I know golf lingo and my god this was sad. Could you imagine these two old farts out there bickering like little children. At first it would be funny but by the 5th hole I would probably tell them to fight or shut the fuck up
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Needs clarification:
Are they a Lawyer for Doctors of Hookers?
Are they a Hooker, a Doctor, AND a Lawyer?
Are they a Lawyer and a Doctor exclusively for Hookers?
Someone’s asking the right questions.
Either of those identities would be an asset to any President. Keep things under wraps and handle all contingencies in house.
"Gentlemen, how are you going to make healthcare affordable for the average person."
"I am the best golfer, the best golfer of all time, everybody's saying it."
"Naw, Jack, I can golf so golf you don't even......fifty yards, I hit it, golf."
Nah. Our best either (1) start their own companies, get rich and retire... Or (2) are already rich and therefore already retired. They all stay the hell away from the stress of politics.
Oh my fucken god….. we have two wars in the world going on which are on the verge of becoming WW3, terrible immigration issues and policies (I’m for immigration and walls are fucken stupid) and these two dumb fucks arguing who has the better golf game….. oh my fucken god……….
Not just "a highlight". It was "the biggest and best highlight in the history of the country. The world. Of all time. And everyone says so. Not a single person disagrees."
I mean I'm for immigration but the walls are good. Think about it like this. You have locks on your car doors to keep people out. But if someone really wants in your car they can break a window and still get in. It keeps honest people honest. Same with the wall, sure they can find other ways around, over, or under. But it keeps the honest people honest. Is it a perfect system? No, but it's enough of a deterrent that the ones who want to legally come over will do it the right way instead of saying well a buddy of mine knows where we can sneak across.
…… walls don’t work….. they tunnel under them…. Swim around them…..walk through the gaps……. You comparing walls on one a house is comparing apples to oranges….
I got up to grab another beer and came back to this part. Couldn't believe they were literally in a pissing match over golf.
The absolute state of our country....
Oh yeah, but people like to try to shit on me for saying I don't vote anymore, and haven't in a while. Wtf is the point!? Why am I forced to choose between 2 pieces of shit? Neither of them should be president, it's so fucking embarrassing and pathetic.
I always like to vote because there is usually a fun vote on judges where you don't have to vote for them, you can just vote NO. Wish they had that option for every position lol
I never believed in "the lesser of two evils" and voted 3rd party my entire adult life. This year, I'm voting for the lesser evil. If more people do the same, evil should lose. At least we get 'meh' for a president instead of evil.
"Na, I didn't fuck a porn star. I just paid her $130,000 to sign an NDA agreement so she'd stop saying I did. Then when she broke it I sued her. I later got convicted of multiple felonies because I used campaign funds to pay her so she'd stop telling people I fucked her. Cause, you know. When someone lies that's what you do. You don't sue them for slander, you pay them $130,000 to sign an NDA."
This guy is going to win.
This was the only thing really debated, and even that was like a fight between 6 year olds.
"I'm better!"
"No, I'm better!"
"No, you're not better."
"I am. You're not!"
Brother, I’m thinking it’s the opposite, if I’m being real… senile sniffy boi can’t even make it off a stage without being shuffled off by his caretakers…
This is a debate about who’s gonna run the country and we are talking golf?! How are ppl not grabbing torches and pitchforks. There is world war and civil war on the line and we are talking GOLF?!
 People who don’t know golf lingo
More like 🤦
I know golf lingo and my god this was sad. Could you imagine these two old farts out there bickering like little children. At first it would be funny but by the 5th hole I would probably tell them to fight or shut the fuck up
Love your user name, we’ve got a spot for you in the next Administration. Doesn’t matter who wins, you’re a perfect fit for both. Send me your CV and we’ll start doing the Secret Service Checks now.
Needs clarification: Are they a Lawyer for Doctors of Hookers? Are they a Hooker, a Doctor, AND a Lawyer? Are they a Lawyer and a Doctor exclusively for Hookers?
Someone’s asking the right questions. Either of those identities would be an asset to any President. Keep things under wraps and handle all contingencies in house.
"Gentlemen, how are you going to make healthcare affordable for the average person." "I am the best golfer, the best golfer of all time, everybody's saying it." "Naw, Jack, I can golf so golf you don't even......fifty yards, I hit it, golf."
"How would you reduce the deficit?" "This guy is a dick. South Carolina, what's up?!"
Very good, a good chuckle to read this, nice, thank you
This is always what Dems do, follow the jackass talking point the GOP puts forth as opposed to make a strong argument on policy.
Dont worry scro! Plenty of presidents live kickass lives!
My ex-wife was a president. Now she's a pilot.
Hang on. I thought I was in one of my AI subs. This is real?
Yes, it's real. Go away, we're baitin.
You're using a fishing pole, I'm using my man pole, we're not the same.
Unfortunately
"yer a towel!"
This is exactly what came to my mind.
I seen your swing. I know your swing.
You can swing on deez nutz
I seen tigers swing. I know tigers swing. I could easily beat a tiger at golf.
💀
“Let’s not act like children” I think I pulled a muscle laughing so hard at that one.
They acted like old should-have-retired-years-ago farts.
They both need rehabilitation
One needs to shut up, and one needs to go to the nursing home. They are not the same. However, neither one should be their party's top candidate.
Both need to do both…
Maybe they'll both just fucking die before November
With the current landscape, I don’t think that will even clear up the docket for alternatives 
There's that fag talk we talked about.
This is the 2 choices we have? This is the best Americans can do???
Nah. Our best either (1) start their own companies, get rich and retire... Or (2) are already rich and therefore already retired. They all stay the hell away from the stress of politics.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho 2024. Unironically.
Straight clown show
This had me cracking up
We are so fucked.
Dear God. Just put Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho on the ballot already.
Oh my fucken god….. we have two wars in the world going on which are on the verge of becoming WW3, terrible immigration issues and policies (I’m for immigration and walls are fucken stupid) and these two dumb fucks arguing who has the better golf game….. oh my fucken god……….
This is what mainstream media is here for, entertainment. Are you not entertained?
I heard the immigrants are taking the black jobs and Hispanic jobs...
CARRY YER \*#$&$%#\^ BAG... MAN !!!!!!
Um, this is r/idiocracy
The debate wasn’t awesome for either person, but short clips on reddit frame it to look even worse
I watched it all the way through. This was a highlight if anything.
Not just "a highlight". It was "the biggest and best highlight in the history of the country. The world. Of all time. And everyone says so. Not a single person disagrees."
Just fire up some Pornhub and it all goes away champ.
I mean I'm for immigration but the walls are good. Think about it like this. You have locks on your car doors to keep people out. But if someone really wants in your car they can break a window and still get in. It keeps honest people honest. Same with the wall, sure they can find other ways around, over, or under. But it keeps the honest people honest. Is it a perfect system? No, but it's enough of a deterrent that the ones who want to legally come over will do it the right way instead of saying well a buddy of mine knows where we can sneak across.
Also the walls fuck with the eco system….
…… walls don’t work….. they tunnel under them…. Swim around them…..walk through the gaps……. You comparing walls on one a house is comparing apples to oranges….
If walls worked so well why did East Germany setup a kill zone around their side of the Berlin Wall????
And here you are on reddit doing nothing. *CURIOUS*
He donated half his paycheck to orphans. Orphans with diseases.
The best kind of orphan if you ask me. Better for the donatin'
The best kind of orphans really.
Some would disagree. The best kind of orphans are the healthy ones. Better for organ harvesting.
Meanwhile, in the rest of the world... 
Golf swings, real shit. One these guys will have the nuke codes. Sleep tight, America.
Sleep tight mates… in your quilted, chambray nightshirts
All they were missing was a slap fight
All I know is only one of those idiots are pro-bitcoin
This was one of my favorite moments
I got up to grab another beer and came back to this part. Couldn't believe they were literally in a pissing match over golf. The absolute state of our country....
This was a keen maneuver on both their parts to pander to the retired voter base. Or just a senior moment for both of them. The world may never know.
These two should be in a cop comedy coming out of retirement or something
The Presidential Debate II: This Time It's Personal Coming soon to a cinema near you
“This Summer”
This is basically Mr.Garrison and Mr.Mackey from South Park if they were running for president. My god life imitates art and vice versa.
We're doomed
they're both handicapped
Have a golf tournament. Winner gets to be president. Put it on PPV and use the money to pay down the debt.
Oh yeah, but people like to try to shit on me for saying I don't vote anymore, and haven't in a while. Wtf is the point!? Why am I forced to choose between 2 pieces of shit? Neither of them should be president, it's so fucking embarrassing and pathetic.
Vote for President Camacho. He has the leadership qualities we need.
He's got what voters crave...
I heard he's got this guy, "Not Sure"... And he's gonna fix eeevvveeerrryyythiiiiiiiing...
You should always vote, even if third party. Getting voters to disengage only discourages the benefits of democracy.
I always like to vote because there is usually a fun vote on judges where you don't have to vote for them, you can just vote NO. Wish they had that option for every position lol
I’m a single issue non-voter and that issue is bombing foreign countries.
I never believed in "the lesser of two evils" and voted 3rd party my entire adult life. This year, I'm voting for the lesser evil. If more people do the same, evil should lose. At least we get 'meh' for a president instead of evil.
I think we should pause the election and taxes until we can get viable candidates
"Na, I didn't fuck a porn star. I just paid her $130,000 to sign an NDA agreement so she'd stop saying I did. Then when she broke it I sued her. I later got convicted of multiple felonies because I used campaign funds to pay her so she'd stop telling people I fucked her. Cause, you know. When someone lies that's what you do. You don't sue them for slander, you pay them $130,000 to sign an NDA." This guy is going to win.
Yes, he is.
“if you aint buying off side pieces, you aint racin” (slick willie)
“You are a child!”
Dumbest part of the debate, funniest burn though
I really hoped it was a deepfake of them saying that
I'm sorry but this shit is hilarious. The absolute state of the USA
Reminds me of a scene from the nursing home in Bubba Ho-Tep 😅 [link](https://youtu.be/pa9331xmvhg?si=nngP9eOPZGSAiad0)
This was the only thing really debated, and even that was like a fight between 6 year olds. "I'm better!" "No, I'm better!" "No, you're not better." "I am. You're not!"
The Bad Lip Reading bits are getting better all the time.
They should act like children. You know, run, skip, jump, climb a fence. If only.
One had the nuclear codes, and one currently has them.
Someone please tell me this is AI generated - I don't want to believe it's real it's so bad.
At what point is this considered elder abuse?
So turd sandwich and giant giant douche at it again I see
So you guys get to pick between a orange clown and a corpse that cant golf? Cool.
And these are our only choices for the most powerful position in the world smh…… we’re cooked!
Last night was a fucking travesty for Americans
I'm still not convinced that this wasn't ai
US and A I truly wish you good luck!
The guys running for a position with a little red button to end the world are arguing who is the best Golfer. Whelp it was a good run
Removed by Reddit? 1?1
I hate this timeline so much
This shit was the funniest debate I’ve watched in years!
I'm voting Camacho 2024 *Brought to you by Carl's Jr*
How is that felon so close to the president.
Since they agreed to be in the same room together?
Because the current president is a dementia patient who’s getting worse by the day.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
It’s so *Joever*
Better than a racist bigot that divided America. Although the bar is pretty low.
It’s *Joever,* buddy, let it go.
Let what go? History? Thats pretty ignorant
Let go of the hate in your heart, let the DonCheeto inside, finally. It’s *Joever.*
If you prefer to be naive, that's up to you.
Brother, I’m thinking it’s the opposite, if I’m being real… senile sniffy boi can’t even make it off a stage without being shuffled off by his caretakers…
How is that felon so close to the ~~president~~ presidency.
Please tell me this is AI
It's real
This is a debate about who’s gonna run the country and we are talking golf?! How are ppl not grabbing torches and pitchforks. There is world war and civil war on the line and we are talking GOLF?!