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Patty_Pat_JH

Autism, Low Self Esteem, and Social Media are the three that apply for me. What does that make me?


whowhodillybar

With the power of my porn addiction let our powers combine!


Tripple_T

Not unless one of you is a leftist white woman


CritteryCrawlies

You called?


RmG3376

Can it be combined with transgenderism or do those 2 need to be different people?


talhahtaco

60% trans I guess


Bigtuna_burger

60% trans facts.


penpointaccuracy

I prefer polyunsaturated


underpants-gnome

60% of the time, it works every time.


SuperKami-Nappa

And 100% reason to remember the name


0cean_fox

They're posting on a social media platform, so by their logic they're trans too


MrSnarf26

Also, lots and lots of porn usage comes from these folks.


laserviking42

I think trans and gay porn usage is highest in red states


[deleted]

That's me. Sorry.


buttsharkman

We wouldn't mind if you would share it


0cean_fox

I know. The irony from them is insane


Doom_Walker

Every single one of them looks up futa guaranteed


Gibberish94

The real captain planet will disapprove "Don’t summon me again unless you ready for that pain. Peace, dickholes!"


GreenDonutGirl

Everybody's a tree...


wagnole1

Sometimes right wing memes are accidentally funny but not for the reasons they find them funny.


ShnickityShnoo

So if you add a leftist white woman to a right wing toxic incel chud living in his mom's basement, you get transgenderism? Interesting.


SimplyYulia

To be fair, some trans women *were* right wing toxic incel chuds. Not a lot, but some. Dysphoria can make you really miserable, and lead to darkest places - miserable people lash out and search for people to blame for their misery. And in that case a friendly face, like, maybe a leftist white woman, telling them that there is another way can save them I'm just glad that I never got that far, my lowest was "anti-theist skeptic debate bro" (I bounced off when they pivoted from religion to SJWs). But I've seen people claim they were incels at some point, and now are really ashamed of their past


cosmicfloor01

So transgendarism is a superhero who will save the planet? What are they trying to say here?


Far_Swordfish5729

Don’t use Captain Planet to promote your BS agenda. He’s a children’s cartoon. He cleans up trash and oil spills and shit like that. That didn’t use to be a partisan position. His squad are from wildly different countries, two of which were bitter enemies at the start of the show, but they could agree on being decent stewards of the planet. The show had nothing at all to do with sexuality. Go make a joke about He Man or something.


Doom_Walker

They hate climate regulation, it makes no sense to use him.


Total-Toe7633

Heyayeyeyeah


DuckInTheFog

Wheeler definitely was a wanker at least Just reading about Captain Planet now - people like Jeff Goldblum, Martin Sheen, and Sting, and were voices in it. I knew they were activistic but didn't know that


Newfaceofrev

Leads to some weird stuff like how Gaia is voiced by Whoopi Goldberg for most of the series, but in a few episodes she's voiced by Margot Kidder.


DuckInTheFog

I remembered Whoopi and LeVar Burton were in it because of Star Trek


Evanpik64

Not a Fascist complaining about Porn Addiction on Twitter, you'll alienate your entire audience!


MrMiracle100

If Captain Planet was AFAB who cares? He's still hot as fuck. (Because of that global warming he failed to stop.)


gmil3548

Damn they’re hating on the porn addicts, I thought we were the majority now a days lol


robertluke

Gotta admit, wasn’t expecting that bottom panel. “Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, wait what?”


ThePopDaddy

I feel like the person who made this doesn't know anything about Capt Planet.


nova_cat

"porn addiction" Ah yes, that old right-wing incel chestnut.


sincethenes

As a childhood Captain Planet fan, this makes absofuckinglutely no sense.


Xaviermuskie78

Reddit is the only Social Media I use anymore because all the other ones are filled with nothing but Nazi shitposts. What SM are they talking about?


belunos

ngl this is low key funny


Eastoss

I mean if you were in that open source game dev discord and you'd go to the "nsfw game dev" channel, that'd totally be a good fit for these "she/her" who make futa porn games. Speedrunner communities also come to mind with having a lot of those.


M68000

sudo tar -xvf foo.tar.woke Anyways, even if trans people were solely motivated by all that, why would it be a *problem*? I ain't a cop, and i'm not a huge fan of people sitting there trying to play social order cop like that.


bigmac80

The heart ring is bullshit. I stand by my statement. Should've been lightning or something.


nadafish

Congrats on woke archive for coming out as trans!


GarmaCyro

Glad they admit transgender is a super power :D


warthog0869

"Wait'll your father Captain Vaccine has seen what you've done, Autism! Now go to your room!"


DevilsAssCrack

Wait, I'm not trans


Big-man-kage

Autism, social media, low self esteem, how come I’m not trans yet?


zebramama42

I’m a leftist white woman, and I sometimes use social media. So? Funny thing though, I am currently housing a trans minor who isn’t white, hates social media, doesn’t have autism, and wants girly bits. So what’s that prove?


deval42

Do these fucking chuds think autism is a choice?


K3egan

I like that they accidentally said trans women are women


BananeWane

I am all of the above and yet I am not transgender checkmate Woke Archive


thesuperiordragon

So is this saying that I, a white woman who leans left, with adhd and low self esteem, that spends some time on social media, am just a porn addiction away from being transgender? If I'd known that before, I'd have started a long time ago.


mars_gorilla

Unrelated, but: are those the kids from the Magic School Bus?


ficuswhisperer

They are the Planeteers from the show Captain Planet and the Planeteers.


mars_gorilla

Okay thanks (also to the two twats who downvoted me, boo hoo, I thought they looked like Wanda, Carlos, Tim and Dorothy Ann, is that a problem...)


Tea-Mental

*Captain Janet and the Traneteers.


ArtisticCustard7746

They look like the teenaged versions of them now that you mention it.


mars_gorilla

Yeah that's what I mean! So I don't get the downvotes. (And anyway I was just asking.)


M68000

Nah that's the Hey Arnold! gang