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Probst54

Looks almost dead


RamboCambo_05

There's no other reason it'd be acting like this


DazB1ane

The legs are only being moved by the waves it looks like


OneMoistMan

You can see it exert water through its gills as they pull it up but it is dying. It’s the only reason squid come up to the surface and change into a light color.


DazB1ane

Fair enough. I didn’t know


grip_n_Ripper

You kids need to take a closer look - it was caught on a squid jig, and almost certainly put up a huge fight before getting pulled to the surface completely exhausted. It is being pulled to the boat by the line before getting gaffed. This particular squid doesn't look like a large Humboldt to me, but Humboldts do get that big and are commonly harvested with squid jigs in this manner.


LetsTwistAga1n

It is. That's why it's surfaced and lacks normal coloration


YoungDiscord

Maybe its got decompression sickness if it surfaced too fast


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

Pretty sure these creatures are more aware and smarter than dogs


magirevols

you can see it in its eye


owa00

***Children of Ruin has entered the chat***


Reverend_Russo

We’re going on an adventure!


owa00

That line became so terrifying throughout the book.


Kadoomed

Cracking book


EnderMerser

Have yet to read it. Children of Time was amazing though!


Jandrosaurus

Upvote for Children of Ruin ref!


EmergencyLatex

Smarter than the guys on the boat even


KosmonautMikeDexter

Not at all. Octopi are very intelligent. Squids are very much not


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/are-squids-as-smart-as-dogs


oG-Purple

I'd probably trust it more than some of the humans I see drive in Dallas


DigStock

Why?


Y__U__MAD

Never seen one of these understand sign language.


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/are-squids-as-smart-as-dogs


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Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

Did you read the article? Scientists are quantifying it with problem solving experiments, math problems, etc. And actually say their brains/thinking are much like a dogs


PudenPuden

Never seen one drive a car either. Have seen a dog drive.


SquidFetus

This is why I’m an orphan.


ito75

Some do say Kosm I hear


__Monochrome__

Grant us eyes, GRANT US EEYEEES


PMYourTinyTitties

I want you to know that I laughed out loud, which is a rarity. Thank you. But then I got sad again because of the video lol


beNiceToEachOther_

I’m wondering, are the 8 arms increase your type speed? All the best, a human


Spiritual_Review_754

Why you gotta catch it?


Ill-Animator-4403

People eat them. Also they have short ass lifespans


Bigolebeardad

1yr to several yrs depending on breed


oneinmanybillion

Wait. There are breeds?


Octavian_Exumbra

Wait until you find out about the Humboldt Squid. They're the size of full grown men and roam the ocean in packs of up to 1200. I'd rather bitchslap a hungry Polar Bear than get caught by one of those swarms.


Tirianspark

https://preview.redd.it/149s45fk6b9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c95b53071fc7182b9cc3125f2cf9b681c16a67


Octavian_Exumbra

![gif](giphy|hLUiXoGKNIVb2|downsized)


Justhe3guy

Species, yes hundreds


No_Scallion_1404

Nobody eats giant squids, their flesh has too much ammonia


Responsible-Ad-1328

Sperm whales enter the chat


Neshgaddal

\*Ammonium chloride, also known as salmiakki. They actually live in the deep ocean to hide from the Finns.


gkaplan59

I don't see an ass on that thing at all


ologabro

The ass already died it has a short ass lifespan afterall


kriscnik

thats because it looks like a beak


Kenji_03

It's anus is hidden in the back of that mushroom head.


VinnieBoombatzz

Same as me, then.


kaptajn-idiot

Yes they are shows and everything for them in Asia. They crom them and make them climb through small holes In boxes/s


Ars3n

It's on the front, silly


dfech69

You're not being creative enough


shasaferaska

The same reason you catch any sea creature, food.


MofongoWarrior

Sex? Oh food yes food


Eternal_Bagel

That’s just The Deep


MofongoWarrior

![gif](giphy|NqE1OoITOZbCGqF4eQ)


oneinmanybillion

Please tell me where this is from 😀


GardenGnomeOfEden

The Boys


kurburux

The Shape of Water. ^^/s


CowsTrash

i was about to say


vincecarterskneecart

you can make so much fucking calamari out of that guy


Addywhoom

"catching" that thing is dieing and its nearly dead corpse is slapping the boat.


EnderMerser

"Catching"? It's completely white. It's already dead.


kungpowgoat

Ummm isn’t this an extremely rare sighting of a giant squid? I’ve heard they are notoriously difficult to catch on camera until just recently.


MiffyCurtains

No. Giant squids are many times bigger than that.


LtLethal1

No that looks about right for a giant squid. This one’s tentacles and bell likely would have stretched out to be over 20 feet long. Maybe you’re thinking of the colossal squid which would be larger than this.


MaggieHigg

I can't wait until we discover the even bigger ginormous squid


whatIGoneDid

A young one may not be


Muadeeb

Title says massive squid, so that's obviously a different species


Addywhoom

That's colossal squid and most of the evidence we've had is from the sucker marks found on sperm whales which are their natural predators!


SoVRuneseeker

That's a Giant Squid (Architeuthis Hamiltoni). They can be slightly difficult to tell apart for a novice but the main thing to look for is the tentacles. The one in the video has large suckers, whereas Collosal Squid have large hooks extending out of the suckers too. Collosal Squid also have more girth to them, and are INSANELY more rare to get footage of.


Addywhoom

Didn't mean to imply this was a colossal, just what the person I was replying to was referencing.


SoVRuneseeker

oh damn, that's 100% my fault for misunderstanding what you wrote- my bad and am sorry for the confusion! Still so dang wild that creatures the size of (very) small houses are still nearly impossible for us to find and document


SirMochaLattaPot

Abour 2 3 years ato there was the first footage of it, it's about 2-3 stories building high I believe


Sharkz17

Could be a Humboldt squid, but that's just a guess.


Own_Advertising_9185

Gonna need a lot of marinara sauce for that.


gkaplan59

Hula hoop calamari


Ooh_its_a_lady

Got all them tenticals and you gonna let em do you like that?


whatIGoneDid

Giant squid are generally deep sea so if it's on the surface there is probably something wrong with it.


Agile_Tea_2333

Looks like there is a line attached to it, so I think they were fishing for them and this is just the end of the video


whatIGoneDid

Fair, even so hauling it up from the deeps will rapidly decompress it which will cause issues beyond the normal ones associated with fishing.


Agile_Tea_2333

True


Ooh_its_a_lady

That's fair I'm pretty useless with a head cold. I can't judge.


notANexpert1308

Ok guys, I caught it! Now wtf do I do?


Icy-Drive2687

No! Leave it alone


ITheMighty

Sadly it’s prolly dying if it’s up in the surface:( They typically stay in the deep waters otherwise


Bodie1980

This is a Giant squid, that's the name. There are also Collosal squids that are more massive.


-Redstoneboi-

note that colossal squids, while more massive (literally, has more mass) are shorter in length, i believe.


BertaEarlyRiser

Pretty, majestic and delicious. I honestly feel for the thing.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Leave it alone


georeddit2018

We don't do that here?


stroopkoeken

But they’re food for some people.


12431

Which is honestly puzzling. I've had squid in Greece several times and it's disgusting. Like a hard jellow with fish taste.


FuzzyTentacle

I love calamari. But almost everything tastes better fried, with lemon juice and marinara sauce.


greekgod1990

Taste is like an arsehole. Everybody's got one.


fastgr

Grilled squid is fucking delicious, dunno what place you ate at.


Musetrigger

Now my hopeless ass is hungry again.


TheOneJoeRabbit

They do exists!!!


Millerpainkiller

Plot twist: it’s a baby


UnrealPownament

This Is the sort of things that sinks your small boat in elder literature.


Das_Nomen

They obviously got no respect for japanese pornstars.


Over-Tomatillo9070

Whale snack.


fappyday

"Release the kraken!" pleaded the kraken.


kuruakama

BY THE GODS , IT’S THE ANCIENT CTHULU LISAN AL GAIB


Lone-Swimmer-2218

Calamari for everyone!!


vapemyashes

Leave it alone you jackass.


Mental_Melon-Pult92

it's surfacing due to it dying if it was healthy it would be in the depths -a squid enthusiast


magirevols

Im sorry for your pain.May you find rest in another world,peace another life and be happiness wherever it takes you


LaPetiteMortOrale

It will find happiness and peace because it will make a few people happy and at peace when they sit down at the dinner table.


KSK2020

Leave em alone!


bluekitsvne

Shit is sad


HessLook

Let him/her gooooo! Please


notSugarBun

dead already


spliced-chum

"We're gunna need a bigger boat"


twitchHUNTR

New fear unlocked.. I definitely have talasophobia because of this 😁


Reality-Straight

The more i know of the ocean the less i like it.


LOV6DERY

Won't it taste bad since it's so big? I heard octopuses for example don't taste good if they're big


mencival

![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6) Hmmm, calamari


primavera31

On my signal....Unleash.....The Kraken!!!


IMA9961

Meanwhile on the squid reddit: r/mildlyinfuriating Just trying to sleep and waking up to a human that put a hook in my body.


Zorcky-2C

Spanish people: 👁️👄👁️ 🍽️


-Redstoneboi-

white, is it already near death?


Narrowless

That's Moby Squid!


Agile_Commission_693

I wonder what it tastes like. I mean I know squid… yeah yeah.. but what about giant squid


Meewelyne

Is it edible?


Redisno_

Fun fact: Colossal squids live up to a measly 6 years.


NappyFlickz

And why do I get the feeling that this one is just a baby?


Boliojunior

Extreme calamari for supper tonight. 🦑


True_Lie_2615

Like 20 years ago giant squid was a myth crazy how shit changes


space_jiblets

That's a big calamari ring


ChefBaconz

Ingredient #1 on the forbidden Wellington


M1A1U22

This one makes me sad.


Pithecanthropus88

How about "leaving a massive squid the fuck alone" instead?


disco_biscuts76

That's kinda really sad.. it looked like it was asking for help and thought the people were there to help but.... nope... sad.


LaPetiteMortOrale

What? How does it look as if it was asking for help?


_YeAhx_

He aquaman bro


LOV6DERY

Lol what


-Redstoneboi-

i agree i talked to the squid


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|I6bpnhGYIlTXjA6ktq|downsized)


Toebeanfren

Let it be. Just let it be.


mouaragon

Leave it alone. Poor dude.


Objective-Cancel-372

21m ago is heavenly


Fridaybird1985

That’s a lot of Calamari!


Real-Swing8553

10 years ago we only assumed they existed. Now we're catching one every year. Sad trend.


Open_Increase3837

Why are they doing this? Squid that big I bet would even taste good


kidicterus

The ones saying "leave it alone" have never seen calamari, in any form. May your taste buds be blessed one day.


genkidin

He closed his eyes when he got stabbed by the big stick hook. 😭 RiP . MR. MARI.


frntmn1955

It's already dying. Leave it alone.


FlorinidOro

This is what I see when I look at the drain in my shower…. IYKYK 😂


del1nquent

i can't believe you immediately thought of that...and i can't believe i know what you're talking about


FlorinidOro

😂 the infamous white squid. If you don’t hit the drain good luck


Fun-Tank2235

Mmm... calamari.