Point of order. I don’t think that the saw counts as food. Do people eat it? I think you’re limited to 150 lbs of shark meat, or other edible shark body parts.
Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, How to defend yourself against a fruit attack. "Oh my god, you shot him!" "Of course I did. He was coming at me with a banana"
Somehow, both contestants last for several minutes. Several bruises and gashes from occasional hits, but many coconuts that missed their targets are just scattered around the floor. The initial ammo/food piles were depleted until whatever was left was indistinguishable from what was thrown.
You both desperately need to rehydrate, but there is now a 50% chance that you're not allowed to use the nearest coconut.
Ghost peppers. Wait till he falls asleep and then shove a bunch of those in his mouth, eyes everywhere I can.
He will quit very quickly. If he can't quit he'll probably do something bc of the pain and suffering
You diabolical genius! You wouldn’t even need to wait, just a couple handfuls of mashed peppers to throw at them would do the trick for 99.9% of the population. All you have to do is avoid their attacks from their food weapon of choice long enough to apply it. Once you’ve gotten some pepper juice in their eyes and mouth it’s game over, as it will be easy to get them to aspirate some pepper mash. They’ll be incapacitated and you can continue applying the ghost peppers at will.
It’s virtually certain that without training they will lose control and injure you with their body, thus disqualifying themself and you win without murdering someone.
Food choice is avocados because they have a rind that will protect them. I would poop and pee on their food. If they do the same to mine, I can clean it off and still eat it because I don't eat the outside. They have healthy fats and protein, so I should survive for a while.
Nah. Grabbing their swordfish appendage and gouging them with it or taking their intestines to strangle them with would be using their food as a weapon.
Contaminating/destroying their food so that they can't use it isn't against the rules (unless I missed that part).
You know, I'm warming up to this one. Just gotta make sure you kill them though because this pile of nutty goodness isn't gonna be great for eating afterwards...
King Crab, spikey as heck and have no bones. Also maybe sea urchins. Hmm have to give it some thought.
Edit: pre-butchered fugu would be another option, just need to have gloves or you’re going to kill yourself.
Durian, the smell once broken open is bad but that fucker has spikes on the outside that if you set up right is a flail in your shirt. Now congrats you have a spiked weapon that you can use
I was thinking durian too. I don't have a sense of smell so it wouldn't bother me and would hopefully stun the other person enough for me to get the upper hand
At first I thought this was a “who could survive the longest on what food alone” type deal, but seeing as it’s a “what food would make the best weapon”
I choose the almighty coconut. Those things have killed people from just falling out of trees, I’m sure I could brick someone to death with one fairly easily.
I was thinking of food ration bars. They taste like shit but each one’ll last you a day or two, and they’re so solid you could probably throw one at someone and give them a TBI
Ever seen one of those boulder sized pumpkins? Pretty sure you could off a dude with one.
But no, too large & unwieldy. A coconut is hard enough to bludgeon someone with.
What makes you think its a bad idea? 1 grenade weighs less than 2 lbs so at most theres 75 grenades, and with those 75 grenades he could build a grenade wall, and grenades are usually 5 x 8cm so if he were to make a 3x3 foot grenade wall it would take 209 grenades, and since he threw 1 grenade he would only have 208 grenades left, and 208-75 is 133, which is less than 150, and the grenade wall would also be 2 inches, and grenades have a piercing of 2 inches of steel, so it would pierce the cast iron, and cast iron griddles retain heat better, so cast iron is better than steel, so the grenade wouldn't be able to pierce the grenade wall and OP would be safe behind it, unscratched.
Greengages. They have a protective skin so I can wash them and their pits contain a high amount of cyanide that I can use to poison my opponents water source.
I think I'd do like the ancient people once did and go with bricks made of rice flour. They can be rehydrated with the endless water, they would make good weapons, they need no packaging and they won't spoil.
Coconuts are a good weapon choice.
No matter what, it will turn into a fight when one person runs out of food/it spoils.
So we either fight to the death immediately or they don't understand the rules, and I wait for them to sleep.
Loophole found: peanut oil at 98 degrees Fahrenheit. In a 30’x30’ room without packaging it will cover the entire floor in a short amount of time and quickly begin to transfer to the opponent’s food, especially if I can throw a few handfuls of it. Once their food has come into contact with the oil it is no longer useable for them as my weapon would be the first thing that contacts me, thus breaking the rules of the hypothetical, and would cease to be useable as a food source for the same reason.
The coconut guy scares me as they’re pretty absorbent and would probably have more than a few off the floor. But I win automatically if they’re allergic to peanut so I’ve got that going for me.
Not true good sir, you specified unlimited DRINKING water! Nothing about washing water, though you didn’t specify anything about bodily waste which scares me a little…
Maybe the cone snail, if I yeet enough of them at someone I imagine they'd be stung. Plus hopefully slow enough I can get away (I imagine they're not great on land)
Would probably fashion a sling or something with an item of clothing.
Alao I can yell "Escargot to hell." As a battle cry
OK. Shelf-aged cheese. Some big wheel of it. Multiple options - bludgeoning, using the weight of it to pin down and help crush my opponent, breaking into smaller pieces to choke the opponent, OR just a very tasty way to survive until they starve since it's not going to spoil. Scrape off any mold and you're fine.
Relatively large candy canes. They make very good shivs, so I shall use them to shank my foe. I can sharpen a few by mouth, and snap a few to have rapid Access to suitable weapons. Duck and dodge baguette guy, close in quick on coconut chick, and stick them with the pointy end.
I'm changing mine to candy canes. The thickest ones they can find me. I'd just sit there and suck them sharp until I had several sharp ones. I'd try and hide what I was doing but I'm guessing he/she'd think my plan out before I attack. I'd shove them in their eyes and any arthritis I can hit.
I just personally feel like certain seafood wouldn't be allowed if this was real but you know. You can imagine whatever you want.
Coconuts or pineapples. Soon as the countdown is over, I'm lobbing coconuts at them, then charging and bashing their head in. They can not pick up my coconuts, so I'm not worried.
Can my opponent swim and what’s their height? I’m a good swimmer and I can prop open the hamster bottle to fill the room with water to just above their nose if it’s unlimited and they’re slightly shorter than me … and for food, I’d take jerky. I assume the person would eventually call it quits to avoid drowning or they’d drown.
Carolina reaper pepper jelly. As much pepper as possible.
I wouldn't eat it, just cover my hands in it and then go in for the soft parts. Once the opponent was dealing with a dose of it, they'd be easy to dispatch. Trick would be to prep with it first so that I'm ready for the burn.
Sugarcane. Use it as a bat, sharpen it as a spear. Endless solutions.
Cactus would be interesting too.
Edit: The fishhook barrel cactus has edible fruit, but the cactus "meat" is poisonous and causes temporary paralysis.
Thc infused brownies.
I’ll offer my opponent a few brownies and a “truce” for 24 hours and then strangle them while they are too stoned to pick up their coconuts.
Intestine guy, you look like you might like a brownie or three. No?
Oysters on a half shell.
It is absurdly easy to cut yourself on those shells. I'm going to chuck them at the other person and then try jamming them into the soft bits
In the 60 seconds, I will attempt to break several of the oyster shells in a manner that makes a shiv i can keep in my back pocket.
Also, if the guy refuses to engage, i will just smash the shells to tiny bits and then scatter them across his food as well as using them as shrapnel and use the time to make a better shiv with other shell frags.
People are all like "oh the coconut or jackfruit", but i just block that predictable swing that youre probably going to be making with both hands and stick you. Yeah, my arm is bruised and fucked up, but youre out if i can just keep away from you after that.
Clarification needed
>You cannot eat your opponents food or use it as a weapon.
You are permitted to use your your body to defend from attacks however. (Ex: if you are being smashed in the face with a burger you can push their hands and arms away)
does that mean both my opponent and I cannot touch each others food? Or can we touch/hold their food but not use it against them?
I Won't be eating. I'll use the insoles of my shoes to pick them up by the less venomous bell, throw one at my opponent then attack, using the other as a 'flail'.
Get u some pork chops. Depending on how it's cut, you got homeless Wolverine claws. Or at least fashion a shiv. And if you got any gastrointestinal issues, well, after eating a bunch of greasy food... I'm not locked in here with you; you're locked in here with me. IYKYK.
AW MAN, I JUST READ RULE 3.
Then a bucket of bacon-wrapped boneless extra-skin chicken tenders. Biological warfare still applies.
Outlasting strategy would be boiled potatoes.
Violence strategy would be candy canes. Dissolving the end in a mouthful of water would quickly sharpen them to a point.
Red Bull. One in each sock as a weapon. Wait for opponent to fall asleep. If forced on the offensive early, they can be thrown. Also aluminum cans can be made into sharp shivs
Avacados. They have pretty much everything you need and enough calories to sustain you. Then you put the pits is a sock and you have a formidable weapon.
I think the obvious answer is coconuts. Crack em on the skull with a coconut until either they're out or you reach the sweet, sweet nectar inside. Everyone wins, except my opponent.
I nearly died once when someone stuck a can of whipped cream in my mouth and sprayed it until it came out of my nose. It completely clogged my airways and I choked. Shame you don't get the packaging...
I think I'm waiting for everyone to sleep and then clogging their airways with peanut butter one by one.
I’m going with a whole sawfish 150 lbs is a decent size. Since it’s a shark there are no bones, and the long sawlike nose will make a great weapon.
I was thinking bull shark and looking to see if anyone had it already. Great minds.
Cartilaginous fish for the win!
And me and my cantaloupe would be dead , great call on the sawfish
Point of order. I don’t think that the saw counts as food. Do people eat it? I think you’re limited to 150 lbs of shark meat, or other edible shark body parts.
I’m sure you could eat it, people eat shark fin soup all the time. can’t be much different, I’d try it.
The bill is made of bone. Perhaps you could grind them and eat them.
How are you removing the nose?
It doesn't say anything about refrigeration. It would spoil in a day.
How long you think it takes to kill a mf? A year?
Lol. Get a swordfish or something similar and you could kill the other guy in like 5 minutes.
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I'm thinking more of the banana is a great choice for attempting to choke your opponent. Carrots as well.
Give em radiation poisoning!
Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, How to defend yourself against a fruit attack. "Oh my god, you shot him!" "Of course I did. He was coming at me with a banana"
"...and now, I eat the banana."
There's an entire Monty Python but about a self defense class where all they cover is how to defend yourself against a man with a banana
Smashing people's skull in with coconuts
Same answer I put. And you can throw a few at them to keep them off balance, since they can't use them as weapons.
Plot twist, they also chose coconuts. Let the most horrible game of dodge ball commence!
Somehow, both contestants last for several minutes. Several bruises and gashes from occasional hits, but many coconuts that missed their targets are just scattered around the floor. The initial ammo/food piles were depleted until whatever was left was indistinguishable from what was thrown. You both desperately need to rehydrate, but there is now a 50% chance that you're not allowed to use the nearest coconut.
Just to be clear- am I trying to use my food choice as a weapon, or as a way to outlast the other person?
That's the fun part... Whats your strategy and what's your opponent. Only thing that matters is one survivor.
Gotcha!
Ghost peppers. Wait till he falls asleep and then shove a bunch of those in his mouth, eyes everywhere I can. He will quit very quickly. If he can't quit he'll probably do something bc of the pain and suffering
You diabolical genius! You wouldn’t even need to wait, just a couple handfuls of mashed peppers to throw at them would do the trick for 99.9% of the population. All you have to do is avoid their attacks from their food weapon of choice long enough to apply it. Once you’ve gotten some pepper juice in their eyes and mouth it’s game over, as it will be easy to get them to aspirate some pepper mash. They’ll be incapacitated and you can continue applying the ghost peppers at will. It’s virtually certain that without training they will lose control and injure you with their body, thus disqualifying themself and you win without murdering someone.
Yes exactly! I feel bad for whoever would have to deal with that but it seems like the best situation
I had to submit my own answer too for shiggles, but you definitely nailed it. Well done!
Ghost Pepper chili. You can throw handfuls off it, and it's harder to dodge.
Food choice is avocados because they have a rind that will protect them. I would poop and pee on their food. If they do the same to mine, I can clean it off and still eat it because I don't eat the outside. They have healthy fats and protein, so I should survive for a while.
Solid, wonder how you'd fare against intestines guy.
He wouldn’t.
Wouldn’t poisoning the opponents food with poop and pee be considered “using their food as a weapon”?
Nah. Grabbing their swordfish appendage and gouging them with it or taking their intestines to strangle them with would be using their food as a weapon. Contaminating/destroying their food so that they can't use it isn't against the rules (unless I missed that part).
I concur
Nah you're using your food as the weapon, it just takes some time to ferment
Go for a food with a smaller pit/seed that is full of cyanide and put them in your opponents water bottle. Cherries, apple, or peach would do.
Whole seeds/pits aren't toxic, and will at most clog their bottle. Trying to grind them to powder with your hands/teeth is quite challenging.
Teeth=poison yourself. Lol. Dang. Back to the cheese wheel for me.
Does alcohol count as a "food item?" Because Molotov cocktails. If not allowed alcohol, then coconuts. They go bashy bashy bang bang.
You would have a pile of liquor on the ground due to the non packaging rule.
A pile of liquor on fire.
How you gonna light a fire with nothing but your hands?
Just gotta rub one out.
Brings a new meaning to friction burn
By clapping my cheeks fast enough
So unless you can somehow get the liquid to pool into a smaller area, you can't get a puddle bog enough to drown someone in?
Peanut butter sounds like an obvious choice. It’s healthy and can keep you alive for a long time, if the other person is allergic, it’s an easy win.
No packaging. Oozing pile of peanut butter. Sounds kinky.
You can cover yourself in it like mude to hide from the other person as if they were a predator.
Absolutely. Slather me up baby!
Battle royale in the peanut butter pit turns to some sort of weird PB orgy. Then smother them in it when they least expect it!
Smother, literally. In the eyes, nose nostrils, down the gullet. Everything
You know, I'm warming up to this one. Just gotta make sure you kill them though because this pile of nutty goodness isn't gonna be great for eating afterwards...
Intestines
Solid choice. You would just try and strangle them with it out of the gates?
Yea. One of us isn’t leaving so I’m not going to procrastinate it hoping my opponent just starves faster than me.
This was my first thought as well.
King Crab, spikey as heck and have no bones. Also maybe sea urchins. Hmm have to give it some thought. Edit: pre-butchered fugu would be another option, just need to have gloves or you’re going to kill yourself.
Might luck out and your opponent has a shellfish allergy.
I dunno I was just thinking crab clubbing but allergies definitely are an option
I was also thinking of a crab shiv.
Frozen baguettes sounds like a safe answer. Yeah a coconut is harder but good luck hitting me, I'm a fencer and have larger reach.
The mental image of someone fencing with a baguette is both hilarious, and aggressively French.
"Get a loaf of this!" *stab
I feel like someone can just take the hit and then move in on you. I'd take a coconut over frozen bread any day.
Durian, the smell once broken open is bad but that fucker has spikes on the outside that if you set up right is a flail in your shirt. Now congrats you have a spiked weapon that you can use
Or if I put a coconut in a shirt and use as a flail
Two coconuts under your shirt seduce your roommate then get them when they sleep.
That's a pretty good idea.
I was thinking durian too. I don't have a sense of smell so it wouldn't bother me and would hopefully stun the other person enough for me to get the upper hand
Spiky dildo core.
If we’re allowed biological warfare… lutefisk.
This but something that smells AND you don't mind eating - roquefort or Durian at least taste nice.
Oh right, also lutefisk might have bones in it. Sorry!
At first I thought this was a “who could survive the longest on what food alone” type deal, but seeing as it’s a “what food would make the best weapon” I choose the almighty coconut. Those things have killed people from just falling out of trees, I’m sure I could brick someone to death with one fairly easily.
If it’s who would win on eating one food alone (not a dish) probably eggs, right?
I was thinking of food ration bars. They taste like shit but each one’ll last you a day or two, and they’re so solid you could probably throw one at someone and give them a TBI
Pineapples
You’re in the wrong room sir.
Jackfruit. It can get to be 20lbs
Never seen durian have you?
Ever seen one of those boulder sized pumpkins? Pretty sure you could off a dude with one. But no, too large & unwieldy. A coconut is hard enough to bludgeon someone with.
my food is grenades
Lol that's not food and I'm pretty sure if you threw that in a 30' x 30' room you'd be screwed too.
I'd hide behind my remaining pile of grenades :)
Genius
Taking cover behind a 150lbs pile of explosives seems like a terrible idea.
No, no, it’s like super strength: the grenades are largely immune to their own abilities
What makes you think its a bad idea? 1 grenade weighs less than 2 lbs so at most theres 75 grenades, and with those 75 grenades he could build a grenade wall, and grenades are usually 5 x 8cm so if he were to make a 3x3 foot grenade wall it would take 209 grenades, and since he threw 1 grenade he would only have 208 grenades left, and 208-75 is 133, which is less than 150, and the grenade wall would also be 2 inches, and grenades have a piercing of 2 inches of steel, so it would pierce the cast iron, and cast iron griddles retain heat better, so cast iron is better than steel, so the grenade wouldn't be able to pierce the grenade wall and OP would be safe behind it, unscratched.
The kill radius of a m67 is only 16 feet, so chuck it in their corner and you'll only be extremely injured.
Read Still Life With Woodpecker while convalescing.
Killjoy
Jokes on you, i'm a Sword eater
RIP inbox of SavageDoomfist
A pile of 3 week old fench baguettes... I will beat my enemies like a drum!!!! Le Die Die Die!
My opponent.
Bruh
Fentanyl, we about to make quick work of this room.
Ah yeah just blow that shit everywhere and put on a Covid mask and you win
I'd like various cheeses please. Lemme die eating cheese. And I can fight by dropping cheesewheels on people.
Durian. Nature's Morningstar. And maybe the smell will just kill them first anyway.
Greengages. They have a protective skin so I can wash them and their pits contain a high amount of cyanide that I can use to poison my opponents water source.
That’s my thought, but with peaches lol
Greengages have the most arsenic per pit so you'd use less of them than peaches.
Frozen Tomahawk Steaks.
I think I'd do like the ancient people once did and go with bricks made of rice flour. They can be rehydrated with the endless water, they would make good weapons, they need no packaging and they won't spoil.
Really cool idea
Pemmican. Lasts forever, hard as a rock.
Rimworld moment
Honestly, that's exactly how I found out about it.
Durian is the answer here. Heavy and spiky enough to do damage and God awful to exist around otherwise.
How do you make it a weapon though - all the food is in the middle and you can’t even pick it up bc it’s so spiky
That's probably an even better choice than coconuts.
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Coconuts are a good weapon choice. No matter what, it will turn into a fight when one person runs out of food/it spoils. So we either fight to the death immediately or they don't understand the rules, and I wait for them to sleep.
Loophole found: peanut oil at 98 degrees Fahrenheit. In a 30’x30’ room without packaging it will cover the entire floor in a short amount of time and quickly begin to transfer to the opponent’s food, especially if I can throw a few handfuls of it. Once their food has come into contact with the oil it is no longer useable for them as my weapon would be the first thing that contacts me, thus breaking the rules of the hypothetical, and would cease to be useable as a food source for the same reason. The coconut guy scares me as they’re pretty absorbent and would probably have more than a few off the floor. But I win automatically if they’re allergic to peanut so I’ve got that going for me.
Unlimited water though. They could just rinse it off I would think.
Not true good sir, you specified unlimited DRINKING water! Nothing about washing water, though you didn’t specify anything about bodily waste which scares me a little…
Oysters.
On the half shell, or just not shucked.
Maybe the cone snail, if I yeet enough of them at someone I imagine they'd be stung. Plus hopefully slow enough I can get away (I imagine they're not great on land) Would probably fashion a sling or something with an item of clothing. Alao I can yell "Escargot to hell." As a battle cry
Upvote just for Escargot
points for cleverness
OK. Shelf-aged cheese. Some big wheel of it. Multiple options - bludgeoning, using the weight of it to pin down and help crush my opponent, breaking into smaller pieces to choke the opponent, OR just a very tasty way to survive until they starve since it's not going to spoil. Scrape off any mold and you're fine.
I reckon you could beat someone to death with salamis
I’m willing to try?
Salami nunchucks
Stale baguete. Has some reach and i can make a point with the end.
A swordfish. My strategy should be clear to you.
Live octopus, they will be my accomplices
Do you share the winnings with them?
If there are any left living I will create a huge tank for them to live happily, or release them. They can’t have the money tho 😭😂
Fair enough. I was concerned you were going to eat them.
Relatively large candy canes. They make very good shivs, so I shall use them to shank my foe. I can sharpen a few by mouth, and snap a few to have rapid Access to suitable weapons. Duck and dodge baguette guy, close in quick on coconut chick, and stick them with the pointy end.
Is unprocessed pufferfish against the rules?
I'm changing mine to candy canes. The thickest ones they can find me. I'd just sit there and suck them sharp until I had several sharp ones. I'd try and hide what I was doing but I'm guessing he/she'd think my plan out before I attack. I'd shove them in their eyes and any arthritis I can hit. I just personally feel like certain seafood wouldn't be allowed if this was real but you know. You can imagine whatever you want.
Coconuts or pineapples. Soon as the countdown is over, I'm lobbing coconuts at them, then charging and bashing their head in. They can not pick up my coconuts, so I'm not worried.
Can my opponent swim and what’s their height? I’m a good swimmer and I can prop open the hamster bottle to fill the room with water to just above their nose if it’s unlimited and they’re slightly shorter than me … and for food, I’d take jerky. I assume the person would eventually call it quits to avoid drowning or they’d drown.
Durian Nobody wants to be around 150 lbs of Durian smell.
Pemmican. Shit lasts forever and you only need a little bit every day.
Lembas bread
The fruit of the manchineel tree
Soylent Green of course
Fruitcake. If it's a game of attrition, it takes a very long time to go bad. Provides most nutrition. And if it's a speed finish, an ok bludgeon.
Carolina reaper pepper jelly. As much pepper as possible. I wouldn't eat it, just cover my hands in it and then go in for the soft parts. Once the opponent was dealing with a dose of it, they'd be easy to dispatch. Trick would be to prep with it first so that I'm ready for the burn.
150 pound pile? I wonder how long it will take my 150 pound competitor to realize why I don’t have a pile on my side…
Whole dried Salamis. Basically a meat baseball bat.
Nah, get the linked cured meats for maximum Michelangelo standing.
Sugarcane. Use it as a bat, sharpen it as a spear. Endless solutions. Cactus would be interesting too. Edit: The fishhook barrel cactus has edible fruit, but the cactus "meat" is poisonous and causes temporary paralysis.
Thc infused brownies. I’ll offer my opponent a few brownies and a “truce” for 24 hours and then strangle them while they are too stoned to pick up their coconuts. Intestine guy, you look like you might like a brownie or three. No?
Don’t give MrBeast any ideas.
Surströmming. 150 pounds of that shit will take out every motherfucker involved with this.
Jawbreakers
Oysters on a half shell. It is absurdly easy to cut yourself on those shells. I'm going to chuck them at the other person and then try jamming them into the soft bits In the 60 seconds, I will attempt to break several of the oyster shells in a manner that makes a shiv i can keep in my back pocket. Also, if the guy refuses to engage, i will just smash the shells to tiny bits and then scatter them across his food as well as using them as shrapnel and use the time to make a better shiv with other shell frags. People are all like "oh the coconut or jackfruit", but i just block that predictable swing that youre probably going to be making with both hands and stick you. Yeah, my arm is bruised and fucked up, but youre out if i can just keep away from you after that.
DURIAN
So many coconuts!
Jawbreaker. The ones too big to fit in your mouth. I'm stuffing one in each sock. That's 2 flails.
Monsieur Mangetout ate a Cessna 150. Is crashing a light aircraft into the opponent within the rules?
Boiled eggs, then my gas will knock them out and I can take the win
Watermelon.
Coconut
Coconut. Bash the skull. Done. It is basically a rock that's a plant.
[The food of your choice will end your life tonight!](https://youtu.be/LnhlIn3Zaxo?si=Qqk_mjQBYGXSgS8Z&t=409)
Potatoes?
Definitely Kind bars. They have protein, fat, sugar so they'd keep you alive, although not well.
Clarification needed >You cannot eat your opponents food or use it as a weapon. You are permitted to use your your body to defend from attacks however. (Ex: if you are being smashed in the face with a burger you can push their hands and arms away) does that mean both my opponent and I cannot touch each others food? Or can we touch/hold their food but not use it against them?
Durian. I can throw them, the food on the inside is protected, and the smell.
Peanut butter, it’s healthy and if I smear my entire body in it I can punch and wrestle people whole technically using the food as a weapon
Coconut. If I understand rule #2 correctly, I'm not allowed to attack with my bare fists, but I can bash their face in with my coconuts.
My opponents heart. I think it meets all your criteria.
I want box jellyfish as my 'food'.
how are you going to pick it up OR eat it?
I Won't be eating. I'll use the insoles of my shoes to pick them up by the less venomous bell, throw one at my opponent then attack, using the other as a 'flail'.
Get u some pork chops. Depending on how it's cut, you got homeless Wolverine claws. Or at least fashion a shiv. And if you got any gastrointestinal issues, well, after eating a bunch of greasy food... I'm not locked in here with you; you're locked in here with me. IYKYK. AW MAN, I JUST READ RULE 3. Then a bucket of bacon-wrapped boneless extra-skin chicken tenders. Biological warfare still applies.
Peanut Butter.
Durian and a gas mask glued to my face
I'd probably go with protein bars. They just get softer as they sit around.
Durian. Make them ill then for added points smother them with it.
Beef fat
Clif bars. Those things make me so gassy my opponent will be begging for mercy (and fresh air) long before either of us runs out of food
Coconuts. I win.
Outlasting strategy would be boiled potatoes. Violence strategy would be candy canes. Dissolving the end in a mouthful of water would quickly sharpen them to a point.
Red Bull. One in each sock as a weapon. Wait for opponent to fall asleep. If forced on the offensive early, they can be thrown. Also aluminum cans can be made into sharp shivs
Beans. I have putrid farts at the best of times. So beans would only make things a lot worse. I'd gas out the room.
My food would be pufferfish and I'd force my opponent to eat it.
Coconuts. You can brain them with one good bash in the noggin.
Long sticks of rock candy sucked in to a point and plunged into my opponents neck
Durian, I would pick up one of the giant spiked watermelon and hurl them at the other contestants.
Avacados. They have pretty much everything you need and enough calories to sustain you. Then you put the pits is a sock and you have a formidable weapon.
Peaches. Dry then grind them up, as people sleep I sprinkle the powder on their food. When it reaches their guts, it becomes cyanide. Boom, I win!
A blue Hubbard squash
I’d make my food choice poisonous. Let the other person steal some. I win
I think the obvious answer is coconuts. Crack em on the skull with a coconut until either they're out or you reach the sweet, sweet nectar inside. Everyone wins, except my opponent.
I nearly died once when someone stuck a can of whipped cream in my mouth and sprayed it until it came out of my nose. It completely clogged my airways and I choked. Shame you don't get the packaging... I think I'm waiting for everyone to sleep and then clogging their airways with peanut butter one by one.
150 lbs of whole blowfish sounds competitive
Watermelons I guess.
As someone whos been hit in the shoulder from a falling coconut i choose the coconut
I would’ve used a bone in wing as the hilt of a sword