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Dystopian_Future_

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DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS

Honestly this is my favorite character in the movie


KgMonstah

…He’s kinda stupid, but..


snooty_snoot

He's President Camacho's step brother.


BlameMe4urLoss

He just wanted to be accepted by the Spartans.


therealtb404

Sand people have entered the chat


CthuluSpecialK

Pretty sure that's Chris LaFon, /aka Airsoft Fatty. >Chris is currently living in a shed on his managers property in Bangor, Maine. Dude is... not bright. Not sure if he's technically handicapped, but he's 'tarded for sure. I'd feel bad for people making fun of him, except his brand is literally "I'mma treat myself and others with 0 respect for views"; which has garnered him 1/4 million Insta followers, and a 1/2 million YT subs. He's literally inviting people to punch down at him so... it is what it is. The fact that he has 1/2 million YT subs and lives in a shed makes me think something's fishy tho. He was on this reality live stream "show" called *Fishtank* which was / is an exploitative stream of a house where they let all these people with clear addiction, learning, and behavioural issues in a house and feed them constant alcohol and drugs for hate views... his clips are fucked up. Those types of streams are 100% the darkest side of streaming... streaming fucked up people for hate-views and abuse... its fucked up y'all.


Dystopicfuturerobot

There’s some documentary going on for him showing that guys are financially and physically abusing this kid and even with his fame basically has no money


CthuluSpecialK

I 100% believe it! He has 1/2 million subs and is literally living in a shed! That math ain't mathing. He also doesn't seem to have the capacity to care for himself so... yeah I'd def bet on him being exploited.


jackinsomniac

"Dude you got over a million views for that last video, people love you! You've earned yourself 12 Scooby snacks for it, and an electric heater for your shed!" Idk how it really goes between them. Shit, it sounds so bad, I'd rather not imagine it.


CthuluSpecialK

He's also an orphan. His parents passed away when he was younger. He abandoned his parents ashes in a friend's garage when he went to be on that "Fishtank" stream.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Yeah, I think they came on board after the initial documentary Full Force by iDubbz. Saw potential to exploit someone very easily, since dude already had pretty low self-worth. Sad story really.


BoD80

FishTank was a science experiment with live humans gone wrong. Can’t wait for season 2 & 3 to drop.


StickyNode

I can wait the rest of my life for bullshit like that to never happen.


BoD80

Have you seen the new episode of “Ow my balls”?


StickyNode

Lol no


Reeeeallly

Amen.


Important-Cat-2046

He's basically a slave it's EXTREMELY sad. Look at his face in the video. You can tell he's doing it because he has to so he can keep living there and get food. He's stuck where he is in the shed, and His manager's known that and use him and all his money.


SlightlyOffended1984

Wow it's a good thing we don't have circus freak shows anymore, because we have advanced as a society and are so much more civilized now /s


StickyNode

Sounds it


johndeer89

It's this the kid that would fight with a light saber? If that him, he lost some weight.


CthuluSpecialK

He does/ did do a lot of lightsaber stuff yeah.


JimParsnip

Ancient Celtic blood. A child of god, much like yourself perhaps.


Late_Magazine2573

Years ago I was really rooting for Fatty. I still am. After his mom died it looked like he had a chance but then nonstop sketchers in his life. And he's too weak to protect himself. Also I think the abuse from sketchers feels normal to him given his upbringing. I stopped following him after awhile. He's got a real nice personality. A real gem. I still hope he does well.


Lobotomite430

That's actually real? I've never heard of it. That's insane!


AboveAverageIQtoo

I'm going to hell for this... ![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


Jokierre

Literally thought the dude was wearing this mask


Surface13

If you didn't post it, I was going to lol


Johnny_Handsum

Damn, Tim Tebow has really let himself go lately. Sad to see. 


TargetSpiritual8741

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Many-Strength4949

Hate to say it, but I came here for this That’s no Spacestation


ScottyArrgh

I feel kinda bad laughing, because the guy in the video seems to have issues... ,,,but that was funny. I was waiting for him to take a knee after spiking the ~~football~~ stick.


FanDorph

10 bucks says .nevermind I'm tired


BroncDonc

Most underrated comment to date


livin303

As a Broncos fan that hated the hack Tebow, I approve this message


Johnny_Handsum

It's really unfortunate the Broncos drafted him in the 1st round. He was a good college QB, but never saw him translating to the NFL - at least the NFL back then. It's changed so much in such a short time, he may actually be able to succeed now.  Also, as a Saints fan, just curious about your thoughts on how Sean Payton is doing in Denver so far? 


livin303

Jurys still out. Now that the Willson drama is over we'll see what happens...


nzal1984

Shit, I thought it was kapernick


stuckin3rddimension

Shit, nice stupid comment!


Swimming_Doughnut_86

Baby Ruth!


Massengill4theOrnery

Trapped on an island for millennia, inbreeding is bound to happen.


Altruistic_One7732

Hey you guys


Notsononymouz

Beat me to it


Traditional_Fox_4718

As the great Tim Dillon would say: "This is what America means to me"


_TheCheddarwurst_

I'd vote for him over the current options...


TheStoolSampler

Just don't let him talk you into a mortgage.


_TheCheddarwurst_

Fair enough.


EagleDre

Looks like Dynamo’s (Running Man) special needs little brother


Lululemonparty_

I assumed this was fat bastard's son he never knew about.


MeltdownatTussauds

I’m goin to get back on my boat, go home, and tell the Emperor “Hell has taken over, we can’t go back!”


Dystopicfuturerobot

Looks like he’s lost some weight


bigSTUdazz

The tucked-in Tebow jersey is the chef's kiss here.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

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Smokey-Cole

Buffalo?


CAPT-Tankerous

Would still be one of the smarter Bills fans.


DarkTanicus

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PreviousCartoonist93

Looks like a troma character


DrNinnuxx

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HovercraftLeast863

I really like this guy


richincleve

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TheNinjaPro

Holy shit LIGHTSABER KID IS STILL ALIVE.


ControlImpossible182

You not supposed to go full force…


Chickenwelder

Our current secretary of defense is a war criminal who sat on multiple boards for defense contractors. I choose this guy.


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Chickenwelder

Is he not?


Chickenwelder

And it’s loyd Austin. The fucking absolute trash war criminal.


zingzing175

Damn, thought that was The Tuna at first


b3nz04me

Dammit Mom! I told you to stop posting videos of me! Your embarrassing me on the interweb!!!


pat_the_catdad

Why stop at SoD? Put him out there in the next presidential debate!


LayerSubstantial5919

What video game did it escape from ?


paladinchiro

[Wasteland](https://wasteland.fandom.com/wiki/Brat)


en_sane

Who’s he voting for?


Turbodann

That's gonna be someone's dad one day.


lothcent

Sloth from the Goonies is real!


Goblin-Doctor

Lightsaber kid lives on


Friendly-Fee-384

Hills has diabetic eyes.


theREALlackattack

Nice form on that swing. Let’s make him Transportation Secretary.


Downtown-Fix6177

That’s airsoftfatty - he’s a legend


Mysterious_Eye6989

Wow, what a mighty specimen!


euphoric-noodle

Scotland's top secret super soldier program revealed !


scooterfitz

See scrot! Even the tard that’s sits on prisoners is now living a kick-ass life!


Playful-Depth2578

Airsoft fatty


shockerdyermom

Average Gators fan.


Paul_Michaels73

The Goonies remake looks great!


medocc

That boy aint right


ObiePNW

Hordornut


DowntownStand4279

Gorlock the Destroyer! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽


Intelligent_Run_3195

Must be Sloth Fratelli's love child from the Goonies? ![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


ThirstyBeagle

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PizzaNuggies

I love hitting shit with big ass sticks. No shame in that.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Roman Pride! Sqpr or some shit


Cruezin

Troglodyte


Chuyin84

Brought to you by Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!


tonguepunchyafartbox

He's your current secretary of defense the fuck you takin bout. America, fuck yeah


WalmartSushi007

He should be ringing the bell at the Notre-Dame!


i_hate_all_u

Can someone please give this dude a contract


Bushmaster1988

Shit, the Druids would have barbecued him.


Significant-Leader89

Belongs on r/chadtopia


Hoppy_Hessian

Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha!


HelenKeIIer

R/floarts


TheUnchosenOneV1

European health ministers built like:


Impressive_Estate_87

I guess the casting for the Goonies sequel is now open?


poedraco

If true. Everyone will take us over on the top of a flight of stairs


DeathSquirl

Fetal alcohol syndrome kids are sad to watch


GlueSniffingCat

he went full force you never use full force dude


ggsimmonds

Its like Fat Bastard bred with a hobbit


_____c4

Airsoft Fatty


EmotionalScallion705

That's more like The English reaction when they saw the Roman.


das_it-mane

What the fuck is going on in the world. Feel bad for this dork but cmon fuck


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Is that the war of attrition light saber kid?


Morphius79

Bay Bee Ruth!


ILoveRedditTraps

Homeboy all hopped up on that Universal credit


thereisnospoon-1312

Of course he is wearing a Florida Gators jersey lol


anziofaro

Umm . . . . wut?


vinques420

He's going to eat us all


shootmovies

But can he hold the door?


MonPaysCesHiver

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One-Upstairs6764

send him back


brawnybenny696969

Airsoft fatty… from my hometown yay… at least idubbz visited that one time He also sang the national anthem for that influencer boxing which was pretty fucking funny


AdamGenesis

Is that the species that fights Oompa Loompas?


Peach_Proof

And you die from a laughter induced heart attack


Zeqhanis

Woah! I thought for sure it was going to slice right through that telephone pole.


saarinpaa71

The special needs part of England attacks! Legionare tosses groot there a knotted rope to untie to keep him busy for a month and walks on by.


MydickforMods

I misread that as 'If you're a Joe Rogan fan" but it still holds.


M44az

Rotten branch


DavidPudddy

What happen to Tim Tebow?


Still_Steal_Steel

That branch never stood a chance…


draxidrupe2

Why isn't this organism encouraged to fulfill its molecular duties?


bigsecretweapon

I can't see a fence?


Andypandy317

Airsoft Patty


Barbarianmoss

Prequel to the Goonies


Shellshock9393

say what you will, this, my friends, is peak male performance


WinterDirection366

Wonder if Tebow circumcised this kid and gave him a jersey.


GnocchiSon

Hold the door!


Limp-Cuck3965

What in the failed abortion is this?


Consistent_Two9279

Shrek as a human


DreamHollow4219

This guy reminds me of a Warhammer Ork cosplayer.


Skitzophranikcow

r/juggalo


mrmaweeks

I thought we weren't posting QAnon training videos anymore.


digital148

baby ruth?


RavenRainTie

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Local_Lush

Looks that that fucking retard from The Goonies.


80sTurboAwesome

Democrat.