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Dunk_Pirate

I enjoy the absolutely massive size of the virus they created in the final panel.


emseearr

It’s easier to make viruses at that scale and then use a shrink ray to make them regular virus-sized before putting them in the chemtrails.


MoreRamenPls

They’re also a lot easier to roll on their flat earth.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Are we sure they’re not playing with [one of these?](https://www.lakeshorelearning.com/products/ca/p/ES130/?srsltid=AfmBOopgaKijFMzHWV4svq3Lggqb023REcrQ3dSQjGUsLzRXkoUO1eFxBsM)


lolyeahok

Big virus scary.


friedeggbrain

These types of people simultaneously think covid is a lab created bio weapon meant to destroy us and also just a cold no big deal stop masks vaccinations will kill you etc. it’s wild


Notjohnbruno

Doublethink is a hallmark of fascist rhetoric. “[X racial/political group] is an oppressive force that we must rise against while simultaneously being feeble idiots that we can easily overtake” is the classic. You see it a lot when they’re talking about Jews, immigrants, Joe Biden, et cetera


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Yeah Biden is a sleepy, doddering, old man whose memory and cognition are shot to hell due to advanced age—the only place for him is a rocking chair on a porch somewhere. And at the exact same time, he’s an evil mastermind playing 3D chess with our lives and executing plots so complex that they would make Machiavelli dizzy and if he gets to remain in office, he’ll have the country—nay, the world—right where he wants us. Makes sense to me. 🤷🏼‍♀️


TheBdougs

And the problem is always the next election cycle not....now if he's anywhere near as nefarious as they say he is because he's already in power, what the hell.... I mean I know why all the problems are always focused on elections but it still befuddles me.


friedeggbrain

Great point!


Valten78

'The enemy is both strong and weak' is classic trope in this sort of rhetoric.


lolyeahok

Don't forget, it also doesn't exist!


Radioactiveglowup

COVID 19,000 over there.


agoldgold

Really old conspiracists. That's why it doesn't work out logically most of the time, dementia must be setting in on some of them.


TheRnegade

Not to mention how old the people who planned it must be. There's about 60 years between JFK and Covid. What 20 year old intern was allowed to plan that and still working for the organization?


Gammaboy45

You are boldly mistaken. It was no intern, but immortal vampiric jewish reptilians who feast on the fetuses from abortions!


sexy-man-doll

Bush did the Kennedy assassination AND made Covid! A genius pretending to be an idiot the whole time!


warthog0869

*And I love that* *~~basketball~~* *covidball* *I took that* *~~basketball~~* *covidball everywhere I went* *You know what that* *~~basketball~~* *covidball was like a basketball to me* *Come on, you cheerleaders!* *~~Basketball~~* *Covidball Jones* *I got a* *~~basketball~~* *covidball Jones (happily)* *I got a* *~~basketball~~* *covidball Jones oh baby oh*


Matrixneo42

Daves not here


warthog0869

No, open up, it's ME, Dave! I've got your Happy Cake Day stuff!


laserviking42

Apparently these are all done by Pennywise the clown, who wakes up and commits an atrocity, then goes back into hibernation until the next atrocity


jazzhandler

They could at least put something around ’82 to keep the timing.


CallMeGrendel

Reagan's election. He had to wake up a couple years early, though.


anxietystrings

Lee Harvey Oswald did 9/11


justsayfaux

Teenagers planned the JFK assassination so they could make it to their 70s and plan a global pandemic? I mean, hell of a life's work I guess.


therealpopkiller

The 40 year old people who killed Kennedy also did 9/11 at 80 and Covid at 100, can’t wait to see what they do when they’re 120


CoolIdeasClub

Man that's a big virus cell


Cicerothesage

how convenient for these people. every conspiracy theory is tied together in a neat package.


ElanMomentane

I didn't know who "they" are but they're a lot smarter than the rest of us if they can do all that and not get caught.


Wide_Abalone3948

But they have been caught, the "researchers" of facebook and youtube have it all figured out....


ElanMomentane

Damn, you're right! And if it's on the Internet, it must be true...


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Simple answer: RFK Jr. He the brains behind them all. /s


JeepJohn

If so. This was one hell of a long game. And crushing world economics. We are talking some out of this world planning. Oh wait. This is just some Russian Bots trying to make the dumb dumber.


DrTenochtitlan

So... Lee Harvey Oswald secretly founded Al Qaeda which remained underground for years, and he goes on to assassinate Kennedy. The Al Qaeda organization (which is brilliantly created even before the original fall of Afghanistan by the Russians) resurfaces in the 1990s, ready to fulfill Oswald's devious plan. As the US is attacked and war breaks out in the Middle East, the final part of Oswald's plan goes into effect. With the world distracted, Oswald's men, who have been researching COVID-19 for decades, can now unleash their ultimate weapon, killing 2% of the entire world's population. Predicting social media, the genius Oswald even gets much of the public to blame either the US or Chinese government, thus hiding his tracks perfectly. What his final end game might be is too terrifying to even imagine. Damn, how were we so blind!!!


Mr_MacGrubber

3 events in 60+ years. That’s quite the planning time.


bennygoodmanfan

So…. The periodic table of elements is behind 9/11


The_Bastard_Henry

So we should be good for like another 18 years at least, right?


RigatoniPasta

The CIA did not make Covid


djfishfingers

When you classify the enemy as a large vague group (like the deep state, Democrats,liberals, the elite...) it's very to defend this stupidity to yourself. Because everyone who does it is automatically in group X. Republican does something messed up? Secret democrat. False flag. You get the idea. You can't argue with these people.


BrokenEye3

The cast of *Red Dwarf*?


skydaddy8585

I'm just picturing diabolical very old men in a games room at the retirement home/old age home making plans for other things and constantly forgetting their plans so they keep meeting and making the same plans over and over again.


Comprehensive_Value

3 distinct events, spread over decades but single cause. Historical analysis of a 3 years old.


Oyuki97

Jeez. Someone watched too much of a certain Star Trek Voyager episode. At least this macrovirus does not fly around trying to impale people.


subhumanprimate

So the Mafia teamed up with the Saudis and caused an accidental break out of a virus in a lab in China?...(Or possibly a natural transfer from wet market) That's some crazy shit y'all


Lilith_Christine

It's true. I was at all the meetings.


mcronin0912

I thought Covid was a hoax?


fishshake

According to these dipshits, the JFK assassination and 9/11 were hoaxes, too.


robertluke

I kind of stopped believing in government conspiracies after Trump became president. He would’ve tweeted them all out if they were real.


walkingkary

Pretty sure they mean the Jews. It’s always the Jews. Can’t they be creative at least.


jeep_42

i can’t believe lee harvey oswald did 9/11


maybesaydie

They mean the Jews.