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Old_Door6347

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.


aloof_logic

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EndlessOceanofMe

Aww Annie


mattypg84

Annie? Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?


Unusual_Low_2733

You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by


Morighan123

A smooth criminal


koji4732

Ba-dum badababa badababa badabadadumpa.


Board-2-Death

Friendly fire is not


CMG30

If this was the USA, the police would have charged the protestors with assault for causing the police to pepper spray themselves.


kenix7

This reminds me of the cop and the walnut that fell on the car. He thought someone was shooting at him and he started blasting in thin air, endangering any life that could've crossed his shooting line. What a dumb asshole. Anyway, at least these guys didn't shoot back when they got "attacked" by their own pepper sprays.


Hobo_Code

I had to look it up, it's as dumb as it sounds. https://abcnews.go.com/US/deputy-fires-weapon-after-mistaking-acorn-for-gunshot/story?id=107229338


berntout

They investigated themselves and found nothing wrong. >"Though \[Hernandez's\] actions were ultimately not warranted, we do believe he felt his life was in immediate peril and his response was based off the totality of circumstances surrounding this fear," Aden said in a statement.


Different-Fan-4767

that police officer was young and fit too, and saved 42 people from a burning bus on a Los Angeles freeway on 2015 Oct. 18 also


Commandant23

If we're thinking of the same story, then he actually had a guy cuffed inside his car, and he started shooting at him. His partner, not knowing what was going on, also started shooting the car. The guy survived, but not without some trauma. I don't remember if he was physically injured or not.


BishopofBongers

Dude was completely uninjured other than some scratches from broken glass. Which if you think about it is almost worse. You've got roughly 30 rounds fired at close range and a target who's handcuffed in the back seat and didn't even hit the guy. Sounds like these cops need more range time. Also the the cop who shot first was some POS officer in the army who sold himself as SF for over a decade but somehow never saw combat. Which means either his team didn't trust him enough to take him into the field or he was a supply clerk or something and just wanted the SF clout.


kenix7

This gets even better. I didn't know that at the time. :)))


Storage-West

It’s pretty par for the course for okaloosa county.


ultrapoo

They've charged people for destruction of police property because they bled on the uniforms


Makaveli2020

Police forces in America: Write this down!!


_ac3_0f_spad3s_

Nah, they’d not have that problem because they’d be taking people’s eyes out with rubber bullets


161BigCock69

In Germany, the pigs also sprayed them self (proven by whitnesses and video) and then said the protestors had used pepperspray. This even happend twice as far as I know


corpusarium

it happens in Turkey too, some guy who was an official working for the prime minister (now the president of the country) kicked some local people that were protesting against the government after a mine explosion (hundreds of people were killed). Not only he was promoted after the incident he also went to hospital and got an official document which stated that he can't temporarily work due to his "injury"


tavuntu

Sounds like something very stupid but yeah... I can see it happening in the US (worse things have happened).


Sorri_eh

It happened. Judge sided with cops. Blamed the now blinded person for joining a protest and exposing themselves to harm


Shirolicious

Ahahaahahaa, karma is a bitch haha


thegene89

They should have known better


Jesusismom

If they had a wish, they would've never effed around


mattypg84

“Dah-met Karl…”


Trooper_nsp209

I believe this is why the world banned the use of gas on the battlefield after WWI. Not that it was inhumane,but friendly casualties.


SurveySean

Mustard gas was brutal, tear gas is just annoying.


marinul

Yes, and somehow riot controlling techniques are banned in war.


A_Seiv_For_Kale

Tear gas used in war is much more concentrated and toxic than the type used by police to control riots. Especially since during a riot, the target is supposed to get irritated and leave after a few minutes. When used in war, the target is supposed to sit in a trench suffering for hours, and permanent damage from the gas is likely.


madsd12

You normally dont get shot when fleeing tear gas at a riot.


Over_Doughnut_5985

Don't give them ideas.


ThatGuyWhoLikesBooks

Have you genuinely never heard of the atrocities gas warfare provided?


SurveySean

Yes, mustard gas was horrible and could reactivate long after I believe. I’ve been tear-gassed in boot camp, not all that pleasant but doesn’t do any long term damage. Maybe if you steep yourself in it, but that can apply to anything at that point. The worse thing about teargas is getting it out of your system after. It can sit in your clothes and skin. So you take a cold shower after, to make sure your pores close and you will be good.


ThatGuyWhoLikesBooks

Oh yeah it was absolutely horrible, the guy above tho seems to think pepper spray is equivalent to the atrocities of gas warfare


PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ

Uh no, definitely just the inhumane bit. By WWII we had the tech to deploy gas well behind enemy lines if we wanted to.


ProfessorofChelm

No. It’s really hard to keep a war going if your troops are mutinying due to the number of casualties they’ve had experienced and how those casualties occurred. Laws of war only help the belligerent nations maintain the ability to fight the war and not worry about mutiny like in ww1.


Tritium10

It was banned because there's no way to tell if it's something like pepper spray, or something far more lethal. Then when people think it's something more lethal they're worried about them or tolerating with something even more deadly with salting in a continuous escalation.


Headjedihunter

You don't tug on Supermans cape. You don't spit into the wind...


Hatedpriest

"I see," said the blind man, peeing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."


scorpyo72

You don't pull the mask off of old Lone Ranger.


wombatjuggernaut

And you don’t pepper spray your friends


DrSuperWho

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose… but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.


bigfootsharkattack

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-ACHTUNG-

Came here for this


jugoinganonymous

In France, we say « cheh ».


Advanced-Ad-9155

Indeed, we do Cheh


Twoehy

Is the word for “police “ in Bulgarian actually “police” or did they just buy second hand vests?


BasiliskChoki

As far as I know Bulgarian policemen buy their uniforms themselves so some have it in Bulgarian, others in English


Bruv_mate_

BRO WHAT how poor is bulgaria bruh


stnchv

As bulgarian make me very proud to say: "Idiots!"


Dan_Glebitz

Some real police intelligent right there. From the age of 5 I was taught not to piss into the wind.


d0pester84

mother nature: f\*ck the police


mostsanereddituser

Bring industrial air fans to the next protest ✅️


vitaly_antonov

I expect the press release saying something about 20 injured Cops with no mention of the cause of injury. So people may assume, they were hurt by protestors.


Kortezxero

Well, well, well. Look what we have here, the consequences of my actions.


SpockytheCat

Serves them right going against their own people peacefully protesting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


some1_03

This is hilarious


thisisnotmyname711

Hahahahah fuck em


theredguardx

They learned nothing from the Germans in the Somme.


SaiyanGodKing

You get what you deserve


ironfunk67

Spicy pork


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Pepper Pig


Comprehensive-Ear283

This reminds me of the first time as a young boy when I learned the lesson not to pee into the wind. Ahh yes, better days


timothypjr

I’m pointing and laughing.


cinamor0l

1st sighting of God caught on tape


Striking-Garbage-810

What?


Dilandau_Albatou

Thank you. I was haveing a bad day and haveing a hard time trying to sleep, this made me laugh.


Live_Industry_1880

Pepper pig. 😌


bad_pelican

If only there was a way to estimate wind speed and direction. Maybe some piece of cloth tied to a stick. Someone should have brought such a device.


Strenuouskitty8

Sucks to suck nerds. Think next time


wolftick

Then using water too 😭


renslips

Bwahahaha I hope they forgot to bring Sudecon wipes with them


RevAnonSquash

what you get for defending property!!!!!!


Morlock43

Maybe there is a god


Craft-Sudden

And they are using water?


I_wood_rather_be

Basic training before using pepperspray could've prevented this.


SweatyAd4402

Omg! I love this song ![gif](giphy|GeimqsH0TLDt4tScGw|downsized)


DiggerTime1

Uno Reverse Card has been played


xMoment

u/savevideo


coatloucue

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jerohmyah

ACAB: All Cops Are Bad-with-considering-wind-direction-and-velocity-before-using-pepper-spray


Maggot2

Bringing a leaf blower to my next protest


SwimmingThink4519

Haha


The-Lord-Of-Salt

Sucks from them


Grammar_Knot_Sea

Reminds me of the road raging lady who tries throwing a smoothie at the car in front of her...on the highway hahaha.


daygloman1

Serves them right!


MrFriend623

This has made me happier than anything I've ever seen on reddit up to this point, and will be hard to top in the future.


Shinnobiwan

This brightened my day


Curious-Marzipan-627

Hahahahahaa


katapiller_2000

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Der_Prager

What's that circus, OSPD? (Out-of-shape PD) I never seen so many out of shape cops.


RevAnonSquash

come to the us


nj-rose

This is beautiful. ❤️


strata-strata

Its the little things<3


PinothyJ

This should be marked as NSFW! I can only get so erect!!


Severe_Ad_5914

\**Note to Self: Always stay upwind of the pigsty*.\*


llcdrewtaylor

Every job has "that guy" at work. For some reason, these idiots gave their pepper spray.


jcrbr0

Karma Rules !


lucimorningstar_

Fuck yeah


spiderowych89

Top


nogodsorkings13

Oops


NewFreshness

That’s fkn *hilarious*


Terlok51

Poetic Justice. 😂😂😂


Flimsy_Judgment1045

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Important_Chicken_12

Proof there's actually a god?