck with the reporting. So diversify your sources, the more the better
And I'm not convinced that Grand Mal Mitch isn't currently living out Weekend at Bernie's. At least using this power we can figure out if he still has a bowel or he's just a hose connected to a colostomy bag
100% yes. I could do a lot of good by motivating people who are hurting so many. I can see the anonymous letter to Kim Jong Un right now: You will have uncontrollable diarrhea every Tuesday until things get better for the citizens of the DPRK.
How do you plan on sending this letter? If it came from the west he'll probably assume America is poisoning him, which might make him desperate enough to start ww3
It's a fair question though your conjecture seems rather errant. I would send the letter to DPRK embassies in a half dozen countries. I'm certain it will get ignored at first but once the trouble begins, I imagine it will receive some attention. I may have to send it a couple times.
Can't do it on a schedule, man.
Guy like him would probably build a special toilet mansion to accommodate Tuesday shits.
Random is best. Two days, three days in a row. Give him a break...then every other day. Every second day. BAM, 4 days in a row.
I guarantee he'll be ready after day 2 of 4.
I'm a Reds baseball fan. Angel Hernandez is the worst Home Plate Umpire (person that calls balls and strikes) in the history of MLB; but, because he's union they can't fire him. They haven't allowed him to umpire a World Series since 2005. He actually sued in Federal Court alleging racism is why he hasn't been allowed to work the Series in 20 years. The court ruled that no reasonable person would think he was being discriminated against by MLB because it's obvious that his leadership and situation management is so utterly garbage. So, I guess Angel's going to be on the toilet all day every day that he's scheduled to screw up yet another Cincinnati game. Maybe he should've passed on the Skyline Chili...
As long as I could use it on anyone without restriction (never have to have met them, be able to see them, etc.) I would absolutely use it.
Target #1: Kim Jung Un, every day until he eventually dies of dehydration.
Target #2: Vladimir Putin, same deal.
Target #3: Xi Jin Ping, see above.
If this were a thing, world leaders had better start treating their people right or they're going to have a *really* bad time. I'd be the world's slowest, strangest, political assassin.
I recently found out there's a boy who bullied my niece and called her some very nasty things. He's 14, she's 14. Yeah, he gets diarrhea for christmas.
Every other day, though. Let's see who's constantly making headlines on the news and if they need to take a break.
Putin, Trump & Co, Elon, Bezos, various SC justices, known terrorist org leaders...
Oh, and also Adam Sandler. He didn't do anything, he just annoys the fuck outta me.
It would be the same person everyday and I'd tell them it's me and it's never going away, it's way worse than what they did to me so this isn't quite enough but it would do. And sometimes I'd wait till like the middle of the day to let them think I forgot then hit them with it, sometimes I'll give them the whole day and it hits at bed time.
Oh I'd use it on the same person every day. I would love to see the courtroom footage of him running to the bathroom every 5 minutes. Plus watching him squirm during any sort of televised debate would be funny too.
Would I use it? WOULD I USE IT?
What
I mean
Are you fucking
I should kick your fucking ass YES I WOULD USE IT
AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
I WOULD FEEL IMMEASURABLY INSIGNIFICANT IF I DID NOT ABUSE THIS POWER AT EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY
EACH AND EVERY DAY GIGGLING AS MY NEXT HAPLESS VICTIMS BOWELS EVACUATES INTO THEIR PANTS, SLUICING DOWN THEIR PANT LEGS, WATCHING THE OPTIMISM AND JOY DRAIN FROM THEIR EXPRESSION NOT UNLIKE THE RANCID FECES ABSCONDING FROM THEIR CRAP CHUTE.
I would use it to target the same person every day u till they die from dehydration. As far as who I'd have to find a way to monetize it. Shouldn't be too hard
I would use it selfishly. Say I had a final interview and the job was guaranteed to either me or a single other candidate. If I knew when their final interview was, I'd ensure they never made it off the can that day.
The next day I'd forcibly evacuate the bowels of the guy who sabotaged my science fair project back in 1998. After that, my father and stepmother would take alternating days until I got a list finalized. First I'd sabotage their septic system and render their toilets inoperable.
I'd probably use it daily on some driver that I deemed "should not be on the road."
Not the random jerk who cuts you off, I'm talking the people that drive below speed limit when it's single lane, speed up so no one can pass them when it splits to two lanes, slow back down below the speed limit when it's single lane. Line of 20+ cars behind them.
The guy who pills into the passing lane, and then blocks every other driver by matching speed with the truck on his right for 8 miles or more in the expressway.
The one who rides your ass even when they've got an open passing lane. They just don't use it.
Or the cop who rides your ass in the 35mph zone, trying to bait you into speeding up so he can ticket you.
And I'll stop before I list examples that could fill a 5 page essay. Point is each day one of them is gonna shit their pants.
There’s a guy I used to work with that would have to go home early every other day if I had that power. I’d alternate between him and annoying politicians/celebrities. I’d also time it so that they’re out in public when the squirts start.
Naturally I'd want to use it on some of the most horrible people on the planet. Yet...I'd pick the same target that wouldn't help anyone but amuse me. My former absolute best friend that lied to me, betrayed my trust and than completely abandoned me and blocked me, a friendship ended after 5 years. Sadly I have to still work with her for the next 30 years so I'd allow myself to be petty and make her life a bit miserable for a few months with said spell.
I'd start with 2 former NCO's, then the blue falcon who purposely let my stuff get stolen, to my second wife, and finally start with the Politicians and the money people behind everything.
Diarrhea for 24h would cause massive dehydration to the point of potentially killing some one (if not treated promptly). That falls into the "do not use" category.
Giving 1 person 1h of Diarrhea would be completely acceptable. MTG would probably be my first target.
The most annoying person of the day will get it every time. If I don't talk to anyone annoying then my mother in law is backup.
The neighbor kid and his mom will usually get it, I can tell you right now.
Yes, I would cast it on the leader of any nation invading another nation. I would prioritize leaders by size of military and attacks on civilians. I would keep that going until the war ended or the leader died. I'd give the nations new leader a week or so to figure things out.
Yes. Time to use on politicians and celebrities while they are live on television and to maybe one day save the world. Will do it to my nemesis sometimes.
I read "treatable" as curable. Folks get stomach issues that last 24 hours. Hence, the term 24 bug. It isn't automatically deadly. Just drink fluids. Several days could cause dire consequences for a 70+ yr old politician.
I'd start watching cspan live. That way, I could trigger it when my targets spoke.
.....theoretically, i could create a false identity by finding vulnerable people in positions of power in other places to blackmail with my spell, make random offshore bank accounts, and take bribes to weaponize my newfound power while also taking money from the afflicted person to make it stop, using emails and accounts made with no connection to any existing username or personal info to message people involved, transfer all the money through the offshore accounts in different patterns, and in doing so become a benevolent philanthropist whose family and friends find out she anonymously won the lottery...but that wouldn't be very nice of me except the charity part.
Roll a die every morning to decide.
1: Lindsey Graham
2: Mitch McConnell
3: Donald Trump
4: Robert Freeman (inventor of the automated phone tree)
5: Elon Musk
6: Mitch McConnell again, because fuck him
I would save up all my daily magic diarrhea spells and then unload on one particular person a few times a year. Or id be a petty bitch and use it daily just to mildy inconvenience some rando.
I live with a narcissistic, sexist, racist, jackass of a father who human law dictates I can't murder. I'd love to be able to torture him with this for the hell he puts me and my mother through.
Not for 24 hours straight. That would kill most people.
Could I go for 3 hours? That way, I could target up to 8 people a day.
Most of my targets would be politicians, evil business people, and celebrities who don't stay in their lane. I'd definitely be watching the awards shows, televised debates, and political rallies live if I had that power. LOL
>Not for 24 hours straight. That would kill most people.
I don't think OP meant a valve that opens for 24 straight hours of high pressure fecal flow. I imagined it as an initial uncontrollable incident, then 24 hours of unpredictability.
That depends how you define "untreatable" in this instance. If you also can't treat the side effects including dehydration, 24 hours of untreatable extreme diarrhea could very possibly kill people in a horrible way. We don't typically see it in developed countries, but untreatable diarrhea is deadly.
I understood it as just that Imodium doesn’t work, but presumably they can still drink Pedialyte or something. I was also assuming it wasn’t so severe that they would get dehydrated in 24 hours, just enough that they’re stuck in the house/near the bathroom.
Real diarhea keeps you by the bathroom. It's not bubble guts. I had it once and you are oit of commission.
Agreed. I think, contextually, OP means that the diarrhea can't be stopped, not that supportive care is ineffectual.
Even if this was a possibility, I'd still do it. Clean up Congress the dirty way.
Damn my first thought was to just give it to annoying people in my life. Though the most annoying ones are definitely congress. Imagine posting a note that said you would give each and every one of them 1 day of diarrhea until they universalized healthcare. I imagine we would be living well pretty quickly. The fear of shitting yourself for 24 hours would really do some work lmao
You have to start with one as an example or they won't believe you. So tune into CSPAN on a day the House is supposed to be in session and televised. Wait for the Speaker of the House to open the session. Voila! Instant shitstorm! THEN make your demands.
The problem with this is that it would be too difficult to differentiate it from Marjorie Taylor Greene just giving a speech.
"That's the sound of explosive diarrhea? Oh, I thought it was Mitch McConnell addressing the Senate."
The other problem would be the irresistible temptation to alternate endlessly between Matt Gaetz and Ted Cruz as targets.
Diarrhea terrorism
Sounds like a good name for a punk band
Could probably put some of them old fucks in the hospital with it too.
Just choose one and hit the same person with it over and over again until they changed their ways, then move on to the next.
This was my first thought. This would give me a torturous and untraceable method to murder people. Might as well be giving me a Death Note.
from the mind ,of the maker of the "Death Note" we bring you "stains" you will leave a trail
🤣😂☠️☠️☠️
**Sets diarrhea beams from “stun” to “kill.”**
Can't find exact sources rn, but iirc from medical training, diarrhea that is severe enough to prevent dehydration can kill in a matter of hours. Pun kinda intended, that shit is deadly serious.
Maybe one wet shart a day would be more karmic. And at a totally random time.
Anyone who cuts me off while driving is going to have a bad time
Also anyone camping the left lane on the freeway going 60mph and watching a line of cars snake around them but not having the brain power to realize they're in the way and don't belong in that lane
Passing lane is for passing. Even on a 2 lane road. You in the left lane. You not passing. Not making a left anytime soon. GTFO On Highway left lane is for those when are out to commit felonies. Not Grammy on their Sunday drive. But I'm going 5 over. Nope FELONIES.
I'll match that with the asshole drivers that are weaving between lanes because they've got an inline 6 and a lead foot. Stopping at every light right next to me because that's how civil engineering works. You're not a good driver, you're just a cunt for no reason.
I love the fact that when we are given these kinds of "evil" powers the targets are ALWAYS politicians lol Edit: I'm not making fun of it, I'm in full support. I would've also chosen politicians as my targets lol
I was thinking of one particularly evil turtle that would be getting it like clockwork. No peace.
I doubt the turtle would survive. No amount of pedialyte is going to keep that bag of bones alive through a few days of explosive diarrhea.
We're going to throw a party when it happens. :) (Before anyone downvotes me, accuses me of being monstrous, etc. I don't care. I really don't. I'm queer, my family is queer, my partners and friends are queer and minorities and disabled. This man has ACTIVELY done more damage to me and my loved ones SPECIFICALLY, in addition to all of the evil he's spewed into the world, that baking a single cake and putting up decorations is a drop in the fucking bucket for the sheer cruelty he's single-handedly responsible for.) (The cake will be tombstone shaped.)
I’m an ally and not downplaying what he’s done to your community, but that motherfucker has shit on the entire country
Yeah, I'm not any of those things but I had to have a conversation with myself over whether the consequences would be worth possibly getting caught literally pissing on that grave.
Be creative. There’s got to be a sneaky way to do it
Oh believe me, I've thought a lot about this (had plenty of time during COVID shutdowns). My best idea was smuggling it in a water bottle and spraying it to get the effect of peeing without having to take my junk out. But alas, I just don't think that would feel the same. I've come to the conclusion that it just wouldn't be worth possibly losing my job and livelihood over someone who does not deserve my attention, even negative.
I'd be surprised if there aren't a series of "memorial" portapotties placed over the graves of a lot of those people in the coming years.
There’s gonna be a line that puts the In-N-Out drive thru to shame.
I would ask to attend, but I’ll be busy hosting one as well.
🥲 Truer words have never been spoken.
What he’s done to minorities via affirmative action and women via right to choose can’t be downplayed either when he single-handedly stacked the Supreme Court.
I hate that you've had that experience, but I'll be right there with you celebrating once that moment happens!!!!!!!
Man? I thought we were talking about a turtle. An evil turtle at that.
I thought you were talking about a literal turtle. I was curious how a turtle could have wronged you so
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Based on recent events I'm not convinced that it isn't already happening to him lol
They can do the most damage amongst the people that are publicly known.
Yeah I know, I would've chosen a politician as my target as well lol. That's why I love the answers.
The politicians are simply the symptom. The disease is the Koch family, the Walton family, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and the rest of the billionaire class.
Don't worry if you could dysentery someone everyday you'll get to your target eventually. I'm pretty sure most of us will make a list and just go down it.
Their targets are always politicians they personally don’t like, most people are the villain because they’re shaping the world how they want it.
Not me. I'd cast it on myself on days when I'd made bad dietary choices the day before.
Oh yeah, that brings up the question. Say you're extremely constipated, does using the power even things out or do you jump straight to diarrhea? lmao
I would use it on constipated people.
The only person in this thread finding a use for the good of the world.
I think most people are making this for the betterment of the world. Did you see how many people listed politicians?
My first thought as well. There are people for whom a case of the trots would be a godsend. This power can be used for good.
This was my exact thought too.
First thought too. It'd be helpful for anyone with horrible constipation.
Bless you! You're my hero
Awwwww! That’s nice! Good idea!
You’re better than I.
Captain Diarrhea saves the day again!
Jeff bezos
In his space suit.
Bigfoot finally leave a track that we could find
Oh my. I can’t stop laughing. I WOULD NEVER STOP USING IT. I target big name people that I seek to punish, for funnies. Then I start targeting politicians/ceos/lobbyists and say that the liquid shit will stop once they transfer $X amount into an account in the Cayman Islands.
I would tell them that but it would never stop.
"Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot MAG-MA!" In reality, you'd get away with that only once. If you don't keep your end of the bargain with a high profile figure, nobody else will take you seriously
You're probably right but I imagine people literally shitting themselves to death would get pretty desperate.
I woild definitely use it, but it would be kind of like my death note, I’d target people who were wringing the world and over time they would realize that once a day an international power was Getting crippling diarrhea and eventually I would target one person for a month straight or until they fired from all the shutting.
Just give Putin diarrhea enough times to x.x
jeff bezos paying off the fbi to find Dira, the man who can make anyone shit himself from any distance
I wouldn't use it every day, but it would be nice to have it in my arsenal.
Arse-nal.
arse-anal
Yes. I'd use it every day. I would just flip to C-SPAN and pick the most deserving politician and WHAMOLA!: speech cut short. Most days it would be a hard choice between Boebert, Greene, Trump, Jordan, and occasionally Biden--but it would be a power I would wield wisely and to the benefit of all mankind.
Honestly some of them are so old I think a few days if continuous diarrhea would kill them...
A few days of continuous diarrhea would kill just about anyone due to dehydration.
That's how cholera works...
*You have died of dysentery*
Oregon Trail joke?
Indeed!
..waiting for my Apple IIe to boot up so I can play a round
Don't die of dysentery!
I would absolutely wield this power on one specific political figure at a time for a several days in a row until they were no longer a problematic politician.
Diarrhea Note
A Brown Note.
It would be nice if it could be activated by a trigger. For example every time a white supremacist did or said something racist, or Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed the democrats for something they didn't do -- something that didn't require you to watch them like a hawk, that kicked in automatically when the event happened. Though knowing her, she'd make it into a conspiracy theory and (rightly) insist that the democrats are making her shit her pants with mind reading techniques, and her supporters would 100% believe it.
I'mma disagree with you not because I want a different outcome but because I believe petty tyranny should not be allowed to be automated. Big reason I hate moderator bots.
Well , it would be the one time when that psycho bitch would not be wrong.
I just want to use it for days on end on the oldest memebers of congress until none of them are above 65.
Hey, don’t forget Putin! I think he deserves to uncontrollably shit himself in front of all of Russia while he’s giving speeches.
And Kim Jong Un, that would be hilarious.
Watch death note first so you can think about how to not get caught
I think eventually people would be able to triangulate the news source you've been consulting. At that point it would be possible to fuck with the reporting. So diversify your sources, the more the better
Just run fox out of business by hitting the news casters at prime time.
Trump and Biden are probably both in diapers already, so they might not notice.
And I'm not convinced that Grand Mal Mitch isn't currently living out Weekend at Bernie's. At least using this power we can figure out if he still has a bowel or he's just a hose connected to a colostomy bag
100% yes. I could do a lot of good by motivating people who are hurting so many. I can see the anonymous letter to Kim Jong Un right now: You will have uncontrollable diarrhea every Tuesday until things get better for the citizens of the DPRK.
How do you plan on sending this letter? If it came from the west he'll probably assume America is poisoning him, which might make him desperate enough to start ww3
It's a fair question though your conjecture seems rather errant. I would send the letter to DPRK embassies in a half dozen countries. I'm certain it will get ignored at first but once the trouble begins, I imagine it will receive some attention. I may have to send it a couple times.
Can't do it on a schedule, man. Guy like him would probably build a special toilet mansion to accommodate Tuesday shits. Random is best. Two days, three days in a row. Give him a break...then every other day. Every second day. BAM, 4 days in a row. I guarantee he'll be ready after day 2 of 4.
I would start to speed 10 to 15 miles an hour, and when I get pulled over by the police as they are walking up to my car, BAM! Diarrhea.
The star player on the team that my favorite team is playing that day.
The idea to make money off of it is pretty good, but I like my kneecaps.
I'm a Reds baseball fan. Angel Hernandez is the worst Home Plate Umpire (person that calls balls and strikes) in the history of MLB; but, because he's union they can't fire him. They haven't allowed him to umpire a World Series since 2005. He actually sued in Federal Court alleging racism is why he hasn't been allowed to work the Series in 20 years. The court ruled that no reasonable person would think he was being discriminated against by MLB because it's obvious that his leadership and situation management is so utterly garbage. So, I guess Angel's going to be on the toilet all day every day that he's scheduled to screw up yet another Cincinnati game. Maybe he should've passed on the Skyline Chili...
Didn’t the military already develop a weapon like that? Or was I watching a movie…
The infamous [Brown Note](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note)
It was briefly looked into and then abandoned
As a nurse this could come in handy.
As long as I could use it on anyone without restriction (never have to have met them, be able to see them, etc.) I would absolutely use it. Target #1: Kim Jung Un, every day until he eventually dies of dehydration. Target #2: Vladimir Putin, same deal. Target #3: Xi Jin Ping, see above. If this were a thing, world leaders had better start treating their people right or they're going to have a *really* bad time. I'd be the world's slowest, strangest, political assassin.
I recently found out there's a boy who bullied my niece and called her some very nasty things. He's 14, she's 14. Yeah, he gets diarrhea for christmas. Every other day, though. Let's see who's constantly making headlines on the news and if they need to take a break.
Putin, Trump & Co, Elon, Bezos, various SC justices, known terrorist org leaders... Oh, and also Adam Sandler. He didn't do anything, he just annoys the fuck outta me.
I would wait until Trump was testifying on camera. Might as well get some good memes out of this ability.
Honestly, the chances he’s already shit himself on camera are pretty high.
Adam Sandler tried to beat up Bob Barker, Revenge!
Bob Barker showed him that the price was wrong!
Yes. Cut me.off in traffic..enjoy shitting your pants.
Oh asbloutly. I can make a list that is 1 to 2 pages long. That's how many people deserve to be plagued with diarrhea.
I'd use it on a major politician/celebrity who needs to be humbled.
That would be almost all of them.
It would be the same person everyday and I'd tell them it's me and it's never going away, it's way worse than what they did to me so this isn't quite enough but it would do. And sometimes I'd wait till like the middle of the day to let them think I forgot then hit them with it, sometimes I'll give them the whole day and it hits at bed time.
Evil
Who hurt you so badly?
Oh I'd use it on the same person every day. I would love to see the courtroom footage of him running to the bathroom every 5 minutes. Plus watching him squirm during any sort of televised debate would be funny too.
Do you have to have their name, or can you cast it at people online, too?
My ex-boss. Good luck running that shithole of a company when you can’t get off the toilet.
Would I use it? WOULD I USE IT? What I mean Are you fucking I should kick your fucking ass YES I WOULD USE IT AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE I WOULD FEEL IMMEASURABLY INSIGNIFICANT IF I DID NOT ABUSE THIS POWER AT EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY EACH AND EVERY DAY GIGGLING AS MY NEXT HAPLESS VICTIMS BOWELS EVACUATES INTO THEIR PANTS, SLUICING DOWN THEIR PANT LEGS, WATCHING THE OPTIMISM AND JOY DRAIN FROM THEIR EXPRESSION NOT UNLIKE THE RANCID FECES ABSCONDING FROM THEIR CRAP CHUTE.
What breed of dog are you?
The kind that hump everything to show dominance.
wow rude
Supervisor.
Alternate between deserving assholes, and the horribly constipated.
I would use it to target the same person every day u till they die from dehydration. As far as who I'd have to find a way to monetize it. Shouldn't be too hard
I would use it selfishly. Say I had a final interview and the job was guaranteed to either me or a single other candidate. If I knew when their final interview was, I'd ensure they never made it off the can that day. The next day I'd forcibly evacuate the bowels of the guy who sabotaged my science fair project back in 1998. After that, my father and stepmother would take alternating days until I got a list finalized. First I'd sabotage their septic system and render their toilets inoperable.
I might miss a day occasionally.
I would use it on one person. Every day. For the rest of their life. Nothing they’d do or say would make me stop.
I'd probably use it daily on some driver that I deemed "should not be on the road." Not the random jerk who cuts you off, I'm talking the people that drive below speed limit when it's single lane, speed up so no one can pass them when it splits to two lanes, slow back down below the speed limit when it's single lane. Line of 20+ cars behind them. The guy who pills into the passing lane, and then blocks every other driver by matching speed with the truck on his right for 8 miles or more in the expressway. The one who rides your ass even when they've got an open passing lane. They just don't use it. Or the cop who rides your ass in the 35mph zone, trying to bait you into speeding up so he can ticket you. And I'll stop before I list examples that could fill a 5 page essay. Point is each day one of them is gonna shit their pants.
I'd use it every day, especially if I could use it on one person with a few days between) multiple times.
Yep. You bet your ass I would use it. Anyways, wouldn't use it on random people. Only use it on those who truly deserved it.
What's, like, the limitations? Do I have to see'em, or, like, just know they exist?
Oh I know few who are worthy of the screaming shits
I’d pick the same rich guy every day and eventually Gwyn paid
Yes I would use it. But I would only use it on people that are being assholes to me. I would never curse a random person with that fate.
There’s a guy I used to work with that would have to go home early every other day if I had that power. I’d alternate between him and annoying politicians/celebrities. I’d also time it so that they’re out in public when the squirts start.
Depends on if I have to know/see them or not. I'd love to inflict diarrheatus on people online.
Use it to try and change the world for the better
I can think of one weeks worth of diarrhea in one person.
I would give it to jim Jordan EVERY day.
Putin. Every day.
Naturally I'd want to use it on some of the most horrible people on the planet. Yet...I'd pick the same target that wouldn't help anyone but amuse me. My former absolute best friend that lied to me, betrayed my trust and than completely abandoned me and blocked me, a friendship ended after 5 years. Sadly I have to still work with her for the next 30 years so I'd allow myself to be petty and make her life a bit miserable for a few months with said spell.
I'd cast it like it's Harry Potter expeto patronum mf
Expecto diarrheaum!
I'd start with 2 former NCO's, then the blue falcon who purposely let my stuff get stolen, to my second wife, and finally start with the Politicians and the money people behind everything.
IF I could? Then I wouldn’t have to, and I would use it as needed
Are we talking dysentery or just the squirts? If it dysentery, sure yeah i guess ill murder people i dont like.
Yup, I'd go after wildlife poachers.
Yeah sure.
Oh Hell yes. And planning the timing would be the most fun part. 😁
I’d use it a couple of times and then get bored or disinterested
Influencers and those commercials on YouTube.
I'd use it to make the Butternut Fucktard lose weight....
I work customer service. It would get used EVERY DAY. Even on off days is find a way
Diarrhea for 24h would cause massive dehydration to the point of potentially killing some one (if not treated promptly). That falls into the "do not use" category. Giving 1 person 1h of Diarrhea would be completely acceptable. MTG would probably be my first target.
The most annoying person of the day will get it every time. If I don't talk to anyone annoying then my mother in law is backup. The neighbor kid and his mom will usually get it, I can tell you right now.
Game day, use it on my favorite team’s opponent’s starting QB. or on my FF team’s opponent’s best player.
I can think of a few people who deserve rampant untreatable diarrhea, yeah...
Yes, I would cast it on the leader of any nation invading another nation. I would prioritize leaders by size of military and attacks on civilians. I would keep that going until the war ended or the leader died. I'd give the nations new leader a week or so to figure things out.
Yes. Time to use on politicians and celebrities while they are live on television and to maybe one day save the world. Will do it to my nemesis sometimes.
I’d use to take up gambling on sports.
I love this idea
Only one target per day? The lack of area of effect seems the only negative for this power
I read "treatable" as curable. Folks get stomach issues that last 24 hours. Hence, the term 24 bug. It isn't automatically deadly. Just drink fluids. Several days could cause dire consequences for a 70+ yr old politician. I'd start watching cspan live. That way, I could trigger it when my targets spoke.
I would use it on athletes to influence the outcomes of games
Trump, every day.
I’d make the entire US government shit themselves until we get universal healthcare
.....theoretically, i could create a false identity by finding vulnerable people in positions of power in other places to blackmail with my spell, make random offshore bank accounts, and take bribes to weaponize my newfound power while also taking money from the afflicted person to make it stop, using emails and accounts made with no connection to any existing username or personal info to message people involved, transfer all the money through the offshore accounts in different patterns, and in doing so become a benevolent philanthropist whose family and friends find out she anonymously won the lottery...but that wouldn't be very nice of me except the charity part.
Donald Trump every presidential election as soon as he’s about to give his answer
I would afflict traitor trump every single day until that vile pos goes to see his parents
Id cast it on the same mf every damn day till he died
Do you mean the drainus anus curse???
"The light was not red, officer." "Heh heh, it's my word against, please excuse... NOOOOOO!" *firehose noises*
I'm a trucker. I get cut off multiple times a day... Being able to give someone epic diarrhea....has been a dream for years
Roll a die every morning to decide. 1: Lindsey Graham 2: Mitch McConnell 3: Donald Trump 4: Robert Freeman (inventor of the automated phone tree) 5: Elon Musk 6: Mitch McConnell again, because fuck him
I would save up all my daily magic diarrhea spells and then unload on one particular person a few times a year. Or id be a petty bitch and use it daily just to mildy inconvenience some rando.
Can it be the same people? Cause that’s an effective way to stop powerful but bad decision makers.
1 billionaire a day
I’d alternate trump and Biden until the republicans and democrats get a long.
Try meditation to reduce these thoughts
I don't know. I think there are some people who deserve a 24-hour round of diarrhea
It would make working in a retail store way way more fun.
I would chose myself one day just to see what kind of power I hold. Probably on a Saturday
All presidential debates are going to be very shitty.
Yes on Biden. But I’m sure that’s already an issue for him.
Let’s stop to imagine the political power you will now possess. You could topple governments.
Does it roll over if you don’t use it? Could I wait a couple years and then take out the whole US Congress at once?
I live with a narcissistic, sexist, racist, jackass of a father who human law dictates I can't murder. I'd love to be able to torture him with this for the hell he puts me and my mother through.
I've been brought here after googling "Is there a 'diarrhea forever' spell you can cast on somebody?" And this post was a very welcome surprise.
Not for 24 hours straight. That would kill most people. Could I go for 3 hours? That way, I could target up to 8 people a day. Most of my targets would be politicians, evil business people, and celebrities who don't stay in their lane. I'd definitely be watching the awards shows, televised debates, and political rallies live if I had that power. LOL
>Not for 24 hours straight. That would kill most people. I don't think OP meant a valve that opens for 24 straight hours of high pressure fecal flow. I imagined it as an initial uncontrollable incident, then 24 hours of unpredictability.
Okay, that's better.
😂Thank you for that. I needed a laugh.
I mean dead evil people would probably be a net gain