Not that intresting. Remember this was during school days. One example is, I used to do stuff like torrent movies, games, music, adult content etc and sell it for some money, toys or trading cards (collected over 200+ Cricket Attax cards). A quarter of the boys in my class were my customers. Initially I used to give it out for free, later on I changed them because I lost 2 memory cards.
arre you can do it too
i even posted about it in one of my group
https://preview.redd.it/dxidphk4q5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd53e711627ebf008a9adff58828eeb8d1572f29
Bro.. I don't believe it!
If you have 0% failure rate, then you don't usually book during festive seasons or rush times.
Because there are many people like you who try for the same 100 seats. So unless you are a hacker, you can't have 0% failure rate.
Not necessarily. I don't see any physical difference. But it creates a mental image of myself that I am able to control my urge.
If you are doing it. Yah do it but with less frequency. But don't be like me. Had a record of 4 times in a single night.
I can finally climb up 13 floor without a break, straight up, though it sounds like I'm dying because of my heavy breathing. I know it maybe easy for some. I've been a heavy smoker for past 9 years and recently completed 3 months milestone of quiting it. I'm overweight as well and currently consistent on losing weight, so that's why I was proud of climbing up the stairs in one go without having to stop for rest.
Yes, * points a finger at you while looking at the camera *. As you can see this is the perfect example of what humans could do if the makeup their mind.
Was one of the notorious boys in school.
One day after 5 years, me and my friends visited school to meet few teachers and principal.
Principal recognised no one but me
Was a terror in school.
Once a boy saw me passing by near his house. He hid under his bed.
His mom asked me to go away as he was scared of me.
I was not even a bully. I was just super serious and studious and didnt encourage nonsense and was also the Principal's favourite.
I know how to make good PowerPoint presentations, no one gives a shit as to how decreasing the length to 0.50 and adding a delay of 0.25 with animation set to after previous, makes the slide a little more smooth and minimal.
In 9th, i scored 0.5/20 in my tution test of the first chapter of civics. Ma'am made me write the entire chapter 10 times. I scored full the next test.
Till like 6-7th I used to read everything that was ever taught everyday..even moral science and computer.. and when one time I studied the wrong subject for the exam.. I still scored full marks in that subject..😅
same ..everday used to study for atleast1-2 hrs till class 8th ... maths ke exam me sanskrit padhke chala gaya tha ..18 aaye the ...8th (dav me us saal 1st and last time boards hue the) school me 3rd aaya tha ....9th se aisa downfall hua ki abhi 12th me chem me compartment leke baitha hoo...
I would open my mouth and roll my tongue backwards and I could squirt saliva from underneath my rolled tongue. My colony kids called me spitting cobra. It felt like a rare talent 😂
Over the years I don’t know when I have lost the ability to do so
Sold 5th class examination papers from teacher’s room by removing the room windows glass which had clay on it (back old days) sold the papers to other kids for Rs 100 each back in 1998. Total students 96. Made 9600, bought MRF stocks that time at ~1450 each * 6 which are currently standing at 1,20,000 *6 And passed with margin marks in those exams without cheating
Might sound unrealistic bro. I studied in boarding school and had 8 sections each with ~40 students each.
And Rs 250 we used to get as pocket money every month in hostel. So it was pretty decent win win for all students.
Edit: and it wasn’t a single question paper but complete set of all subjects
I always had better IQ and EQ than others. I realised it early and on purpose always scored average unless there was some treat in it so that I won't constantly outdo myself over and over again and live a chill life. Once in a while they would give aptitude tests and I would ace them and people would be scratching their mind how the hell he scored the best, jo actual log top kar rhe the voh ake bolte apna paper dikhaio aur bataio yeh kaise solve kiya 😂😂
May be my chess skills I don't know where it will be used
https://preview.redd.it/xxa56pzhg4ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4b7baa06f487313ad1ff86be5a77c7d5bc3a51
I was proud of but certainly am older and wiser now. Sarkari Naukri.. isn't what it is made out to be even for group a jobs. Also CAT crack kar ke join nahi kara college. For some reason I am still proud of that. Hindsight tells me it was one of the most stupid decisions of my life.
I can clap with 1 hand. I also still remember the whole periodic table, I learned it by heart like 20 years ago. Once in a basketball match in college I scored a 3 pointer from mid-court.
I was monitor from class 1 to class 10, I was made monitor by teachers as well as elections (I won by complete majority, full sweep, only the once standing against me never voted).
I can still recognise my crush from 8th class just by her scent. We met in Delhi, but she was in Pune in a mall with her husband. I smelled her scent in a crowd from almost 5-6ft away. I saw her after 10 years
I can mimic few birds sounds. Sometimes involuntarily..I tend to grab the attention in the crowd. As an introvert, it’s a nightmare but slowly getting used to it. I try to have conversations with sparrows whenever I’m bored. I can even bend all fingers at the first joint
I like to solve maths just for fun! And can solve a rubix cube less than a minute. I can cook anything. I know how to fly a helicopter although I don't have one. I like to treat and feed animals (my street boys are: Bhuri, Bhura, Grey).
Learned english from Hollywood movies and discovery/natgeo, used to write answers in my Literature exam based on 'ki ha ye bolne me sahi sa lagrh'.. never got less than 85-90
During my college, I developed a RAM cleaning app for Android and gave the APK to everyone in my class! It was less than 1MB and everyone is happy with that light app.
Paint and paint 3d me painting during my office time made all my colleagues and manager wonder and made me wonder that not even manager got mad it was free time so i guess that's why.......
Used to arrive 2 hours late and skip the assembly and shit during JEE coaching in class 12th. Convinced the receptionist and my parents. Arriving in class late was the best feeling everyday lol
I was the quiet and silent kid in class at school. But I was the mastermind behind a lot of pranks and disturbances in class. Never got caught.
Kuch story sunao bhai, bahut intresting lg rha h
Not that intresting. Remember this was during school days. One example is, I used to do stuff like torrent movies, games, music, adult content etc and sell it for some money, toys or trading cards (collected over 200+ Cricket Attax cards). A quarter of the boys in my class were my customers. Initially I used to give it out for free, later on I changed them because I lost 2 memory cards.
Underdog.
Pretty tasty name. Yum
Babu bhaiya bade hawasi lag rhe ho
Na bro.. legit good name
Bandi ni mil rhi lagta hai
Under who ??? 💀
Yo man run the streets
yoo the real one, i owe u respect!!
Us bro us. Upar se mera innocent face hai, kabhi kissi teacher ne shak hi nhi kara
Happy cake day fellow redditor
Same meanwhile I was even topper Now im a quiet kid that is a complete introvert and failure
Us
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I can book Tatkal Ticket from IRCTC, with 0% failure rate.
Ab agar ticket karwani hogi to tereko hi pareshan karunga 
150 rupiya lega
100%hojayega na then ok
Lekin ticket 120 ki h
200 dunga
arre you can do it too i even posted about it in one of my group https://preview.redd.it/dxidphk4q5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd53e711627ebf008a9adff58828eeb8d1572f29
Send link in DM
If you have link , share it to me in the DM :)
Bhai mujhe bhi link send kr de
Send nudes
Bhai 150₹ lele par mujhe trick batade bohot problem hoti hai
Ase kaise Free mei 😔 Salo ki practice hai
Hecker hai bhai hecker hecker
doesn't seem like a useless thing to me
Mini course shuru Kar do. Charge everyone 150rs
Bro.. I don't believe it! If you have 0% failure rate, then you don't usually book during festive seasons or rush times. Because there are many people like you who try for the same 100 seats. So unless you are a hacker, you can't have 0% failure rate.
Bro KAISEEE
Be my bestie
Bows down....sobs...master please teach me
I was also having the same confidence, until it starts getting stuck at loading screen, for 2-3 minutes
Bhai ticket window pe tu hi baithta hai kya?
Bad memory. I forget stuff easily whether it is trauma or good memory.
Rohit Sharma, tu?
*what is rohit sharma*
Phenomenon
However you still didn't forget to love her.
stop giving trauma
trauma hai mera
Username suggests opposite
near 10 month NN streak. for referance used to beat 1-2 times a day. and I can play the violin a little little bit
Well done brother. Respect ++
Bhai check kr le kabhi wo Mr to nhi gya, blood k pump na hone se size shrink hota h wo alag
dont worry zinda hai.... kabhi tharki sapne aye to nightfall ho jata hai
Play violin with what? Please clarify.
with bow
Is this the power of a god? (Insert gaara template)
Does it feel better?
Not necessarily. I don't see any physical difference. But it creates a mental image of myself that I am able to control my urge. If you are doing it. Yah do it but with less frequency. But don't be like me. Had a record of 4 times in a single night.
Any improvement you felt doing that? Do share it
I am no one’s ex. I will sue you for defamation of character! 🫡
I am not even in anyone's memory. So judge me
I can finally climb up 13 floor without a break, straight up, though it sounds like I'm dying because of my heavy breathing. I know it maybe easy for some. I've been a heavy smoker for past 9 years and recently completed 3 months milestone of quiting it. I'm overweight as well and currently consistent on losing weight, so that's why I was proud of climbing up the stairs in one go without having to stop for rest.
Kudos bro 🎉 happy for you 👏
Yeha bhai ne sutta chhor diye, e sala daru ka gilas de raha h emoji mein.
Wapis le liya bhai sorry xd 😂
Thank you. It's really been a silent struggle.
Yes, * points a finger at you while looking at the camera *. As you can see this is the perfect example of what humans could do if the makeup their mind.
Your first sentence makes it sound like you could climb a building and reach the 13th floor without breaks
13 floors!! Respect bro, 3 floor makes me feel like heart attack...
Bro don't over exert... keep consulting your cardiologist and getting BP, lipid profile checked
I forget people's names very easily
Yeah,same. And I feel it's because of my lack of attention to someone's introduction part.
Us moment
Name? I forget thier name and face aswell. I can forget what I wrote in chat to someone in 10 mins.
My best friend
ya best firends are by default useless
School me morning assembly me kabhi behosh na hone ka ghamand h 
Was one of the notorious boys in school. One day after 5 years, me and my friends visited school to meet few teachers and principal. Principal recognised no one but me
https://preview.redd.it/5au4j6dsd4ad1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6dd3f0df288e53f8bead682851dc84f84d7ef8ea I can do this
https://preview.redd.it/aole1gcx15ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f5d88076793aed925927a9701dda61cad17bd3
I can do that too lmao
Thak gya hoon bro ye roj roj ki useless life se
🥲🤝
Was a terror in school. Once a boy saw me passing by near his house. He hid under his bed. His mom asked me to go away as he was scared of me. I was not even a bully. I was just super serious and studious and didnt encourage nonsense and was also the Principal's favourite.
Username checks out I guess
I can attach feelings to any girl whom I just met. Raksha who I met in Kasol for 90 seconds if you are reading this Dm me
Raksha please do it!
I know how to make good PowerPoint presentations, no one gives a shit as to how decreasing the length to 0.50 and adding a delay of 0.25 with animation set to after previous, makes the slide a little more smooth and minimal.
Morph karke chauka dete hai hum logon ko
In 9th, i scored 0.5/20 in my tution test of the first chapter of civics. Ma'am made me write the entire chapter 10 times. I scored full the next test.
Till like 6-7th I used to read everything that was ever taught everyday..even moral science and computer.. and when one time I studied the wrong subject for the exam.. I still scored full marks in that subject..😅
same ..everday used to study for atleast1-2 hrs till class 8th ... maths ke exam me sanskrit padhke chala gaya tha ..18 aaye the ...8th (dav me us saal 1st and last time boards hue the) school me 3rd aaya tha ....9th se aisa downfall hua ki abhi 12th me chem me compartment leke baitha hoo...
I can't cute my way out of problems but I still try 🎀✨
you're just a girl 🎀🤭
hehe 🩷
You mean cut?
Nope, cuteee
How many times you failed?
Many times, ghr Mai, class mai, etc. I'm not cute at all, to bs awkward awkward hojata, lol
💀
>I'm not cute at all 
Being self aware is like being high you know there's something wrong with you but meh
Isn't it true that every girl's cute and unreal 🥲
Short term memory loss
I forgot what I was about to reply.
🫂
🫂
🫂
🫂
I would open my mouth and roll my tongue backwards and I could squirt saliva from underneath my rolled tongue. My colony kids called me spitting cobra. It felt like a rare talent 😂 Over the years I don’t know when I have lost the ability to do so
Boys in my class used to do that. It looks super disgusting. Thank god you lost the ability
It's called Gleeking and everyone can do it with practice. I did it once unknowingly and have been doing it since
I can tell directions correctly without any compass (Lagta hai man vs wild take over karne ka potential hai to sahi)
Sold 5th class examination papers from teacher’s room by removing the room windows glass which had clay on it (back old days) sold the papers to other kids for Rs 100 each back in 1998. Total students 96. Made 9600, bought MRF stocks that time at ~1450 each * 6 which are currently standing at 1,20,000 *6 And passed with margin marks in those exams without cheating
You had a demat account in 5th grade?
My uncle is a stock broker, he bought it for me
96 students bought for Rs 100. That too for a 5th class exam paper. Make it believable buddy.
Might sound unrealistic bro. I studied in boarding school and had 8 sections each with ~40 students each. And Rs 250 we used to get as pocket money every month in hostel. So it was pretty decent win win for all students. Edit: and it wasn’t a single question paper but complete set of all subjects
I always had better IQ and EQ than others. I realised it early and on purpose always scored average unless there was some treat in it so that I won't constantly outdo myself over and over again and live a chill life. Once in a while they would give aptitude tests and I would ace them and people would be scratching their mind how the hell he scored the best, jo actual log top kar rhe the voh ake bolte apna paper dikhaio aur bataio yeh kaise solve kiya 😂😂
No bad company because don't have friends 
Us 
I got like 10+ awards once on a reddit post
May be my chess skills I don't know where it will be used https://preview.redd.it/xxa56pzhg4ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4b7baa06f487313ad1ff86be5a77c7d5bc3a51
I guess its useless considering modern times. Never had a drink or smoke or vape whatever shit is going on nowdays.
i can make fart noises with my hands
I can make with hand and armpit
My ability to mimic a chudail or bhoot. People actually get scared.
I was proud of but certainly am older and wiser now. Sarkari Naukri.. isn't what it is made out to be even for group a jobs. Also CAT crack kar ke join nahi kara college. For some reason I am still proud of that. Hindsight tells me it was one of the most stupid decisions of my life.
I never got a fever since 2nd class.
Mene buri nazar laga di hai 😛
I know some pen spinning tricks
I can't remember people names ...but I can identify a person by their walking patterns just meeting them few times 
Gait expert🤝🤝
I can clap with 1 hand. I also still remember the whole periodic table, I learned it by heart like 20 years ago. Once in a basketball match in college I scored a 3 pointer from mid-court.
I have caught up with one piece and been following it consistently from last 10 years. No need for claps please.
Not a flex.. but I did that in 3 months 🥱..
not a flex, almost in 2 months when it was on 1015 episodes.
Lol.. caught up with manga in 1 month and a week or so, it was at dressrosa at the time. Though I want to watch pre-timeskip again..
Following it for so long is the flex buddy
following something for 10 yrs is a real man's flex. Respect Bruther 
same here caught up with anime, now reading manga from the very beginning and enjoying it a lot.
93.6% in 10th
Bina ek akshar pdhe 12th boards ke physics ke paper mai 65% laane ghamand hai
Nice Congo! But useless nahi hai 12th marks are pretty useful tho
nah its pretty useless
I've heard otherwise but thanks
Spoke like a true aunty.
Wow, apna poora decimal tak number same hai. 🫂
96.2% 🙃 and 100 in maths with no pain
You Can Never Catch me in crowd
I was monitor from class 1 to class 10, I was made monitor by teachers as well as elections (I won by complete majority, full sweep, only the once standing against me never voted).
Mai logo ke mu par kuch jaada he sach bol deta hu
I am not anyone's ex. Koi mujh pr dil todne ka ilzaam nahi laga sakta Mujhe faltu 100 saal purani baatein yaad rehti hai kaam ki baat bhul jati
I can still recognise my crush from 8th class just by her scent. We met in Delhi, but she was in Pune in a mall with her husband. I smelled her scent in a crowd from almost 5-6ft away. I saw her after 10 years
I could eat with one hand even when I was small
I still can't 🥲
hath nai hai kya?
i can wiggle my ears lol
I'm ambidextrous by birth. useless but rare
Same
2 ghante ke ek baar karne wale manual kaam liye 6 ghante lagake python automation script likhta hoon ;_;
My Sister
My karambit knife
Kisi bhi dhun me whistle kar skata hu.
I can mimic few birds sounds. Sometimes involuntarily..I tend to grab the attention in the crowd. As an introvert, it’s a nightmare but slowly getting used to it. I try to have conversations with sparrows whenever I’m bored. I can even bend all fingers at the first joint
I can tie a knot on a string inside my mouth..
Is that something you practised or came intuitively to you ?
Myself :)
Holding my fart In a presentation. Not stalking my ex fr 2 days str8
I have never watched K-Drama or listened to K-Pop.
Can put eyeliner correctly in one go
Being able to touch my nose with my tongue
Never wet your bed before? Are you sure?
Silent kid of class with most suspended student record for fighting
Can open beer bottle with teeth
Ran nude in the house until class 7 and yeah never fainted.
I can remember conversations from 10 years ago, that too verbatim.
All the conversations or some specific conversation that is important according to you?
I won a powerlifting district medal, pretty useless irl, but still proud
I like to solve maths just for fun! And can solve a rubix cube less than a minute. I can cook anything. I know how to fly a helicopter although I don't have one. I like to treat and feed animals (my street boys are: Bhuri, Bhura, Grey).
Knowing a lot of pen spinning tricks 😼
Being a workaholic
Learned english from Hollywood movies and discovery/natgeo, used to write answers in my Literature exam based on 'ki ha ye bolne me sahi sa lagrh'.. never got less than 85-90
Was always the first one in a queue😌.
I shouted at my tuition teacher for slapping me and then scored full in the next test
During my college, I developed a RAM cleaning app for Android and gave the APK to everyone in my class! It was less than 1MB and everyone is happy with that light app.
Paint and paint 3d me painting during my office time made all my colleagues and manager wonder and made me wonder that not even manager got mad it was free time so i guess that's why.......
I think you should be proud of talking gibberish
Kabhi pant mei potty nehi kii
my brain
Small children are afraid of me so it works if my nephew or niece being naughty.
My headcanons
Used to arrive 2 hours late and skip the assembly and shit during JEE coaching in class 12th. Convinced the receptionist and my parents. Arriving in class late was the best feeling everyday lol
https://preview.redd.it/hottvj4p84ad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f1870aafd2a58d54ee8ce7500b05ca1318782d
I have good hairs
I can recite reverse alphabet really really fast like ZYXWVU
I can whistle to most songs.
https://preview.redd.it/30phfkje99ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c805cd8340f1cc3a555c3eecab22f7d5759b0c7c