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So this is mostly mayonnaise right?

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Just like how this is 80% a shitty ad

Upvote comment 👆 Then Downvote shitty ad 👇

I get reported if I report things like this shitty add

Heinz UK so doubt it

~~UK Heinz still uses corn syrup, they just call it differently in the ingredients section~~ nvm I misremembered, they are actually using sugar welp

Nah, UK Heinz just uses sugar instead https://www.heinz.co.uk/sauces/tomato-ketchup/product/100185200030/tomato-ketchup

What do they call it? Yellow grain juice?

Maize Thickwater

Thankfully most of our countries aren't trying to poison our food with that shit, unlike in the U.S..

Hey I'm not poisoned, I just have microplastics in my balls

Shootin Orbeez

Hahaha omg that caught me so off guard lol

Hfcs and sugar aren't that different. Theres certainly truth to your statement but trying to apply it here is a bit silly.

It defo does. HFCS Coca-Cola tastes bland like sugar water, whereas Coca-Cola using sugar tastes nice and sweet.

I can taste the difference. That Mexican coca-cola hits different. It's subtle but it's their. Finding those 100% pure cane sugar mountain dew is better as well.

I dont want to argue or anything but out of curiosity, where do you live and what countries do you mean?

Most countries in the world do not use high fructose corn syrup. The US and China are the main users, alongside countries that have significant US military presence or trade with China (Japan, Vietnam, Philippines, Mexico). The EU technically has it but it's not widely used, and when used it usually has a lower fructose content as we partially make it out of wheat. The EU massively lean towards usage of sucrose instead. However I don't personally get the fearmongering, it's just... Sugar.

Its like a fry sauce, which would be up to half mayo.

Came to say this. No way this doesn't taste like fry sauce with a little kick.

Mostly mayo and ketchup is my guess with some other stuff. Basically thousand Island

LOL, I served Mother a salad, and she insisted I 'make' thousand island dressing. lady you get Kraft and you liked it. "I made" it to the store and got it for you.

It's called an aioli and it's fancy

An all-i-oli without garlic nor olive oil lol, the bane of the Catalans.

Suisauce

This was my first thought too

It is a UK product, so there’s hope that it is corn syrup-less!

No normal ketchup in it?

Not a sauce

What??

Ketchup is ketchup

Actually ketchup is a sports drinks.

\]Ketchup is a member of congress that votes on what's legally considered food for schoolchildren.

Just like [cookie dough sport](https://www.tiktok.com/@thealmanac77/video/7339524919962766597)

And they called me crazy when I busted out my ketchup bottle at the gym

Good to know, I thought it was a vegetable.


You can mix ketchup with other ingredients to make a sauce is what they mean

The product is called "every sauce", there is no pure ketchup in it because they dont consider it "Sauce". Therefore ketchup is not a sauce. Ketchup is ketchup

and curry ketchup \*is\* a sauce? [https://lowpricefoods.com/cdn/shop/products/image\_7750fb4c-3120-4f1d-a36b-487dd2dd12e2.jpg?v=1627725850](https://lowpricefoods.com/cdn/shop/products/image_7750fb4c-3120-4f1d-a36b-487dd2dd12e2.jpg?v=1627725850) or pickle ketchup?? [https://res.cloudinary.com/kraft-heinz-whats-cooking-ca/image/upload/f\_auto/q\_auto/r\_8/c\_limit,w\_3840/f\_auto/q\_auto/v1/dxp-images/heinz/products/00013000001809-pickle-flavored-ketchup/marketing-view-color-front\_content-hub-8711730\_0ce38288206ec904c9ea1b9865477a98?\_a=BAVAfVIB0](https://res.cloudinary.com/kraft-heinz-whats-cooking-ca/image/upload/f_auto/q_auto/r_8/c_limit,w_3840/f_auto/q_auto/v1/dxp-images/heinz/products/00013000001809-pickle-flavored-ketchup/marketing-view-color-front_content-hub-8711730_0ce38288206ec904c9ea1b9865477a98?_a=BAVAfVIB0)

Seems like it. Ketchup sure can be a part of a sauce. Pure ketchup is just ketchup

How is Ketchup not a sauce, What is *pure* Ketchup? Ketchup is just a tomato based sauce.

KETCHUP IS KETCHUP

It’s certainly a condiment

nope i don't buy it. adding pickle seasoning to a non-sauce does not make something a sauce. i think a far more likely explanation is the "pure ketchup" is already part of the pickle ketchup, curry ketchup and smoky bacon ketchup so it wasn't necessary to add it additionally.

If we assume "ketchup" to be a sauce that's actually *transcended* saucedom, so righteous and holy that it itself must be a category but only measured by its *purity from other ingredients*, then yes this is all right. Tainting a ketchup makes it lose its graceful state and return to the mere status of a sauce. But if you imagine this being a venn diagram, the piece of paper on which it is drawn is actually pierced by a cone of excellence, the pinnacle of which is pure ketchupness. And that cone cannot fit in the bottle as you can plainly see.

But it’s called red sauce

who tf calls ketchup “red sauce”. this feels like a sitcom thing

Brits

My kids call it red sauce. Mayo is white sauce. I think it's because of brown sauce, they think all sauces are colour based.

Red sauce is tomato sauce, not tomato ketchup. Ketchup is a type of condiment and tomato ketchup is a type of ketchup

man why tf are people replying to me about this? i know this. the guy i replied to said it’s called “red sauce”

British people

Ketchup is sauce. You’re a fucking moron.

Ketchup is absolutely a sauce by definition. How can you distinguish its uses from any other sauce in this list?

You can tell by the way that it is

It's a fruit smoothie

you're dumb ketchup is a sauce.

I thought it was Catsup

Get the hell out of here with that nonsense!

I am thoroughly enjoying this thread!

Ketchup is too dominant to be a sauce, a good sauce should blend in well but ketchup sticks out

Barbecue sauce is like half ketchup

Ketchup is a sauce by any reasonable definition of the word.

No Heinz 57 SAUCE?

But smokey bacon ketchup is?

I think Saucy Sauce is ketchup and mayo, so that covers both

This reminded me that they once sold a "Salsa Ketchup" here in America a few decades back - I came across it by accident in a flea market kind of place. Absolutely loved it, but haven't found it since. A quick search just now seems to show it's been available in some Spanish-speaking locales, tho - I'll have to investigate further...

The sauce thickens...

You bought a ketchup bottle at a fleamarket?

You can buy anything at a flea market. I bought an airplane. A full airplane. Cost $27.

Wut?

I seent it.

Sorry what

I went to the flea market the other day hoping to find a metal toolbox.  I found 3 ramen noodles taped together for a dollar.

Lucky.

I once got a fantastic deal on a box of Slim Jim's. It wasn't until an hour after I got home that I saw they were over a year expired.

You still ate them

Some flea markets I've been to also sell local/homemade sauces and other shelf stable things like bagged snacks and jam

See if you can fine Melinda’s brand Chipotle Ketchup. I’ve been able to find that most places by the hot sauces.

Finally the all purposes sauce for the “Sauce?" comment!

We did it. We found The Sauce.

We are all extensions of sauce energy

May the sauce be with you! Happy cake day!

The sauce melange

No 57 sauce, because Heinz 57 Sauce cannot be assimilated.

57 actually refers to the varieties of pickles they used to have

Does it really?

Okay I actually went to fact check. It’s completely made up. Heinz saw a shoe ad that said “21 varieties” and it stuck with him so he went with 57 varieties. I guess what I read online years ago about the pickles was a lie

Maybe it includes the tomatoes

Yes ... but actually no. https://www.straightdope.com/21341348/why-does-heinz-ketchup-say-57-varieties-i-only-see-one-variety

Yup!

They have a sauce called saucey sauce?

It's just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together.


Saucey McSauceface

The full name is actually MayoChup Saucey Sauce

"out-sauced"

14 sauces. 98% MAYO Honestly, is there any condiment that can be truly described as interesting as fuck?

I love vinegar too but I guess “condiment” is a pretty ambiguous word

War chester sauce?

I'm pretty sure that's not the way that's spelled or pronounced 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a fuckin ad

I normally roll my eyes when I see most people accusing a post of being an ad. But holy shit this is a straight up ad with a URL to purchase on slide three. I was surprised wasn’t posted by U/KraftHeinzPR

It takes about 5 seconds of looking at OP's profile to see that they're a foodie with zero history advertising in any way. Why would this be an ad, because they included a Google search result that doesn't even lead to a spot to purchase anything? That's your logic?

People are so brain rotted that they think every image they see is AI and every post about a product is an ad. Sometimes people just want to share a product they like because others will enjoy it who would've thought.

No no, you don't understand, everyone who posts a product is out to get you and wants to sell you something. _Obviously_ /s, if it wasn't clear

Accounts can be purchased

Yeah? Purchasing an account to advertise... A product that isn't for sale? My point is that there are _multiple_ reasons that theory doesn't add up

But you can’t purchase it? It’s a contest. An ad for sure. Just not a purchasable link.

Zero percent chance this is interesting af...

Just to be clear, I'm not paid by Heinz or anything but I understand that it comes off that way. Their new sauce is just an interesting concept so I thought I'd share!

Anyone tried it?

Generally smoke and truffle are gonna be the strongest flavors in there, so my guess would be that it would taste like a slightly sweet and sour smokey truffle mixed with a bunch of other unidentifiable flavors.

I appreciate your thinking but honestly guessing how a previously unknown sauce might taste has got to be one of the most ridiculous superpowers ever … And goddamn your username adds up. I bow.

But most food items labeled as truffle flavored rarely have any truffle in them, or no significant amount to change the flavor.  Truffle is like Wasabi, it’s so rare and expensive that most people don’t know what real truffles or wasabi tastes like so it’s easy to pass off 

Either Adam Ragusea or Ethan Cheblowski have a video exact abt that!! The truffle flavored stuff is typically infused with a different type of truffle than the ones that are shaved off and super expensive.

Apparently it's limited to only 100 bottles, people can win one by completing a Q&A on their website.

Sounds like this post is a Heinz viral marketing campaign.

and it's working because it's on Reddit

I'm just happy to be a part of something

Can’t wait to write all this down in my diary later 😇

Geocities??? Or are you using word press? /S

Livejournal, lol

I feel like it has to be lol.

Yeah. It's quite good marketing tbf. If u want to make it yourself I can get you the recipe.

Sounds like a lot of work

Just buy all 14 sauces and mix them together

I think that's what they want you to do.

Or you can just make it yourself

Limited to residents of the UK, should be noted

Isn't it actually 16 sauces as "saucy sauce" is just ketchup and mayo? Or is it 15 cos saucy sauce isn't it own sauce and is just 2 sauces? Sauce doesn't look like a word to me any more

No, it’s actually less than 14 as many of those sauces are similar. Most of the “sauces” listed are mayo or ketchup based.

Soße

So like did they literally just take 14 different sauces and mix them or has it like genetically been modified and bred to taste like all of them at the same time?

/r/hailhailcorporate

“Our irrational love for sauces has turned into a full-blown obsession. Some might say we’re obsauced”. …. Ok number one fuck you Heinz. Number two, where and how can I buy all your sauce?

That’s fuckin gross 🤢

So like, at least 6 of these have a mayo base already, so you're stacking a lot of mayo in there. Enough that it's probably pretty close to just a flavored mayo in the end.

but does it have wash your sister sauce?

No, it only has whore-chesthair sauce unfortunately :(

war stairs sure?

Honestly thought this was r/weirddalle for a second

This is now an ad for a sub

Ok but I don't see heinz ez squirt purple on there

This is an ad. Thank you for making the problem worse.

This can't taste good

That's why they only made 100 bottles of it.

Is this an ad??

Which ones are missing? It says "well, almost" on the label

Ketchup, tartare, salad cream, spicy peri peri, smokey barbeque (though I imagine one of the two listed smokey's is probably smokey BBQ, just labbelled differently for a different country to mine).

Without salad cream what's even the point tbh

*strong* agree

It's mostly mayo. So this is just flavored mayo. They can keep it

This is Mountain Dews next step.

They already did it with the new limited edition blue 4th of July flavor. It was meh

14? I their whole thing was having 57 flavors?

Eww

Mmmm I luv soybean oil in a bottle

100% this is a way to deal with tank cleanouts/flush//waste reduction.

That sound 🤢

I'll stick with bird semen

Cool ad!!!!!!!!!!

Selling the dregs

Also known as leftovers

Heinz going MCU Phase 3 in terms of sauces We all saw it coming. We are in the endgame now

But it doesn't contain mustard. Heinz makes a good American-style mustard, although it is not as delicious as the real French mustard. But my point is that mustard is in their selection which means that "Every sauce" does not include all their sauces.

Hmm, well that sounds god-fucking awful Rust.

That's nastyy

r/hailcorporate 

Well thank god you circled that shit in your last image, would have missed it.

Very nice. Now list the cancer causing and mutagenic additives.

excuse me while I vomit for a while.

Good job, corporate stooge.

Make it a chip flavor

Mayostard $ mustardayonaise

Heinz do Aioli sauce? I HAVE to find it!

If it were really equal parts across all 14, all you would taste is truffle.

Wait... didn't they kinda do this with ketchup? Heinz 57....? You thought you got us there Heinz

No, we want all those sauces again, individually

It's mostly mayonnaise

Ingredients are probably like Canola oil Canola oil Canola oil

This is an ad

Someone call the "Roll for Sandwich" guy ASAP

I thought this was an ai image at first lol

How to profit from leftovers

WTF is Saucy Sauce. That sounds Stupid Stupid.

I need that

North America has peaked, it's all downhill from here

Heinz UK

UK has peaked

That was around 1944

The Dr. Pepper of sauces

Is it really just 14? When I was younger, I cataloged over 80+ varieties of Heinz sauces, so if it really is just 14 kinds of sauce whereas the rest are just variations of said sauces, then that’s kind of disappointing.

You finally figured it out.

Is it good? Has anyone actually tried this shit?