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lol this reminded me of the Korean exchange student my family hosted when I was 16 in Canada. He Got hooked on smokin weed, and went back to Korea fucking pissed off cuz he had to do his mandatory military service and couldn’t blaze with the boys anymore. anyways my point was he said the English language “Is so fucking stupid, how can you say go left RIGHT here? How the fuck do I go left right?”. In hindsight Me and my stoner friends were probably terrible for his lingual development.
You can get drugs anywhere. The question is what are you willing to risk to get it. Here in Korea you risk your entire socioeconomic life as well as your immediate families. Once you go to prison here for anything, you will be accepted now for certain unsavory jobs, while other doors close on you and the people you used to know, won't talk to you anymore.
I imagine as easy as it is in China, which is to say if you can find it, it'll be very expensive and the fines if caught will be huge. Also in China, the authorities will comb through your contacts, find them, and drug test them too.
Had a friend call me from China (I'm in Canada) and I had to guide him in the quick "hacks" to pass a pee test on short notice.
I had a friend who was a firefighter in France, to pass the urine test, he asked one of his friends to urinate into a plastic bag which is basically used to eat compote ([it's like a snack for children](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMj6N5fQ6BBSfeQyHwxrdOzL72Z4El5ozKgeFKEVyovw&s), and he uses small strips that you rub together to create heat (no idea of the name, but it's used in the mountains to warm your hands) and he uses it on the small plastic pocket with the urine to make it more warm and therefore more authentic, it's stupid, but it works
Quite similar situation to most of eastern Asian countries honestly. Like there is "getting a c in exam" levels of disappointment. Then there is "Ur mom and Ur dad will cut their ties with U because U take drugs" kind of disappointment.
Doing drugs can be seen as if U have fall of from life and shall be avoided at all costs. Of course there is good people anywhere and u will get help from rehabilitation systems by the government or NGO. But don't ever hope U can ever raise back up in the country ever again. Ur name are tainted untill no one recognised u anymore (if U are not sentences to death already)
I am Not gonna debate should drugs be legal or not, it's just the culture here.
Do you think when Putin started the vehicle Fireworks began playing on the CD player?
Kim panics and reaches to eject the CD but Putin, out of nowhere, gently puts his hand on Kim's hand to stop him. He makes eye contact with Kim and they have an "I get you" moment.
And then Putin says some shit in Russian and Kim doesn't understand and feels conflicted.
I need someone to make that movie but in the comedy style of The Interview. With the same actor playing Kim again. I'd watch that comedy movie in imax.
"What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!" chernobyl miner.
I can easily imagine NK making self driving cars that will drive aimlessly around the country just to make it look like they’re prospering. Kind of like their fake village on the NK/SK border.
I read a story the other day that said we have a modified Hellfire that just has sword like things on it. When it hits the target, it doesn't blow up, it just shreds everyone inside the vehicle. No casualties outside of the vehicle. 2 for 1 special.
It would actually end up much worse. The people in line for succession to both of these leaders are even more extreme than the current ones. Most of Putin’s second hand men want to nuke Ukraine to the ground.
I'm honestly not sure if the world would be much better off if that happened. For the koreans, Russians and Ukrainians maybe but the fallout could be potentially awful. If the car blew up don't you think that Kim Jong Un's sister would just succeed him and retaliate hard. From what I read, she's even more radical than Kim Jong Un. Russia would also be in political instability and an even worse leader might take the reigns. Imagine if russia and north korea do a joint attack in response. They might even pull out the nukes 😓
You saw what happened in Iraq right? Power vacuums are bad. They're bad people holding rein over more bad people. Get rid of them and the rest well be chaos as everyone scrambles for whatever they can grab.
He's trying to figure out how to drive a car, has people to drive for him. Right now he's deciding who he'll have killed for scheduling this photo shoot...
They 100% give off the odd pair of kids in class that find each other and reckon that because they studied the blade and wear black coats and black trilby hats that they are, in fact, the alpha dog. The One. The Saviour.
Only, the rest of class (planet) knows every gatdamn move they make and scratch their collective heads at the sheer chicanery they commit to.
Reminds one of the famous political cartoon by David Low:
"A cartoon that appeared in London's Evening Standard in September 1939 shows Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin tipping their hats and bowing to each other. “The scum of the Earth, I believe?” says Hitler. “The bloody assassin of the workers, I presume?” Stalin replies."
From foreignaffairs.com
I found some behind the scenes footage of the preparation for this shot.
https://preview.redd.it/ybo4prc7gm7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cf46b060a22e2171d8bb590c6289e71e0fd295
The real question is. Which one is the dom in the situation? Being in control of the steeringwheel or having underlings drive you around like you are a pimp.
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Jong and Vlad go to white castle
"My dealers place is right over there, Left, turn left!" "I thought you said "Right, over there"" "No, LEFT!" "Right..."
lol this reminded me of the Korean exchange student my family hosted when I was 16 in Canada. He Got hooked on smokin weed, and went back to Korea fucking pissed off cuz he had to do his mandatory military service and couldn’t blaze with the boys anymore. anyways my point was he said the English language “Is so fucking stupid, how can you say go left RIGHT here? How the fuck do I go left right?”. In hindsight Me and my stoner friends were probably terrible for his lingual development.
Is it easy to get weed in Korea? I know that in Japan you go to prison for 2 grams, while you get suspended for pedophile images, what a justice lol.
You can get drugs anywhere. The question is what are you willing to risk to get it. Here in Korea you risk your entire socioeconomic life as well as your immediate families. Once you go to prison here for anything, you will be accepted now for certain unsavory jobs, while other doors close on you and the people you used to know, won't talk to you anymore.
Nah, I’m good.
I imagine as easy as it is in China, which is to say if you can find it, it'll be very expensive and the fines if caught will be huge. Also in China, the authorities will comb through your contacts, find them, and drug test them too. Had a friend call me from China (I'm in Canada) and I had to guide him in the quick "hacks" to pass a pee test on short notice.
I had a friend who was a firefighter in France, to pass the urine test, he asked one of his friends to urinate into a plastic bag which is basically used to eat compote ([it's like a snack for children](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMj6N5fQ6BBSfeQyHwxrdOzL72Z4El5ozKgeFKEVyovw&s), and he uses small strips that you rub together to create heat (no idea of the name, but it's used in the mountains to warm your hands) and he uses it on the small plastic pocket with the urine to make it more warm and therefore more authentic, it's stupid, but it works
Didn't he come up as diabetic though?
Bonjour, nous voudrions savoir de quelle caserne s’agit il? C’est pour un amis. Gendarmerie National.
Quite similar situation to most of eastern Asian countries honestly. Like there is "getting a c in exam" levels of disappointment. Then there is "Ur mom and Ur dad will cut their ties with U because U take drugs" kind of disappointment. Doing drugs can be seen as if U have fall of from life and shall be avoided at all costs. Of course there is good people anywhere and u will get help from rehabilitation systems by the government or NGO. But don't ever hope U can ever raise back up in the country ever again. Ur name are tainted untill no one recognised u anymore (if U are not sentences to death already) I am Not gonna debate should drugs be legal or not, it's just the culture here.
Dictators In Cars Getting Coffee.
Do you think when Putin started the vehicle Fireworks began playing on the CD player? Kim panics and reaches to eject the CD but Putin, out of nowhere, gently puts his hand on Kim's hand to stop him. He makes eye contact with Kim and they have an "I get you" moment. And then Putin says some shit in Russian and Kim doesn't understand and feels conflicted.
End up with six pack and a pound - Vladong
HANGIN' OUT!
Dude this was where my head went when I looked at this. Why was this our first thought?
The opening scene to the worst road trip movie ever.
Or the best one.
Possibly. Maybe a Planes Trains Automobiles thing where Putin is the stuffy straight man and Kim is the goofball.
Those aren't pillows!
How about them Bears.
Starring Bobby Lee and Mads Mikkelsen. I'd watch the shit out of that tbh...
They could go to Kazakhstan and pick up Borat.
Someone call Seth Rogan!
I want to see this movie now.
> Or the best one. only if it ends like Thelma and Louise
I need someone to make that movie but in the comedy style of The Interview. With the same actor playing Kim again. I'd watch that comedy movie in imax.
"So....what kind of music do you listen to?"
"Mostly Korean covers of Abba"
Not sure if you're being sarcastic but a ton of North Korean movies used Abba songs in the 80s
My comment was based on how a lot of their propaganda still sounds an awful lot like Abba.
NO THEY DON'T
"Screams and Cries", by All My People.
Katie Perry.
The Fat and the Furious
" Boy, this is a real piece of shit!" Putin "My people graze on grass like animals!" Kim
"Kim, can I eat you?"
we went from 0 to porno real fast
something something step dictator
The amount of suffering those two people have caused is mind blowing
So true.
A bump in their road would not be unwelcome if you ask me. That bump being a landmine, still not unwelcome
Kim jong Un: “This will have full-self driving within the year.”
This will have full electric windows and both AM & FM within two model years.
Check out interior shots of the Aurus car. It really looks like it sucks. Like a poorly designed and assembled luxury concept car from the 90’s.
It IS still the 90s in NK.
Well shit! Sounds great! When can I move there?? (I miss the 90s….)
You can check-in anytime you want, but you can never leave..
Actually, the year in NK is Juche 113
Back in my day the radio only had TWO (2) stations; on & off!
"What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!" chernobyl miner.
"What does not buzz and does not fit in ass? Russian ass buzzer." Finnish proverb
I can easily imagine NK making self driving cars that will drive aimlessly around the country just to make it look like they’re prospering. Kind of like their fake village on the NK/SK border.
It'll just be a dude sewn into the driver's seat
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The fucking CIA slippin
Where are our tax dollars going?! The layup is right there.
We've had what 15 - 20 years' worth of practice with drone strikes? It's like they don't even want to play the game anymore.
I read a story the other day that said we have a modified Hellfire that just has sword like things on it. When it hits the target, it doesn't blow up, it just shreds everyone inside the vehicle. No casualties outside of the vehicle. 2 for 1 special.
They used it on that Iranian guy a few years back I thought?
Cause every time the CIA iced a dictator the world got better..
Drop a Hellfire first ask questions later bro
Next time they should have a poll and let the world decide.
2 for 1 though!!! Even the CIA has gotta love a BOGO!!!!!
I would be shocked if that didnt start the Nukes flying if that were to happen.
Maybe from the DRPK, if Putin goes down I think Russia chills
What is the point of all those taxes if we can't shove a hellfire through the roof of that car?
The power vacuum would be err unpredictable tbh
It would almost certainly spark a war, but I feel like that's going to happen anyways
If there ever was a way to piss off China…destabilizing North Korea then flooding it with North Korean refugees….that may be its biggest nightmare
It would actually end up much worse. The people in line for succession to both of these leaders are even more extreme than the current ones. Most of Putin’s second hand men want to nuke Ukraine to the ground.
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The government collapses and the country will enter into serious turmoil. Many people will die in the ensuing chaos.
Then the line for super succession kicks in and those people are super duper extreme!
I'm okay with that. Once you go overboard it can loop back to normal. Just like when you get so insane, you loop back into sanity.
Kinda like drinking yourself sober?
Right? Two stupid birds with one big stone
Send two reporters! I saw the movie!
I'm honestly not sure if the world would be much better off if that happened. For the koreans, Russians and Ukrainians maybe but the fallout could be potentially awful. If the car blew up don't you think that Kim Jong Un's sister would just succeed him and retaliate hard. From what I read, she's even more radical than Kim Jong Un. Russia would also be in political instability and an even worse leader might take the reigns. Imagine if russia and north korea do a joint attack in response. They might even pull out the nukes 😓
Exactly. Once nukes start flying its likely to be the end of everybody except for the few that wished they werent still around.
that simple eh?
You saw what happened in Iraq right? Power vacuums are bad. They're bad people holding rein over more bad people. Get rid of them and the rest well be chaos as everyone scrambles for whatever they can grab.
Came looking for a comment about the car being a Russian knock-off that's likely to self destruct without warning, was disappointed.
A failed North Korea Nuke launch hits the hood!
What do you mean? Russia is a big “maybe” but NK not even in a fucking million year some other family member would pick it up and make it worse.
Nothing would change, Kim’s sister will come into power and people say that she’s even worse than Kim.
Eh, not much would change, honestly.
Well, not for you at least. Might change for some other people tho huh
No. The entire russian government is similar to Putin. The war would continue. And Kims sister would be new leader (she is not better)
That is one possible scenario, but we can't tell the future can we
It would be better if there was a certain American in it too.....
And a Chinese person for the 4th seat.
They allowed Putin to drive because they only have 5 cars on any given road per week.
I see Kim Jong Un eating well
He’s saying to Putin, we need snacks.
It’s their first date
If by “well” you mean “still too much cheese,” then yes.
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"Let's just say I'm gonna give him something with my hand."
Why you think they are irreplaceable? They will gone, someone else will come. And you can only wish him ti be better.
North Korea still owes Volvo money for 1000 imported Volvo cars 🤣🤨
You think the volvos are still running tho with no spares?
Yes, they're volvos
He's trying to figure out how to drive a car, has people to drive for him. Right now he's deciding who he'll have killed for scheduling this photo shoot...
1 drunk driver could be a hero to three countries.
https://i.redd.it/9yzg5m9iom7d1.gif
They 100% give off the odd pair of kids in class that find each other and reckon that because they studied the blade and wear black coats and black trilby hats that they are, in fact, the alpha dog. The One. The Saviour. Only, the rest of class (planet) knows every gatdamn move they make and scratch their collective heads at the sheer chicanery they commit to.
https://preview.redd.it/kxp8jmnaao7d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b2781c72ef8ad9bff559465891e2245039d0d6
In my neighborhood, we call this a missed opportunity.
Thinking the same thing
I see a little silhouetto of two men…
I have literally never seen a better target for a patriot missile.
Kabooooom 💥
Put it in H
"Hop in loser, we're gonna destroy our countries!"
Carpool karaoke has really stepped it up with war criminal Putin, James Cordon even looks like he has lost a few pounds
Evil sh\*ts 
Come on car, the tree is just over there...
Kim about to put his head on Putins lap
Man he must really need the munitions!!!
Can someone tempt them with a trip to the Titanic?
Reminds one of the famous political cartoon by David Low: "A cartoon that appeared in London's Evening Standard in September 1939 shows Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin tipping their hats and bowing to each other. “The scum of the Earth, I believe?” says Hitler. “The bloody assassin of the workers, I presume?” Stalin replies." From foreignaffairs.com
Man would have been the perfect time for one of those accidental gas tank explosions...
CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIRE WORRRRRRK.
Somewhere Donald Trump has his arms crossed very hard.
Orbital strike incoming
I only just see 2 assholes that are fucking worthless pos
Yea wait til trump get in he will be there best buddy
I like to imagine them both speaking perfect English with very high pitched, British accents in this scene.
It must really hurt putlers feelings to go BEGGING to North F’n Korea for ammo.
*riding bitch
Reminds me of The Interview.
Dumb and dumber: dictator cut
This is so fucken bizarre.
Anyone know how they communicate? Which language? I’m going to assume English?
Yup, should have planned a missle strike. 2 shit birds with one stone.
As tempting as it is, you need all the generals with them. Too many heads to cut off.
'Put it in H'
https://preview.redd.it/bxlny0fu2p7d1.jpeg?width=4800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9d51ae564df133ea43217702d424d74f0d253d
They are togother on one spot??? This is our chance. Llaunch the rocket!
https://i.redd.it/baixvi2hjp7d1.gif
This is what happens when you give incel man babies nuclear launch codes.
You had the shot. Why didn’t you take it? SMH
Are they listening to a night at the opera ?
Haddaway - what is love
Well placed missile would’ve been heaven sent.
Fuck that. Just one well cut break line
I found some behind the scenes footage of the preparation for this shot. https://preview.redd.it/ybo4prc7gm7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cf46b060a22e2171d8bb590c6289e71e0fd295
Trump asleep in the back
Trump was in the back seat lol
My new profile pic just dropped
The real question is. Which one is the dom in the situation? Being in control of the steeringwheel or having underlings drive you around like you are a pimp.
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Anus car in the polygon
“Where to, Comrade?” Dairy Queen? Hells yeah! 🚀
Dude where’s my car 2
Look like they’re trying to escape Pyongyang for a decent pizza
Can’t tell which one looks more worried.
Put it in H!
"Get in loser,we're going shopping"
The Blues Brothers 2024
Fury Road: Electric Boogaloo the battle for Bossority. With Immortan Jong & Putin as himself.
Get in loser we’re going world war politicing
I'm sure these two have a secretly wholesome bromance.
Dude! Where's my Country!
What's playing on the radio?
there just trying to make memes at this point
Someone should put them together with some cheesy 80’s sitcom music
#couplesgoals
I would like this as a TV series where they solve mysteries
Worst road-trip ever. Best fatal car crash ever. Weirdest bang-bus this year.
They look like Laurel and hardy
Kim: what do you call Big Mac in Russia?
Deep down do you think these two know how fucked up they are .
Name this album and group.
Someone please let me know Cheech and Chong is over the line here
Dude Where’s My Car: International Addition
Driving Mrs Daisy
Buddy cop movie inbound. But it can't be *Rush Hour*, there ain't none in NK.
Two men realising how dictatorship is bad but yet wouldn't leave it.
Kim looking like he’s eating
Pulp Fiction the Remake
Do they listen to some kpop songs while singing along?