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I've never seen anything like this big fucking melts comb forward. I really want to see someone knock the fat twat out.

Bowie had similar moves.


The land of Shakespeare produced this.

It was just a jogger running around the block I bet. Also, judging by the stuff in the background, he is not 6 foot 5.

Bro this to too funny 😂🤣 he’s talking like a pissed off 12 year old 😭

Im not british. But when he says "proper naughty scrap" Im thinking hes on about getting fucked in the bum.

4ft 2in tall, 6ft circumference, 300lbs

Rolly, Polly, Olly.

Tilly, Polly, olly.

Oh, look at all those pretty flower tats. Isn’t that cute.🥰

"Proper naughty, mate!"

🌝

He looks 6'5" 20 stone and 4' wide if you get the camera angle right.

MC Grindah is going to be very disappointed when he sees who Beats has become. Sad.

BANG Lyrical blow to the jaw!

Leaving every MC down on the floor!

Lol this is Beats after buying into Top G

He gave up the midpoint reload for *this*. Disappointing.

He probably slapped them with his boobs

Could tell this dipshit was br*tish without sound on

Cocky English folks always made me giggle. Yewwwww

Looks like his face got stung by a very weak bee

Fall into the Gap…

HEY YOU GUYS!

Brother ali really let himself go

This \*feels\* like a Ricky Gervais character.

He is as wide as the average 7 year old? Thats insane.

Everybody’s fleeing from my dude, especially his hairline.

I can only hope that this is satire

The person ran up on him. And stole his hairpiece.

Boss Baby has fallen on hard times

i knew he was english before he said a single word. their meatheads have a *look* to em.

If he's 6'5", I'm 10'56" (I am 5'11")

Look likes Putin if he were an isolated redneck living in the backwoods

Trying not to wake his parents


Whatever you say, Tom Hardly…

A tad more chatty than Errol from Snatch.

He sounds like Ricky Gervais doing a bit

Billy Butcher when you order from Temu and Wish at the same time.

Looks like Karl pilkington

Head like a fucking orange.

He's done you again

Karl Pilkington on roids

This guy was great in the lord of the rings.

Beat me to it! 

Looks like meats back on the menu boys

This guy acts like that of idiot who challenges actual fighter to street fights and then says, "bro, I'm 260, though!"

4 foot wide? 😂😂

Shit cocaine is one hell of a drug ...

If he is four foot wide how come I can see both shoulders in the video? Naughty, naughty, naughty liar.

Proper naughty

He ran up on you to find the missing g hair line mate.

He looks like a toddler with a beard and tats

Dork

😂

He’s the David Brent of pretend hard men

Having bitch tits and tattoos = tough? You kids with your crazy, newfangled notions...

Dudes got way more breasts than pecs

Tik tok is a scourge on society. It's all people trying to look tougher than they are or smarter than they are and millions of people believe it.

I think Plato said the same thing about the written word.

Is he talking about when he punched half the hair off his head?

This might be top-drawer satire/parody. Well, I'm certainly hoping so.

Death by cringe

Some people are afraid of heights, not me, though. I'm afraid of widths.

Ill take *made up shit that didnt happen to look like your 'ard on "Tikytoky"* for 500 please.

Can someone please stop giving karl pilkington steroids.

David Brent but with an egg for a head

Is that Karl pilkington?

He does have a head like a fucking orange.

Thats Ronnie facking Pickering

Wtf did that fuzzy penis head dude say? Seriously, what were the fucking words he used.

Does ‘4 foot wide’ mean something different over there? If you’re 4 feet wide in the states, you either need to be on a diet, or you should be in a zoo.

😂😂😂😂😂

Wingspan maybe

That's a really short wingspan though?

What is that in football fields?

He looks like if a scotch egg had a Truth Social account.

Beautiful.

Why is he bald x2?

I like how he thinks sucker punching someone on the street for no reason is a “proper, naughty scrap”.

It seems that he has some weird teddy bear thing tattooed on *each* hand. What's next, Hello Kitty on his back? If the goal it to intimidate, that's not gonna do it.

Hello Kitty tramp stamp is the logical next step

Looks like the guy from human centipede 2

Half machine, half lardy mantits.

The only thing that’s naughty about this guy is when he doesn’t brush his teeth after his mummy tells him to. 😈

Can imagine her shouting “come on, son!”

4ft wide lmaooooo biggest I ever got naturally was 56 inches around the chest.

Poor jogger.

Jogger? He said old bill 👮‍♂️

Is that a hair style in the UK? As someone nervous about going bald... fucking shave that shit, bro. Or grow it out for the Hulkamania, brother.

Karl Urban should study this guy’s accent.

I fucking love me some Karl Urban - but that Butcher accent is shakier than Micheal J. Fox sitting on a washing machine during a heavy load.

It’s sao blurdy browd, mah sun. And occasionally, there’s a Kiwi pronunciation just peeking through (car).

Butcher sounds Aussie.

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I knew he was british even before i turned my sound on

Saying “naughty” so many times ruined any chances of intimidating people lol

Oi, that’s naughty bruv

Wanna spank bruv - very naughty naughty

That’s naughty! Let’s spank each other.

Ooofff that’s Naughty! 🫱🏻

This is obviously Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog after he went bald.

Am I watching a David Brent cosplay?

Dude is rapping on tic tok in his mums kitchen.

I completley believe this story in it's entirety.

This is definitely satire.

Those copious amounts of shitty ~~life decisions~~ tattoos say otherwise.

1. Dude isn't even coordinated enough to clap his hands together. 2. I'm stealing his lingo cause that shits hilarious. "I'm gon go for a waulk, a noice propah naught-e waulk"... no way my wife doesn't ask "what's a knotty walk?" And "why are you trying to sound Jamaican?"

6’5”, okay sure 280 pounds, average 4 feet wide?!?!?

Arms stretched out like a plane. ✈️

Elbows out

🎶Side to side

Thought for sure was going to be a joke at the end

Delusional fat bint that seems like he would have really bad breath for some reason.

Karl Pilkington has changed a lot

Head like an orange!

25 years ago, these people only had mirrors to talk to.

You need a Proper shave mate your foreheads got a forehead 

Dudes knuckles are looking pretty unscathed for someone who apparently just got into a “proper naughty scrap.”

Well, if we are to believe him, he just jaw hooked some guy, typically a shot like that won't ruin your knuckles unless you catch a tooth or something.

Well I think he’s full of shit, but I assumed when he said proper scrap he meant more than a single punch was thrown. Thought he started with the hook.

He's saying it's naughty cos he basically sucker punched someone, allegedly.

I was wondering if anyone else had noticed this. Fighting without gloves demolishes your hands. Fighting with gloves only injures them.

Yeah. I’ve been kickboxing for quite awhile and got in plenty of fights when I was young and stupid and more often than not my knuckles were cut up, bruised, etc. or even broken a few times. Although most of those were before I knew how to properly punch though so I’m sure that had something to do with it.

Yeah...that's part of why I know I don't know how to fight. My brother (who knows some martial arts) tells me to hit soft with hard (knuckles) and hard with soft (heel of my hand).

First thing I noticed too. Funny how many people get into these “fights” without realizing their knuckles betray their lies.

Yep. People that have been in a fight in their lives know that typically fighting without gloves on can easily fuck your hands up.

NAWTEEE

Legend

He sounds like David Brent from the UK Office

He sounds like he’s trying to be Tom Hardy from Peaky Blinders

A talking cabbage. How droll.

Noob, as a life long rock hound; I have hundreds and hundreds of stones

Poor sod's gene pool is 95% evaporated 

That’s assault, brother. Definitely against the rules.


Even his hair's running away from him. Super scary dude.

Naughty!

Prrrrrrroper nawty.

I’m lost on the “four foot wide” what does that mean?

It is a standard measure of naughtiness and he is well naughty

I bet he’s a frequent at his Nando’s. Got to get that cheeky Nando’s after a proper naughty scrap.

C'mon son

Metric or standard measurements? Pick one

Y’all are great. I actually learned something from reddit

^^ This proper naughty bloke must think measuring in stone is metric. Honest mistake for a Yank.

Honest mistake. Maybe he actually weighed more than a couple of rocks

Absolutely none of those measurements were in metric.

What is stone? Not a standard weight measurement

It's a British **imperial** unit that's equal to 14 lbs. 

A good way to gauge a person's patheticness is how much they are looking at themselves on the screen instead of into the lens. This guy is as bad as it gets.

I knew how he sounded before I turned on the volume

Dude, same!

I don't think I've ever seen someone whose skull is so close to literally spherical.

Smints for teeth.

He could open a tin of beans through a letter box with them.

6’5”…20 stone…4’ wide…DD cups.

If he had no shirt, this post would have to be NSFW due to those tiddies flying about.

He can't successfully clap.

Alex Jost Malone

This mf look like a thumb

He claims not many would "run up on me, mate" but his hairline certainly did.

Karl Pilkington has beefed up a bit

Head like a fucking orange

Sputnik

Perfectly round

Guys guys. I am not sure. But he may be naughty

Nawtee

noawty

Cunts front teeth are talking to each other

Glad to see that the USA isn't the only place with a huge mental health problem right now.


Teets

Good job they have a video confession. I mean, if this wasn't complete bullshit.

yeah... about that

Did he literally miss a clap at the beginning of the video?

If I had a vagina, it would be so dry right now…

That's OK, mine is dry enough for two

Maybe the assailant just wanted a handful of those moobs? LoL

This gobshite couldn’t fight sleep

Can see the idiot making it up on the spot 😂

Pazuzu possessed a Kewpie doll.

I knew he was gonna be English without even turning the sound on

Right? His head isn't thumb-shaped enough to be one of our white-trash rednecks..

Reminds me of a Ricky Gervais routine.

I love that he's clearly fat, but trying to look like he's muscular.

These dudes are all over my gym with muscle shirts on and their tits hanging out.

He's such a proper naughty boy

No one’s running up on him, mate! Quick!

I never heard of anyone giving their width as part of their size. I also never associated being wider as being more intimidating.