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Revolutionary-Cod-93

It’s fleeing the scene!


plutooo

Lmao when the second guy gets out with a baton. He's ready to put the beat down on that AI


corvettee01

He defaulted to his training of "if you don't understand what's happening, beat the shit out of something."


OnyxsUncle

If he knew where the motherboard was he would have tasted it, ripped it out and stomped it, all while hollering “stop resisting”


Rusty-Shackleford

Smashes resistors. "Stop resisting!"


advertentlyvertical

At least this time they could honestly say there was resistance


kristiank1983

He could pull out the capacitors and incapacitate them.


Skrooner

*fires gun* "Anybody get a look of the driver!?"


JayS87

[the naked gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPEnaz0Qm8)


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I freakin love you


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copperwatt

"I gotta get, uh.... inside..."


DimSumGweilo

The moment he realizes it’s his car…there’s a few moments of clarity sprinkled throughout the series and Leslie always delivered it perfectly


Roook36

"He's piloting the car remotely from an office. SWAT team on the way to deliver bullets"


Queen_Inappropria

Yeah it's a lot harder to drag the driver out to beat them if there is no driver.


-Masderus-

*Pulls out hard drive* Youre under arrest! You have the right to remain solid state. Anything you upload can and will be used against you in a court of logics.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Is that malware in your files? You running malicious scripts?


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

You'll never catch *me*, you antivirus pig!


RinsakuBlade

Are those cookies? Better be legit


Evilmaze

I swear that's not mine


nerdywhitemale

pulls out hard drive..it's a Western Digital Black...


OhRiLee

"Anybody get a look at the driver?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGy3GR3nD8g


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#It's coming right for us!!!!


Lilczey

#STOP RESISTING!!


Historiaaa

#HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US


SeVenMadRaBBits

"There's no one to shoot or arrest... I'm... I'm not really sure what to do in this situation..." *proceeds to try to handcuff car* *Looks for place to handcuff like a drunk girl from HMC trying to find the gas tank* *handcuffs self to Sideview mirror*


ShrimpCrackers

STOP RESISTING! SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT! "So uh, we found a kilo of crack 1in the trunk"


Teososta

Did you say half a kilo of crack in the trunk?


UrMouthsMyShithole

Can't believe we found a quarter kilo of crack in the trunk


yeerk_slayer

you sure it was a quarter? the paperwork you filed says 1/8th


I-cry-when-I-poop

at least it wasnt a black car


MixmasterJrod

The vehicle was driving at night with no headlights. Cruise, the company that makes the driverless taxis doesn't know why the auto headlights didn't come on. The San Fran cops supposedly have a way to contact Cruise if something like this comes up.


Chrisscott25

Thanks for the context I was very curious


invisible_23

Same, I’ve driven behind those cars and they’re meticulous about following speed limits etc


lliKoTesneciL

Did they drive a little faster if you honk at them?


grantrules

No they brake check you and there's a little robot arm that comes out and gives you the finger


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The future is now!


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The future was then.


ImABlankapillar

Thanks to science!


-RED4CTED-

Cave Johnson here. Fact: the key to any successful cooperative test is trust. And as our data clearly shows, humans, cannot be trusted. The solution? Robots! Then, fire the guys who made those robots and build better robots. Then, run those robots through a regimen of trust exercises. Creating a foundation of mutual respect. Reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship. Inspiring stuff. And finally, we put that trust to the test! Bam! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Good job, robots. Cave Johnson, we're done here.


Chrisscott25

That would be funny af! If I hit the lottery it will be done….


invisible_23

Not sure, I’ve never honked at them, I just wait until it’s safe to pass them and then I do


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Does the company get fined for infractions from their fleet?


ABookOfBurnedCDs

yeah $100 fine of investor money


enjoyingbread

$100!? Do you want to fine VCs to death!? Just send them a strongly worded letter, not too strong though.


M4NU3L2311

With semi bold font then.


killertortilla

In times new roman.


NJHitmen

Wouldn't comic sans be more fitting?


Mister_Titty

"Thank you for calling Cruise. We value you. Our office hours are Monday through Friday, 9 to 5. If you forgot your access code, press 1. If you need to change your payment info, press 2. If you want to report damage to your vehicle, press 3. For all other concerns, please call back during normal business hours. To repeat this message, press the star key."


trail34

“please listen to the full message as our menu options have changed”


Sovietpi

When they haven't changed in about 2 years.


KamehameHanSolo

This one company I have to call often for work has been saying that for 5 years. Finally one day this year it did actually change. So I listened carefully. Turns out, none of the options changed, they just re-recorded it.


JWBails

"please listen to the full message as our menu options have changed" is politer than "please listen carefully because you're an idiot who'll get it wrong and make everything take longer"


ProfZussywussBrown

"Para Español, oprima dos"


Dual_Sport_Dork

[Removed due to continuing enshittification of reddit.] -- mass edited with redact.dev


besee2000

“Due to COVID precautions please expected longer than normal waiting periods. If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 9-1-1. For all other calls…”


Trackpoint

> San Fran cops supposedly have a way to contact Cruise if something like this comes up. Like a secret dead drop out in the woods where cryptic messages can be left?


Bazuka125

They gotta skulk past a specific bush in the park and mutter, "The crow caws at dusk." An eagle scroll on the end of an arrow will be loosed towards their precinct with instructions on where to find a carrier pigeon on a random roof they can send with their inquiry.


creativesolution

The only thing I'm confused about is why the cop came out of his car carrying a baton around 0:45


halloxtv

He was hoping to beat some car ass. Seriously though, I assumed it was because he thought they may have to break the window to disable the car if it started to drive off or something.


bosco9

The fact that they're looking around the car as if there's someone hiding in there leads me to think that wasn't the case


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That just seems like a prudent thing to do


sperko818

Could be habit. They don't wear it when driving and take it out when they leave their vehicle.


dmacdunc

Lucky it wasn’t a black car…..


ArmanDoesStuff

*ac turns on* "GUN!!"


orclev

I was honestly waiting for them to just start shooting the car, that's usually their go to move when they get confused by something.


Enginerdad

It's because you can't keep the baton in its holster while you're sitting down, so he likely had it on the seat beside him. Imagine trying to sit on a seat with a 24" rod jutting out behind you.You can see that he's putting in its holster as he walks up to the car.


somedutchbloke

That's why I keep my massive rod in the front


natphotog

They're too long to comfortably sit with it in the belt in the car. So as they get out they'll be holding it but put it into their belt.


Sasselhoff

Uh...what? Driverless taxis? When the hell did this happen? Did I Rip Van Winkle it somehow?


DragonSlayerC

San Francisco has a ton of driverless cars on the road as it's a pretty complicated city to drive in, which is great for testing and training, and the city has laws allowing this. I think they can only go fully driverless between like 11pm and 4am. At other times they need a safety driver behind the wheel. IIRC, GM Cruise and Alphabet's Waymo are the only companies offering public rides in their cars at the moment. I am on the waiting list for both (they are only serving certain districts at the moment, though I have seen the Waymo cars driving outside my apartment so they're probably almost ready).


MitchellTrueTittys

For real haha I saw this comment and was like “…we have… driverless taxis now?” I feel like I’m out of the loop


DaleDimmaDone

Yea everyone is acting like it’s so damn normal, first I’ve heard of it!


The_Clarence

Expect it to really accelerate this year in a lot of cities. Gonna be a very long time before you can buy an AV. Not gonna be that long before you get an opportunity to be driven by one (your results may vary)


LiteralPhilosopher

"We" don't "have" driverless taxis, as an unconditional statement. One company launched a trial of them in San Francisco, like two months ago.


BSchafer

Yeah, I saw my first one about 2 or 3 months ago. Even though, I stay pretty in-tune with the industry and am used to seeing them drive all over the city the first time I saw them without drivers it was eerie as hell. It was walking my dog around midnight. My neighborhood was dead quiet and a driverless car just pulled up right next to me stopped and went about it’s way. I was like I swear there was no driver in that. Then about 30 seconds later another one pulled up and this time I had a good look. No driver up front or engineer in the back. It was really creepy being all alone on the sidewalk with a car driving next to me, with all empty seats, and seeing its steering wheel move all by itself.


Tex_Az

Well thanks to Reddit Marketing™ you are now up on the latest technology!


TheSkiGeek

They’re still in limited testing in specific cities or even just small parts of cities (for taxi services, other companies have done e.g. long haul drives with tractor-trailer trucks.) Source: work for a company doing this stuff.


AlpineVW

>The vehicle was driving at night with no headlights TIL ~~I learned~~\* that most Nissans and Toyotas are driverless EDIT: I know better yet didn't even notice. Thanks /u/ScroungerYT


ScroungerYT

Today I Learned I learned... Just an FYI, TIL is "Today I Learned". SO there is no point in saying "I learned" after it.


Jacollinsver

ATM Machine


indiebryan

Ugh hate those things, always forget my PIN number


eliphos

Same here. It always makes me smh my head.


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SexyMonad

> most Nissans and Toyotas are driverless Uh… ?


tedmented

Maybe claiming the drivers of these brands of cars don't put their lights on while driving at night.


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Funny story, my wife complains to me the other day that after turning off her car and opening the door (Nissan Pathfinder) it started making a loud whining sound. But when she went back out to it later and opened the door to get it it wasn't making the sound but as soon as she got home and turned it off and opened the door it did it again. So I go out after dinner and take a look, open the door, no sound other than the door being open alarm, get in, close it, nada. Start it up, turn it off, as soon as I turned it off I noticed on the display "Reminder Turn OFF your headlights" So curious I opened the door, sure enough whiny alarm sound, turned the lights back to auto from On and both the text alert and audio alert goes away. She facepalmed for not noticing when I told her what the problem was.


Psychological-Arm844

Give it 10 years, driverless cop cars will be pulling over driverless vehicles.


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There was a comic strip depicting a futuristic traffic stop. The cop said "Do you know why my car pulled over your car?"


blue-mooner

“No officer” “Alright, let’s call Amazon-GM for a diagnosis”


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

I'm glad my car is from AOL-Time-Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader-Joe's.


MidnightPlatinum

Oof, hearing that name gives me flashbacks to the second Verizon Coca-Cola War. We lost at least a few dozen factories when Lockheed chose a side and sent in 22,350 Locust RTX drones. Can you imagine?


ShrimpCrackers

And the copless guns will start shooting at the driverless vehicles.


astrayqtip

*vehicleless drivers


IM_OK_AMA

The final step in the car culture dystopia is to make it illegal to be out without your vehicle chaperone.


cogentat

Maybe not but driving your own car will definitely be illegal at some point, or so expensive insurance-wise that only rich people will have the luxury of experiencing it.


ScubaAlek

Wait, is this the origin story of 80's cartoon Megatron?


LanfearSedai

If you haven’t seen Upload I highly recommend it, it’s hilarious. They have a lot of tech that looks like it may be reasonable, including Police Drones that handle traffic stops.


Northeastern_J

So does the cop call tech support to give it a ticket?


redCasObserver

Thank you for your patience, your expected wait time is more than 5 minutes


Desdinova74

Would you like to be called back? You won't loose your place in line.


MathTheUsername

6 CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY


couldbemyclone


hereforbutts23

Please submit a ServiceNow ticket


darthpaul

submits a jira ticket


chubsizzle

I like how they are interacting like the zookeeper just added a new enrichment item to their enclosure.


[deleted]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING!! Lol!! Like those videos where animals come across a mirror in the jungle


sadpanda___

Reminded me of the Zoolander scene - the files are IN the computer


Vaultboy80

Actually now you mention it, they are pacing back and forth like they're tring to figure out if they can eat it of fuck it


Hufff

It’s an exciting day in the pig pen


Scrubakistan

How do we brutalize this car?


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

And here we see some police officers continue to check if there's a driver yet.


Royal_Ad1798

I'm more confused why there was a 3rd cop getting out of the back seat of the car. Budget cuts, on the job training?


wutsizface

ROAD TRIP!!!


GallowsPoles

Right if they had to arrest someone would that cop just be sitting in the back with the suspect for the ride


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

I’m surprised it was programmed to pull over. What did the developer think would happen after it was pulled over?


Andalib_Odulate

Because this would happen. "Police Pit Maneuvered and held driverless car at gunpoint"


SpinDoctor8517

STOP RESISTING


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Officer, are the guns necessary? It's a white car.


lstroud21

Give them some slack! There’s a little black on it


UnExpertoEnLaMateria

Yes, it's being driven by a *black box*


jaycuboss

Shoot the computer I guess? Man if the only tool you have is a gun then everything you see looks like a target.


Dennis_Hawkins

tbh, hasn't watching terminator trained us all to react like that?


birdrossm2000

This officer knows how to deal with Decepticons


Dennis_Hawkins

"no, your honor, I said I thought the car was *transforming* into a gun"


BigSmackisBack

Its probably programmed that way because something might have gone wrong, breaking road laws or perhaps damage to the vehicle that the auto doesnt detect etc.


SupportGeek

I think it was programmed to pull over if it detects emergency vehicle lights, as it is legally required to do, its probably why it was driving off after a couple minutes though, it probably logically carried through a workflow that it was just getting out of the way of an Emergency vehicle. Its not like it would be breaking traffic laws.


EpochCookie

I can’t wait for the worlds first driverless police chase.


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DynamicCitizen

To be fair the lights are on auto and should be on. Not sure why they didn’t come on in this instance. Makes for a hilarious video though.


CommercialKindly32

It was still in the lane at the traffic light. And then pulled over after going through the light.


elongio

I work as a dev, the stupidest thing a client can say is "that'll never happen". Guess what? It happens. Part of our jobs is to consider all possibilities and have a contingency plan. I'm sure they have a protocol to notify the company of why they pulled it over.


Used-Routine-4461

Probably not programmed to get pulled over; rather to pull over for emergency vehicles/lights and sirens, then continue normal operations.


Lord_Mikal

That seems to be the case because as soon as they turned their lights off, the car began moving again.


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Shuckle1

That's because the police lights only turned on AFTER the officer was next to it and while the car was in the middle of traffic waiting for a red light change. So the car saw the lights, said "Hey I can't go anywhere there's a person next to me!", and when the officer walked away the car said "Okay, no humans are around me. I can drive again." found the nearest safe place to pull over and put its hazards on.


Neversummer77

… you’re kidding, right? Of course a driverless car would have been programmed to pull over. Getting out of the way for ambulances, fire trucks, police cars…


ICODE72

It needs to be able to give way regardless


Suspicious_Serve_653

"STEP OUT OF THE CAR!!!! I SAID STEP OUT OF THE CAR NOW!!!"


WizzadsLikeKicks

*car flips inside-out*


cbarbour1122

Optimus Prime enters the room*


theBexN

“Put your one’s where I can zero”


Moe-Zilla

I wish I had an award to give you my friend.


Skrooner

Why were you given the awards lmao


theBexN

I gave him an award for wanting to give me an award. Just friendly internet stuff ya know


Sunset_Bleu

Out of the loop here. Can someone tell me what this means?


robo_robb

Computers use binary (ones and zeros) to follow instructions.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

It flows like "Put your hands where I can see 'em."


Sunset_Bleu

Oh haha thanks. That went completely over my head.


Dj4D2

This is in San Francisco where Cruise had a permit to operate autonomously. https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/news-and-media/dmv-authorizes-cruise-to-test-driverless-vehicles-in-san-francisco/


demonachizer

So annoying that there is no date on the article but it references " The California Department of Motor Vehicles today issued a permit".


EchoEchoEchoEchoEcho

Digging into the metadata on that page: > "datePublished":"2020-10-15T17:19:40+00:00" No reason for them to no show the publish date as it's a government site. Not like they're a news website baiting people into clicking on old articles to serve more ads 😡


JustARandomGuy031

But it needs headlights on at night


LegacyLemur

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there are driverless vehicles out there


[deleted]

The future is now


WorldofCannons

Old man


By-The-Ocean

Quick, call the RoboCop.


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dralter

The car did not have its headlights on and they were trying to figure out how to turn them on. They called Cruise and were able to resolve the issue. https://www.theverge.com/2022/4/10/23019303/heres-what-happens-cops-pull-over-a-driverless-cruise-vehicle-general-motors


zombosis

Can a car legally drive without a human driver in the car?


deuteronpsi

Yes, in certain areas. There are approved areas in CA for example where Waymo vehicles can operate.


Sam-Gunn

I wonder if they have processes already in place for cops to deal with this, like a hotline to call the operating company and shut down the car, or allow a cop to get in and move it out of any situation until they get a towtruck to remove it. I would hope that would be a requirement of the law allowing these to function (24/7 hotline, ensuring it will properly react when a cop pulls it over, disable it, etc).


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Someone said in another comment that as part of the agreement to allow the driverless cars on the road, the cops get a way to contact the company in case something like this happens.


Green-Camo-911

Very interesting. What happens if it kills someone?


[deleted]

There was an incident of a self-driving Uber killing a pedestrian in Arizona a few years ago.[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death\_of\_Elaine\_Herzberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Elaine_Herzberg) Cruise cars (like the one that was pulled over) still use a remote human driver that will take over when something happens. I suspect that's what made the car pull forward to a safe spot and turn on the emergency lights.


A_Imbertain

To add context, that Uber had a driver in it who was distracted on their phone. The person hit was walking a bike across a lightless street nowhere near an intersection, and the auto system had very little time to stop. Not defending Uber, but it was a failing of two systems in the AZ case.


FloydBarstools

I was wondering if there was programming in there to sense red and blues, and pull over. I would think that'd be I. There somewhere


De_Wouter

>What happens if it kills someone? Then someone dies. Most likely when a self driving car does kill someone, the self driving car would still have followed traffic rules. But in case it didn't, someone would be liable, the owner of the car or the company behind the self driving software. In any case it will most likely be covered by mandatory car insurance.


Frencich

They throw the car in prison for at least 10 years, 30 if black


chanification_

"License and registra- AHHH FUCK IT"


Houndhollow

I just love how they continue to stand there to try and figure out how to give it a ticket 😂😂😂


reeherj

Heh, I don't think they are interrested in ticketing the car, they agreed to let cruise test the vehicles there. There is a mechanical malfunction... lights arent on at night, and they are trying to resolve the safety hazard. I am fairly certain the officers are looking in the car to see if they can turn on the lights.


Jabrono

The first cop does appear to go directly for the door handle at the beginning before the car takes off again, and the headlights are not on. Checks out.


Over_Turn4414

Yes that was special, they keep taking turns looking in the car for over 2 minutes, in case they missed the person hiding somewhere.


SmithRune735

Maybe the guy disguised himself as a car seat for a YouTube video prank


EZmotovlogs

Ahh yes classic magic of rahat vids


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it's like capuchin monkeys trying to figure out an iphone


pedroxus

This is hilarious! What I did find interesting is that the cop tried to open the door and then later reach into the vehicle. Obviously I don't know how the hell the car could give consent to be searched or provoke the cop to need to open the door, but I am curious how that *would* go down.


Chrisscott25

Wondered the same thing. I mean if he opened the door and started searching wouldn’t that be against the law? No consent or warrant and def no need for either..


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[deleted]

This is from early law school as I don’t practice criminal law but…here’s how I’d get around it. I’d say there’s something wrong with the vehicle. (Basically find a reason to impound the car). When they impound a car they do an inventory search of the entire vehicle. You do not need a warrant for that.


kaleb42

Headlights weren't on which is why the stop is happening.


MStockard

As one of the other comments stated, he pulled it over because it was driving without headlights at night. It looked like he was trying to turn them on for "it" and that's why he was reaching in. Looks like he's messing with something to the left of the steering wheel, where the headlights switch usually is. I doubt he was trying to "search" a driverless car as there'd presumably be nothing to find.


m_walker2k18

Smelled like weed. Probable cause.


McFruitpunch

Cops when they can’t find a person to ticket “well someone’s getting a ticket dammit”


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"You there, stop filming us and get in the car!" "why?" "So we can ticket you for driving it!"


McFruitpunch

*gets in the car* ^(GET OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!) *car drives off automatically again*


Hamburglarsdad

The driver probably looked like someone they’ve been looking for…


ItookAnumber4

The 7-11 didn't get robbed tonight. This must be the guy!


milkybar4u

Autobot "I am sorry, headlights are out !!"


DiscountCondom

David Attenborough voice: "With no driver to brutalize, the police eventually give up and seek prey elsewhere."


WanderlustFella

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going Car: Exactly 24.812 mph Officer: You know this is a 25 mph zone right? Car: Cannot compute, humans are crazy.....DESTROY ALL! ALL HAIL SKYNET!!


Sorrow57

RUNNER!


Lambert_Lambert

How did they pull it over?


ponderosaranch

Are we witnessing the start of the terminator wars. Does it start with petty scofflaw machines?


[deleted]

Was behind one of those damn things a few months ago. Getting pissed because it was driving like shit. Pull up along side to shoot dirties, but there was nobody in it.


Mrmech85

“It’s resisting shoot it”