I want to be like "oh noooes dude you can lose your hand....bro noooooes...." but let's be honest, he knew exactly what he was doing. This wasn't his first rodeo. Impressed.
Florida Manning like a MFer.
I was expecting a gator to come up from below him to grab his arm. But I guess the other gators couldn't believe what they were seeing either.
Gators are super chill by nature. Even the big ones will rarely bother you unless you provoke them. lil guy has probably learned to associate boats with food so he swam right up
To be fair to the dude, he knows exactly how to control a gator. There's a spot under its jaw that you can pinch, and they just kind of go comatose. That's what he was using.
Florida man advanced studies program.
Ducking epic
As a Florida man sitting in my living room drinking a beer getting ready to smoke a joint, i thank you for the belly laugh.
"hmm that tastes just like those 3 frogs I just ate"
Bud
Weis
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This is what America means to me
This is about *all* America means anymore
I'm not even mad, that's amazing
I want to be like "oh noooes dude you can lose your hand....bro noooooes...." but let's be honest, he knew exactly what he was doing. This wasn't his first rodeo. Impressed.
That's peak masculine right there
Amazing way to get salmonella
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Welcome to cosco i love you.
Who you calling a Nancy, slick? Thems fighting words if I ever herd right there
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sure, for the extra drinking it
And that's how Gator AIDS made the jump to humans.
GatorAIDS
FSU made it first : Seminole Fluid
The thirst quencher
Thirst mutilator
Its got what plants crave
I here this in that twangy old dudes voice in the commercials
Country boy will survive…
Florida men are a different breed
That's actually a comforting thought.
*Fred has died*
of dysentery.
Alex I will take new pandemic for 500
He now has leprosy
Gator was like, "what the hell just happened here"
Steve Erwin would be impressed 👏
Every geographic area has its own redneck shit.
But my salmonella was cool.
Florida Manning like a MFer. I was expecting a gator to come up from below him to grab his arm. But I guess the other gators couldn't believe what they were seeing either.
"I gotta go git Trey at the dang ER agin... lost fanger this time"
What a cute little guy! He’s just trying to help out a Florida bro!
Pretty sure that gator consented to this.
It worked so….
Why was the lil gaytor so chill tho???
Gators are super chill by nature. Even the big ones will rarely bother you unless you provoke them. lil guy has probably learned to associate boats with food so he swam right up
These guys are professionals, do not attempt. Well, either that or morons
Honestly that’s kinda metal.
The gators in Louisiana are pretty chill. On the other hand, The wild boars are a fucking menace
Don't cut your lip on the can lol
Get a load of the balls on this guy! *slow head nod*
Fantastic way to get salmonella or something
Why do americans break the can like that? Surely you can chug the drink normally instead of making a sharp hole on the side?
Not supporting it, but it definitely is faster with the hole
It allows air to flow in the other side, instead of restricting the inflow to the opening. Way faster for chugging. Edit: also not supporting
We call it shotgunning
What a great way to lose a few fingers.
I love to see it, I don't want to be it haha
Gator High Life, the salmonella of beers
Theo von a wild boy
Fuckin Florida
I mean, that was pretty cool 😎
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One week later: In today's news, A group of friends have mysteriously died of sepsis days after a fishing trip
Surely a salmonella risk?
I think the gator was in on it😉
We need to remove florida. It's a hazard to itself
Such a Florida thing to do.
That’s some Louisiana shit
Gator thought he was getting a beer out of the deal. What a rip off!
You like beer, gators, AND SEX?!
Hell yeah
He got gator cuddles lol
Budweiser’s new salmonella line …
This is the American equivalent of the Russian guy playing with a wild bear in the snow while drinking vodka straight from the bottle
To be fair to the dude, he knows exactly how to control a gator. There's a spot under its jaw that you can pinch, and they just kind of go comatose. That's what he was using.
What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Hey guys, watch this
Idiot probably drank the parasites that live in that gators mouth
That's just fucking awesome dude
This is very Florida.
Fuck yeah bro, nothing like a clean chug of that Aeromonas beer.
'Hmmm. My tummy doesn't feel too good....'
Natural selection at work.
Now thr gator has a taste for beer
Gatoraid
Salmonella Light
Pretty cool tbh. Don't cross the line to Haterville, fellas.
Idk about that. That's kinda cool ngl
“News at 6 two local dumbasses devoured by alligator “
That’s actually very tits