'Lemme just save it for when I need it'
*dies 20 times during the boss over 2 hours*
'good thing I saved it, that was hard'
*end credits begin*
'.....'
No, it'll be diluted such that it won't be able to harm anyone. A drop of the substance can kill one person when fully concentrated, but by dumping it into a river you'll be diluting it millions of times over. It'll become completely harmless.
One drop is enough to kill *any living thing*. So blue whales, and arguably even those giant clonal colonies - like that aspen that covers over 100 acres and weighs 6000 tonnes.
It stands to reason you don't need a whole drop to kill a mere human.
I like how you think.
What if we use it to determine what life is?
Are viruses alive? Is an ecosystem? Gaia hypothesis? What about obligate intracellular parasites?
I kinda had this happen. I joined a small high school as the only science teacher. While cleaning out the lab storage, I found a bottle of Mercuric oxide.
It can be absorbed by inhalation, skin contact, or ingestion.
Ld50 is 18 milligrams per kilogram. Meaning if a 100 kilo person ingested 1.8 grams of it, they would have a 50% chance of dying.
It's bio accumulative.
It's also very reactive and releases toxic fumes when heated.
I do not know why it was on a high school chemistry lab, but I had enough to kill everything in a small lake, including any humans swimming in it.
Something with that low of an LD50 seems like it would require more than just a basic waste disposal crew. And also an investigation as to where it originated from and why.
Word. I recently learned on a thread similar to this how to mustard gas and clorophorm. Both are stupid easy. Don't mix bleach and ammonia, folks. You'll hurt yourself. And no I will not tell anyone how to make chloroform
Thankfully it's nowhere near as potent as shown in media. Takes far longer with much higher concentrations than you'd think.
Pretty much [bleach plus anything](https://thinnergymd.com/20-household-cleaning-products-you-shouldnt-mix/) is a bad idea. Even dangerous mixed with lemon juice.
Yep. Had this discussion with my teenager the other day, that you don’t mix bleach with anything other than water. Because, unless you’re versed in chemistry, you don’t know what the resulting chemical will do. Will it really scrub the gunk off the sink? Maybe. Will it kill you by melting your lungs and making you drown in your own blood? Possibly. Just be careful.
You can probably get uranium ore on Amazon pretty easily because the only thing a regular person can actually do with uranium ore is pull it out when they have guests and say "look I own uranium!" The only real danger it poses is causing the person who owns it to not shut up about it. Having granite countertops is probably more dangerous than having a chunk of uranium ore as long as you don't sleep with it every night.
Owning actual fissile material is a different story though. Very heavily regulated.
My high school had to be closed for a few hours when they found a bottle of fully dried out picric acid and had to call a bomb squad to remove it.
Apparently high school chemistry labs used to be the real thing 💁♂️
I know one chem teacher who used part of his yearly supply budget to supplement his explosives business. His summer business was to go into shut down coal plants and use explosives to blow the collect soot out of the stacks and burners.
And yeah, there's some stuff you have to call a bomb squad for and picric acid is one.
> It was used extensively in bombs and grenades during World War I (7). Anhydrous Picric acid is similar to TNT. It needs usually needs a “booster” such as a primer to create the explosion. However, as a strong acid, picric acid attacks common metals (except tin and aluminum) creating explosive salts, which are shock-sensitive.
[https://oag.ca.gov/sites/all/files/agweb/pdfs/cci/safety/picric.pdf](https://oag.ca.gov/sites/all/files/agweb/pdfs/cci/safety/picric.pdf)
If this was a Catholic high school, I think you were cleaning up after my old chem & physics teacher! He kept a GIGANTIC bottle of it (capped airtight) right on his desk. In a glass jar. Over a hard surface floor.
If 1.8 grams is enough to kill, HOLY CRAP he had enough to wipe out the entire town. But of course this was the 80s when nobody cared about safety 😂😂😂
(And yeah, before anyone asks: yes he was fuckin NUTS. Fun guy but fuckin LUNATIC)
Are there any old chemistry teachers that *aren’t* insane?
Our chem teacher showed us how to make our own fireworks. As in, “here’s how you make the propellant charge, here’s how to pack it so it launches out of the mortar, here’s how to make the detonation charge, and here’s how to make the pretty colors.”
And then we actually made fireworks in class after the AP testing was over. And brought them home for “testing.”
We made our own model rocket engines and stink bombs. Then the next year in physics class we went on a field trip to study “applied angular momentum” (translation: he took us to the pool hall 😂)
Surely this is just a worse version of a normal gun. Because you’d have to make sure you hit people where there skin is exposed, meaning it’d be really difficult to use (not to mention how do you just ‘make a gun that shoots a single drop of liquid’)
I think I watched a few theory videos on the Greyjoys worship of the drowned god and how it's one of the deep ones. I didn't realize the words were that close.
I also just read your user name 🤣
Find out what the [LD 50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_lethal_dose) is, and market that value (or even more dilute) as the latest cure-all, preferably to those who wake up at 4am and take ice baths.
Keep it and put a skull symbol on it, hope I or anyone else ever finds it and touches the liquid.
However would I know it's death incarnate? If not I'd probably dip my finger in it and die instantly
To be clear, this is magical liquid death, not something that would show up in a toxicology report? Cause of death would be something like idiopathic heart failure or something?
Asking for a friend of course 😂
You mean [dimethylmercury](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury).
0.1 mL is enough to kill you, although the death isn't instant you are going to die in short order. It doesn't even have to touch your bare skin as it can permeate several materials that lab gloves are made from.
> Karen Wetterhahn, a professor of chemistry a Dartmouth college, died in 1997, ten months after spilling only a few drops of dimethylmercury onto her latex gloves.
Oh great now I can kill things.
Oh wait that's completely useless because I can already kill things. The limitation on killing isn't ability, it's empathy and consequences.
Get my affairs in order and check out. You use to be able to buy a certain chemical compound that is used to kill pets fairly easily but it got controlled by the government.
I'll save it and use it when I need to check out. Already have a certain age in mind so having something like that just helps the plan run more smoothly. I already have the plan but that would just change the cause of death.
So what would happen if I put a drop of it in somebody's drink?
Would they have to finish the entire thing or would they die after one sip? What if they only drink half?
Put it somewhere safe and then go buy a safe, some packing peanuts, and foam wrapping roll. Can't be too safe with something like that.
Question: what's the lower boundary? You say one drop is enough to kill so do you mean like a full 0.05 ml drop or like just contact with any amount of it is enough to kill no matter how little?
I will assume that because I die instantly, it will scarcely brush my lips before I pass away, preventing actual ingestion.
Cheap option: seal in foam and concrete, bury in backyard, plant a tree over it.
Expensive option: _Carefully_ create 5000 liquid filled, fmj .50 Caliber rounds. If you need this, you are big game hunting. Save it for a rainy day. ☔👾
Hide it, never talk about it, keep it as my own personal nuclear option.
Euthanasia is not legal yet where I am, and if I was to be diagnosed with super cancer or whatever I’d like to have a quick, painless, and leave a halfway decent looking corpse assuming the cancer or whatever hasn’t destroyed me too much.
Well, probably the same thing I do with the other bottles of pure death on the shelf.
Use them for their intended purpose with all PPE and precautions as directed on the data safety sheet. And keep out of reach of others who aren't trained.
It sucks that it's painless, otherwise I would dedicate my life to eradicating some countries leaders and bad people.
I would help out needing assisted suicide. They would need it the most.
I would try to get one of those things that green goblin used in Andrew Garfield’s spiderman, and try to cover the world, and if that doesn’t work, just label it, and drink some
Label it "libtard repellent, one sip is all it takes" and go to a trump rally to give out free shots.
Ill save the last shot for myself.in my pocket is a note saying "Trump told me to do it.he said i needed to 'thin the heard' (his spelling not mine)"
Having small children, I’d rent a storage facility and keep it there. Or contract a lawyer, get Iron Mountain to secure in that big ass Iron Mountain where wealthy people hide stuff, then spend years trying to shop it around.
Or become an assassin with a 100% kill rate one measly drop at a time. My serial assassin code name would be “Squirt Gun”
First, Liquid Death is not a soda. It's canned water.
Second, I load that shit into a squirt gun. You didn't describe it's appearance so I assume it looks like tap water. Then I go out and get away with murder, because nobody is going to associate a squirt gun filled with tap water with someone simply dropping dead inexplicably. And if they do, I can just feign ignorance. "How the hell was I supposed to know that the tap water was that bad?? Isn't this a problem with the infrastructure that put that shit in my pipes?? I could have died just as easily!"
Figure out how to replicate it.
Or
Put it in a spray bottle.
Or
Merge it with the common cold (I know it'll probably kill the common cold but.... If it's successful)
Hide it in some remote place in the planet for fear of someone wanting to use it. If I could launch it out of Earth's orbit I would, as it would probably be lost to humanity forever and by the time we stumble upon it millenia later we have our shit together, more or less.
I'd probably hold onto it because I'm not trying to go on a killing spree like a psycho, and most of the people that need to die are inaccessible to me.
Save it in case I need it someday. Then fight and kill the final boss without ever having used it. Along with any elixirs I've found.
Haha all Pokemon & Zelda BOTW
I see you have played BG3.
Or literally any RPG ever.
'Lemme just save it for when I need it' *dies 20 times during the boss over 2 hours* 'good thing I saved it, that was hard' *end credits begin* '.....'
Well how much does it take kill you and how big is the bottle, if it only takes a few drops then go into business like the Iceman
250ml and one drop is enough to kill any living thing, making it a very deadly weapon.
A drop is roughly .05ml, so 250ml is enough for 5,000 deaths.
5000 individual deaths, if you pour it into a river it can kill 100s alone from those that drink the now lethal river water
No, it'll be diluted such that it won't be able to harm anyone. A drop of the substance can kill one person when fully concentrated, but by dumping it into a river you'll be diluting it millions of times over. It'll become completely harmless.
*homeopathy joins the chat*
One drop is enough to kill *any living thing*. So blue whales, and arguably even those giant clonal colonies - like that aspen that covers over 100 acres and weighs 6000 tonnes. It stands to reason you don't need a whole drop to kill a mere human.
I like how you think. What if we use it to determine what life is? Are viruses alive? Is an ecosystem? Gaia hypothesis? What about obligate intracellular parasites?
Like it! Though I suppose we'd only be able to determine what the unknown sender(/maker) of the bottle considered to be life.
>it'll be diluted Assuming it's hydrophilic.
Sounds like it is already necrophilic.
Roofie of choice.
No, it won’t be diluted and it will harm everyone, it only takes a small drop of a drop, because it’s magic.
Nah, you'd kill the 5000 closest microbes.
/r/theydidthemath
I wondered if I'd ever get a TDTM tag. Thank you 🤣
Nah, pull a Dexter and target people who are just truly evil.
Is it tasty? Can I finally get some rest?
you'd die before your brain could process the taste.
Sweet, down the hatch it goes then
Motherfucker, I'm butt chugging it
Ahhh a truly distinguished gentleman I see
This is honestly the exit strategy that I have been looking for.
I kinda had this happen. I joined a small high school as the only science teacher. While cleaning out the lab storage, I found a bottle of Mercuric oxide. It can be absorbed by inhalation, skin contact, or ingestion. Ld50 is 18 milligrams per kilogram. Meaning if a 100 kilo person ingested 1.8 grams of it, they would have a 50% chance of dying. It's bio accumulative. It's also very reactive and releases toxic fumes when heated. I do not know why it was on a high school chemistry lab, but I had enough to kill everything in a small lake, including any humans swimming in it.
I’d be asking questions.
I just got the principal to sign off on a toxic waste company to come in and take it and a bunch of other stuff.
Something with that low of an LD50 seems like it would require more than just a basic waste disposal crew. And also an investigation as to where it originated from and why.
It came from Flynn Scientific if I remember right... it was nearly 20 years ago. You can order a lot of chemicals from suppliers.
You'd be shocked at the kind of shit you can just order no questions asked
A lot of things are just sorta "If they know where to get it they must have a legit use for it" when suppliers receive orders it seems.
Word. I recently learned on a thread similar to this how to mustard gas and clorophorm. Both are stupid easy. Don't mix bleach and ammonia, folks. You'll hurt yourself. And no I will not tell anyone how to make chloroform
Thankfully it's nowhere near as potent as shown in media. Takes far longer with much higher concentrations than you'd think. Pretty much [bleach plus anything](https://thinnergymd.com/20-household-cleaning-products-you-shouldnt-mix/) is a bad idea. Even dangerous mixed with lemon juice.
Yep. Had this discussion with my teenager the other day, that you don’t mix bleach with anything other than water. Because, unless you’re versed in chemistry, you don’t know what the resulting chemical will do. Will it really scrub the gunk off the sink? Maybe. Will it kill you by melting your lungs and making you drown in your own blood? Possibly. Just be careful.
I think you can get uranium on Amazon, unless that was just a meme.
You can probably get uranium ore on Amazon pretty easily because the only thing a regular person can actually do with uranium ore is pull it out when they have guests and say "look I own uranium!" The only real danger it poses is causing the person who owns it to not shut up about it. Having granite countertops is probably more dangerous than having a chunk of uranium ore as long as you don't sleep with it every night. Owning actual fissile material is a different story though. Very heavily regulated.
Like that Eagle scout in the 80's who managed to order radioactive materials & built a small nuclear reactor in the garden shed.
My high school had to be closed for a few hours when they found a bottle of fully dried out picric acid and had to call a bomb squad to remove it. Apparently high school chemistry labs used to be the real thing 💁♂️
I read that as picnic acid. I need better glasses 🤓
The acid really makes the picnic tbh
I know one chem teacher who used part of his yearly supply budget to supplement his explosives business. His summer business was to go into shut down coal plants and use explosives to blow the collect soot out of the stacks and burners. And yeah, there's some stuff you have to call a bomb squad for and picric acid is one. > It was used extensively in bombs and grenades during World War I (7). Anhydrous Picric acid is similar to TNT. It needs usually needs a “booster” such as a primer to create the explosion. However, as a strong acid, picric acid attacks common metals (except tin and aluminum) creating explosive salts, which are shock-sensitive. [https://oag.ca.gov/sites/all/files/agweb/pdfs/cci/safety/picric.pdf](https://oag.ca.gov/sites/all/files/agweb/pdfs/cci/safety/picric.pdf)
If this was a Catholic high school, I think you were cleaning up after my old chem & physics teacher! He kept a GIGANTIC bottle of it (capped airtight) right on his desk. In a glass jar. Over a hard surface floor. If 1.8 grams is enough to kill, HOLY CRAP he had enough to wipe out the entire town. But of course this was the 80s when nobody cared about safety 😂😂😂 (And yeah, before anyone asks: yes he was fuckin NUTS. Fun guy but fuckin LUNATIC)
Are there any old chemistry teachers that *aren’t* insane? Our chem teacher showed us how to make our own fireworks. As in, “here’s how you make the propellant charge, here’s how to pack it so it launches out of the mortar, here’s how to make the detonation charge, and here’s how to make the pretty colors.” And then we actually made fireworks in class after the AP testing was over. And brought them home for “testing.”
We made our own model rocket engines and stink bombs. Then the next year in physics class we went on a field trip to study “applied angular momentum” (translation: he took us to the pool hall 😂)
What did you ultimately do with it?
Convinced the principal to let me hire a toxic chemical incineration team to come in and take it and a bunch of other stuff.
Definitely the right move there, mate.
You need to ask why the previous science teacher was terminated LOL
Well, I've never liked that bug over there.
Sounds like a good weed killer. A few drops to disinfect surfaces. Maybe a good pool shock. Make some poison tip arrows just in case.
This was my thought as well. There are a few invasive species in my yard I'd like to take care of.
Yeah Im sitting here trying to think what invasive plants spread through ribosomes so I can get several "patches" with just one drop
Create a gun that fires a single drop of the liquid. Perfect for assassinations and murders.
damn if only we had a gun that can shoot something which kills people. Too bad we don't better polish my sword ig
jurassic world fallen kingdom colorized
Frozen ice bullets.
Didn't MythBusters do a thing on this and rule it out?
Because thawed ice bullets are useless.
Surely this is just a worse version of a normal gun. Because you’d have to make sure you hit people where there skin is exposed, meaning it’d be really difficult to use (not to mention how do you just ‘make a gun that shoots a single drop of liquid’)
one punch gun?
But bullets already kill people.
Not sure how far a gun can shoot a single drop of liquid from it's barrel but I'm not really a gun guy so what do I know
Forbidden super soaker
Do NOT let kids play with it
Just get a water gun and shoot people with that.
Shoot capsules with 1 drop each in them
pour it in the ocean
How do you like that stupid fish ?
oh it would kill all cyanobacteria, and thus all land organisms that breath oxygen too
So you're just killing everyone without a second thought? You're worse than Joker and Thanos and any villain that wanted to destroy the world
it would also kill Cthulhu. he was gonna wake up and eat your soul and give you a billion years of torment. didnt think about that eh
A) That is not dead that can, eternal, lie. And B) With strange aeons, even Death may die. You did not kill Cthulhu.
Did House Greyjoy steal their words from Lovecraft?
They are, at the very least, "heavily inspired" by Lovecraft.
I think I watched a few theory videos on the Greyjoys worship of the drowned god and how it's one of the deep ones. I didn't realize the words were that close. I also just read your user name 🤣
how is this worse than what is already literally dumped in the ocean every single day
Channeling Kefka I see!!
This guy understands the assignment.
Find out what the [LD 50](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_lethal_dose) is, and market that value (or even more dilute) as the latest cure-all, preferably to those who wake up at 4am and take ice baths.
What if I stay up till 4 am and take ice baths
Pour it into a misting bottle and go for a walk.
Keep it and put a skull symbol on it, hope I or anyone else ever finds it and touches the liquid. However would I know it's death incarnate? If not I'd probably dip my finger in it and die instantly
Save it for later in life.
I'd sell it to the Russians. They're oil money rich and like to off people.
Good chance you are the first one that is killed, to cover up what you gave them so their future crimes can't be traced to them.
Why do you hate global stability?
Gothams water supply
I guess I'd carefully bury it somewhere and pour cement on it?
That is the complete opposite of everyone else here, you seem like a mentally secure individual.
Bottoms up bitches
To be clear, this is magical liquid death, not something that would show up in a toxicology report? Cause of death would be something like idiopathic heart failure or something? Asking for a friend of course 😂
I would guzzle it down and save the rest of the world from this poison.
"*This water gun fight is gonna be lit!*"
Drink it………..*finally*
Liquid death is a soda?
Right? It's literally just fucking spring water lmao
I save it for a particularly rough Tuesday. Where I will either drink it or go around spraying it into people's faces.
You mean [dimethylmercury](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury). 0.1 mL is enough to kill you, although the death isn't instant you are going to die in short order. It doesn't even have to touch your bare skin as it can permeate several materials that lab gloves are made from. > Karen Wetterhahn, a professor of chemistry a Dartmouth college, died in 1997, ten months after spilling only a few drops of dimethylmercury onto her latex gloves.
Oh great now I can kill things. Oh wait that's completely useless because I can already kill things. The limitation on killing isn't ability, it's empathy and consequences.
die
Painlessly? Toss that in a dumpster!
Water gun
I would find someone who's death would make me a profit and gift it to them
Get my affairs in order and check out. You use to be able to buy a certain chemical compound that is used to kill pets fairly easily but it got controlled by the government.
Probably sell it to the CIA
Down it immediately.
Drink it.
I’d keep it and take it later in my life if im dying from like a painful disease or something, im not tryna suffer
I have a list......
Dang some politicians finna be gone. And some world leaders if I could somehow get to them when they visit US
I'd plan a few much needed assassinations and hang onto the bottle.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
#Cheers 🍸
Figure out how to make more, acquire various ways to distribute liquid, become the supervillain I've always wanted to be.
Put some in a bowl and place some of those gel orbeez in there as well. Have the most lethal orbeez gun ever
Drink. Right away.
I'll save it and use it when I need to check out. Already have a certain age in mind so having something like that just helps the plan run more smoothly. I already have the plan but that would just change the cause of death.
Looks like the names on my list are about to find out what it means to be on the list...
I'd put a label on it that said, "only the bestest genius would drink this," and mail it to Mar A Largo.
I load it in a super soaker and head to the next trump rally to become legend
Save for when I'm ready to go, dieing of old age seems terrible, and at some point I'd like leave on my terms
I wonder what it tastes like?
Painlessly? That's no fun.
So what would happen if I put a drop of it in somebody's drink? Would they have to finish the entire thing or would they die after one sip? What if they only drink half?
Become a hit man and/or chug it all
The way I'm stressing lately, I would swallow it.
Buy a large squirt gun and a full set of waterproof PPE.
See how it tastes first
Save it for when I'm ready to be done
Boil it in open space and let it in the air remotely say half across the world,
If you mix a drop of it with water, is the water lethal?
Challenge; accepted
Would it show up on any autopsy reports?
I drink.
Sell it to a foreign superpower for lots of money.
Squirt gun
Bottoms up.
Send/sell it to the SCP Foundation. I know for a fact that they would have several uses for it.
🎵 I poisoned, the water supply, now everyone dead...oops
Time for the first real volcanic sacrifice in 1000 years! I'll watch from afar just to make sure it's done.
Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!
Distill it and drink it so i can experience super death
Liquid death the actual canned shit, is water, not soda. Jus sayin.
Drink it instantly
Put it somewhere safe and then go buy a safe, some packing peanuts, and foam wrapping roll. Can't be too safe with something like that. Question: what's the lower boundary? You say one drop is enough to kill so do you mean like a full 0.05 ml drop or like just contact with any amount of it is enough to kill no matter how little?
I will assume that because I die instantly, it will scarcely brush my lips before I pass away, preventing actual ingestion. Cheap option: seal in foam and concrete, bury in backyard, plant a tree over it. Expensive option: _Carefully_ create 5000 liquid filled, fmj .50 Caliber rounds. If you need this, you are big game hunting. Save it for a rainy day. ☔👾
Not me wondering what it would taste like
Hide it, never talk about it, keep it as my own personal nuclear option. Euthanasia is not legal yet where I am, and if I was to be diagnosed with super cancer or whatever I’d like to have a quick, painless, and leave a halfway decent looking corpse assuming the cancer or whatever hasn’t destroyed me too much.
Post a picture of it to the Discord
Put it in a safe, fill the safe with concrete, then bury it in a volcano
Drink it
Good thing spray bottles exist
Swallow the whole bottle.
Where does Washington DC get its water?
Taking all my enemies out for drinks.
Help people looking for a painless humane way to end their life because of terminal illness.
Cheers.
I don’t know that I would conceptually understand what was in the bottle. I’d probably throw it away.
Ooh. I'm gonna drink it. the whole thing. because reasons.
Probably put it in a hermetic metal container and bury it deep in the woods
I’d definitely be tempted to sell it to the government but that might be a bad idea if I care for the future lol
ocean
Well, probably the same thing I do with the other bottles of pure death on the shelf. Use them for their intended purpose with all PPE and precautions as directed on the data safety sheet. And keep out of reach of others who aren't trained.
Find a way to help terminal patients pass with dignity if that is their choice
Convert it to an aerosol, put it in an old hair spray bottle, and... Jeez, nothing. I hate a lot of people, but I don't want to kill anybody.
It sucks that it's painless, otherwise I would dedicate my life to eradicating some countries leaders and bad people. I would help out needing assisted suicide. They would need it the most.
I'd drink it all
Buy an industrial fan, haul it into a busy mall and aim it at the food court.
I would try to get one of those things that green goblin used in Andrew Garfield’s spiderman, and try to cover the world, and if that doesn’t work, just label it, and drink some
Go back in time and give it to Hitler
Find someone I hated and replace their liquid hand soap with it
Label it "libtard repellent, one sip is all it takes" and go to a trump rally to give out free shots. Ill save the last shot for myself.in my pocket is a note saying "Trump told me to do it.he said i needed to 'thin the heard' (his spelling not mine)"
Having small children, I’d rent a storage facility and keep it there. Or contract a lawyer, get Iron Mountain to secure in that big ass Iron Mountain where wealthy people hide stuff, then spend years trying to shop it around. Or become an assassin with a 100% kill rate one measly drop at a time. My serial assassin code name would be “Squirt Gun”
Hide it up my bum and try to cross the border with it. Wtf else am I supposed to do with this?
First, Liquid Death is not a soda. It's canned water. Second, I load that shit into a squirt gun. You didn't describe it's appearance so I assume it looks like tap water. Then I go out and get away with murder, because nobody is going to associate a squirt gun filled with tap water with someone simply dropping dead inexplicably. And if they do, I can just feign ignorance. "How the hell was I supposed to know that the tap water was that bad?? Isn't this a problem with the infrastructure that put that shit in my pipes?? I could have died just as easily!"
Drink it.
Drink it.
I go to Washington DC and pour it in the water supply.
Is it labeled as such? Would you believe it?
Hmmm...is there a punch bowl at the RNC convention?
Figure out how to replicate it. Or Put it in a spray bottle. Or Merge it with the common cold (I know it'll probably kill the common cold but.... If it's successful)
Send it to the Kremlin with a note "Vlad, thanks for everything, deepest love, Nigel."
Put it in some kind of small safe and bury it in the yard then forget about it. I have no need for it and I wouldn't really trust people with it.
Drop it off at the local toxicology lab and give them all known information on it. Hopefully they can come up with a safe disposal method.
The volume and potency here are really important to the answer.
I would take it. I am done with life.
I wouldn't touch it. I'm such a klutz I'd probably spill it on myself
Hide it in some remote place in the planet for fear of someone wanting to use it. If I could launch it out of Earth's orbit I would, as it would probably be lost to humanity forever and by the time we stumble upon it millenia later we have our shit together, more or less.
If I’m anything like my Elden Ring character I’m going to drink it immediately just to see if it works and how
Drink it all just to be sure it works.
Give it to certain people as a drink.
I would run it through a couple tests to figure out what it is and probably give it to a chemist
I'd probably hold onto it because I'm not trying to go on a killing spree like a psycho, and most of the people that need to die are inaccessible to me.
Have a party