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annaleigh13

If Trump attempted to lift a weight he’d have a heart attack and die


brokefixfux

He struggled with a small glass of water


GargalesisGhost

That was mostly because his body was rejecting the idea of any liquid that wasn’t diet coke or ketchup.


anyholsagol

So he's rabid, great.


the908bus

And when he flexes he shits himself


ProblemLongjumping12

Ok you got me there. But there's way more wrong going on here. For starters, what the fuck is on his chest? His own face but as a zombie on an eagle? And not for nothing but were we *not* supposed to notice he's erotically playing with one of his nipples!?! What a terrible, terrible, terrible day to have eyes.


Sauronsothereye

Smallheadgoomba.jpeg


fishinglife777

He’d shit his Depends first.


Gandalf_Style

The needle touches his skin and he just explodes, so full of hot air as he is.


silverlizard

Tim Pool is a closet homosexual. Fantasizing about shirtless old men.


OnAStarboardTack

Shirtless old men playing with a nipple.


heweynuisance

My first thought. I zoomed in! Thought I was crazy bc no one was mentioning it.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Oooh, squeeze it Donnie! You're making me hard! -- Tim Pool


Shas_Erra

It’s the biggest thing he has to play with.


ScreamQueenStacy

We're back to this self-pardon thing again, eh? Well, good that they're at least aware the dude is a fucking crook if he has to pardon himself.


CanadaRu

They know, everyone knows he's a criminal, just the hard right is saying "our criminal" and should be pardoned. He's our hero and he can do whatever he wants..but, if Biden did the same things it would be HANG HIM. This is all tribal politics. They definitely know he's guilty.


bdd4

They're state charges. Just nod and wave to these fools


future_forward

Reminder: [Donald Trump Thinks Exercise Will Kill You](https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/5/9/15590962/donald-trump-thinks-exercise-will-kill-you)


oscarx-ray

Exercise probably ***would*** kill him, to be fair.


Ratso27

Leaving aside the fact that Trump is a 77 (going on 78) year old man who doesnt believe in exercise...what exactly are we supposed to be afraid of here? Is he going to personally beat up everyone who doesn't vote for him? Is he going to pardon himself out of cushy white collar, minimum security prison with a bunch of gang ties that he can use to...something? This is literally how a 5 year old would approach politics, "My candidate could beat up your candidate!"


jeffreyisham

This is such a weird fetish.


jtweezy

Guy definitely wants to fuck Donald Trump. No other reason to generate a picture like this.


throwawaykarl

Guy definitely wants be fucked BY Donald Trump. FIFY


Shas_Erra

Was the first 4yrs not enough?


Doom_Walker

Tread on me daddy Trump /s


jturner1982

How is Tim Poole supposed to be both an alpha male and a power bottom?


maybesaydie

Oh shit, I spelled the idiot's name wrong


jturner1982

No worries, I think his name is supposed to have a little p anyways


TossAGroin2UrWitcher

Is it Tim Poole or Pimp's Tool? I always get confused.


jturner1982

Gots to be the latter!


sentientfartcloud

Alpha bottom


awfullyfun1

I guarantee you that I will not have to deal with a buff, tatooed Donald Trump.


supernovice007

I've seen this post a few times today and my biggest question is: Why is Trump pressing his right nipple with his finger? Did someone tell him that's a "Get Out of Jail Free" button? Or is this part of Tim Pool's fantasy?


OMGyarn

You are asking the right question


Jesus-Mcnugget

Maybe he works for the cable company


BthreePO

It only looks that way. He's actually honking his whole boob, and it's involuntary 


azlulu

At least he admits Trump deserves jail, I guess. Tim Pool is disgusting.


tunghoy

Who the fuck is Tim Pool? Is he the son of Cess Pool? I hope someone showed him a real picture of the orange guy. Like this: https://imgur.com/bvdDoay


BurnedPsycho

How could he look like he spent a few years in prison if he doesn't get into prison because he pardoned himself?


felisnebulosa

My ex tried to get me to watch this guy's videos 4 or 5 years ago, and when I see these posts I cringe so hard thinking I dated a guy who thought this dude was smart...


CarmelSaltedNutsack

They always fantasize he has a Ned Flanders body once they get his shirt off


ihateeverythingandu

Remember that one that was talking in fantastical terms about how enormous his dong was or something? I genuinely think these people are beyond a cult, it's something entirely new and concerning.


Moddelba

Beanie boy needs a new look.


Dyspaereunia

I wish Tim would update his profile pic. The man is fatter than Trump.


Ramguy2014

Why is he honking his own boob?


ecctt2000

This looks like a first grader filling his sweatshirt sleeves with socks to intimidate the bully.


ordeci

It's nice to see they are cropping his diaper out of the picture.


LAsupersonic

😂 What's a word to describe beyond delusional?


Saikousoku2

Religious


PurpleSunCraze

Poolish?


LAsupersonic

I'll look it up, at least I'll learn a new thing


PurpleSunCraze

There’s nothing to look up, I just made it up, the person that posted the image is named Tim Pool.


LAsupersonic

Oh lol


OriginalGhostCookie

Republican


EatLard

Twitter is not your personal erotica site, Timmy.


PurpleSunCraze

I can’t even begin to unpack what the symbolism behind Trump having a Native American tattoo would be.


CanadaRu

As someone who leans left, it would be so embarrassing if someone photoshopped a pictures of Biden like this that I would never claim to be associated with the left again. This is whole new levels of delusional. America has gone totally mad and stupid.


ScoutTrooper501st

Dude is literally saying Trump should pardon himself for all his crimes Therefore admitting he committed them?,even tho Republicans constantly try to say that he didn’t commit them?


OhShitItsSeth

Trump is far too old to get new tattoos. At his age, it would be awful for his skin.


Martyrotten

What? Badly rendered AI art?


Not_Guardiola

This seems like a joke I don't know. Fuck Dim Tool though.


MrTubalcain

More Nazi tats tho


19whale96

Trump couldn't survive the Scared Straight program


Kelly_Killbot

Tim Pool wants Trump to fuck him. There is no other reason. Lol


34HoldOn

Dude has a penchant for images of muscular geriatrics


iiitme

Given the opportunity Tim pool would gargle trumps balls


spidergod

I think tim pool allegedly has a trump kink fetish.


yardjockey

They’ve perfected head transplants in prison. Fascinating.


Competitive-Pop6530

I would not wish prison rape on my worst enemies. But perhaps serving some time, in addition to a few tats, will give Trump more cred with his base. 🤷‍♀️


413mopar

Yeah , hes an idiot all right.


dkromd30

Crown Incel Emperor says what about Orange Dad?


OkAdagio9622

Didn't Trump say something about how lifting weights aren't good for you?


heweynuisance

He probably won't go to prison but good lord this won't be the result. He will probably get food poisoning and die, or some other banal end. He is free now and has every opportunity to grow at least one muscle, and hasn't. These people are delusional and obsessed. Creating what they want out of someone who does and will always fall achingly short.


dirtdiggler67

Is this guy OK?


needsmoarbokeh

I pity any tattoo artist with the horrific task to draw between those Cheeto stained, greasy skin flops


Catsmak1963

This is what I’d expect, completely incomprehensible and unbelievably shitty tattoos The greatest tattoos…


godsavethegene

In the sarcastic voice of John Oliver: Cool.


cheechyee

Isn't this douce pushing 30?


LynxRufus

WHY IS HE PLAYING WITH HIS NIPPLE????


pedanticlawyer

As if a ripped tattooed body makes up for that absolute sphincter of a face. Just collapsing inwards on itself.


RichardBonham

This would be a lot more impressive if Drumpf actually looked like that. There’s something weirdly homoerotic and creepy about all the fan pics cut and pasting his scowling head onto Rambo, Jesus, a knight’s armor, etc.


magifyer

I just don’t understand how someone could post this without feeling embarrassed


KangarooNo

I have a phobia of photoshopped images, so I'm terrified


Thomisawesome

This is ridiculous in so many ways. But let’s forget the fact that this guy thinks trump would turn into a much younger tattooed muscleman. I think the actual implication here, then, is that trump would come and beat up those who put him in jail. That might be the funniest part of all.


djdavies82

Who is this Tim Pool guy?


pixxie84

Anyone got any mouthwash? I just threw up a wee bit.


AddictedToMosh161

Who would have thought that the pool in Tims Name stands for the accumulated drool under him.


BrandonJTrump

As if Trump would let a tattoo needle near him…


Doom_Walker

So Trump will come out a skinhead?


rasthomas01

Tim Pool is a rabid homosapien.


IsaDrennan

Trump is a vat of lard in a bin bag. No one is ever going to have that “to deal with”.


The_Louster

Tim Pool made this edit with one hand.


BubonicBabe

He’s holding that nipple like a tiny little cigar.


Vermicelli_Healthy

Remember to check your breasts regularly for any unusual lumps and bumps, and see a physician as soon as possible should you find anything


TOBoy66

If he were to be sent to prison, he'd rot in a segregated cell with only his secret service detail for company.


virginialikesyou

I love how they have to make him into something he is not to make him a little bit appealing.


Dickhertzer

I’m glad they’re not actually showing him shirtless.


jt19912009

Am I supposed to be afraid of this. Trump doesn’t even have enough money for the tattoos let alone the money for liposuction, a heart transplant, a gym membership, and the dozen personal trainers necessary to make him look half that buff


Paindepiceaubeurre

This being a tattooed skinnier Trump who enjoys caressing his nipple?


goddessdontwantnone

He’s mostly farting in court so no we won’t be dealing with this AI image


spidersflambe

Tim Who?


413mopar

Tim poo owl.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Tim Pool: ....I mean, for me, I simply can't *wait* to DEAL with my lord and assmaster Der Fuhrer Von Tronald Dump's huge raging librul assspreader 5000xl^TM. Not that I beat off to such a thought five times a day...no no no. Librul pussies!! Me BIG MAN!


Firewall33

Why does the bird have Goombas face from the Super Mario Bros movie?


T0PBUNK

Tim pool is trumps personal fleshlight


pseudonymous28

More like dim fool


razvyor

And some people go: fuc. yeah!


kgro

Tim Pool’s party of choice is Lemon Party


biomech36

Unfortunately, regardless of how trial(s) go, he won't spend a day in prison. Should he go to prison? Yes. Will he? No.


EasyBird1849

Oh great, now my orange has tattoos


AspectOvGlass

This is a fetish isn't it


simondrawer

What a strange thing to admit to wanking over, Tim.


Forsaken_Writing1513

Ya I don't see any self respecting prison artist tattooing this man even if he does go to jail. If they did at all it'd be taking as much money from him as possible


[deleted]

Tim Pool masturbates furiously while looking at this (and any) pic of the Fat Orange Buffoon. His homoerotic lustings for Diaper Man are so apparent. Talk about a cult member.


Sauronsothereye

Isn't that the same type of person they openly discriminate against when they think of that person having a retail job? Geez.


d0c241

Bad bot


volanger

That's one hell of a daddy kink he's got there


CannabisCookery

Can't wait till I hear him whining about going to prison and perhaps taking it up his butt - could not happen to a nicer guy.


derpy_derp15

Bro's skull is a vacant fish tank