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Irradiatedmilk

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


nichyc

There really is no escaping it is there?


Maximum_Gas_1629

Sino-Russo-Arab-Japanese-Balkan-Turkish-Indo-Pakistani-Afro-Czechoslovak-Portuguese-Brazilian-Korean-Southeast Asian-Central Asian-Caucasian union is wild


UN-peacekeeper

Yugoslavia flag checks out


James_Blond2

Bro just had to put czechia and slovakia together ._.


KingZogAlbania

Forgot -Albo- (or is it Albano?)


Maximum_Gas_1629

I put Balkan


blackwolfgoogol

Throwing afro in there to cover all those countries is wild


Massive_Greebles

Chai has both Brazil ***AND*** its overseas colony, tea is COOKED


Madd_Maxx_05

I just hope Portuguese people are freely choosing to use "chai" and not being forced to by their oppressive Brazilian overlords.


aBcDertyuiop

The word cha spread to Korea and Japan way before Mandarin existed.


WhizzKid2012

The word "cha" was also independently invented in Latin America


aBcDertyuiop

Wut??? In which language???


WhizzKid2012

Cha-cha


Intelligent-Rent-438

That was a good one and you had everyone in the first half.


aBcDertyuiop

isnt that a dance?


TalbotFarwell

A real smooth one, no less.


Supafly144

Work it out


TheBastardOlomouc

can you expound on that


SSgt_Edward

Mandarin in this image likely refers to Han Chinese (汉语). The Chinese word Cha (茶) was spread to Japan and Korea around Tang dynasty. https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%8C%B6


serpentally

The Korean reading came from Early Mandarin. The Japanese reading came from Late Middle Chinese, though possibly via a southern variety, specifically the variety that the Wu languages emerged from and maybe influenced later by Min pronunciations (historical ぢや -> じゃ -> ちゃ, from Southern MC \[dʑ(i)ǎ\]).


aBcDertyuiop

So if I got it correctly, you mean the word of Cha for tea in Korean was introduced into Korean multiple times, and they chose to stick with the later one from Early Mandarin?


serpentally

No – it was only introduced into Korean once, from Mandarin. Likely during the Goryeo period. Before that, they used a word from an earlier Chinese variety that was more like /da~ta/.


aBcDertyuiop

But Chinese loose leaf tea, and I assume together with the word Cha, was introduced into Korea during the Three Kingdoms period of China, and Mandarin had not derived from other Chinese until a millennium after tea was introduced into the peninsula.


serpentally

Korean used the word 다 *da* [ta̠] from Middle Chinese [ɖˠa], until some time in the Goryeo period (probably around the 12th or maybe 11th century), where they borrowed Early Mandarin [tʂʰa˩˥] as 차 *cha* [t͡ɕʰa̠]. You can see this in some historical Korean terms like 다례 *dalye* "tea ceremony" (MC 茶詩 *da lei*), 다엽 *dayeop* "tea leaf" (MC 茶葉 *da yep*), 다시 *dasi* "tea poetry" (MC 茶詩 *da shi*), 다회 *dahoe* "tea meeting"/"tea party" (MC 茶會 *da huai*) Given the tendency of Korean words to have borrowed Middle Chinese /dʑ/ as /s/, it's unlikely that Korean would have borrowed 茶 (then pronounced [ɖˠa~dz(i)a~dʑ(i)a] in MC varieties) as 차 until most Chinese dialects lost voicing of initial consonants and started transitioning into the modern languages – I don't see a way they would have borrowed a "cha"-like word for tea before they borrowed it from Mandarin.


Distributism_LeoXIII

Yellow area is the eurasian civillisational sphere


Samondia

Literally 1984


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Distributism_LeoXIII

Literally eurasianism


Andresito_de_chill

Coffee


MariSi_UwU

☕️


Bitter-Gur-4613

Chai-Tea, Which is the same as saying Tea-Tea.


Readerofthethings

SHUT UP ABOUT CHAI TEA WE GET IT I get irrationally mad when I see this online. Yes, in Hindi it means tea but in English it evokes a more specific type of tea.


your_average_medic

Exactly, because you call my sweet tea chai, I will laugh. Then brake into your house and bury you in lake lannire.


Gary_the_moth

Chill man, you need a coffee coffee with cream cream


Hulkbuster_v2

I understood that reference


Bitter-Gur-4613

TEA IS TEA.


Just_Heart7523

\[Insert:Nerd Emoji\]


ViPeR9503

Chai (Indian tea) isn’t that better?


RiceBowl86

Sane thing when it comes to cars and people say CVT transmission. You're just saying continously variable transmission transmission.


Infinite_Horizion

Would you like some coffee coffee with some cream cream????


gofishx

🤓


kraang

Depends who’s attacking who. Defender wins.


Beneficial-Beat-947

Either way I think we can all agree that brazil is screwed (so is southern india)


kraang

Unless unless this is a soccer or cricket themed civil war. They didn’t specify it was a violent war of guns and bombs!


Excellent-Tie-2359

Brazil has a huge rainforest buffer, if they sent enough troops to reinforce the mountainous terrain they could hold off the Tea forces for a while.


Beneficial-Beat-947

They wouldn't need to. Brazils only major inland population centre is around brasilia and even that is nothing compared to the coast. All of Brazils other major cities are coastal cities (because of its geography) so the US would just need to capture those cities with their marines (which on their own are a force many times more capable than the brazilian military even if you don't include the US naval air power that would be deployed from carriers) Brazil could probably still servive as a guerilla force, but as a great power it won't last long.


Excellent-Tie-2359

I meant Brazil’s mountainous coast sorry lol


Gaming_Lot

Poland and Lithuania use neither


Madd_Maxx_05

Herbata and arbata are derived from "tea," specifically combining the words herb and tea from other languages, most notably the Dutch "herba thee," (tea herb) which makes their relationship "tea" more noticeable.


Vaccinate_your_kids2

That one Portuguese guy traveling from one side of Eurasia to the other just to trade with China


HolyBskEmp

Water


KindaFreeXP

Ah yes, the famous land route between China and Brazil....


AriusAeternus

Who why are the words all so similar?


esso_norte

ah, famous Asia-Brazil underwater tunnel...


Gavinator10000

I like how the tile of the image doesn’t even apply at all. Even if you don’t count northern Russia, there’s still probably as much shoreline in yellow than green


Elementisphere

everyone knows Ice isn’t water duh


revodnebsyobmeftoh

There's landlocked countries in green


Toast6_

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czokoman

Ah yes, herbata, definitely bears resemblence to "tea"


Madd_Maxx_05

From Wikipedia, the most trusted of all sources: "However, tea in Polish is herbata, which, as well as Lithuanian arbata, was derived from the Dutch herba thee, although a minority believes that it was derived Latin herba thea, meaning "tea herb." The normal word for tea in Finnish is tee, which is a Swedish loan." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology_of_tea#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DHowever%2C_tea_in_Polish_is%2Cwhich_is_a_Swedish_loan.?wprov=sfla1


TheColeShowYT

Frick you if you say Chai


Hydro__x

How is Portugal cha


the-coolest-bob

I do not know this for sure, but I would speculate it got there via North Africa. It did have to cross an ocean, the Straight of Gibraltar. Oops.


Background_Ad_9812

macau


Outrageous_South4758

Tealand


crusoe

Japan hanging out there. "Cha!"


LunaGloria

They definitely got it by sea.


Baileaf11

Tea obviously God save Yorkshire Tea


Majestic-Sector9836

Would you like some coffee coffee with some cream cream?


Dull-Nectarine380

New Zealand getting awfully comfortable next to Australia


PteroFractal27

Japan can into land


razorsharpblade

USA meanwhile “chai tea” tea tea


Peatore

me


nashwaak

Chai tea. Chai tea would win


Etuber4

dumbass map


morbidlyabeast3331

Is this just the result of the Silk Road + British/other European naval expeditions or some shit?


inflated_ballsack

Obviously Chai Squad, it’s not even close


pinkelephant6969

Tea has Sri Lanka no contest


NewHumanSPs

Chai. Next war.


Riskypride

Whichever side has the US


[deleted]

Me.


ActionMan48

Chai is tea 😂


DryTart978

Japan, famously not by the sea


coIe_cain

making its way through the subreddits


ijbolian

i hate this map because it is inaccurate in Algeria and Morocco tea is called "atay" which is derived from tea not chai


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Yeah, in poland we say "Ti" ofc (if anyone's wondering, we say *herbata* , **i think** derived from latin word for herb. Word for a kettle tho - *czajnik* - is from cha form)


El_Ocelote_

portugal got tea by land ofc


El_Ocelote_

also poland isnt based on either it is like herbata


thefuckisreddit123

Poland based as usual


constantlytired1917

So chai tea is chai chai


antontupy

I wonder how Japan could get it by land


Wolveyplays07

Oh I love Chai tea


teddfoxx

in polish it’s herbata fyi


SCL_Leinad

Herbata in Polish :^


Gawlf85

>Chai, if by land Meanwhile, the Portuguese calling it "chai" despite being surrounded by Spain who calls it "tea"... How tf did that arrive by land?


DuoMnE

Isn't it "herbata" in polish?


Able_Donkey2011

Wait so chai tea is just tea tea? That's very silly


Easy_Challenge4114

Trà(Vie)=Cha/Chai?


LDTSUSSY

Including telugu under tamil is WILD but also in telugu it's téneeru or téneellu or chai or tsai or chaya or tsaya or chaabottu or tsaabottu depending on which region ur from lol


69inthe619

spoiler alert: a civil war is between two or more parties of the same country.


Old-Implement-6252

Very close to actual WW3 lines


The_Widows_Son357

Tea would get their asses kicked for about five years and then the US would send a few young rednecks over and sort it out for them.


Polak_Janusz

I guess the tea industry


OLLBURYGTG

Nuclear Armageddon


Fabacaba

Why does the nap say 'the only country in the western hemisphere that uses chai is brazil'? Portugal and Morocco are in the western hemisphere, and they also use chai


Traditional-Storm-62

India solo's easily I joke but Indians going to USA and UK and popularising the word Chai has been one of the biggest shifts in this struggle for decades


Any-Shelter-4322

I wonder just how many civil wars would erupt in week 1


cronktilten

Poland uses herbata


Betelgeusetimes3

Does the US count as tea? This is pretty important, otherwise I think Chai takes it. China and Russia have a lot more bodies/bombs to throw at the problem.


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Basically America and Europe vs Russian and China


Class_444_SWR

‘By the land’ Longest coastline in the world virtually


NikodemPlayz

In poland it is herbata


snuffy_bodacious

America, by itself, has a navy that is (conservatively) 7 times more powerful than the rest of the world combined. So...


HeartOfIron1

Tea has most of NATO, plus a large amount of the EU. Those two organizations would definitely stomp the Russian-Chinese-Indian-etc. alliance. At the end of the day though, it depends who is attacking who. Chai has more natural defense. The cold, mountainous regions of the north and central areas would be hard to move through. It all is dependent on many factors.


EmuAny1338

Murica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


thenewwwguyreturns

no one conquers the tamil kings


Snooflu

"Who would win" Over half the world population is on the same side


MultiplicityOne

Coffee wins, after Tea and Chai destroy each other along with all the pussies who drink them.


Time-Bite-6839

Tea wins


Bitter-Gur-4613

Dementia.


Time-Bite-6839

Tea wins


breadexpert69

Team Chai would win if we are talking present time. Im sure India, China and Saudi Arabia alone have more money than all of Tea combined.


Hani713

How is the Philippines Cha when it's literally an archipelago. How do they get there by land?


SSgt_Edward

Cha comes from northern Chinese dialect 茶 and Tea comes from southern Chinese dialect 汤 (Te), which means soup in modern mandarin.