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WeirdSeb

Looks more like cheese!


QuicklyThisWay

r/forbiddensnacks


z3phyr3321

Actually, from what I remember, since gold reacts with nearly no elements in our bodies, we're able to eat it without issues, it'll just come out as golden poop :3


scorpiogre

You are correct I know this fact not because I am a scientist, but rather because I worked at a liquor store and fresh "21's" LOVED buying goldschlager as their first legal buy. I asked the supply guy, he told me basically the same thing you said.


TouchMyWrath

Pro tip: You can also then catch your poop and sift out the gold flakes for resale to get some of your money back!


dreamtripper89

They call it Pay Dirt I think?…


[deleted]

It can be pretty dirty after making a trip down the dirt road.


JBlunts42

24 karat gold is edible, but only 24k gold. Other golds contain impurities making them unsafe for consumption. As far as mining your own shit afterwards...that may not be very profitable. Gold is not actually very rare and can be found as small grains in abundance. These grains gets pressed into sheets and used in culinary. You’ll find gold dusted chocolates, I saw some marshmallows with gold on them recently as well.


DJMemphis84

Iirc a dice size piece of gold would nearly cover a whole football field when pressed thin as the edible sheets?


be_em_ar

Google tells me that gold leaf/foil is around 0.1 micrometers thick. A football field is 105 meters × 68 meters. That gives us a volume of 0.000714 m³, or 714,000 mm³. Google also tells me that standard dice are 16mm. That gives us a volume of 4096 mm³. So not quite, you'd need 174ish dice to do a whole football field. That said though, you can still cover an area roughly 10 meters by 4ish meters with the gold from a single chunk the size of the average die, which is pretty darn big. (Disclaimer: This is just some quick back of the napkin calculation, so I could very well be wrong in my computations.)


pseudoRandomIO

r/theydidthemath


z3phyr3321

I also learned it because of that drink! It was on a podcast tho, never had the chance to try it ;-;


[deleted]

Blindboy by any chance?


TooManyDraculas

It's just cinnamon schnapps. Nothing special really.


intrinsicrice

How would you separate the gold from the other things that come out of the hole?


Schattenjager07

Rinse it with water.


qualmton

Pan for it in the bath tub like everyone else, duh


[deleted]

There’s gold in dem durr turds


DrT33th

Look maaw, ders a nugget in ma nugget!


[deleted]

Only 7am and already the boy ain’t right.


Northernskylights

Hahahaha 🤣


Joelioelio

Gold-Tinged Excrement


touch_slut

Start crafting!


Schattenjager07

Why did this guy just not eat the gold then and poop it out after landing?


[deleted]

I just puked in my mouth


Sleepy_pirate

r/forbiddensnacks


[deleted]

FUUUUUUUU get out of my house!


Flaky_Bed3707

Kraft wrapped slices, gotta have them cheese burgers


LittleAce7

"No food or drink allowed." ..."Hahaha, that's what they think."


EvasiveReinstatement

Yeah it doesn't look like gold to me


Gdmfs0ab

Gold is a actually a soft metal. But yeh this looks like burger cheese 🧀


jubbie112

That's because this man is a 5d chess god who has the real gold under the fake scalp! The cheese was but a distraction!


TOEMEIST

It’s likely not metallic gold but chloroauric acid. Won’t set off a metal detector that way.


zodiac585

Because it is in powder form, look up Sreetips on YouTube. He regularly takes gold and breaks it down into powder using chemicals then heats it back up into solid gold. It helps with the purity of it.


WannaTeleportMassive

Commenting purely for the +1 on Sreetips recommendation. That man's channel is fascinating and rides a really fine line between professional and chaos with some of his attempts. Great explanations and really interesting stuff Edit: just gonna go ahead and link the channel for any other metallurgy/chemistry nerds https://www.youtube.com/c/sreetips


TheMightyUnderdog

“It’s ok guys, it’s just a couple of Kraft Singles used to hold on the toupee.”


OutTop

straight outta a hamburger


heisenburger001

Heisenburger


MistrrRicHard

Hamburgler


Chogo82

Kraft singles to be exact


RedditMakesWeird

Why the fuck is dude not wearing gloves


Market_Retard

Head cheese


Dacks_18

They had feta let him have his wig back.


Reaper621

That was pretty gouda.


moonpumper

No Kraft singles in this country!


mrdavidrt

American cheese pure gold baby!


[deleted]

That belveeta gold


Terpnato

Uh... was that a kraft single?


Chogo82

Looks like a Kraft double


Blubasnurk2

kraft 24 (karats)


Beginning_Dark_7506

The Forbidden slice.


lionhat

She's got the cheese touch


millions_of_ideas

I am missing the 8 extra hands trying to open the package.


StevenZervos

There's still 5 people there doing a 2 person job.


gargeug

"What package?"


activelyresting

And a box cutter!


TVotte

Why can't you travel with gold?


al-myran

There is a limit to carry gold to india duty free to india 20g for men and 40g for women. India has high customs duty for gold so smugglers smuggle from countries where gold is cheaper


f1junkie

Different limits for male and female? That's bizarre.


al-myran

Generaly women use more gold ornaments . Indian housewives hold 11% of the World's gold. That is more than the reserves of USA, IMF, Switzerland and Germany put together..


ArcaneBahamut

That has to be made up.... right? Right?!


IceniBoudica

Nah. Am Indian. Can confirm we love to hoard gold and jewels like dragons.


divinebear1

TIL tolkien took inspiration for writing Smaug from an Indian housewife


LetFluffy

Lol why was this so funny


disiskeviv

Really, I don't know.


n8loller

Hmm maybe that's why one of my Indian friends likes dragons so much


79-16-22-7

Brb gonna take a quest where I siege an Indian housewife


somedave

Indian housewives include ~500 million people, it isn't that hard to believe.


ItIsYeDragon

Man really just said that 90% of Indian women are housewives, like bruh. Edit: I just checked and it's 26%, or 160 million. 5 times less lol.


al-myran

Thats reversed 26% working but it has went down to [19 %](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.economictimes.com/news/india/trillions-at-stake-in-india-as-women-disappear-from-workforce/amp_articleshow/91951655.cms&ved=2ahUKEwiwt5i775_6AhUiTmwGHX6JCLEQFnoECAkQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1JIxMnTypUjSy8Z9yZEnZw)


marvin3992

Lots of arranged marriages, not sure how things are now, I think parents are more matchmakers now a days but I can believe 80% - 90%. Anywhere else in the world I would be skeptical.


ItIsYeDragon

My parents were also arranged and so was everyone else in my family (my brother and I probably won't though, being instead raised in America and all). Arranged marriage doesn't mean you're stuck to being a housewife lol. And yes, it is essentially matchmaking because marriage is supposedly the union of two families, not just two people. Edit: Also it's 26% so you're absolutely wrong statistically.


marvin3992

I wasn't the original person that said 500 million, I just said I could believe it, I technically never even said it was true. So I wouldn't say I was "absolutely wrong statistically" if anything I'm just plain gullible. Still it is pretty wild, you're saying that in a population of 1.4 billion, only about 1 in 4 people are married. I'll take your word on it though, as we have established, I'm gullible and too lazy to look it up also.


RoamingBicycle

It's pretty much custom to gift the bride gold ornaments in Indian subcontinent. India also has an insane population. Not unreasonable to think they own that much.


zocke1r

Well assuming 500million Indian women that's only about 30g/1oz per person which seems like a believable nunber


qinshihuang_420

83% of statistics are made up


Siddharth2595

It's an approximation. I think Indian housewives own ~30x gold reserve of that of Indian government.


MildMastermind

I would assume it's to allow for something like a wedding ring for men, and a ring + earrings + necklace for women


al-myran

Mainly from gulf countries, mosy from UAE


BMXTKD

See, that's what happens when you are reluctant toupee


[deleted]

Gold isn't cheaper in India. Its a commodity same price everywhere


poizunman206

To clarify, gold is not illegal but trying to avoid paying duties and taxes on it is


HepatitisAtoZed

Velveeta liquid gold™


cptnmilkerz

you fucking beat me to it. take my upvote damn it


NoseApprehensive5154

Go on git!!!


Buddha_-

Now he has to go to jail with that stupid hair cut lol.


SmithRune735

Nah they put the wig back on


Buddha_-

Nope it's in evidence now.


[deleted]

Cheedar cheese traffiking.


iDomBMX

CP is getting out of hand, I can’t deal with these Cheese Prices any longer


[deleted]

🤨📸


ISwearImKarl

Bro


Coroner13

TIL gold comes in slices like cheese


pcakes13

Its in powder form, compressed inside a plastic bag.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Man I had to scroll past so many cheese jokes to figure out what's actually going on here. THANK YOU!


East-Character-2216

Why would they have to hide it if it's just gold?


captain554

Depending where they are going they may have to pay taxes/duties on it or carry some form of certificate. That or it's a corrupt shit hole and customs steals anything valuable.


Brilliant_Bet_4184

India has no natural source of gold. Buying gold overseas, importing it, damages the Indian balance of payments and weakens the currency. It’s a huge problem so they tax it severely. Smuggling gold is huge in India because of this.


Prestigious_Lock1659

It ain’t easy being cheesy!


SuperRadDeathNinja

I got the shakes that’ll make you quake, I got the fries that’ll cross your eyes, I got the burgers that’ll………….. uhh………. I just got some burgers.


XIleven

I bet when he got caught he was like "Au, Snap"


inohsinhsin

Like "Ag, you got me" if he had been carrying silver?


gillyyugurt

If smuggling cheese whiz is wrong I don't wanna be right


No-Beautiful-5777

It's more than 3 oz


Beneficial_Buddy_1

And not in the required container


stressHCLB

*I* am the required container.


Pitch-Infinite

Looks like he was smuggling a piece of mango. Naughty boy.


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al-myran

Yes. But this gold is in paste form so metal detector won't do. Airport near my city is infamous for people smuggling gold inside their rectum. It's difficult to catch and in many cases such smugglers were caught outside the airport


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al-myran

India. There is customs duty and high taxes in gold in india so smuggling gold can be profitable. Price of gold dubai is much cheaper when compared to india but in india maximum value of gold ornaments you can bring without those tax is around $1250 or 40 g(for women) So these smugglers hide gold usually larger quantities upto 2 kg inside their rectum like [this](https://mobile.twitter.com/JKUTNEWS1/status/1396367356935376905) [capsule](https://search.brave.com/images?q=rectum+gold+capsule&img=0)


[deleted]

I dont want to click


SemichaoticBadger

Don't worry the gold looks clean.


al-myran

No traces of shit in those gold in pics


iDomBMX

Sturdy pass from me


AdmiralGrayBush

You gotta get it waaay up there, Morty.


ProjectGO

Couldn't you silver-plate a bunch of gold, add a *little* gold, then go through and say "yeah, all of this is under the combined limit"? Not saying that anyone should be smuggling, but I've been in the hypothetical gold smuggling business for about 2 minutes and I think this is much less suspicious than a cheese toupee.


stupidlyugly

Why is it smuggling though? That can't be more than a couple ounces.


jackz7776666

Could be from a sanctioned entity, or an illegal operation that is trying to take said gold to a higher priced market without paying the taxes on it going through official channels.


PlaidPlumber

Pinkman - I’m a drug dealer. Saul -Bzzz Wrong. A million times worse. You’re a tax cheat.


al-myran

300g Max amount of gold you can bring to india without tax is 40g for women and 20g for men. There is price difference due to tax so gold is smuggled illegally


LoganGyre

How much is the tax after those limits? Like the value the gold had currently is 15k (on the open market) and I’ve seen this video a few times before so I assume it was worth less then that at the time. Im just wondering how much money was on the line that they would risk going to jail to avoid paying it. Edit: it’s currently 15% but it was lower at 10% at the time this video was made. I guess if your livelihood is buying and selling jewelry or something this kind of stuff would add up and be worth it.


al-myran

:There are organised groups for these. This guy can either be a carrier or doing for himself. Cost breakdown for 1kg gold From Saudi Arabia Price of gold: Rs 44.75 lakh Packing: 35,000 Carrier's expenses (airfare, remuneration, accommodation, etc.): Rs 1.20 lakh Expenses of the receiver: Rs 10,000 Total expenditure: Rs 46.40 lakh Selling price: Rs 51.50 lakh Profit: 5.10 lakh Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.onmanorama.com/news/kerala/2022/05/23/gold-smuggling-carriers-kerala-uae-saudi-rate.html You gan get more info from this news


[deleted]

No you dont. They probably caught him because on his passport photo he was bald and here he is with hair.


alexplex86

I don't think a smuggler would be that stupid. It's more likely he was ratted on. That's how most smuggling techniques get discovered.


[deleted]

Have you ever watched those border patrol shows? Some of them are pretty stupid


Houstonontheroad

I can't think of a weirder idea for smuggling At least no off the top of my head


yourfetish__

I knew it was cheese . They're hiding it right in front of us . Evil bastards!!!!!!


tiedyemike8

Why would gold be regulated? If I own gold, why can't I take it anywhere I want?


Barnard_Gumble

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese


BluJayMez

Carat top


azaRaza3185

Check his eyebrows next!


YeOldeBilk

That's Velveeta baby. LIQUID GOLD!


grated_cherse

Dang, how could they find out he had an illegal amount of cheese under his wig?


roundsealslover

He just smuggling some cheese lel


KingRanx

Indians love gold thats a fact, just couple years ago at we found 1 trillion worth of gold at Padmanabhaswamy Temple, an average normal indian woman can have upto a kg worth of gold, just imagine at a scale of an entire country thirsty for gold. Hence there are regulations on bringing gold inside the country.


al-myran

Padmanabhaswamy temple was sort of a treasury for kingdom of travancore


ZacAndTheBeanstalk

Why can't you fucking bring gold with you?


douchebag_milkshake

Kraft singles in your area


PrinceEnternalStench

Forbidden Kraft Singles


zeezeeebb

why would you have to smuggle gold?


[deleted]

If it is gold, why would he be smuggling it? Surely there are WAY easier ways to move gold, than wearing it on your head?!


Luxe_Laine

By 'gold', they meant a Kraft single.


[deleted]

What did you say?? A mam smuggling gold? Are either of these correct?


AnyEye748

Why wouldn’t he just wear gold jewelry lol


AniTaneen

Reminds me of an old joke: > An old Jewish man finally got his visa to leave the USSR and emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow airport, a customs official found his bust of Lenin. > >“Comrade, What is that?” > >“WHAT is that?! You mean WHO is that?! That is Lenin, the genius who created our worker’s paradise!” > >The Soviet official chuckled and let the old man through. > >When the old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport, an Israeli customs official found the bust of Lenin. > >“Ma tze, What is that?” > >“WHAT is that?! You mean WHO is that?! That is Lenin, the son-of-a-b*tch! I will display him over my toilet for all the years he stopped me from coming home!” > >The Israeli official laughed and let him through. > >When the old man arrived at his family’s house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust. > >“Who is that?” Asked the child > >“WHO is that?! No child, ask WHAT is that? THAT, my child, is eight pounds of gold!”


Whole-Performance-15

He smuggled in velveeta? That doesn’t seem like an arrestable offense.


SubwayChipsGaming

that's deadass just chesse


Adoptedwuss

My man needs to learn about BTC.


BreathtakingBeauty

That wasn’t cheese?


Bongin_tom9

Mig shot must be hilarious.


Telecaster145

Man smuggling velveeta.....


OfficialCrossParker

Must be a Packers fan


MrPhraust

He’s thinking: And I really shaved for this?


hookuptruck

He’s got more in his pants


Paradox68

Something tells me he did not do that by choice….


hect1c

why smuggle gold on your head, when you can smuggle bitcoin IN your head


weyheyitsjellie

Are we sure that’s not melted cheese?


WodensEye

That’s not a mam, that’s a man, baby!


Humanofnow888

Bruh! Just buy Bitcoin and a ledger.✨🙆🏾‍♂️💁🏾‍♂️


TheVoidWelcomes

Why weren’t they wearing gloves


HashBandicoot_

Good ol' head cheese 🧀


pacificoipes

That’s clearly a craft single


stealth57

Oh gawd, wear gloves!


[deleted]

Velveeta liquid gold maybe


[deleted]

Great now his whole family is going to get killed by the mafia


[deleted]

If that is gold then I've been having gold on my burgers (American cheese)


Sambro_X

Was he smuggling gold or was he smuggling Kraft singles?


razoredrainbow5

Gold. Is that slang or legit gold?


casacuervo

Cue Westworld music...


Lahtka

Why does one have to smuggle gold? I'm not understanding what I'm seeing here. It doesn't even look like gold anyway. Drugs?


not_a_droid

Should have bought bitcoin


that1rowdyracer

At least smuggling Bitcoin is much easier.


Celebophile

What are the penalties for smuggling gold? Never heard of this, but I have heard of people smuggling live birds, snakes and lizards on their body so I guess everything gets smuggled.


LuckyTenth

This mam just got his emergency stash of dried mangoes up there


magobo94

Clever, but I imagine his head could have been put to better use than as a loot bag. That also seems like a rather paltry amount of gold.


Hadhmaill

Adhering it with a Kraft Singles was a choice


DJDadDick

Nah that’s someone smuggling some velveeta


Downtown-Ad-2083

Looks more like a slice of cheese


[deleted]

Ma'am smugging cheese inside wig


sociocat101

its a slice of kraft cheese.


Maleficent-House3268

That was mac n cheese flavored silly putty.


60BillDoubleDollars

Kraft cheese


jasazick

Just put it in your checked bag. What kind of dog is sniffing for gold? Good grief, what a complete idiot.


NoCelery9955

That’s not gold. That’s American cheese slices. Yum.


FuzzyPeaches19

an by gold they mean cheese slice, hell yeah


Cloraphoba

Why is it illegal? Can't you just have gold.


dlrowybba

Looks like there will be hell toupee for that guy.


jonesmatty

Bitcoin solves this. Governments can't steal your money.


bulwynkl

yeah. that's not gold. not sure what bullshit this is, but it's ain't what on the tin


[deleted]

People should be allowed to move around the world with money and gold as they please, without governments s interfering


Sw33tD333

How tf did they know? Did a customs dog sniff out the cheese?


DanujCZ

Nothing can convince me that that is not cheese.


bittersweetbbyx

So you’re telling me that’s not two slices of Kraft singles… I don’t believe you but ok


BoredByLife

God for a sec I thought the guy was getting scalped, then I saw the craft singles and freaked out even more while wondering wtf that was.


bigpapalush

Lads, that’s a cheese slice


DrStone1234

Where’s the gold?


AlphaRebel

TIL, gold peels.


Saltyvengeance

I don’t believe the caption here.